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Cowboy
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:21:00 -
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So there I was in Yulai, Fedaykin Naib was drunk at his gank spot in Manarq and Gryn was at his side complaining that "something must die" (other then him)
I was making my way towards them from Nonni. I decided to take the long way to the so I my AP to Yulai and off I went. After a few jumps, I hit Kemerk.
I jump into Kemerk and blammo A RED BOX w00t!!!!!
Quickly, I lock and fire up the ole' 125mm IIs on the Harpy. I scramble and web the fool.
All of a sudden I hear the screams of my victim and the squish of his pod.
I examine the corpse and notice it quite plump and is wearing a red hat and suit.
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! I just pwned Santa Clause aka: Father Christmas.
Then it dawned on me that was not a war target I saw. It was that damn Rudolph's bright red nose!!!!!
Right before Santa clone jumped I was treated to some smack:
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Channel ID: local
Channel Name: Santa Converstation
Listener: Cowboy
Session started: 2004.12.25 05:17:53
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[ 2004.12.25 05:18:11 ] Cowboy > lo
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:12 ] Santa> *******, n00b
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:38 ] Cowboy >Sorry sir, but Rudolph's red nose was so bright, I did not realize.
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:54 ] Santa > I'm a carebear I do not pvp, I just lost a full set of implants
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:04 ] Cowboy >
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:18 ] Santa > Well you just wait, i'm apart of a large alliance and have friends that will wtfpwn you and your pirate corp.
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:24 ] Santa > YOUR MARKED FOR LIFE I TELL YOU I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF THATS THE LAST THING I DO YOU FUXING n00b GANKER. I'M SURPRISED YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR SAFESPOT!!!!!!
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:27 ] Cowboy > No need to smack Santa
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:43 ]Santa > Screw you, you bastard, you sucks on goat balls. All you'll get for christmas is COAL!!!!!!
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:27 ] Cowboy > Okey, give my coal to Darth maybe he can refine it for me!
2004.12.25 05:16:00
Victim: Santa
Corporation: North Pole Cheer
Destroyed Type: Super Sled3000
Solar System: Kemerk
System Security Level: 0.9
Involved parties:
Name: Cowboy
Security Status: 0.8
Corporation: Celestial Apocalypse
Ship Type: Harpy
Weapon Type: 125mm II Railgun
Destroyed items:
Type: DASHER (fitted-high slot)
Type: DANCER (Fitted - High slot)
Type: PRANCER (Fitted - High slot)
Type: CUPID (Fitted - High slot)
Type: COMET (Fitted - High slot)
Type: DONNER (Fitted - High slot)
Type: BILTZEN (Fitted - High slot)
Type: RUDOLPH (Fitted - High slot)
Type: Toy's for boys and girls (Cargo)
Type: 250000 Veldspar (for darth solo)
Type: 1200 Scotch (for Fedaykin Naib)
MERRY CHIRSTMAS EVE!!!!
Cowboy
"Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are
the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is
punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the
world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me"
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:21:00 -
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So there I was in Yulai, Fedaykin Naib was drunk at his gank spot in Manarq and Gryn was at his side complaining that "something must die" (other then him)
I was making my way towards them from Nonni. I decided to take the long way to the so I my AP to Yulai and off I went. After a few jumps, I hit Kemerk.
I jump into Kemerk and blammo A RED BOX w00t!!!!!
Quickly, I lock and fire up the ole' 125mm IIs on the Harpy. I scramble and web the fool.
All of a sudden I hear the screams of my victim and the squish of his pod.
I examine the corpse and notice it quite plump and is wearing a red hat and suit.
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! I just pwned Santa Clause aka: Father Christmas.
Then it dawned on me that was not a war target I saw. It was that damn Rudolph's bright red nose!!!!!
Right before Santa clone jumped I was treated to some smack:
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Channel ID: local
Channel Name: Santa Converstation
Listener: Cowboy
Session started: 2004.12.25 05:17:53
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[ 2004.12.25 05:18:11 ] Cowboy > lo
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:12 ] Santa> *******, n00b
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:38 ] Cowboy >Sorry sir, but Rudolph's red nose was so bright, I did not realize.
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:54 ] Santa > I'm a carebear I do not pvp, I just lost a full set of implants
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:04 ] Cowboy >
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:18 ] Santa > Well you just wait, i'm apart of a large alliance and have friends that will wtfpwn you and your pirate corp.
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:24 ] Santa > YOUR MARKED FOR LIFE I TELL YOU I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF THATS THE LAST THING I DO YOU FUXING n00b GANKER. I'M SURPRISED YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR SAFESPOT!!!!!!
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:27 ] Cowboy > No need to smack Santa
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:43 ]Santa > Screw you, you bastard, you sucks on goat balls. All you'll get for christmas is COAL!!!!!!
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:27 ] Cowboy > Okey, give my coal to Darth maybe he can refine it for me!
2004.12.25 05:16:00
Victim: Santa
Corporation: North Pole Cheer
Destroyed Type: Super Sled3000
Solar System: Kemerk
System Security Level: 0.9
Involved parties:
Name: Cowboy
Security Status: 0.8
Corporation: Celestial Apocalypse
Ship Type: Harpy
Weapon Type: 125mm II Railgun
Destroyed items:
Type: DASHER (fitted-high slot)
Type: DANCER (Fitted - High slot)
Type: PRANCER (Fitted - High slot)
Type: CUPID (Fitted - High slot)
Type: COMET (Fitted - High slot)
Type: DONNER (Fitted - High slot)
Type: BILTZEN (Fitted - High slot)
Type: RUDOLPH (Fitted - High slot)
Type: Toy's for boys and girls (Cargo)
Type: 250000 Veldspar (for darth solo)
Type: 1200 Scotch (for Fedaykin Naib)
MERRY CHIRSTMAS EVE!!!!
Cowboy
"Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are
the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is
punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the
world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me"
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Artegg
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:30:00 -
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Dude i love it but damn how much time do you have spare
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Artegg
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:30:00 -
[4]
Dude i love it but damn how much time do you have spare
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Phonix
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:30:00 -
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ROFL pretty good man..
I'll give you that 
Merry Christmas..
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Notferr has been pwned by CCP..
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Phonix
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:30:00 -
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ROFL pretty good man..
I'll give you that
Merry Christmas..
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Notferr has been pwned by CCP..
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Shadowthrone
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:30:00 -
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nah cowboy, u did good nailing that guy.
With his long white beard and his cargo stashed with ill gotten loot....That santa guy was clearly a pirate himself. Well Done 
Celes Kill Board
"Show them no mercy, for you will receive none"
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Shadowthrone
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:30:00 -
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nah cowboy, u did good nailing that guy.
With his long white beard and his cargo stashed with ill gotten loot....That santa guy was clearly a pirate himself. Well Done
Celes Kill Board
"Show them no mercy, for you will receive none"
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Artegg
Dude i love it but damn how much time do you have spare
I'm bored at work :P
"Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are
the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is
punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the
world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me"
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Artegg
Dude i love it but damn how much time do you have spare
I'm bored at work :P
"Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are
the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is
punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the
world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me"
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:49:00 -
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Edited by: Bared Bel'Medar on 24/12/2004 21:22:18
Hem, Missed a spot, and a thakns to Cowboy for being the Celes with humor. Which is not to say others arent funny, but after 4 failed attempts to get into a battle with Celes, I went back to my purenial foe... CA.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.12.24 20:49:00 -
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Edited by: Bared Bel'Medar on 24/12/2004 21:22:18
Hem, Missed a spot, and a thakns to Cowboy for being the Celes with humor. Which is not to say others arent funny, but after 4 failed attempts to get into a battle with Celes, I went back to my purenial foe... CA.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
Dafuzz
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Posted - 2004.12.24 21:03:00 -
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Well played Cowboy.
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-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |
Dafuzz
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Posted - 2004.12.24 21:03:00 -
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Well played Cowboy.
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-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |
Kane Jacobs
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Posted - 2004.12.24 21:41:00 -
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lmao Good kill !!!! He never gave me what I wished for anyway 
Merry X-mas
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Kane Jacobs
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Posted - 2004.12.24 21:41:00 -
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lmao Good kill !!!! He never gave me what I wished for anyway
Merry X-mas
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.12.24 21:53:00 -
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"[ 2004.12.25 05:18:11 ] Cowboy > lo
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:12 ] Santa> *******, n00b
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:38 ] Cowboy >Sorry sir, but Rudolph's red nose was so bright, I did not realize.
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:54 ] Santa > I'm a carebear I do not pvp, I just lost a full set of implants
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:04 ] Cowboy >
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:18 ] Santa > Well you just wait, i'm apart of a large alliance and have friends that will wtfpwn you and your pirate corp.
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:24 ] Santa > YOUR MARKED FOR LIFE I TELL YOU I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF THATS THE LAST THING I DO YOU FUXING n00b GANKER. I'M SURPRISED YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR SAFESPOT!!!!!!"
^,^
Nice smack, Santa... (and nice kill, too -.^
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.12.24 21:53:00 -
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"[ 2004.12.25 05:18:11 ] Cowboy > lo
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:12 ] Santa> *******, n00b
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:38 ] Cowboy >Sorry sir, but Rudolph's red nose was so bright, I did not realize.
[ 2004.12.25 05:18:54 ] Santa > I'm a carebear I do not pvp, I just lost a full set of implants
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:04 ] Cowboy >
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:18 ] Santa > Well you just wait, i'm apart of a large alliance and have friends that will wtfpwn you and your pirate corp.
[ 2004.12.25 05:19:24 ] Santa > YOUR MARKED FOR LIFE I TELL YOU I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF THATS THE LAST THING I DO YOU FUXING n00b GANKER. I'M SURPRISED YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR SAFESPOT!!!!!!"
^,^
Nice smack, Santa... (and nice kill, too -.^
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Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2004.12.24 21:57:00 -
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Haha nicely done.
And I hope people get the not so subtle point.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2004.12.24 21:57:00 -
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Haha nicely done.
And I hope people get the not so subtle point.
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Plim
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Posted - 2004.12.24 22:16:00 -
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Edited by: Plim on 24/12/2004 22:17:52
Cowboy is officially worse than Scrooge
Edit: omg I spelt Scrooge wrong
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Plim
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Posted - 2004.12.24 22:16:00 -
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Edited by: Plim on 24/12/2004 22:17:52
Cowboy is officially worse than Scrooge
Edit: omg I spelt Scrooge wrong
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slip66
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Posted - 2004.12.24 22:43:00 -
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santa is one angry dude.
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slip66
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Posted - 2004.12.24 22:43:00 -
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santa is one angry dude.
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FatherChristmas
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Posted - 2004.12.24 22:45:00 -
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******* *******!
Coal for you all!!!!
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FatherChristmas
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Posted - 2004.12.24 22:45:00 -
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******* *******!
Coal for you all!!!!
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Leitari
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Posted - 2004.12.24 23:02:00 -
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hehehe nice one, Santa is clearly not getting enough with Misses Santa :S
Here, Only the silent survive.
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Leitari
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Posted - 2004.12.24 23:02:00 -
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hehehe nice one, Santa is clearly not getting enough with Misses Santa :S
Here, Only the silent survive.
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Wuubaa
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Posted - 2004.12.24 23:12:00 -
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f*ck you cowboy IMMA POD U I WANT SOME PRESENTS!!!!
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Wuubaa
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Posted - 2004.12.24 23:12:00 -
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f*ck you cowboy IMMA POD U I WANT SOME PRESENTS!!!!
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