Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Edited by: Lana Torrin on 31/08/2010 00:28:44
I'm voting for yes. I want to see how badly you fail.

Edit: Oh, and keep logs. I want you to post everything (even if its off site). If you manage it I'll give you props, if you fail I'll give you props for trying if you post everything.

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Originally by: Baron Wikkheiser

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Originally by: JASON W0RTHING

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From destruction comes creation. Do It.

hydra leadership also scammed me out of 400mil which was like 3 whole days of mission running. So yeah, **** 'em.

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Where can I meet more people like you?

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Originally by: Ran Khanon

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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CHOP ITS HEAD OFF ALREADY!

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In Greek mythology, the Lernaean Hydra (Greek: Λερναία Ὕδρα) was an ancient nameless serpent-like chthonic water beast (as its name evinces) that possessed seven heads ù and for each head cut off it grew two more ù and poisonous breath so virulent even her tracks were deadly.

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Originally by: Ran Khanon

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Edited by: Xenuria on 31/08/2010 13:24:23

Originally by: Ran Khanon

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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CHOP ITS HEAD OFF ALREADY!

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In Greek mythology, the Lernaean Hydra (Greek: Λερναία Ὕδρα) was an ancient nameless serpent-like chthonic water beast (as its name evinces) that possessed seven heads ù and for each head cut off it grew two more ù and poisonous breath so virulent even her tracks were deadly.

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I reality the hydra is a very tiny micro-organism that lives in the water and is one of the only known life forms that dose not go through senescence. I had a 47 page medical journal on it in my backpack for the longest time. You see however just because they do not age dose not mean they won't die.

If the heat changes or the food source dwindles the hydra will no longer be able to constantly slosh off its cells in favor of new ones. This means it will be forced into its own mortality in that without the ability to rapidly slosh off older cells it will eventually die.

I have studied hydras in biology class before, I did experiments on them in my own free time after everybody had left for the night. I learned things....

Wonderful things, terrible things... Hydra Make your Time

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Those are not called hydra's ... those are called "O-HI-dra's". Luk, it actually WAVES!:



O hi!

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Originally by: Axemaster

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Edited by: Xenuria on 31/08/2010 13:24:23

Originally by: Ran Khanon

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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CHOP ITS HEAD OFF ALREADY!

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In Greek mythology, the Lernaean Hydra (Greek: Λερναία Ὕδρα) was an ancient nameless serpent-like chthonic water beast (as its name evinces) that possessed seven heads ù and for each head cut off it grew two more ù and poisonous breath so virulent even her tracks were deadly.

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I reality the hydra is a very tiny micro-organism that lives in the water and is one of the only known life forms that dose not go through senescence. I had a 47 page medical journal on it in my backpack for the longest time. You see however just because they do not age dose not mean they won't die.

If the heat changes or the food source dwindles the hydra will no longer be able to constantly slosh off its cells in favor of new ones. This means it will be forced into its own mortality in that without the ability to rapidly slosh off older cells it will eventually die.

I have studied hydras in biology class before, I did experiments on them in my own free time after everybody had left for the night. I learned things....

Wonderful things, terrible things... Hydra Make your Time

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Hydra are very interesting in that they have gametes throughout their body (reproductive cells, like eggs and sperm). As a result, they are able to regenerate any part of their body. They also end up being essentially immortal, since their original genetic code is preserved in an undamaged state throughout their body. You can cut them up, and each piece has a good chance of growing back into a new hydra, similarly to how you can cut an earthworm in half and get two functional worms.

Note that one of the main causes of aging is that when a cell divides, the telomere in its DNA is shortened during the copying process (it's basically a long piece of code that forms the ending of the DNA). When the telomere becomes short enough, the cells can no longer divide. In human cells, there is a sort of automatic "cutoff switch" that tells the cells to stop dividing once the telomere gets short enough - this is believed to be a mechanism meant to get rid of older cell lines, which are more likely to be damaged (which leads to decreased efficiency and sometimes cancer). So, by maintaining a large amount of first generation DNA carriers, the hydra avoids all these issues.

On the other hand, the hydra is a very quiet, low metabolism creature. That's because it spends most of its energy maintaining the pristine state of its DNA. So if humans wanted to employ the same strategy, we would be sacrificing a lot, which is why it's a very rare thing to see in nature.

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Originally by: The Crushah

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Your preaching to the choir. I know all about hayflax limits and telomeres. I have done extensive research into gene therapy and the possibilities of genetic enhancement post-maturity. Very interesting stuff but discussing it here kind of puts me out of character.

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Thats Hayflick's limit, and dont hold your breath waiting for gene therapy to make us a race of super humans. I suggest you start eating right and exercising.

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Originally by: Trauli

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Edited by: Trauli on 31/08/2010 19:40:31
I vote you end this thread as its filled with terrible posters.

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Originally by: Aerion Va'rr

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No. Hydra shouldn't be a target of your transparent e-thuggery. It would be funny if you tried.

How do you disassemble something, that accepts everything?

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Originally by: Absolom Hues

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Edited by: Absolom Hues on 01/09/2010 19:26:49

Originally by: Xenuria

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Looks like 2 people so far missed the point of the thread.

This is not a place to post about how I can or cannot do something or how something in general can or cannot be done....

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I will ask, How do you wish to be measured?

"The measure of a man is what he does with power" Plato

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Originally by: Lucy Oreless

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Whatta...?

And here i thought Xenuria was just another forumprankster..
So, the question then is: who are you?

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Originally by: Furb Killer

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Originally by: Ben Cartwright

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Is anyone in Hydra Reloaded still laughing at this dude?

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Tbh what does it matter for hydra? If they want they can just reform, costs them a billion but they can handle that, and they didnt lose sov or anything.

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Originally by: Steve Celeste

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This is just a cover up for all the billions that were donated for so-called "sbu funds" and "titan funds".
That hydra investment fund will be revealed as a scam too, plus that banking service.


Well played, glad I never fell for it.

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Originally by: dreamgirl

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how epic, reminds me of joker from the dark knight movie, love the chaos, cheers mate hahaha

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Originally by: Jane Bennet

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Huh? I don't snipe, that's just where the post ended.

As to understanding: OP says he asked for 1.7B from Hydra. That's begging.

Yet he claims to have available the resources to destroy Hydra. That's presumably fairly valuable resources. With such resources at his disposal, what does he need 1.7B for?

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Originally by: Howard Atkins

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Ladies and Gentlemen!

Welcome to this epic thread. Iam actually tempted to pay the 1.7B, given that i get to know what bad things would have happened if i or someone else didnt >:)

I just re-read the whole thread and had to laugh a lot.

Best. Thread. Ever.

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Originally by: Barakkus

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I'm sort of curious why anyone even cares?

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Originally by: Agent Known

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Edited by: Agent Known on 02/09/2010 23:55:13
Welp, guess it wasn't a troll.

Although, I find it odd that this happened exactly a year after Hydra was founded.

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Originally by: Teschan

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Originally by: Nathan Jameson

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lol Chribba told you to STFU

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Let me tell you something.

About a week ago, out of the blue this kid convos me asking if Cry Havoc will declare war on some irrelevant 12 man corp, he turns nasty when we lol. He simply will not be told to get lost, so eventually we leave convo.

Moments later he enters my public channel "The Jolly Roger" and just starts talking at us, like for hours. Will not be told to stfu... fortunately I don't lack Chribbas reserve when it comes to banning idiots from channels.

I'd be asounded if infact this kid had ANYTHING to do with hydra getting disbanded. he did however reveal that he is autistic which certainly explains his peculiar social behaviour... Either way he's about as dangerous as a box of fluff.

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Originally by: The Crushah

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Originally by: Xenuria

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGplrpWvz0I
http://www.eveuniversalglory.com/


Hey guys look... CCP is made video about me accidentally hydra.

Drekar = Hydra Reloaded

Look at the video it is scripted EXACTLY how it happend with me..


I get podded and die to a ruthless corporation.
I come back to life and troll my way to the top
Then I take everything and disband it..

They did everything but say "yeah this guy is xenuria"

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Whatever you say Garmon.

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Originally by: The Crushah

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Originally by: The Crushah

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Originally by: Xenuria

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGplrpWvz0I
http://www.eveuniversalglory.com/


Hey guys look... CCP is made video about me accidentally hydra.

Drekar = Hydra Reloaded

Look at the video it is scripted EXACTLY how it happend with me..


I get podded and die to a ruthless corporation.
I come back to life and troll my way to the top
Then I take everything and disband it..

They did everything but say "yeah this guy is xenuria"

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Whatever you say Garmon.

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If you are so sure I am Garmon then you can send me isk and bpos, because I am garmon and garmon will have it not some super troll.

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But if youre Garmon, then should I send isk and bpo's to Garmon Garmon, or you Garmon, cause if Garmon doesnt get Garmon's isk and bpo's then Garmon will scream about being Garmon on Vent, and people listening to Garmon will be angry at Garmon and then Garmon will be sad Panda.

Garmon.

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Originally by: The Crushah

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Why you mad?

No srssly..
I WOULD LOVE to meet you kids on vent and have a nice civil discussion. I promise not to troll.

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Can I participate? Will you be talking in an unintelligible Welsh accent?

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Originally by: Bask Ilisk

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BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Originally by: Shigsy

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Yea I literally had to constantly kick Xenuria from TS cause people were just complaining how annoying he was. And this was before he started "trolling".

:cripes:

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Originally by: Simon Mickey

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Originally by: Xenuria

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BAWWWW

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I've flown with Genos for over a year and plenty of times people have been told to shutup rather then just being kicked from TS.
You must be really annoying if Shigsy booted you as much as he apparently did.

Also: Most FC's repeat target calls, because when you're trying to do 5 things at once it can be easy to forget who to target. With ******s in his fleet like you, I'd probably do everything I could to make sure people were shooting at the right target.

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Originally by: Simon Mickey

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Edited by: Simon Mickey on 04/09/2010 16:06:23

Originally by: Xenuria

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Originally by: Simon Mickey

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Originally by: Xenuria

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BAWWWW

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I've flown with Genos for over a year and plenty of times people have been told to shutup rather then just being kicked from TS.
You must be really annoying if Shigsy booted you as much as he apparently did.

Also: Most FC's repeat target calls, because when you're trying to do 5 things at once it can be easy to forget who to target. With ******s in his fleet like you, I'd probably do everything I could to make sure people were shooting at the right target.

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Wat? "Easy to forget"? when doing 5 things at once? I am sorry no offense to the brilliance of genos but if you have trouble remembering what to do while multi-tasking then eve is not the game for you. Try wow or some other mmo where attention span and sobriety is not a requisite for success.

I mean serious the game has so many prompts and listings that would remind you of exactly what you are or were doing. That is assuming you use the features provided to you.

As far as being told when to shut up... I was not flying with genos.. I was flying with hydra. There were some genos people in that fleet and frankly they were the only ones that didn't have their head up their ass or were to busying podding their own fleet to get anything done.

Now its kinda silly to get into a serious critque of those events because they were not meant to be on the level or professional to begin with. You should try reading my post over a few times to grasp the context in which I am speaking.

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wat.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=686126

I see that u wud know how hard it can b sometimes to fly logistics and be repping people, and transferring cap to people, and burning towards people who need reps, but burning away from tacklers all the while managing ur own cap and trying to stay in distance of ur logi buddies and also trying to stay aligned to the celestial that ur supposed to be. I bow b4 ur mity wisdom of how2play eve.

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Originally by: Paknac Queltel

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Originally by: Mercurial Blood

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Originally by: Roland Deschaines

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Originally by: Xenuria

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The utu scam was brilliant and I actually participated in it though I did not get any isk for my part. Chribba is probably the only person who didn't get scammed.

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Can anyone please explicit the utu scam for me?

Since Chribba still has the collateral it seems pretty watertight to me, I'm obviously missing something so I'll be thankful to anyone who cares to contribute.

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There is an UTU -=BOND=- which is secured by Chribba and is pretty much still on... There was an UTU -=SCAM=- going around in the alliance claiming to sell UTU's to alliance members for something like 300 million or something like that? People had to "Reserve" their UTU's etc.

Then there was also the titan scam, and the SBU and TCU scam, and then like one round of alliance taxes. I'll ask around and see if I can get total figures for how much everyone got in total.

As for Xenuria, I'm pretty sure he's not garmon... We were trying to figure out if he was just a huge nub or if he was trolling. Then I think we found out he has autism or something. But yeah he went on voice a lot just to say absolutely ******ed stuff to people from alliance chat...

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There was no Utu scam, just people stupid enough to take an alliance bulletin offering unique ships for a fiftieth of their normal price serious.

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Originally by: Steve Celeste

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Anyone have some cheap, stolen Utu's for sale?

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Originally by: Teschan

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Remember that time Cry Havoc evacuated Pf-346 because groon was planning to hot drop titans? Even the pos and all its fuel was left behind, not even the cargo rigs were emptied. Cry havoc was so sure that those titans could be comming any day.. So they left for torinos or toronas, whatever the crap system.

Except for the fact that cry havocs primary and only source for this information was none other then myself.

**** was so cash...

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This wonderful piece of fiction should be evidence enough that this moron had absolutely nothing to do with Hydra and is actually so disconnected from reality that he transcends troll status and moves straight into the pants on head category.

Is this another one of your "mass social experiments"? is everything "going the way you planned?", let me guess - you've influenced me to make this post using your magical powers of pre-graduate psychology. Truth be told you're just some kid who gets flamed on every forum you post on and you've gotten used to popping up at the end and shouting "lolz i was just trolling".

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Originally by: Robert Caldera

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Is Hydra going to end finally or not??

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Originally by: Aerion Va'rr

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Here is a tip. Stop posting.

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Take your own advice.. I can't remember the last time you had something either interesting, useful or of any meaning to anyone other than yourself (and no doubt your slew of alts, there's a psychological disorder for people that like to talk to themselves, why not take some of your wasted internet time, and do some research, to better yourself. What a concept huh?)

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Originally by: Teschan

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Originally by: Xenuria

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work of fiction?

I have the chat logs m8. I also think it is obvious the CH is no longer in pf because of me. They left right after I delivered my intel. If you want ask dirty looks for the whole scoop. When you guys sent in a hauler with liquid ozone for the pos it got blasted by IT reds, the same Reds that attacked me despite the agreement in place.

Look Cry Havok is good and all but if they had half a spine they would take the battle to Groon instead of them throwing rocks at them like children in a schoolyard.

There were many a time that cry havok could have made a surgical strike and cost groon over 7.8 billion in assets. But noo.. Cry havok is all gate camp and has very little in the way of intel. I offered to help but noo. They are supposedly to good for me.

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Literally not one word of this has ever happened. Is this some sort of role play that only you're invited to?

Also, learn how to spell Cry Havoc, it's really not that challenging.

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Originally by: Teschan

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Oh really? Then explain to me why the cry havok pos in pf is empty and almost out of fuel?

Explain to me why the corp offices for several ch corp have moved out of pf and into the new location?

Explain to me why there are no longer any ch gate camps?

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I don't really have the urge to explain to an insignificant newb why some people in CH can't be bothered to camp a high sec gate anymore, but since you're here - let me break your heart and tell you that it has more to do with the price of french cheese than it has to do with you.

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Originally by: Teschan

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Oh I see what you just tried to do.
It's the same thing a girl does when she is hit by a man. She says things like "Oh I fell down the stairs" or "The door knob hit me" OR my favorite "CH can't be bothered to camp a high sec gate anymore"

Look man if your trying to be some kind of CH PR person your doing a terrible job. Your just made that the black eye you have in this analogy was caused by me. So quit being such a babyback-***** and go cry somewhere else.

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Well other than the fact I'm the only person in CH who actually knows who you are, your analogy is terrible since;

a) it makes absolutely no sense
b) the chances you've ever met a woman are remote.

Nice ragepost though

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Originally by: kiki mo

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Originally by: w1ldt4ngent

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OP make Joe Phoenix seem positively competent. Amazing.

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perhaps...

Xenuria really IS Joe Phoenix and Emo TJ

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Originally by: ZenSun

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Edited by: ZenSun on 09/09/2010 22:36:06

Originally by: Xenuria

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Originally by: Teschan

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Originally by: Xenuria

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Remember that time Cry Havoc evacuated Pf-346 because groon was planning to hot drop titans? Even the pos and all its fuel was left behind, not even the cargo rigs were emptied. Cry havoc was so sure that those titans could be comming any day.. So they left for torinos or toronas, whatever the crap system.

Except for the fact that cry havocs primary and only source for this information was none other then myself.

**** was so cash...

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This wonderful piece of fiction should be evidence enough that this moron had absolutely nothing to do with Hydra and is actually so disconnected from reality that he transcends troll status and moves straight into the pants on head category.

Is this another one of your "mass social experiments"? is everything "going the way you planned?", let me guess - you've influenced me to make this post using your magical powers of pre-graduate psychology. Truth be told you're just some kid who gets flamed on every forum you post on and you've gotten used to popping up at the end and shouting "lolz i was just trolling".

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work of fiction?

I have the chat logs m8. I also think it is obvious the CH is no longer in pf because of me. They left right after I delivered my intel. If you want ask dirty looks for the whole scoop. When you guys sent in a hauler with liquid ozone for the pos it got blasted by IT reds, the same Reds that attacked me despite the agreement in place.

Look Cry Havok is good and all but if they had half a spine they would take the battle to Groon instead of them throwing rocks at them like children in a schoolyard.

There were many a time that cry havok could have made a surgical strike and cost groon over 7.8 billion in assets. But noo.. Cry havok is all gate camp and has very little in the way of intel. I offered to help but noo. They are supposedly to good for me.

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I dont gate camp, I rat.. your speculation is valued though, kind sir. :) * Oh, we are not in pf- because chasing SoT just becomes laborious, not sure your explosive intel ended our almighty reign over pf-.

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Originally by: Teschan

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Originally by: Xenuria

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LOLOL yeah because you guys were totally chasing SOT..
Every time somebody from SOT jumped in you CH kids made yourself scarce. Thats when I would loot the wrecks.
**** I even paid some members of SOT to jump in and hang near the gate so I could have a chance to salvage and loot all the wrecks without having to worry about cry havok being anywhere near me.

I went to pf just today and SOT flat out said they were the ones that chased you out. Look the the killboards. SOT kills 3.5 times the amount of CH ships that CH kills of SOT. and heres a fun fact 80% of the SOT kills in pf are CH... So yeah sure.. You chased them alright.

Take your defunct hipster ass out of my thread before you wet yourself.

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Let me explain this to you, SoT sit there with instalocking ships engaging only frigates and stragglers. Every time anyone goes to fight them they run, every time without fail. Yeah its a boring way to PvP but if you run every time a challenge comes along, of course you wont lose as many ships.

Infact its an ongoing joke, "lets see how long it takes SoT to run today"... again, you've just highlighted your complete lack of understanding of the area - I sometimes sit there with my alt in two battleships just because I know they wont camp the gate if there is anything bigger than a frigate near the gate, and camping that gate is literally all they do.

The only time they have ever attacked me was when I was in a T1 fit griffin. Every other time they have ran off the gate faster than a whippet with an arse full of dynamite.

Xenuria, again - stop talking about things you know nothing about.

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