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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 02:47:00 -
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Edited by: Rosalund Shaw on 31/08/2010 02:54:19
An Act of Political Satire. (No offense intended)
Alarums and sirens rang in the depth of the station, flashing lights and hazard tell-tails, the capsule-pilot elite of the Galactic Rangers were being called to battle. ôENEMIES DETECTED IN SYSTEM ALL PILOTS TO YOUR SHIPS, ALL PILOTS TO YOUR SHIPS!ö The computer announcement was shrill and instant but private Merde-Enough had more important things to occupy his time than Starship combat, far more important things.
ôWhat they cannot understand is the vital work I do in seeking superfluous cross-drawn logic glitch and minor pettifoggery on the front lines of GALNET info-warzone. How dare they call me to space to leave this struggle with enemies who can only fight and cannot match me in the field of tedium and obsessive stalking, HAH! I know weakness when I see it and though AMARR VICTOR is no more in space they will hear it on the forums as long as I can post until they the worlds come from nightmares always!ö
The speaker was a grotesquely fat Amarrian untidily ladled into his flightsuit with unhealthily blemished features, cheek and jowls draping over weak bones and slobbering lips transforming a sucking diction into an unpleasant slur reminiscent of nothing more than a vaguely humanoid slug. Posthumanity had its benefits for the Amarrians though, as sealed in a webwork of catheters and body tubes and geno-scrubbers labouring against the omnipresent chife; he lived as a lardy techo-spider at the centre of holo-displays focused on the many names of his stalking attention.
ôNEFERIS will drown in her own blood when I troll her threads! HAHA! I reveal that she said something three years ago, then something else the week after that, then something again in the days following, then recently she posted something else and somebody said something about somebody else doing something that shouldnÆt be spoken of unless that somebody had SOMETHING TO HIDE! SEE SEE UNIVERSE, WHO NEEDS TO BE AMBULATORY TO DEFEAT FOES!ö
Air scrubbers straining to clear the atmosphere from the spittle and clouds of noxious breath at this wierd ululation, the chamber rang once again with alert sounds as the battle commander placed a priority call to the capsuleerÆs chamber and crimson tell-tails focused on the distended features of the humanoid blob in his reinforced enviro-chair.
ôPILOT MERDE we need ALL HANDS to alert. ENEMY is laying SIEGE to our TOWER in border system alpha-romeo-hotel. Battle commander xxxTrussxxx needs you in SPACE stat soldier, move your forum-fiddling backside!ö
Cheeks filling with bloat-gas and outrage the super-sized Amarrian turned his pig-eyes on the com unit and wheezed his excuses with urgency like battle itself....
ôBUT SIR I have them on the RUN. The Anarchists will self destruct all their SHIPS AND TITANS if I keep pressing the Cosmonaut and Constantinople on the issue of the NRDS PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZATIONAL HIERARCHY that ISNT A HIERARCHY but is a HIERARCHY but might not be a HIERARCHY but has ASPECTS of HIERARCHY in the eye of the BEHOLDER if combined with fuzzy logic interpretation interrogatives adulterated with less than 50% pure lies and GALLENTE NATIONALISM quisling juice dashed with RACE TRAITOR venom!!!ö
Anger from the distant speaker then:
ôListen you fat joker. I didnÆt understand a word you said but SILAGE MANURE-IA told me you used to be a bit handy with Interceptor class ships before you got obsessed with "winning" wars on galnet and took to eating more than planetary penal colony while slapping out endless diatribes with your chubby-fingers!ö
MERDE-ENOUGH began to move a little like continental drift with the undulating folds of his grotesque body punctuating each flatting protrusion as his ham-shank pudding-clenching fists hammering on his keyboard in desperation to the counterpoint of his CEOÆs chiding.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 02:49:00 -
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Edited by: Rosalund Shaw on 31/08/2010 02:57:35
ôJust a BIT LONGER. I HAVE TO SEARCH back through 1000 pages of IGS text to demonstrate that AGENT ARTECHOKE told somebody that told somebody that something wasnÆt right with something that somebody else mentioned to somebody different that somebodyÆs brotherÆs dupe knew was stored in some conversational clause that EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN but ME! OH yes they FEAR me, those space pilots and star warriors buzzing round their belts and gates and shooting PATHETIC lasers and missiles at each other. GUNS DONÆT KILL PEOPLE, TRAPPING PEOPLE INTO RHETORICAL DEAD ENDS AND WASTING THEIR TIME KILLS PEOPLE! KILLS THEM FOR THE EMPIRE! IF ONLY I CAN DEMONSTRATE THAT ANTEATERS CANNOT FORM GANGS WE CANÆT LOSE!ö
A sound as the storm-doors parted and the colossal Amarrian was revealed to external search lights belonging to a team of GALACTIC RANGER marines sent to assess the situation in FORUM CHAT ROOM GAMMA. A half dozen armoured soldiers with dangerous-looking rifles looked in horror at the sentient half-slug drooling in rapture over the comms array and galnet terminal while outside the war was raging in a dozen desperate skirmishes in space.
ôLast chance MERDE, my team tell me there isnÆt much hope getting your gargantuan backside into a Crusader class ship (or even a Maller) but we need somebody to run 800 cap charges to the front and my techs tell me if we vent corridors 12-15 and use the cargo ramps we have an evens chance of rolling you the garbage Bestower prepping engines in sublevel five. WhatÆs it to be?ö
ôNOOOO, NOOOO, your donÆt understand! I am doing the holy work of the ARCHPILCHARD here; I am keeping the sacred trust of ROD BILKO and defending the ôdonÆt ever fightö principles of the PIE eating Prelates of Sarum PRIME! I AM SO CLOSE. STATIC TRACTION is going to self destruct and they will acknowledge ME THEIR KING. SANITRY RABBIT will change their ways and eat LARD KEBABS not blood and all those PIRATES AND MINI-MEN of the DONKEY KONG will take back the hallowed ARALIS as their GOD. ALL I NEED IS TO KEEP POSTING. I AM SO CLOSE SO CLOSE. I can see it now, that ANTIQUE CARPET movement is connected to the SLACK GRABBITS who bought MILF-TICKETS from FANCY TANNED DX4 DANCE-FABULOUS alliance. YOU SEE? YOU SEE IT NOW? All I have to do is show that Sock Damphair is connected to Wally Tops via the bounce Titan railroad stolen from PIDDLYHAWK-DISS and keep pushing somebody on something about that something other than the topic and weÆll WIN, WeÆll WIN WeÆll WINNNNN!ö
At this point the fat-manÆs wheezing voice coughed and spluttered to a gurgle as the disgusted marines wiped down their masks and checked comm. Feeds from the central command crackled coldly.
ôShoot the useless sack of meat.ö
ôNot sure we can penetrate the epidermal bloating SIRö
ôGrenades?ö
ôI wouldnÆt want to be on THAT clean up detailö
ôPoint, okay, roll him out the airlock, if we get really lucky an enemy ship might actually hit HIM.ö
-finis (for now)
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Dock Watcher
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:05:00 -
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absolutely disgraceful and should be allowed on the summit.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:07:00 -
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 Originally by: Dock Watcher
absolutely disgraceful and should be allowed on the summit.
I guess thats some kind of a compliment then? 
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Jakiin
Amarr
Khanid Provincial Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:16:00 -
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Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
No offense is intended.
*Picture of a morbidly obese Merdaneth stand-in.*
We can tell you did this without the intention to insult at all.
Unless calling someone fat is an insult. In which case you've been insulting before the first sentence.
You know, Lord Merdaneth's 'Wheat Fraction' threads might not be diplomatic or fair, but at least he has the dignity to keep his level of offence above school-yard name calling.
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Jakiin Torash
Holder Heir of the Kingdom
Chief Diplomatic Officer
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:22:00 -
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Originally by: Jakiin
You know, Lord Merdaneth's 'Wheat Fraction' threads might not be diplomatic or fair, but at least he has the dignity to keep his level of offence above school-yard name calling.
I think its a similar level of bathos actually. Portraying an enemy covered in chicken-poo is not really the height of intelligent debate either.
I think this in turn is quite a realistic impression of how a Galnet forum warrior operates from my observations.
But by all means suggest another forum warrior I can send-up in this style if you believe Merdaneth's ego will be hurt.
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Graelyn
Amarr
Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:24:00 -
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Wow, that's a lot of text.
Merdaneth, I think you really got to somebody. They call that the mark of a successful satire. 
Amarr Empire Confido - Command Staff
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Dock Watcher
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:30:00 -
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Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Originally by: Dock Watcher
absolutely disgraceful and should be allowed on the summit.
I guess thats some kind of a compliment then?
Dont misquote me liar.
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Graelyn
Amarr
Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:39:00 -
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Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
I think this in turn is quite a realistic impression of how a Galnet forum warrior operates from my observations.
Is it self-observation? You've been a shill for Star Fraction for almost two years.
Here is your entire posting record, for all to see. You have never uttered something that wasn't in the defense of your masters. Not once in all that time.
So, now that we see your feelings about 'forum warriors', we can see how you feel about yourself. I can only assume by this self-portrait-ing that you have some sort of thyroid problem?
I can recommend a personal trainer, if you like. It should be affordable even on your shill salary.
Amarr Empire Confido - Command Staff
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
The Archaeus of Blood
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:45:00 -
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I see that you're already receiving lots of amarr nationalist tears, pouring now...
Maybe you will beat my record.
Needless to say I dont like the style, galnet could be so much better without such things. But in all honesty perhaps you made them taste their own poison now, can't blame you for that.
Perhaps something better will come out of this all.
Merde-Enough ... indeed.
Revan Neferis
Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign
Sani Sabik
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Why-o-why are our enemies so universally poor?
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
I think this in turn is quite a realistic impression of how a Galnet forum warrior operates from my observations.
Is it self-observation? You've been a shill for Star Fraction for almost two years.
Here is your entire posting record, for all to see. You have never uttered something that wasn't in the defense of your masters. Not once in all that time.
So, now that we see your feelings about 'forum warriors', we can see how you feel about yourself. I can only assume by this self-portrait-ing that you have some sort of thyroid problem?
I can recommend a personal trainer, if you like. It should be affordable even on your shill salary.
I seem to have struck quite a note with my satire, since you are very defensive there Graelyn. Should you be the next "forum warrior" I send up in this fashion I wonder? Seems that making a mockery of those that don't undock apart from on the forums might be a weapon against you after all
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Graelyn
Amarr
Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:51:00 -
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You're not convincing me, and you're not convincing anyone else who can follow my link. Anyone can smell this level of desperation.
Who are you putting all of this energy into convincing?
Amarr Empire Confido - Command Staff
You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve. |
Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:52:00 -
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Originally by: Revan Neferis
Needless to say I dont like the style, galnet could be so much better without such things.
But then as a priestess of the SANITRY RABBIT you would say that wouldn't you 
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
The Archaeus of Blood
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Posted - 2010.08.31 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Originally by: Revan Neferis
Needless to say I dont like the style, galnet could be so much better without such things.
But then as a priestess of the SANITRY RABBIT you would say that wouldn't you
Guilty as charged lady
Revan Neferis
Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign
SANITRY RABBIT
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Why-o-why are our enemies so universally poor?
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Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 05:34:00 -
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I must say I find the level of desperation displayed in this "political satire attempt" quite amusing and I will admit laughing quite a bit at the obvious frustration Rosalund clearly is feeling. A different kind of laughter from that earned by Merdaneth for his spot-on satirical Wheat Fraction trilogy... but laughter nonetheless.
Archbishop
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Sabbott
Amarr
Blood Inquisition
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Posted - 2010.08.31 05:45:00 -
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It is late, But I had one thing on my mind... one thing that bothers me is those who are cowards and hide behind secretarys and IGS communications without thinking to encrypt thier communication links. let me ask what all these have in common, view the trace domain of packets?
IGS segment thread 1
IGS segment thread 2
IGS segment thread 3
That said i did not find this satire very amusing..
-High Inquisitor Sabbott
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Mizhara Del'thul
Minmatar
Disciples of Night
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Posted - 2010.08.31 05:56:00 -
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Originally by: Sabbott
It is late, But I had one thing on my mind... one thing that bothers me is those who are cowards and hide behind secretarys and IGS communications without thinking to encrypt thier communication links. let me ask what all these have in common, view the trace domain of packets?
IGS segment thread 1
IGS segment thread 2
IGS segment thread 3
That said i did not find this satire very amusing..
-High Inquisitor Sabbott
You owe me a new viewer, new interface and at least three busted ribs from laughing so hard.
And a bourbon.
Finest humor in this particular topic.
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Graelyn
Amarr
Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.08.31 05:58:00 -
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Hard to argue with that.
Amarr Empire Confido - Command Staff
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 08:57:00 -
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Rosalund, I must confess that you made me laugh.
But I'm laughing at you, not with you.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 11:42:00 -
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You're trying too hard, Jade.
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CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
The Archaeus of Blood
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Posted - 2010.08.31 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: Revan Neferis on 31/08/2010 11:44:46
I'm, almost jealous now, you're managing to collect tears from all worthless IGS stalkers in one single thread.
Thinking well, I should rephrase my above opinion and say "bring it more" instead. You seem to have done the right thing.
Revan Neferis
Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign
Sani Sabik
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Why-o-why are our enemies so universally poor?
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Artemis97
Caldari
Resistance Project
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Posted - 2010.08.31 12:22:00 -
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The first time I tried to read this, it was tl;dr.
Then you sent me a mail with a link asking me to read it, so I tried again. Again it was tl;dr.
Then I got bored and decided to try one more time. Again... tl;dr.
Honestly, it doesn't even make sense really. Too many capital letters and not enough actual story.
Go read Wheat Fraction thingy.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 12:56:00 -
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Good to see my work is still attracting plenty of comment from the Amarrian community. Quite a few wounded egos though. I wonder if the satire was a bit too cutting?
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Zverofaust
Gallente
Locus Industries
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:19:00 -
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Reporting OP for offensive content.
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Dock Watcher
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Zverofaust
Reporting OP for offensive content.
Agree! This is offensive and its not right to laugh at Lord Merdaneth's weight. Petition.
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Syn Callibri
Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:23:00 -
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Edited by: Syn Callibri on 31/08/2010 13:24:10
<Syn reads the satire and chokes on her drink while laughing>
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...(cough-cough)...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...(cough-cough)...<chuckles>..."
<wipes red tears from her eyes>
...that was beautiful.
<applauds>
Syn Callibri
Ilharess of the Scorpion Clan
Naut-elghinyrr of Vulkor
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Tempus Iskander
Gallente
Les Enfants de Gaia
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:39:00 -
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Well we've found in the Gallente Federation that calling for the censorship of public speaking even in the field of cutting political mockery doesn't really lead to good places. Quite telling that the Amarr forum group are very uptight about taking the "satire" the like to hand out 
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Zverofaust
Reporting OP for offensive content.
What part of it do you consider offensive from the Amarrian loyalist perspective if I may ask?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:45:00 -
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I would just to say clearly that not only can Ant-eaters form gangs, but also the Antique Carpet Fraction will never be defeated by unintentional loyalist self-mockery.
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Sabbott
Amarr
Blood Inquisition
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:50:00 -
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Edited by: Sabbott on 31/08/2010 13:57:40
Why censor such a failure ?
I found it amusing to see free captain idealists stoop to new lows, it makes them no better than those they so fight against, And It makes them bigots. that they would set aside their ideals and words & thats what i find amusing...
edit: But no i did not find the piece of fiction amusing
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:52:00 -
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Edited by: Rosalund Shaw on 31/08/2010 13:56:43
A second page guide to the feedback received so far :
ôabsolutely disgraceful and should be allowed on the summit.ö û Dockwatcher
ôWe can tell you did this without the intention to insult at all.ö û Jakinn
ôperhaps you made them taste their own poison nowö û Revan
ôI find the level of desperation revealed by this "political satire" quite amusing" û Archbishop
ôI did not find this satire very amusing/ I found it amusingö û Sabbott
ôYou owe me a new viewer, new interface and at least three busted ribs from laughing so hard.ö û Mizhara
ôHard to argue with that.ö û Graelyn
ôI must confess that you made me laugh.ö û Rodj
ôtoo hardö û Andreus
ôToo many lettersö û Artemis97
ôOffensive Contentö û Zverofaust
ôthat was beautiful.ö Syn
ôDoesn't really lead to good places" - Tempus
ôAnt-eaters can form gangsö - Jade
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And currently topping the nominations for next forum-warrior in this series is Graelyn with a wonderful total of 4 separate posts from his station so far. Well done!
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:57:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 31/08/2010 13:57:21
Originally by: Mizhara Del'thul
Edited by: Mizhara Del''thul on 31/08/2010 06:04:16
Originally by: Sabbott
It is late, But I had one thing on my mind... one thing that bothers me is those who are cowards and hide behind secretarys and IGS communications without thinking to encrypt thier communication links. let me ask what all these have in common, view the trace domain of packets?
IGS segment thread 1
IGS segment thread 2
IGS segment thread 3
That said i did not find this satire very amusing..
-High Inquisitor Sabbott
You owe me a new viewer, new interface and at least three busted ribs from laughing so hard.
And a bourbon.
Finest humor in this particular topic.
Edit:
So Ms Constantine... how do you feel about using IGS mouthpieces again? I'm fairly sure we've heard some strong words on that subject in the past, hmm?
Ah well, not really necessary for me to ask, as I'm sure many of these Amarrian filthsuckers will be more than happy to trawl the archives for the statements in question and quote them rather happily. However, I must admit it's a sad day when I find myself more amused by my enemies than by the Queen of Freespace. Regain some pride, some principles and some stout words... and I'm sure you'll rise to the top once again.
Whilst I think that I could hardly be called a filthsucker, it's hard not to trip over Jade's comments regarding proxies.
Here are just a few examples:
Originally by: Jade Constantine
None of the anonymous insult proxies and cloaked identities apparent in this thread have demonstrated anything much beyond the desperate straits of the Amarrian Nationalist movement
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I question your use of the word "people" in this instance. Plenty of unattributed posting proxies, bitter former war-enemies and general cva-bloc slavers seem incapable of understanding extremely simple and to the point rules of engagement yes, but "people?" I don't think so.
Originally by: Jade Constantine
For example if a person expressed the "principle" that they would always post on the IGS through hidden identities and proxies and nonetheless wished to condemn a person, organization or cause, then I'd describe them as "powerless" since they can only rail against a thing, not impact it in a substantive way.
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Expecting silly posting proxies to understand what they are talking about is probably pushing expectations a little too far though.
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I love the way that frothing galnet proxies always try to speak for "everyone else" while representing nothing but the lowest common demoninator...
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
ôJust a BIT LONGER. I HAVE TO SEARCH back through 1000 pages of IGS text to demonstrate that AGENT ARTECHOKE told somebody that told somebody that something wasnÆt right with something that somebody else mentioned to somebody different that somebodyÆs brotherÆs dupe knew was stored in some conversational clause that EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN but ME! OH yes they FEAR me, those space pilots and star warriors buzzing round their belts and gates and shooting PATHETIC lasers and missiles at each other. GUNS DONÆT KILL PEOPLE, TRAPPING PEOPLE INTO RHETORICAL DEAD ENDS AND WASTING THEIR TIME KILLS PEOPLE! KILLS THEM FOR THE EMPIRE!"
Just saying.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:13:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 31/08/2010 14:13:53
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
ôJust a BIT LONGER. I HAVE TO SEARCH back through 1000 pages of IGS text to demonstrate that AGENT ARTECHOKE told somebody that told somebody that something wasnÆt right with something that somebody else mentioned to somebody different that somebodyÆs brotherÆs dupe knew was stored in some conversational clause that EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN but ME! OH yes they FEAR me, those space pilots and star warriors buzzing round their belts and gates and shooting PATHETIC lasers and missiles at each other. GUNS DONÆT KILL PEOPLE, TRAPPING PEOPLE INTO RHETORICAL DEAD ENDS AND WASTING THEIR TIME KILLS PEOPLE! KILLS THEM FOR THE EMPIRE!"
Just saying.
In this day and age, searching through a million pages only takes as long as searching through ten.
But then as you're a powerless non-person I don't expect you to know that.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: Sabbott
Why censor such a failure ?
Good question really. Does the fact that the intended group satirized is calling for censorship mean its by definition ... not a failure. Surely nobody would say anything if it didn't, well, sting a bit. Interesting question to consider Captain Sabbott, no?
But I'm also not sure not sure exactly what you were getting at by suggesting free captains were putting aside ideals to make mockery of fat amarrians unable to undock. Why exactly do you believe that anarchists shouldn't have a sense of humour and use it to illustrate rhetorical points?
For what its worth I consider that all political satire is fair in war and I have never called for censorship of such things on galnet. If people are going to fill these halls with their windy protestations without ever fighting wars in space then they are going to have to expect a little mockery from time to time and I wholeheartedly defend the right of capsuleers to indulge in this practise.
Join the Revolution!
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:21:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Sabbott
Why censor such a failure ?
Good question really. Does the fact that the intended group satirized is calling for censorship mean its by definition ... not a failure. Surely nobody would say anything if it didn't, well, sting a bit. Interesting question to consider Captain Sabbott, no?
But I'm also not sure not sure exactly what you were getting at by suggesting free captains were putting aside ideals to make mockery of fat amarrians unable to undock. Why exactly do you believe that anarchists shouldn't have a sense of humour and use it to illustrate rhetorical points?
For what its worth I consider that all political satire is fair in war and I have never called for censorship of such things on galnet. If people are going to fill these halls with their windy protestations without ever fighting wars in space then they are going to have to expect a little mockery from time to time and I wholeheartedly defend the right of capsuleers to indulge in this practise.
There's nothing wrong with a bit of light-hearted banter when it's done properly, but at least Merdaneth has the decency to put his own name to his satirical compositions.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
There's nothing wrong with a bit of light-hearted banter when it's done properly...
Ah but theres the rub. Do you Amarrians have a rule book for what is "proper" and what is not? Is depicting an anarchist rolling in the chicken-dung proper while suggesting that a cowardly amarrian who prefers galnet to combat is a little overweight - is somehow "not". Double standards as always Rodj Blake. The curse of the loyalist community.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:26:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 31/08/2010 14:26:49
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Rodj Blake
There's nothing wrong with a bit of light-hearted banter when it's done properly...
Ah but theres the rub. Do you Amarrians have a rule book for what is "proper" and what is not? Is depicting an anarchist rolling in the chicken-dung proper while suggesting that a cowardly amarrian who prefers galnet to combat is a little overweight - is somehow "not". Double standards as always Rodj Blake. The curse of the loyalist community.
So it's a bit like condemning people for using IGS proxies (often without any evidence, I might add) whilst using such proxies yourself then?
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:27:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Rodj Blake
So it's a bit like ...
No its not a bit like that. Try to pay attention.
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Sabbott
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:36:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Sabbott on 31/08/2010 14:47:43
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Sabbott
Why censor such a failure ?
Good question really. Does the fact that the intended group satirized is calling for censorship mean its by definition ... not a failure.
Well all considered, I agree propaganda is a valid tactic in any conflict, I was speaking more to the cowardly act of using proxies and such to veil it and also failing so badly at your satire attempt, sorry i found it crude and not very well written..., also the way you spoke out against such activities like you where "above" such petty act's such as using proxies, then found caught red handed is telling. Though a few are calling for it to be censored they seem to be a minority
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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:43:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Sabbott
Well all considered, I agree propaganda is a valid tactic in any conflict, I was speaking more to the cowardly act of using proxies and such to veil it and also failing so badly at your satire attempt, sorry i found it crude and not very well written..., also the way you spoke out against such activities like you where "above" such petty act's such as using proxies, then found caught red handed is telling. Though a few are calling for it to be censored they seem to be a minority
I believe you are very confused and perhaps listening to those voices from your channels again that led you to the duel at space and freedom IV recently. I can assure you I have precisely nothing whatsoever to do with the op in this thread (aside from sharing an apparent common derision for the notion of galnet forum-voices that never fight in space.) You should probably not make unsubstantiated accusations or you will find I need to challenge you to another duel!
As for the way I have spoken. I simply find the notion of loyalist entities that cannot fight in space pretty laughable. Really, who wouldn't?
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:48:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
You should probably not make unsubstantiated accusations
So you deny the fact the communications packet trace led to the same location as you are at ? I already posted my findings, and they yet to be disputed by you or the OP of this communication.
That said, I see you on the same level as those you mock now, You are no better than those you "preach" against here on IGS with your high ideals and attitude, your now in the mud, lowered to the same level... enjoy
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:49:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I can assure you I have precisely nothing whatsoever to do with the op in this thread
Then why is she using your webserver, you dolt?
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:49:00 -
[44]
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WITTY CONTRIBUTION TO ARGUMENT
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Jade Constantine
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Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:52:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Sabbott
So you deny the fact the communications packet trace led to the same location as you are at ?
Of course. Its a ridiculous accusation.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:54:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Sabbott
So you deny the fact the communications packet trace led to the same location as you are at ?
Of course. Its a ridiculous accusation.
You're a ridiculous accusation
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Gallente
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:55:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Of course. Its a ridiculous accusation.
Despite the fact that it's verifiably true and Sabbott's already provided proof, rather than evidence.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:56:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I can assure you I have precisely nothing whatsoever to do with the op in this thread
Then why is she using your webserver, you dolt?
I have to ask, what in the depths of New Eden is a "webserver" when its at home? I've never heard of such a thing - it sounds a bit Amarrian though - something to do with bondage games?
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:00:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Sabbott
So you deny the fact the communications packet trace led to the same location as you are at ?
Of course. Its a ridiculous accusation.
Well I am done here, I'm not going to argue with some one being deceitful, You are corrupt Jade Constantine! , you should heed my words of when we spoke
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:01:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Jade Constantine
I can assure you I have precisely nothing whatsoever to do with the op in this thread
Then why is she using your webserver, you dolt?
I have to ask, what in the depths of New Eden is a "webserver" when its at home? I've never heard of such a thing - it sounds a bit Amarrian though - something to do with bondage games?
It's a type of comms relay used to transmit visual data from a pilot to the Galnet. Jade uses a private one, and "you" happen to be using the very same relay.
But I'm sure that you already knew that.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:04:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
it sounds a bit Amarrian though - something to do with bondage games?
Ah, now I know you're a shill for Jade Constantine - you share her unhealthy obsession with my sex life.
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
I have to ask, what in the depths of New Eden is a "webserver" when its at home? I've never heard of such a thing
Then you are quite clearly, as I previously commented, a dolt, because everything on GalNet is hosted on them - alternate names include "galnet server", "content server" and for your grade of intelligence "big shiny magic box with flashy lights that make IGS happen".
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:08:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Rodj Blake
It's a type of comms relay used to transmit visual data from a pilot to the Galnet. Jade uses a private one, and "you" happen to be using the very same relay.
But I'm sure that you already knew that.
It is no technology I have ever heard of and the concept of using a specific grade of coms relay for low resolution visual data is pretty ridiculous. Our capsule-grade connections via fluidcom are capable of processing a billion times the data volume seemlessly without interruption and I really can't see what would be gained by using some strange low grade solution from a museum to simulate this restricted functionality for galnet.
I imagine this is simply the next stage of Amarrian response to my satire. You try to "blacken my name" by confusing me with an Anarchist! Still you are now putting yourself very definitely in the running for my next piece Rodj Blake and swiftly overtaking Graelyn so congratulations on that!
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Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:12:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Rodj Blake on 31/08/2010 15:12:15
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
I imagine this is simply the next stage of Amarrian response to my satire. You try to "blacken my name" by confusing me with an Anarchist! Still you are now putting yourself very definitely in the running for my next piece Rodj Blake and swiftly overtaking Graelyn so congratulations on that!
Feel free Jade.
If words could kill, your efforts would be the equivalent of a minor paper cut.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:14:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Feel free Jade.
If words could kill, your efforts would be the equivalent of a minor paper cut.
Obviously the threat is already having an impact because you are so flustered you have no idea who you are talking too!
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:16:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Feel free Jade.
If words could kill, your efforts would be the equivalent of a minor paper cut.
Obviously the threat is already having an impact because you are so flustered you have no idea who you are talking too!
We've all seen behind your mask Jade, there's no use trying to stick it back on with gaffer tape.
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Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:20:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
It is no technology I have ever heard of
That's because you're not very bright or worldly, Jade.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:21:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Feel free Jade.
If words could kill, your efforts would be the equivalent of a minor paper cut.
Obviously the threat is already having an impact because you are so flustered you have no idea who you are talking too!
We've all seen behind your mask Jade, there's no use trying to stick it back on with gaffer tape.
You seem to be having a little nervous breakdown. I'm sorry if my little "satire" hurt you too deeply, but whats good for the goose and all that!
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Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:23:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
I'm sorry if my little "satire" hurt you too deeply
Yet again you show yourself to be a shill for Jade because you're arguing just like her - claiming victory in some other irrelevant way because your adversaries have defeated you in the matter at hand.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:25:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Yet again you show yourself to be a shill for Jade because you're arguing just like her - claiming victory in some other irrelevant way because your adversaries have defeated you in the matter at hand.
My satire is clearly victortious on this forum because its the top of the IGS with more reads and more replies. Perhaps I have a knack for attracting insane people who cannot tell who they are speaking too mr LeHane.
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Artemis97
Caldari
Resistance Project
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:27:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
I'm sorry if my little "satire" hurt you too deeply
Yet again you show yourself to be a shill for Jade because you're arguing just like her - claiming victory in some other irrelevant way because your adversaries have defeated you in the matter at hand.
I'm still waiting for you to say something that makes you seem intelligent
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Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:29:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
My satire is clearly victortious on this forum because its the top of the IGS
Protip, Jade: Everyone's thread is top of the IGS at one point or another. As for the views and replies? Some people find themselves unable to look away from trainwrecks, but it really only took off once people started watching Jade and you (tautology, I know) twist yourself into knots trying to deny the fact that you're a communication avatar for the same sad little person.
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Jakiin
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:31:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Feel free Jade.
If words could kill, your efforts would be the equivalent of a minor paper cut.
Obviously the threat is already having an impact because you are so flustered you have no idea who you are talking too!
Alright, this is just confusing. Before you;d convinced me you weren't a liar, you were just, you know, confused. Deluded. I assumed you actually thought everything you were saying was true.
But now you're just... I mean this is sad, Constantine. It's pretty damned sad. And it's obvious you're lying at least some of the time now, which is, once again, sad.
All in all though, a good day over all. Shame that now this trick won't work twice, you'll most certainly use separate servers in the future.
And on that note, I should add for fairness that everyone's forgetting one possibility: That perhaps 'Shaw' was simply borrowing Constantine's server to host the image or Constantine lent the image to 'Shaw'. Unlikely, but it does make Sabbot's discovery into evidence as opposed to proof. However it appears Constantine forgot this as well, or she would have used it as an excuse. So yeah, there's no real doubt now.
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Caldari
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:34:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Rosalund Shaw on 31/08/2010 15:34:31
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
I know) twist yourself into knots trying to deny the fact that you're a communication avatar for the same sad little person.
Hmmm I seem to recall a certain Andreus LeHane doing something a little bit like that a few months ago. I wonder if you are not simply remembering some past torment rather than addressing the current issue. Or perhaps you simply want to be my next subject? Often the simplest explanations are the right ones. But here we all know that successful satire is viewed satire. Who cares about an image that simply drifts off the front page. Given my subject is the blowheart incapacity of loyalist fighters its entirely apt that those satirized should help me dominate their forum!
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Lucius Achilleus
Amarr
The Six-Pack Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:36:00 -
[64]
Quaint attempt, although generally satire involves being more subtle than you have chosen to be in this particular expository excercise. If I may so bold, try refraining from capitalizing words senselessly...
2/10 for an honest attempt.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:38:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Lucius Achilleus
Quaint attempt, although generally satire involves being more subtle than you have chosen to be in this particular expository excercise. If I may so bold, try refraining from capitalizing words senselessly...
2/10 for an honest attempt.
I do realize the subject matter is not to the taste of many ... and who would blame you for not wanting to peer into the inner chambers of a loyalist forum-warrior! But in this insistence we must simply yield to the democracy of replies and reads to discover which is the more effective approach to propaganda on galnet.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:39:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Hmmm I seem to recall a certain Andreus LeHane doing something a little bit like that a few months ago.
That was out of neccessity, I only ever denied he was the same person as me when it was useful for making the people who did so as a matter of course look like idiots (using people's own arguments against them is rather hilarious) and I never used that alias to pretend my cause had more general support than it actually did.
The fact is, Jade, you know and we know and you know that we know that Rosalund Shaw is you. The proof is right there and we know for a fact that it wouldn't be the first time you've done it, because you have in at least one case directly admitted it. Denying it in this circumstance only makes you look like a complete idiot more of an idiot than you already are.
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Rosalund Shaw
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:43:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
That was out of neccessity, I only ever denied he was the same person as me when it was useful for making the people who did so as a matter of course look like idiots (using people's own arguments against them is rather hilarious) and I never used that alias to pretend my cause had more general support than it actually did.
But the "neccessity" was that you were not able to post here with your current identity right? And since by posting with LeHane you were producing +1 support to your cause which it didn't really have (or least couldn't legally claim at that point.) I'm not sure your argument holds water. In any case its quite clear you were using LeHane as a false flag identity to carry us the words of Ixirus which does rather make a mockery of any complaint you are making here.
But do continue. This is a thread for forum-warriors from the loyalist community to come and enjoy my satire - do stay as long as you want!
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:44:00 -
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removed trolling comment
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Artemis97
Caldari
Resistance Project
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:46:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
My satire is clearly victortious on this forum because its the top of the IGS
Protip, Jade: Everyone's thread is top of the IGS at one point or another. As for the views and replies? Some people find themselves unable to look away from trainwrecks, but it really only took off once people started watching Jade and you (tautology, I know) twist yourself into knots trying to deny the fact that you're a communication avatar for the same sad little person.
God, you are easier to troll than I am... that's pretty bad bro.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:48:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
But the "neccessity" was that you were not able to post here with your current identity right? And since by posting with LeHane you were producing +1 support to your cause which it didn't really have
The number of voices of support for my cause was exactly the same number since I never used both at once and the circumstances of why I chose to use him are for you to speculate on and me to know. Yet you, Jade, are quite clearly - let us be perfectly frank, there's no-one here besides... well, your other avatars that actually believes you're not Jade. The proof's been quite clearly presented and you're trying to save face by purposely ignoring the overwhelming evidence in favour of the case by attacking me.
Very much like Jade does.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:51:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
The number of voices of support for my cause was exactly the same number since I never used both at once and the circumstances of why I chose to use him are for you to speculate on and me to know.
I don't really see how you can argue 1 minus 1 = 1 with a straight face. You were not capable of posting here with your current identity and you produced another to add +1 support to zero. Clearly you used LeHane to increase your support to 1 from zero. Its not a very difficult argument and those clearly the State has superior educational facilities than your homeland I still find it a little surprising how ignorant you are in the art of basic mathematics.
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Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:54:00 -
[72]
Oh, the double standards and hilarity.
Ethan can be heard roaring with laughter, a loud thud sounding out as he falls from his chair off feed.
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Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:54:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
I don't really see how you can argue 1 minus 1 = 1 with a straight face.
I'm arguing that 1 - 1 + 1 = 1. I don't see how you can argue that 1 + 0 = 2 with a straight face - although in the case of you, Jade, it would be more like 0+0 = 2.
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 16:01:00 -
[74]
Edited by: Rosalund Shaw on 31/08/2010 16:03:03
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
I'm arguing that 1 - 1 + 1 = 1.
You really aren't. You are trying to justify using a cloaked identity to give +1 support to your organization's threads while your primary identity is unable to post. (and you still appear to be trying to argue with somebody completely different while you are doing it )
Still keep posting! every little helps (I've got some paparazzi moving in on your quarters as we speak to snap a picture of you at your posting console)
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 16:07:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
You really aren't.
I really am.
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Still keep posting! every little helps (I've got some paparazzi moving in on your quarters as we speak to snap a picture of you at your posting console)
Ah, excellent, Jade - you've admitted your obsession with me. The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
The Archaeus of Blood
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Posted - 2010.08.31 16:13:00 -
[76]
One thing about this thread for sure, can't say it isn't filled with Merde-Enough...
Go on.
Revan Neferis
Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign
Sani Sabik
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Why-o-why are our enemies so universally poor?
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Rosalund Shaw
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2010.08.31 16:31:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
It will be fun to watch them try and get past the security measures that come into effect when I'm not inside them. I hope they have life insurance.
You do realize you are the CEO of a very small and unprofitable organization don't you? I've discovered you occupy low quality serviced office quarters on an unfashionable station and let me say your 3 employees were not very difficult to bribe. Needless to say the pictures were not difficult to obtain. You have let yourself go a bit though ... its quite shocking really.
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Jakiin
Amarr
Khanid Provincial Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.08.31 16:40:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Jakiin
Shame that now this trick won't work twice, you'll most certainly use separate servers in the future.
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
I stand corrected.
Well played?
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Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 16:52:00 -
[79]
Edited by: Andreus Ixiris on 31/08/2010 16:52:41
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
You do realize you are the CEO of a very small and unprofitable organization don't you?
Says the troll forum alt who hasn't even graduated from the School of Applied Knowledge (i.e. the school with the lowest graduation standards out of all twelve capsuleer academies) and has absolutely no idea - and could not possibly find out - what my sources of income are, nor how much they earn me. Needless to say that you are very much wrong.
The rest of your post is clear fallacy as I could at a moment's notice provide you employment profiles of the two hundred office workers, sixty technicians and fifty-strong security team we employ at our corporate headquarters in Intaki alone.
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Your "photographs" are replications of one poor-quality manipulations using an out-of-date college photo and lousy image editing software - and even then they show you lack skill at using said software. And once again, they're hosted on Jade Constantine's file server. But I have to admit that they did make me giggle, so if you were attempting to entertain me your time has not been entirely wasted.
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Artemis97
Caldari
Resistance Project
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Posted - 2010.08.31 16:55:00 -
[80]
Is this coming from the same person that had unveiling ceremony for his first carrier?
Yes, you must be filthy rich to have been able to afford such a costly vessel.
I now ask for a moment of silence while we bask in your awesomeness.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.31 17:06:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Artemis97
Is this coming from the same person that had unveiling ceremony for his first carrier?
Yep. Was a little before your time though.
Then again, you are behind in many ways.
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C C P
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Posted - 2010.08.31 17:12:00 -
[82]
Removed an additional trolling comment and updated images to links. Please remember that only the first post can contain images in this forum.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 17:36:00 -
[83]
Cleared additional trolling and OOC comments.
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Amarr
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Posted - 2010.08.31 23:23:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Sabbott
It is late, But I had one thing on my mind... one thing that bothers me is those who are cowards and hide behind secretarys and IGS communications without thinking to encrypt thier communication links. let me ask what all these have in common, view the trace domain of packets?
IGS segment thread 1
IGS segment thread 2
IGS segment thread 3
That said i did not find this satire very amusing..
-High Inquisitor Sabbott
It certainly appears the illustrious Jade has been caught red handed by this photographic evidence. Careful analysis of the sig, the impulse poster and the merdaneth poster indicate they originated from the same source. As that source contains the signature card of Jade Constantine it appears her efforts at using proxies has been revealed.
Apparently Rosalund is the proxy of Jade herself. Given the multitude of postings by Rosalund of positions favorable to the Star Fraction it seems pretty clear she is nothing but a paid proxy working at the behest of the Star Fraction Executor and nothing more.
Given Jade's repeated condemnation of "proxies" (without any proof) this appears to be yet another addition to the long list of hypocritical Star Fraction actions.
Clearly this attempt at satire by Rosalund (aka: Jade's proxy) was written while the author was in a rage over Merdaneths Wheat Fraction III story which featured Jade so impressively as the chicken-poo covered leader of the Wheat Fracton in all her glorious hypocrisy.
Given this obvious evidence of the Star Fraction's use of proxies to support their IGS statements I would vote in opposition to censorship. Leave this story up and let everyone see the reality of Jade and her proxy army. It is quite humerous.
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Amarr
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Posted - 2010.08.31 23:40:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Archbishop
After reviewing the above report...
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
ôNOOOO, NOOOO, your donÆt understand! I am doing the holy work of the ARCHPILCHARD here; I am keeping the sacred trust of ROD BILKO and defending the ôdonÆt ever fightö principles of the PIE eating Prelates of Sarum PRIME!
What else to be said....
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Why-o-why are our enemies so universally poor?
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Originally by: Archbishop
Conclusion: Author Rosalund shaw is a proxy of Jade Constantine.
There is another conclusion that can be drawn. It's not very likely, but it needs to be considered.
What if it's Jade who is the proxy? What if Jade is simply a front for a School of Applied Knowledge agent, designed to bring the anarchist movement into disrepute?
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 01/09/2010 22:05:31
Originally by: Archbishop
Edited by: Archbishop on 31/08/2010 23:30:21
Originally by: Sabbott
It is late, But I had one thing on my mind... one thing that bothers me is those who are cowards and hide behind secretarys and IGS communications without thinking to encrypt thier communication links. let me ask what all these have in common, view the trace domain of packets?
IGS segment thread 1
IGS segment thread 2
IGS segment thread 3
That said i did not find this satire very amusing..
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Operation: Analysis of Source Packet
Objective: Identify Suspected Proxy Activity
Item 1: http:// www.mordante.aquiss.com/merde. jpg
Item 2: http:// www.mordante.aquiss.com/jadesig9. jpg
Item 3: http:// www.mordante.aquiss.com/impulse. jpg
Result: Images in question created and stored by the same packet source.
Analysis: Identical source.
Conclusion: Author Rosalund shaw is a proxy of Jade Constantine.
After reviewing the above report I obviously am quite entertained at Jade's being caught red handed using a proxy. Careful analysis of the sig, the impulse poster and the merdaneth poster indicate they originated from the same source. As that source contains the signature card of Jade Constantine it appears her efforts at using proxies has been revealed.
Apparently Rosalund is the paid proxy of Jade herself. Given the multitude of postings by Rosalund of positions favorable to the Star Fraction it seems pretty clear she is nothing but a paid proxy working at the behest of the Star Fraction Executor and nothing more. Given the posting history of Rosalund I have come to the conclusion that most if not all of her postings were actually authored by Jade Constantine herself and posted under her direction. Rosalund is a paid posting proxy and nothing more.
Given Jade's repeated condemnation of "proxies" (usually without any proof) this appears to be yet another addition to the long list of hypocritical Star Fraction actions.
Clearly this attempt at satire by Rosalund (aka: Jade's proxy) was written while the author was in a rage over Merdaneths Wheat Fraction III story which featured Jade so impressively as the chicken-poo covered leader of the Wheat Fracton in all her glorious hypocrisy.
Given this obvious evidence of the Star Fraction's use of proxies to support their IGS statements I would vote in opposition to censorship. Leave this story up and let everyone see the reality of Jade and her proxy army. It is quite humerous.
Archbishop
All of your so-called "evidence" seems to be linking to some strange archaic wargame involving pre-atomic age war vehicles. You seem a bit more confused than ever.
Only thing I can conclude here is that Rosamund's "satire" must have really confused the Amarrian psyche to reach this level of utter confusion and despair
Funny.
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You know, renaming files to direct to a different set doesn't really work when you host the renamed images all on the same private server.
Come now, you're just trying bit too hard.
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 02/09/2010 01:23:26
Originally by: Jakiin
You know, renaming files to direct to a different set doesn't really work when you host the renamed images all on the same private server.
Come now, you're just trying bit too hard.
I'm pretty sure fluidcom routers don't work the way you think they do. But since you are sounding a little desperate right now I have to think that something has gone wrong with the nationalist psyops campaign in this thread. I have no idea where those tracked vehicle images came from but they scarely seem relevant to the op post here.
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Even I have to admit thats a very good identifier you have there Jericho, thanks for the clean up.
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 02/09/2010 12:59:38
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Even I have to admit thats a very good identifier you have there Jericho, thanks for the clean up.
Unfortunately for you, the fedo is already out of the bag.
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Edited by: Rodj Blake on 02/09/2010 12:59:38
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Even I have to admit thats a very good identifier you have there Jericho, thanks for the clean up.
Unfortunately for you, the fedo is already out of the bag.
What are you talking about?
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Edited by: Sabbott on 02/09/2010 14:53:52
It is evident that Rosalund Shaw Is a paid agent for Jade Constantine or at least Jericho Fraction just by looking at her communication history, the cover up is vast and it does not surprise me some of the evidence was covered up.
It makes me laugh at the bigotry, corruption, and weakness shown by concord officials to assist in this cover up, but the name of official spells it all, that said, I stand by my words that still exist in this fragmented IGS comm. thread.
all with cowardice fear Inquisitor's, hide under the rocks like the insects you are ! for your untruths and deception will be crushed, and your shell of deception unveiled will show the true vileness inside..
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Originally by: Sabbott
It is evident that Rosalund Shaw Is a paid agent for Jade Constantine or at least Jericho Fraction just by looking at her communication history, the cover up is vast and it does not surprise me some of the evidence was covered up.
For it to be "evident" you would probably need some "evidence" but you could simply ask who comissioned this work of satire you know. I know deceit is vitually epidemic amongst the Amarrians these days but you would be surprised what can be achieved if you simply ask honest questions.
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It makes me laugh at the bigotry, corruption, and weakness shown by concord officials to assist in this cover up, but the name of official spells it all, that said, I stand by my words that still exist in this fragmented IGS comm. thread.
Clearly the Star Fraction have agents in place inside concord since we've never hitherto opposed their corrupt organization or taken part in the destruction of their battleships.
Really now. Your desperation is palpable and having revealed your own deceptive scheme to try to win a little pocket change in isk by challenging me to an "ethical demonstration" some few days ago I think you should be silent on the issue of low moral standards since an isk-pinching confidence trickster really doesn't have a firm foundation to throw accusations from.
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 02/09/2010 15:25:11
Edited by: Rodj Blake on 02/09/2010 15:22:02
Edited by: Rodj Blake on 02/09/2010 15:21:42
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Sabbott
It is evident that Rosalund Shaw Is a paid agent for Jade Constantine or at least Jericho Fraction just by looking at her communication history, the cover up is vast and it does not surprise me some of the evidence was covered up.
For it to be "evident" you would probably need some "evidence" but you could simply ask who comissioned this work of satire you know. I know deceit is vitually epidemic amongst the Amarrians these days but you would be surprised what can be achieved if you simply ask honest questions.
The irony here of course it that you regularly spout such accusations without a single shred of evidence.
In this particular case though, the evidence is clear to see for anyone who cares to investigate the hyperspatial comms relay used to transmit Rosalund's images to the Galnet - it's the same as that used by yourself.
Furthermore, we have Rosalund's posting history to take into account - I leave it up to the public to peruse this at their leisure and draw their own conclusions.
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
In this particular case though, the evidence is clear to see for anyone who cares to investigate the hyperspatial comms relay used to transmit Rosalund's images to the Galnet - it's the same as that used by yourself.
It certainly is not. But then when has lacking any proof ever stopped your deceitful tongue-wagging before? Continue to destroy your reputation Rodj, not that I expect it will impact PIE's presence in space much either way.
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Really
I remain truthfull.. To someone with billions, I don't think you can accuse me of such thing, when I proposed a bet of 10mil isk. which was more like giving it away cause I knew it would never happen, I admitted it was wrong when we spoke, and give away more to new pilots often.. So i saw little harm at the time
Now again you are shown for what you truly are by trying to imply such things by personally attacking my integrity as a High Inquisitor, I laugh at pathetic attempts, Continue as you please, it really shows how small you are!
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Originally by: Sabbott
I remain truthfull.. To someone with billions, I don't think you can accuse me of such thing, when I proposed a bet of 10mil isk. which was more like giving it away cause I knew it would never happen, I admitted it was wrong when we spoke, and give away more to new pilots often.. So i saw little harm at the time
Ah so you had a side bet with a member of my corporation that you could manipulate me into stepping down as CEO to win some pocket change in isk. You approached me claiming a great ethical trial of integrity and gave me all the soft soap and scamming one might expect of a Goonswarm recruiter for 3 nights straight. When revealed to the light like a slug under a stone you still try to claim integrity? .... amazing.
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Rodj Blake
In this particular case though, the evidence is clear to see for anyone who cares to investigate the hyperspatial comms relay used to transmit Rosalund's images to the Galnet - it's the same as that used by yourself.
It certainly is not. But then when has lacking any proof ever stopped your deceitful tongue-wagging before? Continue to destroy your reputation Rodj, not that I expect it will impact PIE's presence in space much either way.
I invite anyone interested to check the name of the hyperspace relay used to carry the image used by Rosalund for themselves, and then compare it to the hyperspace relay used by you.
I also hope that your newfound love of evidence will extend to the accusations that you yourself make in the future.
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Edited by: Sabbott on 02/09/2010 16:07:06
Originally by: Jade Constantine
still try to claim integrity? .... amazing.
You can continue to try to twist the truth Jade, one thing you are really good at I will admit , Fact is, I knew at the time you wouldn't take my challenge due to being a power craving coward, that doesnt follow the ideals or words she "preaches", the logs even states that...
Also more than half our talks and my call for that "ethical trial" where even after it was paid out..., view the dates and times more closely from your spy's logs & the mostly joke bet of small amount that i knew i would lose, compare your evidence ... So, My integrity remains the same due to fact i admitted my wrong, explained myself, and the situation. it was worth the isk to see how low you would go down in the "mud"
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Originally by: Sabbott
Also more than half our talks and my call for that "ethical trial" where even after it was paid out..., view the dates and times more closely from your spy's logs & the mostly joke bet of small amount that i knew i would lose, compare your evidence ...
You challenged me to an "ethical trial" with the hidden purpose of winning a small isk bet. I mean come on. I'm not saying you are the cluster's most evil Amarrian but you are a two-bit huckster scam-artist who tried to flim-flam me into earning a bit of scratch.
I have difficulty seeing how your "integrity" could possibly be intact after that one!
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Edited by: Sabbott on 02/09/2010 17:03:30
Originally by: Jade Constantine
You challenged me to an "ethical trial" with the hidden purpose of winning a small isk bet. I mean come on. I'm not saying you are the cluster's most evil Amarrian but you are a two-bit huckster scam-artist who tried to flim-flam me into earning a bit of scratch.
*is heard chuckling* I'll admit... I suppose it "could" be seen that way. I will not argue that fact. or the facts you put forward about the matter. I can just state what I know to be true and let everyone decide for themselves.
As for my investigation into you, Rosalund Shaw, it was merely by accident, I usually have more important things to tend to, try to be less obvious in your propagandist attempts next time.. to not grab my inquisitive mind.
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Originally by: Sabbott
*is heard chuckling* I'll admit... I suppose it "could" be seen that way. I will not argue that fact. or the facts you put forward about the matter. I can just state what I know to be true and let everyone decide for themselves.
Okay.
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As for my investigation into you, Rosalund Shaw
I am not Rosalund Shaw. For you to make this claim is a direct and outright lie as you well know.
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
I am not Rosalund Shaw. For you to make this claim is a direct and outright lie as you well know.
I can see that, and did not state otherwise? I separated my communication, and was forwarding that part to the original author of the communication. as it is obvious it was propaganada it sparked my interest and inquisitive mind.
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I really don't care if and how close ms. Shaw is affiliated with ms. Constantine.
Ms. Shaw issued a challenge, I responded to the challenge. Now all we have to do is find a way to judge the entries (popular vote, expert panel?). I cannot see how Ms. Shaw association has any bearing at all on the quality of her entry.
My opinion that ms. Constantine frequently uses double standards is well known too. Therefore I feel any comment from myself concerning double standards in this thread unnecessary.
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
In this particular case though, the evidence is clear to see for anyone who cares to investigate the hyperspatial comms relay used to transmit Rosalund's images to the Galnet - it's the same as that used by yourself.
I invite anyone interested to check the name of the hyperspace relay used to carry the image used by Rosalund for themselves, and then compare it to the hyperspace relay used by you.
I also hope that your newfound love of evidence will extend to the accusations that you yourself make in the future.
Indeed Admiral Blake I agree 100%. Now that it's been proven beyond a doubt that Rosalund is nothing but a paid mouthpiece for Jade Constantine there really is nothing else to say. As you said "the fedo is out of the bag".
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Why ar so many old looking amarrians in this thread... Sabbott get out of here! don't help these bully's! they are enemy of us! enemy of our faith!
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Originally by: Cecilia Syal
Why ar so many old looking amarrians in this thread...
Horrible, isn't it? 
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Originally by: Merdaneth
Ms. Shaw issued a challenge, I responded to the challenge. Now all we have to do is find a way to judge the entries (popular vote, expert panel?).
Or maybe the observation that you are no longer in the Galactic Rangers?
I guess they really did roll you out of the airlock.
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
the very best satire
The very best satire doesn't require editing over a week after its first publication.
It doesn't need excessive use of capitals, either - it should be apparent which parts are meant to be witty.
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Jade Constantine
the very best satire
The very best satire doesn't require editing over a week after its first publication.
It doesn't need excessive use of capitals, either - it should be apparent which parts are meant to be witty.
You seem to have partially quoted me to avoid the point of the sentence I was making about the best satire making things happen. Go back and try again.
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
You seem to have partially quoted me to avoid the point of the sentence I was making about the best satire making things happen. Go back and try again.
Given your own history of partial quoting, I assume that you're trying to be ironic?
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 06/09/2010 13:37:12
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Given your own history of partial quoting, I assume that you're trying to be ironic?
Given your own history of lying on galnet and claiming "evidence" that doesn't exist the irony is simply you support the satire of the op in every post you make. But I notice you once again duck the point I made that good satire makes things happen.
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 06/09/2010 13:40:11
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 06/09/2010 13:37:12
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Given your own history of partial quoting, I assume that you're trying to be ironic?
Given your own history of lying on galnet and claiming "evidence" that doesn't exist the irony is simply you support the satire of the op in every post you make. But I notice you once again duck the point I made that good satire makes things happen.
Good satire does make things happen, but you haven't produced any good satire.
And what evidence am I meant to have made up?
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
And what evidence am I meant to have made up?
I suggest you read the op again. It's as much about you as Merdaneth at the end of the day, after all, you trained him and made him what he has become.
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Rodj Blake
And what evidence am I meant to have made up?
I suggest you read the op again. It's as much about you as Merdaneth at the end of the day, after all, you trained him and made him what he has become.
The OP is so badly written that I suspect that only the author truly knows what it's meant to be about.
So perhaps you could answer my question?
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 06/09/2010 14:04:51
Originally by: Rodj Blake
So perhaps you could answer my question?
Well conceivably I could. If I was prepared to mirror the descent into toothless forumhood and devote inordinate effort to hunting down links and spending the next hours providing evidence of your many many lies over the course of your IGS career.
Then I might format the post with quotes coupled with those links, present furious arguments, incriminate you to the Nth degree and announce with satisfaction that I "have you now" and hammer out a conclusion to present on this summit.
You of course would type "no you" in response and the idiot gallery would drool out statements of support for your lies while the rest would look on askance at the continuation of a seven year "feud" between spaceship-fighting anarchists and their nationalist Amarrian forum stalkers.
But wouldn't that be sonething of a farcical descent into hypocrisy and self-referentiality for a thread sending up those very behaviours in the Amarrian Nationalist psyche?
I think perhaps it would.
As a consequence I merely suggest those interested in the subject matter do their own research and I'll get on with killing your brethen in space while leaving you to ponder my original statement today to the effect that satire capable of really having the subject hurled out of the airlock from his corp is infinitely superior to satire that achieves nothing at all.
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The OP looks like some commercial for a cheap Gallente escort service. This is going straight to the junk mail box.
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 06/09/2010 14:14:12
Edited by: Rodj Blake on 06/09/2010 14:13:55
Originally by: Jade Constantine
As a consrquence I merely suggest those interested in the subject matter do their own research
Indeed, I've suggested that myself in this very thread!
Regarding the central claim that I've made in this thread, namely that Rosalund Shaw is nothing but a mouthpiece for Jade Constantine, it's actually quite easy to check the facts.
Amarrian technicians from the central part of the Empire have come up with a way of testing the provenance of images transmitted to the Galnet. Since they were from the Domain region, this method is known as the Domain Check.
I urge any interested parties to look at the information encoded within the image presented by Rosamund and perform a Domain Check, and to then do likewise for Jade's signature. Such Domain Checks will make it immediately apparent that the same hyperspace comms relay was used to transmit both images.
Since this relay is a privately-owned one, it follows that there is a connection between Rosalund and Jade.
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Edited by: Cecilia Syal on 06/09/2010 20:15:42
"Cecilia Syal is seen pulling on Rodj's robe"
Mr Sabbott why are you still....
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 08/09/2010 16:54:46
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Amarrian technicians from the central part of the Empire have come up with a way of testing the provenance of images transmitted to the Galnet. Since they were from the Domain region, this method is known as the Domain Check.
Interesting. I recently attended an underground workers collective meeting in the Bleaklands where the delegates had coined a derisary term for those comrades taken by bluster and excuses when caught in debating fallacies and trying desperately to save face. Unfortunately for the other billions of sentients of this delegate's home planet the term stuck: "Lamaa", a "lame" tactic, used by "lamers" attempting to prop up a "lame" position incapable of sensible defense. "Get back to lame-aa!" has become the call to meet the kind of rhetorical convulsions you are now attempting.
So *ahem* to use an alternative construction to answer your recent fantastical claims.
"Tell it to the Lame-arrians."
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Edited by: Archbishop on 15/09/2010 02:39:33
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Jade Constantine
As a consrquence I merely suggest those interested in the subject matter do their own research
Indeed, I've suggested that myself in this very thread!
Regarding the central claim that I've made in this thread, namely that Rosalund Shaw is nothing but a mouthpiece for Jade Constantine, it's actually quite easy to check the facts.
Amarrian technicians from the central part of the Empire have come up with a way of testing the provenance of images transmitted to the Galnet. Since they were from the Domain region, this method is known as the Domain Check.
I urge any interested parties to look at the information encoded within the image presented by Rosamund and perform a Domain Check, and to then do likewise for Jade's signature. Such Domain Checks will make it immediately apparent that the same hyperspace comms relay was used to transmit both images.
Since this relay is a privately-owned one, it follows that there is a connection between Rosalund and Jade.
Indeed I agree Admiral Blake... it is quite damning evidence indeed that Jade and Rosalund have been connected in such a manner with the Domain Check operation. Looking back at the history of postings by Rosalund it now is quite clear that Jade merely used her as a paid proxy to do her bidding.
Obviously Merdaneth has brought Jade to the brink of mental collapse with his factual based Wheat Fraction saga. Jade, enraged and out of control of her emotions, wrought this "satire" by way of Rosalund and was so blinded by her hatred of Merdaneth and the fact his Wheat Fraction stories were so well received that she lashed out not even bothering to disguise the picture she used in an attempt to mock Merdaneth. A picture that a simple Domain Check protocal reveals to be from the same source as the very signature card she uses here on these communications forums.
A rookie mistake by one so accomplished in the ways of spin and storytelling... quite obviously Jade's rage led her to commit this fatal error... an error that all of Eve has now seen. It seems the self-proclaimed "Queen of the Anti-Proxy" is nothing but a user of proxies herself and a complete hypocrite.
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Posted - 2010.09.15 02:43:00 -
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Still telling lies I see. All that PIE INC. is good for these days.
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Posted - 2010.09.15 17:59:00 -
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Oh, do keep up Connie you old fruit, was you caught lying 
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So Jad... err Rosalund, am sure you're adoring fan is waiting with baited breath for the next gripping instalment, any more planned for release ?
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