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Milla Lekarariba	Posted - 2010.08.23 15:44:00 - [1] Rules... * No long story jokes, just quick sharp one liners * Remember forums rules, keep them decent and fairly clean.. I'll start I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics, two birds, one stone
Destination SkillQueue Are We There Yet	Posted - 2010.08.23 15:50:00 - [2] What do you do when your wife's staggering? Shoot her again.
Cat o'Ninetails Caldari Rancer Defence League Eternal Ascension	Posted - 2010.08.23 18:21:00 - [3] i just went on the holiday of a lifetime! tell you what.... never again. Tim Vine is awesome lol x EVE Garden
edtheshed Fusion Enterprises Ltd Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2010.08.23 19:53:00 - [4] Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails i just went on the holiday of a lifetime! tell you what.... never again. Tim Vine is awesome lol x sorry cat, you kinda **ed it up it goes Quote:** I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again see how its "once" your version's lol factor is its fail joke: there are 10 types of people in the world ones that understand binary, and ones that don't
FunzzeR Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2010.08.23 19:55:00 - [5] Did you hear about the kidnapping? He just woke up. PRAISE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!! THEIR WILL SHALL BE DONE!!
omgfreemoniez	Posted - 2010.08.23 21:44:00 - [6] Yes, this thread is a joke, and the OP is a joke.
Chipan Asty	Posted - 2010.08.24 04:00:00 - [7] Originally by: omgfreemoniez Yes, this thread is a joke, and the OP is a joke. Ah haha, brilliant. My parents made me walk the plank when I was young. We couldn't afford a dog.
Epegi Givo Amarr The Fimbriani Shadow of xXDEATHXx	Posted - 2010.08.24 04:08:00 - [8] Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be. What would one go back to when inventing the drawing board? __________________________ My other alt is A Ferrari
Jago Kain Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team	Posted - 2010.08.24 05:22:00 - [9] If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do they taste like fish? ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2010.08.24 05:34:00 - [10] Edited by: Zeba on 24/08/2010 05:35:17 A dirty joke: Kid fell into a mud puddle.. /rimshot Originally by: Jago Kain If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do they taste like fish? Hi Jean! Originally by: CCP Oveur My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Originally by: CCP Adida Moved from missions and complexes. All other game discussions are only aloud in OOP.

ReaperOfSly Gallente 1st Cavalry Division Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.08.24 05:43:00 - [11] So there's this man walking through the desert. [redacted] "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!" ____________________
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate Dead Terrorists	Posted - 2010.08.24 05:50:00 - [12] How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem? He worked it out with a pencil. and further more why do i even need a sig?
ThaMa Gebir Gallente SUECHTLER Inc.	Posted - 2010.08.24 07:47:00 - [13] Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties. ---------------------------- Confirmed heaviest member of RDEX........ Hah, no more hijacks here!!!!
Ak'athra J'ador Amarr Imperial Shipment	Posted - 2010.08.24 08:44:00 - [14] Originally by: ReaperOfSly So there's this man walking through the desert. [redacted] "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!" I remember reading that entire thing... Joke: you mama so ugly, Veto paid her ransom to get out of local Joke: science officer comes to the captain on a minmatar ship and says:"Sir, we are not sure the debris is from the ship that exploded or us going around in circles" Joke: Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his pants bartender:"sir, there is a stearing wheel stuck in your pants" Pirate:"I, its driving my nuts"
Dray Caldari Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2010.08.24 11:41:00 - [15] Three blondes out for a walk come across some tracks, first blonde says "they look like badger tracks", second blonde says "no, they look more like fox tracks" third blonde says "You're both wrong, they're deer tracks", they were still arguing 30 minutes later when the train hit them.
Sonkut Minmatar The Motley Few	Posted - 2010.08.24 14:37:00 - [16] Edited by: Sonkut on 24/08/2010 14:44:20 Originally by: Culmen How does a constipated mathematician solve his problems? He worked it out with his pencil. fixed that for you, about the closest thing to a clean joke i know. Hmm, think i got one: Guy walks into a bar, Staggers around in a mild concussion que boo's and hisses here
Emma Royd Caldari Maddled Gommerils	Posted - 2010.08.24 15:03:00 - [17] Yo momma so fat she needs a cyno to move around not a one-liner, old but a goody Blonde watches a program about ice fishing on the telly, and thinks it looks fun, so buys the gear and finds some ice. Sets up, about to drill through the ice and hears a voice from above.... "There are no fish under the ice" Spooked a bit, she moves over a few feet and tries again. Again the voice from above "There are no fish under the ice" Is that you lord? she asks. No, it's the manager of the ice-rink +_+ Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
JTDaBeast	Posted - 2010.08.26 21:26:00 - [18] The hooker I slept with last night didn't even charge me a fee. Looks like Christmas came early, and so did I.
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc. Damu'Khonde	Posted - 2010.08.26 21:34:00 - [19] A teacher asks their students to tell the class what their fathers do, spell the profession, and then give examples of what their fathers do. Child 1 - My dad is a firefighter. F-I-R-E-F-I-G-H-T-E-R. He helps save people from fires. Child 2 - My dad is archaeologist. A-R-K-A-O-L.... Teacher - do not worryy Johnny, just tell us what he does. Child 2 - He digs up stuff and learns about things that happened in the past. Child 3 - My dad is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E. He will give you 100-1 odds that, that idiot Johnny will never learn how to spell archaeologist. Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
Slate Shoa	Posted - 2010.08.27 00:40:00 - [20] sadly realizes that he only knows dirty one liners

ThaMa Gebir Gallente SUECHTLER Inc.	Posted - 2010.08.27 06:26:00 - [21] Yo momma so fat, bob thought she was a region and took her. Then Goons saw she was so fat and started bending game mechanics to get around her. ---------------------------- Confirmed heaviest member of RDEX........ Hah, no more hijacks here!!!!
Karma Vortex Incorporated	Posted - 2010.08.27 11:53:00 - [22] And the Lord said unto John; "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Siko lawk	Posted - 2010.08.27 17:41:00 - [23] Originally by: Sonkut Edited by: Sonkut on 24/08/2010 14:44:20 Originally by: Culmen How does a constipated mathematician solve his problems? He works it out with his pencil. fixed that for you* fixed that for you
ReaperOfSly Gallente 1st Cavalry Division Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.08.27 18:40:00 - [24] "I'd like to buy a watch please." "Analogue?" "No, just the watch." ____________________
Lord Wamphyri Amarr Starside Lost	Posted - 2010.08.27 21:02:00 - [25] Edited by: Lord Wamphyri on 27/08/2010 21:02:54 A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair." EDIT: Well if the forum filter let it through then I can't get in trouble! My EVE Tattoo! My Second EVE Tattoo!
holyfook	Posted - 2010.08.28 09:33:00 - [26] how long do u look at your mother in law for with one eye???? until u pull the trigger....... What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn
Lord Wamphyri Amarr Starside Lost	Posted - 2010.08.28 11:18:00 - [27] And a few more.. A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrenÆs iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the answer is Africa. My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker. My EVE Tattoo! My Second EVE Tattoo!


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