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Ari Chu
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Posted - 2010.09.04 17:41:00 -
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Now that Bad Bobby is swimming in a pool filled with the tears of many others - how should he really spend that ISK to generate the most tears from it?
I have good information that Bobby will give the best idea 850 ISK.
As for me, I'd buy every GTC/PLEX that was even close to the the going rate, then relist at very high prices. ---
"The Galaxy is only as big as you make it." - presumably Eve Game Designers. |

Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2010.09.04 17:45:00 -
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It's 450b, he's lying about the rest.
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AtheistOfFail
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.09.04 17:47:00 -
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Originally by: Ari Chu Now that Bad Bobby is swimming in a pool filled with the tears of many others - how should he really spend that ISK to generate the most tears from it?
I have good information that Bobby will give the best idea 850 ISK.
As for me, I'd buy every GTC/PLEX that was even close to the the going rate, then relist at very high prices.
Russians tried that a while back. CCP intervened.
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2010.09.04 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: AtheistOfFail Russians tried that a while back. CCP intervened.
No they never. You're so full of ****.
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Caleb Ayrania
Gallente TarNec manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.09.04 17:56:00 -
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If he wanted true game irony he should create a foundation that supported MD projects and future developments. Deposit the isk with Chribba, and let the community have access to these funds for lasting projects, and only service related ones. Like the auditors and similar projects. Maybe even let the funds be used for supporting projects created and secured/managed by chribba, or similar.
Projects like EVE Metrics, Ambos tools, and all those addon like tools that improves our game experience.
Would secure the name and memory of the scam. Maybe even call it the Scam Foundation, and ask scammers politely to give a bit of their social engineered assets to the future of the game experience. Actually Riethe tried doing that when I started projects like the lounge and scolarship, and BB already showed a grain of this philanthropy in the MD funds thread..
Guilt can be big business as the Vatican is living proof of..
Tycoon wannabe go here: SCC Lounge cocktails and Dreams. |

Spruillo
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.09.04 18:05:00 -
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put it next to my other 850b.
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AtheistOfFail
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.09.04 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Ray McCormack
Originally by: AtheistOfFail Russians tried that a while back. CCP intervened.
No they never. You're so full of ****.
Trollololololololol.
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King Gore
The Church of Sentcha
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Posted - 2010.09.04 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Caleb Ayrania If he wanted true game irony he should create a foundation that supported MD projects and future developments. Deposit the isk with Chribba, and let the community have access to these funds for lasting projects, and only service related ones. Like the auditors and similar projects. Maybe even let the funds be used for supporting projects created and secured/managed by chribba, or similar.
Projects like EVE Metrics, Ambos tools, and all those addon like tools that improves our game experience.
Would secure the name and memory of the scam. Maybe even call it the Scam Foundation, and ask scammers politely to give a bit of their social engineered assets to the future of the game experience. Actually Riethe tried doing that when I started projects like the lounge and scolarship, and BB already showed a grain of this philanthropy in the MD funds thread..
Guilt can be big business as the Vatican is living proof of..
Game improvement would be nice. I highly doubt he would need to invest the whole 850b (obviously) to get 'service project' off the ground. (Service Project is in quotes as in it could mean any Community Project) - Scream for me. I'll die for you. # ...and the man with the smile has something else planned. # |

Mme Pinkerton
United Engineering Services
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Posted - 2010.09.04 18:16:00 -
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try to get & keep PLEX prices at 350m+ 
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2010.09.04 18:36:00 -
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Well if you just wanted to warp the game and effect the most people I think the best move would be to drive up the prices on PI produced POS fuel.
It would make a bunch of noob producers happy and it would anger a bunch of POS operators and force them to produce their own fuel.
Wherever you went - Here you are.
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Shinde Kudasai
Mercurial Freight
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Posted - 2010.09.04 18:46:00 -
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Haul freight.
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What? I'm already doing what I want with my game time :D
Mercurial Freight - get it hauled!
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flakeys
DRAMA Inc Blood Alliance
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Posted - 2010.09.04 18:48:00 -
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I'd be bored beyond belief ....
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Loney
CyberDyne R-D
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Posted - 2010.09.04 18:48:00 -
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If i were BB and had 850b I would buy 425 of the 1000 CyberDyne R-D Shares! Send me a Evemail if you are interested! ..
Check out our Website in game or out!
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Berikath
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Posted - 2010.09.04 19:18:00 -
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Edited by: Berikath on 04/09/2010 19:18:15
Originally by: Ari Chu Now that Bad Bobby is swimming in a pool filled with the tears of many others - how should he really spend that ISK to generate the most tears from it?
I have good information that Bobby will give the best idea 850 ISK.
As for me, I'd buy every GTC/PLEX that was even close to the the going rate, then relist at very high prices.
I'd create my own alliance and invite anybody in who wanted. Then I would send my army of newbs out to attack a 0.0 alliance.
500k for every noob ship they lost fighting the big bad elitists, and 1 mil for every killmail they get on!!! That could REALLY load-test the servers!!!
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Disruptive Durden
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Posted - 2010.09.04 19:35:00 -
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Wait for WIS and buy Jita.
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Victor Michaelle
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.09.04 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: Shinde Kudasai Haul freight.
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What? I'm already doing what I want with my game time :D
I'm happy for you.
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Charles Baker
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Posted - 2010.09.04 19:59:00 -
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Buy all plex, relist them at 1 ISK, become community hero.
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SencneS
Rebellion Against Big Irreversible Dinks
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Posted - 2010.09.04 20:08:00 -
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Originally by: Disruptive Durden Wait for WIS and buy Jita.
Yeah I'd love to own an office in Jita with WIS... A LOT of traders will be camped out in there..
Amarr for Life |

Zombatar
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Posted - 2010.09.04 20:23:00 -
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Buy prostitutes, I heard they were really expensive last time I checked.
No really, read his bio note:
"It's just a game."
He just won EvE Online. Quit maybe and seek new adventures? :P
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Roland Deschaines
RoidRage Industries
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Posted - 2010.09.04 21:29:00 -
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Fly 100MN AB Tengus, faction Macs, Vindis. What else? The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. -- Monsieur Rolly |

Estella Vance
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Posted - 2010.09.04 22:06:00 -
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Play it in Nightmare mode - defeat my "I'm the biggest scammer in EVE now" ego, and pay back all the isk.
So many scammer worshipper tears.
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.09.04 22:23:00 -
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1) E-Bay it. 2) Get Banned. LOL 3) Buy a nice little cottage up north. 4) Go fishin'
Mr Epeen 
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Taedrin
Gallente White Haven Corp
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Posted - 2010.09.05 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Estella Vance Play it in Nightmare mode - defeat my "I'm the biggest scammer in EVE now" ego, and pay back all the isk.
So many scammer worshipper tears.
And here I thought that nightmare mode would be to go out and PvP in nothing but officer fitted nightmares.... ----------
Originally by: Dr Fighter "how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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F90OEX
F9X WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.09.05 01:18:00 -
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Originally by: Ray McCormack It's 450b, he's lying about the rest.
Other then the BPOs what did he take that amounts to 450bil ?
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.09.05 01:24:00 -
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Originally by: Caleb Ayrania If he wanted true game irony he should create a foundation that supported MD projects and future developments. Deposit the isk with Chribba, and let the community have access to these funds for lasting projects, and only service related ones. Like the auditors and similar projects. Maybe even let the funds be used for supporting projects created and secured/managed by chribba, or similar.
Projects like EVE Metrics, Ambos tools, and all those addon like tools that improves our game experience.
Would secure the name and memory of the scam. Maybe even call it the Scam Foundation, and ask scammers politely to give a bit of their social engineered assets to the future of the game experience. Actually Riethe tried doing that when I started projects like the lounge and scolarship, and BB already showed a grain of this philanthropy in the MD funds thread..
Guilt can be big business as the Vatican is living proof of..
Yes I agree, lets use other peoples ISK, for community projects. I like the way he cashed out on the Audit Fund, before scamming! (justify?)
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Janya Rykayn
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Posted - 2010.09.05 06:02:00 -
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What I would do if I were in his situation is attempt to corner the market on something that rich organizations need very badly.
Assuming he doesn't just decide to sit on the money, one might reasonably expect price hikes in commodities like POS fuel.
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Halgarre
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Posted - 2010.09.05 06:27:00 -
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Have a lottery on one of those bpo's. Let Chribba hold it and run, say a 1,000 tickets. Even more money.
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Jovialmadness
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Posted - 2010.09.05 06:38:00 -
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Originally by: Spruillo put it next to my other 850b.
excellent response. thread won. |

Guilliman R
Gallente Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.09.05 08:17:00 -
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Put it on top of the pile of isk I already have. 
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Dariah Stardweller
Gallente Gung-Ho
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Posted - 2010.09.05 10:15:00 -
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Who is this bobby and how did he get that isk? Enlighten me plz.  Inappropriate signature removed. Zymurgist |

Josh Prakston
Gallente ldiocracy
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Posted - 2010.09.05 11:30:00 -
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What i would do with 850b?
No frickin' idea. Probably get Officer Mods for my Vindicator, and do Anomalies like a frickin' king.
Probably donate 100b to the corp too. __________________________________________________ There exist 10 different types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. |

Cobalt Sixty
Caldari The Price of Darkness
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Posted - 2010.09.05 17:18:00 -
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What would I do with 850 billion ISK?
First, I'd lol.
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Mr LaForge
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Posted - 2010.09.05 17:47:00 -
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I'd buy some T2 BPOs out of someone's hands. Then officer mods. Then retire from eve with 100 bill left.
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Rez Turner
Evil Badgers
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Posted - 2010.09.05 18:11:00 -
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I would give it away to people in Jita, by offering 10x back on any donations received!
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dudewheresmytitan
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Posted - 2010.09.05 19:19:00 -
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I would give it all to some random noob
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TooFatToFish
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Posted - 2010.09.05 19:49:00 -
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1. Make it rain 2. FB 3. GM
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alittlebirdy
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Posted - 2010.09.05 20:09:00 -
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I would rofl at the morons who gave me the isk...
O...
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Jovialmadness
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Posted - 2010.09.06 00:22:00 -
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donate it to ccp to help curp isk inflation. |

T'Amber
Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.09.06 06:35:00 -
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I'd give it to my charity fund.
I'm still waiting for CCP to put it back in here btw.
  
[SoE:X]
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Tatal Zmeu
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Posted - 2010.09.06 07:07:00 -
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Originally by: Rez Turner I would give it away to people in Jita, by offering 10x back on any donations received!
How hilarious would it be if someone actually did that - double the isk sent to them in Jita for real. Next thing you know you have 200 people in local all spamming their double-isk scams trying to leech off those who got their isk doubled and bought into the scams.
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Jamie Banks
Gallente Wasted and Still Mining
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Posted - 2010.09.06 07:31:00 -
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Edited by: Jamie Banks on 06/09/2010 07:33:05 Buy up as many T2 BPOs as I could afford, destroy half of them, buy a faction ship for every BPO left, proceed to abandon said ships in random wormholes throughout W-Space.
Edit: Terrible Spelling _______________________________
Join in-game Channel 'Aussies'
AU/NZ Corp Register |

Faccat
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Posted - 2010.09.06 07:43:00 -
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With that much money?
Two ships at once, man.
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Janya Rykayn
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Posted - 2010.09.06 12:52:00 -
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Quote: Next thing you know you have 200 people in local all spamming their double-isk scams
This would be different from now how, exactly?
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Dezolf
Minmatar DAX Action Stance
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Posted - 2010.09.06 13:00:00 -
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I think I would ... Withdraw some money from my company account run down and buy the car I always thought about wave when I saw my neighbor, hello yo, the car is new and 24 inches allo I would have the girl I love beside me Drive out towards the water and not take anything for granted. I would call old friends and girlfriends, tell them that they have made me into who I am look at myself in retrospect and say 'hey, it's all good" The seat back, window down and volume up. I would give a **** why I was here. Just smile and enjoy it, I was.

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Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari Sane Industries Inc. Initiative Mercenaries
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Posted - 2010.09.06 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tatal Zmeu How hilarious would it be if someone actually did that - double the isk sent to them in Jita for real. Next thing you know you have 200 people in local all spamming their double-isk scams trying to leech off those who got their isk doubled and bought into the scams.
It has happened before, for real. And we're talking quite a large number of billions.
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Cyniac
Gallente Twilight Labs
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Posted - 2010.09.06 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: Cyniac on 06/09/2010 16:19:20 1) Buy 500 plex
Advertise and offer 2 months + 3 week trials to 250 players who would be interested in joining eve and would be obedient and disciplined.
Weed out 150 weak ones - you have 100 players left.
2) Buy 200 plex
Provide an additional two months to get them to demonstrate their ability to work together in a ruthless team, be it as PVP or to generate ISK or whatever
Weed out about 50 weak ones - you have 50 left.
3) Buy 100 plex
Turn them into a core fighting machine loyal to you and capable of making ISK in many ways so they are self supporting and strong YARR
- You end up with a bit of luck with a very loyal group of 20-30 people. The core of great things to come.
Or then... maybe not ;-) But it would be fun.
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Dirk Culliford
H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.09.06 19:41:00 -
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I wanna be a trillionaire...so fricking bad.... etc etc.
Firstly, I'd be mad that I hadn't made 4 figures (hahaha BB you scrub)
Place figurehead character in GHSC, because that's what you have to do when you pull off something like that. Fly hideously expensive ships on an unknown alt, purchased with ISK because my chars are all rubbish, becoming a legend as a rich kid with no background in some random corp. Maintaining an active "LOOK AT ME" face in the forums, generally talking about how awesome I am, and more importantly how terrible everybody else is. Never spend RL isk on eve ever again, and possibly buy everybody in my corp a faction BS or two and go on a hilarious roam in my hono(u)r.
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Chris Bailey
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Posted - 2010.09.06 20:17:00 -
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Give it to my mum
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Celi Annor
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Posted - 2010.09.06 21:51:00 -
[49]
Hire PL to grief Chribba
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The AEther
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.09.07 01:55:00 -
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turn it into 8500 bil then 85000 bil and so on
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Shinde Kudasai
Mercurial Freight
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Posted - 2010.09.07 14:43:00 -
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What would you do with 850b?
Bobby's answer: Keep it :D
Mercurial Freight - get it hauled!
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Mr SmartGuy
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Posted - 2010.09.07 20:37:00 -
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I would try to make 1 trillion from it by trading/whatever.
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Raid'En
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Posted - 2010.09.08 01:57:00 -
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buying some super chars full of SP maybe creating new account buying tons of plex
after ? dunno, maybe buying an entire fleet, or trying to buy some 0.0 systems or mercenaries for years something like that
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CommandoII
draketrain
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Posted - 2010.09.08 06:07:00 -
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I'd buy that supercarrier I've been saving up for...
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Companion Trollin
You are going too fast
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Posted - 2010.09.08 06:35:00 -
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I'd post in MD and eat popcorn at the same time.
♥
Originally by: CCP Shadow Off-topic posts dealing with sexual orientation have been removed. Please keep this discussion on-topic.
Thanks.
-- Shadow
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Drexciyian
The Water Margin Tech
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Posted - 2010.09.08 08:43:00 -
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Buy a titan and drive-by haulers > carriers in low-sec 
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Shivercoin
Trader's Academy manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.09.08 08:58:00 -
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Step 1: Buy a nice T2 BPO Step 2: Build the fastest interceptor possible, maybe put a couple sensor damps on it. Step 3: Place a 700b ISK bounty on myself. Step 4: Fly around highsec tormenting people.
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Yvonne Pyros
Jericho Fraction
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Posted - 2010.09.08 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: The AEther turn it into 8500 bil then 85000 bil and so on
good luck, its been seven years and i still havent got to 4000b
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Gabriel Virtus
hirr
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Posted - 2010.09.08 22:22:00 -
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I agree with Ray, I think he is full of **** on the 850B number. I am sure it is much less than that, but he couldn't get anymore and still wanted to compare epeens with the GHSC.
If I had 850B, I would give away large sums of money to people for random acts of kindness, until it was back down to my current fortune.
So next time you see a noob in need of help, it might be your next big payday.
-GV
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rVn
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Posted - 2010.09.18 11:24:00 -
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Originally by: Dariah Stardweller Who is this bobby and how did he get that isk? Enlighten me plz. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALl6tp1Izrs&feature=related
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LaForge Geordi
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Posted - 2010.09.18 13:41:00 -
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I would probably buy plex for every char I own so I can play for "free". Than play with market. Still many billions left to be invested. Also officier mods would look like a cheap junk so my ships would be PEW PEW machines 
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Biruni Khan
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Posted - 2010.09.18 13:44:00 -
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I'd probably just stash it somewhere nice and safe and fund my PLEXes and PVP with the interest. Something like DBank or EBank comes to mind.
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Mme Pinkerton
United Engineering Services
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Posted - 2010.09.18 14:01:00 -
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Originally by: Biruni Khan I'd probably just stash it somewhere nice and safe and fund my PLEXes and PVP with the interest. Something like DBank or EBank comes to mind.

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Imperator Principes
Minmatar SSGS Marketing and Analysis
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Posted - 2010.09.18 15:30:00 -
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I would do the double your isk game in Jita, except I would actually do it. 
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Jan VanRijkdom
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Posted - 2010.09.18 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Shivercoin Step 1: Buy a nice T2 BPO Step 2: Build the fastest interceptor possible, maybe put a couple sensor damps on it. Step 3: Place a 700b ISK bounty on myself. Step 4: Fly around highsec tormenting people.
Hahaha!! I lold in rl at that one. Sounds like the most fun so far. 
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Vitamin B12
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Posted - 2010.09.22 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: Ghoest Well if you just wanted to warp the game and effect the most people I think the best move would be to drive up the prices on PI produced POS fuel.
It would make a bunch of noob producers happy and it would anger a bunch of POS operators and force them to produce their own fuel.
so minerals are free, sir? ---
Corporations for Highsec pos anchoring. Only a fee of 75 Million ISK. *click* |

Inbrainsane
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Posted - 2010.09.22 21:48:00 -
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Edited by: Inbrainsane on 22/09/2010 21:49:55
Originally by: Vitamin B12
Originally by: Ghoest Well if you just wanted to warp the game and effect the most people I think the best move would be to drive up the prices on PI produced POS fuel.
It would make a bunch of noob producers happy and it would anger a bunch of POS operators and force them to produce their own fuel.
so minerals are free, sir?
Yes, if I mine them myself.
I would organize races: 10 Players, each one 1B Bounty on his head. And whoever makes the trip from Feythabolis to Deklein via Rens and via Jita fastest wins 20B. Announce their names to the public two weeks in advance. Repeat every week until all money is spent.
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Cobalt Sixty
Caldari The Price of Darkness
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Posted - 2010.09.22 23:12:00 -
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Edited by: Cobalt Sixty on 22/09/2010 23:12:28
Originally by: Inbrainsane I would organize races: 10 Players, each one 1B Bounty on his head. And whoever makes the trip from Feythabolis to Deklein via Rens and via Jita fastest wins 20B. Announce their names to the public two weeks in advance. Repeat every week until all money is spent.
I would get a 1B bounty on my head, arrange for a friend to pod me/destroy my racer, split the ISK 50/50 with them and ignore the rest of the race. 
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Mr Kidd
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Posted - 2010.09.23 00:43:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Kidd on 23/09/2010 00:43:56 One word....hookers!
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Som Pir
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Posted - 2010.09.23 03:07:00 -
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I would fund a never-ending Hulkageddon.
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Inbrainsane
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Posted - 2010.09.23 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: Cobalt Sixty Edited by: Cobalt Sixty on 22/09/2010 23:12:28
Originally by: Inbrainsane I would organize races: 10 Players, each one 1B Bounty on his head. And whoever makes the trip from Feythabolis to Deklein via Rens and via Jita fastest wins 20B. Announce their names to the public two weeks in advance. Repeat every week until all money is spent.
I would get a 1B bounty on my head, arrange for a friend to pod me/destroy my racer, split the ISK 50/50 with them and ignore the rest of the race. 
You would not be accepted as a racer after this post. And the expected value of a 1/10th times 20B is more than 500M.
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Tanmoe
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Posted - 2010.09.23 11:54:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Kidd Edited by: Mr Kidd on 23/09/2010 00:43:56 One word....hookers!
and beer ... don't forget beer ...
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zz01shagsme
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Posted - 2010.09.23 12:06:00 -
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thats like 25k aint it?
sell it for money and buy a prostitue
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Malicious Intention
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Posted - 2010.09.23 13:25:00 -
[74]
http://www.geekosystem.com/eve-online-player-steals-45000/
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Marrl Shadowfall
Minmatar corporation name contains a banned word
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Posted - 2010.09.24 14:28:00 -
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I would buy Jita, bribe concord and make jita a FFA 0.0 warzone.
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Kyra Vire
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Posted - 2010.09.26 04:16:00 -
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Originally by: Shivercoin Step 1: Buy a nice T2 BPO Step 2: Build the fastest interceptor possible, maybe put a couple sensor damps on it. Step 3: Place a 700b ISK bounty on myself. Step 4: Fly around highsec tormenting people.
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