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captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.13 01:20:00 - [1] Edited by: captain foivos on 13/09/2010 01:32:39 As many of you regulars in the C and P section probably remember, in late July a then-obscure capsuleer known as Beachura posted some random thread on the forum accusing Lana Torrin of scamming somebody or other and stating that I was investigating. At least I think that's what it said; it seemed to have been written by an inebriated simian miscreant. Regardless, I took umbrage at this brazen attack on Lana Torrin and my e-honour, and promptly posted a 100M bounty on Beachura's head, held in escrow by the most famous lottery scammer of all time, Chribba. Unfortunately, RL got in the way and I had to end the bounty contest on August 15th as I was no longer able to access a computer to verify any claims of pwnage. In between the time I offered the bounty and the time it was rescinded, the target posted on the forums to the point where one could automatically use one of the following phrases to describe the message: Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C But I digress. I came back a few days ago, and discovered that I was not the only one returning. Beachura once again graces our forums with terrible harrrbaglaarbble. This is something I cannot abide. Therefore... 100M ISK will be paid to whoever kills her ship and pods her and gets one of the bodies to me. This ISK will be held by Chribba, who I will have post here for proof. An API key will be necessary to provide the middleman and me in order to claim the ISK. Beachura's real ISK loss must exceed 60M (insurance not included as damage, and the price of items will be calculated off Jita), so whoever does it will probably have to kill her multiple times, or nail her in a faction-fit mission ship. Anyone suspected of cheating/being an alt will not be paid. All fellow corp/alliance members of hers are excluded from this. All kills must take place after this post. This contest is open until I see fit. In summary: --Beachura sustains more than 60M actual ISK loss from her lost ships (loss determined by Jita pricing) --She must be podded at least once --I get one of her bodies --ISK will be secured MY E-HONOUR WILL BE AVENGED. In addition, there is the possibility for another 25M ISK in bonuses! Yes, that's right, a huge stinkin' isk bonus! Should Beachura be wonderful enough to share some of her feelings with you as you kill her, and you forward evidence of said feelings (i.e. chatlogs) to me, you can claim an additional 25,000,000 ISK. What are you waiting for? Get out there and kill that Beach! P.S.: I take corpse deliveries in Jita only. Edit: broken link RAAAAGE Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Sverige Pahis Caldari Random Selection. Tactical Narcotics Team	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:01:00 - [2] Round 2 ding ding Let me go get some snax
Beachura Two Maidens One Chalice	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:04:00 - [3] Im flattered, I really am
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:04:00 - [4] Originally by: Sverige Pahis Round 2 ding ding Let me go get some snax Can you get me a thick shake? Replying to threads without reading them since 2008
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:19:00 - [5] Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 02:17:24 Also, a condition, Lana offers me a place in Military Skool if I don't get killed I see what you did there Lana Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:21:00 - [6] Wardec being sent in a moment. I will find your corpse. Sol
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:23:00 - [7] Originally by: Beachura Also, a condition, Lana offers me a place in Military Skool if I don't get killed Didn't see this before. You are more than welcome to join either way TBH.. Replying to threads without reading them since 2008
Beachura Two Maidens One Chalice	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:24:00 - [8] Im not joking either lana, I do actually think your cool
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:37:00 - [9] "Two Maidens One Chalice is not involved in any wars currently." See you tomorrow ! Sol
The Crushah Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.09.13 02:41:00 - [10] I too, like to derp. Is this the thread where I can share my derp with like-minded individuals to create super-derp?

Seras Athran	Posted - 2010.09.13 03:27:00 - [11] Edited by: Seras Athran on 13/09/2010 03:27:34 I lol'd. I actually know Beachura IRL
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 03:57:00 - [12] Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 02:26:41 Im not joking either lana, I do actually think your cool also, to help you guys out My Skills and ships I can fly http://eveboard.com/pilot/Beachura My Current location Akkio V - Moon 6 - Caldari Funds Unlimited Vault Thinking i am cool is not a required attribute to join the skool.. Putting in an ap is.. I haven't had a good wardec for ages TBH.. Replying to threads without reading them since 2008
Cobalt Sixty Caldari The Price of Darkness	Posted - 2010.09.13 05:23:00 - [13] Originally by: captain foivos --I get one of her bodies Dead Shot?
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.13 05:36:00 - [14] I haven't yet decided between Soilet Green and Quafe. Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Helmh0ltz	Posted - 2010.09.13 05:44:00 - [15] Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 02:26:41 Im not joking either lana, I do actually think your cool also, to help you guys out My Skills and ships I can fly http://eveboard.com/pilot/Beachura My Current location Akkio V - Moon 6 - Caldari Funds Unlimited Vault Beachura will destroy all gankers with her leet learning skills. ====== Your signature is freakishly huge for this forum. Please resize according to the forum rules, thanks. Shadow.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 05:56:00 - [16] Originally by: Helmh0ltz Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 02:26:41 Im not joking either lana, I do actually think your cool also, to help you guys out My Skills and ships I can fly http://eveboard.com/pilot/Beachura My Current location Akkio V - Moon 6 - Caldari Funds Unlimited Vault Beachura will destroy all gankers with her leet learning skills. Wat.. you DONT have learning skills like that?? Replying to threads without reading them since 2008
Spruillo Gallente Yawn another Corp	Posted - 2010.09.13 06:11:00 - [17] Originally by: Beachura My Skills and ships I can fly http://eveboard.com/pilot/Beachura Ill start bidding at 1b Seller pays transfer fees? If you'll take that for buyout Im online now. wait, no im not. Im going to bed.
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 06:17:00 - [18] I'm thinking that trade skill will really turn the tide of the war. Sol
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 06:50:00 - [19] Originally by: Sol Weinstein I'm thinking that trade skill will really turn the tide of the war. Sol ***ing about a skill at level 1 is like ***ing about errr... humm... no, you know what, its like nothing ever in the existence of humanity.. Now those PI skills on the other hand, we at the skool could use more PI. (Serious about accepting if you apply, you just need to realise that I don't log in much) Replying to threads without reading them since 2008
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 06:57:00 - [20] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Sol Weinstein I'm thinking that trade skill will really turn the tide of the war. Sol ***ing about a skill at level 1 is like ***ing about errr... humm... no, you know what, its like nothing ever in the existence of humanity.. Now those PI skills on the other hand, we at the skool could use more PI. (Serious about accepting if you apply, you just need to realise that I don't log in much) I didn't really understand this. Seems like a lot of anger towards my statement, it was an attempt at humor, which has nothing to do with you. But I am okay with that. Sol

Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 07:46:00 - [21] Originally by: Sol Weinstein Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Sol Weinstein I'm thinking that trade skill will really turn the tide of the war. Sol ***ing about a skill at level 1 is like ***ing about errr... humm... no, you know what, its like nothing ever in the existence of humanity.. Now those PI skills on the other hand, we at the skool could use more PI. (Serious about accepting if you apply, you just need to realise that I don't log in much) I didn't really understand this. Seems like a lot of anger towards my statement, it was an attempt at humor, which has nothing to do with you. But I am okay with that. Sol Sorry its that supid no avatar image yet image.. It looks like it has freekin antenna!! INVASION OF THE ANT MEN!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Replying to threads without reading them since 2008
Buck Marui Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2010.09.13 09:38:00 - [22] Wow Beachura, troll extraordinaire. Making the usual C+P clowns look like... well, clowns.
Beachura Perkone	Posted - 2010.09.13 11:55:00 - [23] Originally by: Seras Athran Edited by: Seras Athran on 13/09/2010 03:27:34 I lol'd. I actually know Beachura IRL Lol, were you at i40?
Beachura Perkone	Posted - 2010.09.13 11:59:00 - [24] Right lana, Application is in, any chance you can drop that tax by 5 or 10%?
Dizzy Lizzie	Posted - 2010.09.13 14:58:00 - [25] /me confused. I thought it was established that Lana is a well know scammer.
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 15:36:00 - [26] I think me and lana are going to get along fine :)
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 16:05:00 - [27] Are you moving corps on the eve of battle? I label you a coward! Sol
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 16:11:00 - [28] New wardec has been declared on Minmatar Republic Military Skool. 24 hours. Sol
Seras Athran	Posted - 2010.09.13 16:34:00 - [29] Edited by: Seras Athran on 13/09/2010 16:35:02 Originally by: Beachura Originally by: Seras Athran I lol'd. I actually know Beachura IRL Lol, were you at i40? Bingo. G2, far end of your row
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 16:45:00 - [30] Originally by: Seras Athran Edited by: Seras Athran on 13/09/2010 16:35:02 Originally by: Beachura Originally by: Seras Athran I lol'd. I actually know Beachura IRL Lol, were you at i40? Bingo. G2, far end of your row Oh sweet mate, epic :)

Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 17:00:00 - [31] I am still waiting for Chribba to post confirmation of 100mil ISK bounty. captain foivos, are you really planning on honoring this bounty? Thanks for your time, Sol Weinstein
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.13 17:04:00 - [32] As you could easily see if you searched, Chribba did hold the ISK the last time I offered a bounty. As it is, it's only been a day, and I just heard back from him and sent him the ISK, so you should see confirmation pretty soon. Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Whiskeydod	Posted - 2010.09.13 17:06:00 - [33] What have you done now Beachura...
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 17:06:00 - [34] Thank you. I have wardecs out for both Two Maidens One Chalice and Minmatar Republic Military Skool. TMOC will commence tonight around 2am Server Time MRMS will commence in about 23 hours. Sol
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 17:49:00 - [35] Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 17:54:45 Originally by: Sol Weinstein Thank you. I have wardecs out for both Two Maidens One Chalice and Minmatar Republic Military Skool. TMOC will commence tonight around 2am Server Time MRMS will commence in about 23 hours. Sol TG1C* <-pro tip Also, Quote: TMOC will commence tonight around 2am Server Time MRMS will commence in about 23 hours. http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3430/20100913173521.jpg http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2489/lolmx.jpg http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2489/lolmx.jpg/ Generally, as wars are announced to us and become viewable on our wars list 24 hours before they become active, imageshack thinks your telling a few fibs babe
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:04:00 - [36] So who is this mysterious HMSBlueprint? I love it when people unwittingly reveal things they'd rather not when they post screenshots. Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
HMSBlueprint Two Maidens One Chalice	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:08:00 - [37] Edited by: HMSBlueprint on 13/09/2010 18:09:29 Oh, My industry alt
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:11:00 - [38] Originally by: HMSBlueprint Edited by: HMSBlueprint on 13/09/2010 18:09:29 Oh, My industry alt We got that part. Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:15:00 - [39] Originally by: captain foivos So who is this mysterious HMSBlueprint? I love it when people unwittingly reveal things they'd rather not when they post screenshots. Quote: We got that part Don't ask if you know the answer then you banana head lol
Doctor Steinsbrow Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:17:00 - [40] Originally by: Beachura Originally by: captain foivos So who is this mysterious HMSBlueprint? I love it when people unwittingly reveal things they'd rather not when they post screenshots. Quote: We got that part Don't ask if you know the answer then you banana head lol MMM, bannanas... and head! =) \|\<o>/\| \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| \\|CCP\|/ -\|\|\|\|\|\|\|- -\|\|\|\|\|\|\|- ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ~~WALK~~ WARP INTO ~~MORDOR~~ J7HZ-F!

captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:25:00 - [41] Coulda sworn it was just yesterday you were convo'ing me threatening me with further petitions and boasting of your current ones about personal insults and the like and how this entire thread was bogus. It's 'kay. Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:25:00 - [42] Originally by: Doctor Steinsbrow Originally by: Beachura Originally by: captain foivos So who is this mysterious HMSBlueprint? I love it when people unwittingly reveal things they'd rather not when they post screenshots. Quote: We got that part Don't ask if you know the answer then you banana head lol MMM, bannanas... and head! =) Lol, someones hungry
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:37:00 - [43] Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 17:58:24 Originally by: Sol Weinstein Thank you. I have wardecs out for both Two Maidens One Chalice and Minmatar Republic Military Skool. TMOC will commence tonight around 2am Server Time MRMS will commence in about 23 hours. Sol TG1C* <-pro tip Also, Quote: TMOC will commence tonight around 2am Server Time MRMS will commence in about 23 hours. http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3430/20100913173521.jpg http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2489/lolmx.jpg http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6102/lol2zu.jpg Generally, as wars are announced to us and become viewable on our wars list 24 hours before they become active, imageshack thinks your telling a few fibs babe Perhaps you are unaware that a vote must be put into place before you declare war? Or maybe I just don't know a quicker way to to it? :) Either way, I offer into evidence Exhibit A: Exhibit A So, it seems war will commence tomorrow around 2:30am EVE Time. Thank you, Sol
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:38:00 - [44] Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 18:41:42 When your part of an alliance there is a 'declare war' button, but yeah, as a corp you have to vote
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:43:00 - [45] 1 Character vs. 4 Alts. Should be interesting. You do know how to undock, right? Sol
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:50:00 - [46] Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 18:54:16 Lol, you make me laugh You came into my system while I was at college, and shouted coward when I wasn't even at the computer Your a little thick, you got the tag of a corp you were war deccing wrong, thats pretty lol You said changing corp was cowardice when i had announced the day before you said you were going to dec i was joining lanas Lana is in my corp too, and does a damn sight more pvp that you do according to your records If you had your head screwed on the correct way, you would have looked up my killboard records, you wouldn't need to ask if I undock Although my killboard is a mess with a few fake kills and lol losses here and there, I'm going to make light work of you Edit: Eve kill, battleclinic, nor any API linked killboard has any official recollection of you being involved in any kind of PVP
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:56:00 - [47] I was not posting your tag. I simply abbreviated the corp name. Your pride is of no concern to me. Yes, I did call you a coward. You have offered no information that refutes my claim. Present at keyboard or not. And no issues. A new wardec was issued for your new corp. I could care less, or maybe I am thick, about who is in the corp and their record. See you in space, Sol
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 18:59:00 - [48] Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 18:59:32 In addition to the wars being declared mutual, when you retract them I will declare against you in return I have a feeling this is going to be fun
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 19:01:00 - [49] Only one corp must declare war and I already have. But you feel free to do as you wish. Sol
omgfreemoniez	Posted - 2010.09.13 19:32:00 - [50] Quote: "locked at OP's request" What a noob

Runchar	Posted - 2010.09.13 19:55:00 - [51] Originally by: omgfreemoniez Quote: "locked at OP's request" What a noob Haha, that troll was actually so fail and predictable it tops how much you suck irl 0/10
Xenuria Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet	Posted - 2010.09.13 20:38:00 - [52] Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 18:56:11 Lol, you make me laugh You came into my system while I was at college, and shouted coward when I wasn't even at the computer Your a little thick, you got the tag of a corp you were war deccing wrong, thats pretty lol You said changing corp was cowardice when i had announced the day before you said you were going to dec i was joining lanas Lana is in my corp too, and does a damn sight more pvp that you do according to your records If you had your head screwed on the correct way, you would have looked up my killboard records, you wouldn't need to ask if I undock Although my killboard is a mess with a few fake kills and lol losses here and there, I'm going to make light work of you Edit: Eve kill, battleclinic, nor any API linked killboard has any official recollection of you being involved in any kind of PVP, the war against TG1C will be made mutual, and I will ask lana to do the same for the school yeah because battle clinic and other API based killbaords are always so accurate right? Like all those kills where the person being killed never fires a single shot or the ones where the people have fits they could never use with the skills they had at the time? Also the idea of chribba keeping his word on anything these days is at the very least laughable if not a lulztastic working example that third parties cause way more problems then they could ever hope to solve. He still owes me utu Collateral and has a strange tendency to go afk whenever I mention this even mid discussion. Vote Support For Great Justice
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 20:40:00 - [53] Aww, sol turns out to be quite cool, he can have a good pop at killing me, had a good chat with him in local
omgfreemoniez	Posted - 2010.09.13 20:41:00 - [54] Originally by: Runchar Originally by: omgfreemoniez Quote: "locked at OP's request" What a noob Haha, that troll was actually so fail and predictable it tops how much you suck irl 0/10 Wow, someone is on your side, Beachura! Too bad it's your alt.
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.13 20:47:00 - [55] I hope that the OP and his 3rd party will honor their original offer if I do pod her. Yes, I have talked with Beachura in Hek Local chat and wasn't offended or anything. I am hoping this will be fun, because I have very little chance to win. Especially againts a slightly bigger corp. But, this was intended to be fun (am possibly profitable). Any hard feelings should be put aside. Thanks, Sol
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 20:47:00 - [56] Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 20:50:18 Originally by: omgfreemoniez Some bullrubbish Aw, crymoar wickle baby :), I know it's difficult being a r etard like you And nice one sol, look forward to the fight :)
omgfreemoniez	Posted - 2010.09.13 20:56:00 - [57] Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 20:50:18 Originally by: omgfreemoniez Some bullrubbish Aw, crymoar wickle baby :), I know it's difficult being a r etard like you I stand in awe of your ability to use tired memes and evade the swear filter.
Xenuria Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet	Posted - 2010.09.13 21:27:00 - [58] Edited by: Xenuria on 13/09/2010 21:30:18 Originally by: omgfreemoniez Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 20:50:18 Originally by: omgfreemoniez Some bullrubbish Aw, crymoar wickle baby :), I know it's difficult being a r etard like you I stand in awe of your ability to use tired memes and evade the swear filter. And people say I am a bad troll. WE GET IT! Your the SAME PERSON! This is not news, at least not to me. I knew for awhile now that you and bech are the same guy. Its not funny however when you overdue the drama farming tactic of talking to yourself. Play em off keyboard cat! Vote Support For Great Justice
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.13 23:15:00 - [59] Originally by: Xenuria stuff that no one cares about You need to join the skool too.. were about to have a war.. a nuclear war... in the gay bar.. wait.. that's a song right? I didn't just dream it did I? Replying to threads without reading them since 2008
Xenuria Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet	Posted - 2010.09.13 23:35:00 - [60] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Xenuria stuff that no one cares about You need to join the skool too.. were about to have a war.. a nuclear war... in the gay bar.. wait.. that's a song right? I didn't just dream it did I? I doubt your corp has the isk to afford my membership. Vote Support For Great Justice

captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.13 23:56:00 - [61] Originally by: Xenuria I doubt your corp has the isk to afford my membership. T1 Exotic Dancers go for like 24,000 ISK in Jita. Don't flatter yourself. Also, get off my thread...while I do appreciate the bumps, there is an inverse relationship between a thread's quality and the number of times you post in it. Or you could try posting something worthwhile and on topic, but I haven't seen that happen before and I don't think it's going to start now... Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Xenuria Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet	Posted - 2010.09.14 00:27:00 - [62] Originally by: captain foivos Originally by: Xenuria I doubt your corp has the isk to afford my membership. T1 Exotic Dancers go for like 24,000 ISK in Jita. Don't flatter yourself. Also, get off my thread...while I do appreciate the bumps, there is an inverse relationship between a thread's quality and the number of times you post in it. Or you could try posting something worthwhile and on topic, but I haven't seen that happen before and I don't think it's going to start now... practice what you peach. Also I am not a T1 dancer. I am a Fake alliance tourny gold medal with a highly unstable chemical agent locked in the center. Vote Support For Great Justice
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.14 00:31:00 - [63] Less than two hours until war declaration vote passes for *TG1C*. Sol
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.14 00:36:00 - [64] Originally by: Xenuria Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Xenuria stuff that no one cares about You need to join the skool too.. were about to have a war.. a nuclear war... in the gay bar.. wait.. that's a song right? I didn't just dream it did I? I doubt your corp has the isk to afford my membership. Likely. I probably have access to an alliance wallet that can though.. Replying to threads without reading them since 2008
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.14 02:44:00 - [65] Edited by: Sol Weinstein on 14/09/2010 02:44:54 Edited by: Sol Weinstein on 14/09/2010 02:43:59 War Declaration has passed and put into effect. Open war will commence at 2:38 Eve Time tomorrow. War Declaration for MRMSkool still being voted on until 16:11. Sol
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.14 02:45:00 - [66] Originally by: Xenuria practice what you peach. It'sa me! Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Sader Rykane Amarr Midnight Sentinels Midnight Space Syndicate	Posted - 2010.09.14 04:45:00 - [67] That whole entire post for 100 million isk? Tbh you probably owe most of us 100 million isk just for reading most of it. Raise the bounty imo.
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.14 04:49:00 - [68] Given the fine quality of my verbal skills, I should probably start charging people their first-born child just for the pleasure of reading my posts. TL;DR wharrgarbl. Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2010.09.14 07:55:00 - [69] Confirming I have received 100m+25m for collateral for the corpse in OP. /c Secure 3rd party service \| my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.14 08:00:00 - [70] Originally by: Chribba Confirming I have received 100m+25m for collateral for the corpse in OP. /c TBH I don't think any of us considered this might actually happen... Replying to threads without reading them since 2008

baltec1 Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.09.14 08:01:00 - [71] We at Antares Shipyards support this event and once again offer Beachura the use of our cyno alts for carrier jumps to freedom.
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.14 09:38:00 - [72] Originally by: Chribba Confirming I have received 100m+25m for collateral for the corpse in OP. /c Awesome. If I manage to pod her I will then post the chatlogs stating she would pay me an additonal 100m. Hopefully that will satisfy the 25m bonus. Sol
Xenuria Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet	Posted - 2010.09.14 13:19:00 - [73] Originally by: Chribba Confirming I have received 100m+25m for collateral for the corpse in OP. /c Inb4chribba keeps the money Vote Support For Great Justice
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.14 16:08:00 - [74] I have a sinking feeling that I am the only one taking this seriously. No matter. Sol
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.14 16:20:00 - [75] Edited by: Beachura on 14/09/2010 16:23:31 Originally by: baltec1 We at Antares Shipyards support failing, as we got kicked out of venal, then we lost a few freighters, and then posted a few fake mails because we were butthurt, oh also, I like trollin in low' sec, cos im pro rite?lolol Reason for baltecs butthurt : http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11296809 ps: umad?
Runchar	Posted - 2010.09.14 16:25:00 - [76] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Chribba Confirming I have received 100m+25m for collateral for the corpse in OP. /c TBH I don't think any of us considered this might actually happen... Lol, lana, il be on eve later k? :), also can we make the war mutual ?
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.14 16:26:00 - [77] Why coudn't you have just stayed in your own damn corp? Now I have to petition the wardec because EVE messed up. Hurry up, CCP. I want my war to go through as intended. Sol
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.14 16:29:00 - [78] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Chribba Confirming I have received 100m+25m for collateral for the corpse in OP. /c TBH I don't think any of us considered this might actually happen... Lol, lana, il be on eve later k? :), also can we make the war mutual ?
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.14 16:39:00 - [79] CCP and CONCORD: Exhibit A - From yesterday afternoon, showing my vote to declare war. Exhibit B - From today, where something went wrong and I have NO votes??!! Please attend to this straight away. Thank you, Sol
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.14 16:41:00 - [80] Edited by: Beachura on 14/09/2010 16:42:55 Originally by: Sol Weinstein CCP and CONCORD: Exhibit A - From yesterday afternoon, showing my vote to declare war. Exhibit B - From today, where something went wrong and I have NO votes??!! Please attend to this straight away. Thank you, Sol Lol, did your vote register sol? ps confirmed, if sol pods me, im paying him an extra 100 mil :)

Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.14 16:48:00 - [81] For whatever reason, no it did not. I was watching the clock with the window open showing I voted, just like in this screen shot. But afterwards, it never showed up in Sanctionable actions. I have no idea what went wrong, as I did it exactly the same way as TG1C's wardec. This is very upsetting. 48 hour BS if you ask me. CCP, CONCORD, SOMEONE!!! Please fix this! Thank you, Sol
Xenuria Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.14 18:28:00 - [82] Originally by: Sol Weinstein For whatever reason, no it did not. I was watching the clock with the window open showing I voted, just like in this screen shot. But afterwards, it never showed up in Sanctionable actions. I have no idea what went wrong, as I did it exactly the same way as TG1C's wardec. This is very upsetting. 48 hour BS if you ask me. CCP, CONCORD, SOMEONE!!! Please fix this! Thank you, Sol The war will not be allowed to start until my application to the SKOOL is accepted. Vote Support For Great Justice
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.14 18:47:00 - [83] Originally by: Xenuria The war will not be allowed to start until my application to the SKOOL is accepted. Then apply already. War has been declared. Sol
Xenuria Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.14 21:47:00 - [84] Originally by: Sol Weinstein Originally by: Xenuria The war will not be allowed to start until my application to the SKOOL is accepted. Then apply already. War has been declared. Sol I did apply... I have yet to get a response back yet Vote Support For Great Justice
baltec1 Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.09.15 00:34:00 - [85] Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 14/09/2010 16:23:31 Originally by: baltec1 We at Antares Shipyards support failing, as we got kicked out of venal, then we lost a few freighters, and then posted a few fake mails because we were butthurt, oh also, I like trollin in low' sec, cos im pro rite?lolol Reason for baltecs butthurt : http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11296809 ps: umad? I can't even fly a mammoth let alone a mimitar frieghter so why would I be mad? If you are going to troll me at least put in some effort. I think the OP should up your bounty by at least another 50 mil for this poor trolling attempt.
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.15 00:37:00 - [86] The hold was full of...entrapment arrays LOOK OUT IT'S A MEME Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.15 01:06:00 - [87] Edited by: Lana Torrin on 15/09/2010 01:07:00 Originally by: Xenuria Originally by: Sol Weinstein Originally by: Xenuria The war will not be allowed to start until my application to the SKOOL is accepted. Then apply already. War has been declared. Sol I did apply... I have yet to get a response back yet Yeah you applied like AFTER you posted this... You have now been accepted. Replying to threads without reading them since 2008

CCP Jericho	Posted - 2010.09.15 03:38:00 - [88] Off-topic post removed.

Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.15 08:31:00 - [89] Originally by: baltec1 Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 14/09/2010 16:23:31 Originally by: baltec1 We at Antares Shipyards support failing, as we got kicked out of venal, then we lost a few freighters, and then posted a few fake mails because we were butthurt, oh also, I like trollin in low' sec, cos im pro rite?lolol Reason for baltecs butthurt : http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11296809 ps: umad? I can't even fly a mammoth let alone a mimitar frieghter so why would I be mad? If you are going to troll me at least put in some effort. I think the OP should up your bounty by at least another 50 mil for this poor trolling attempt. you sounds pretty mad br0
baltec1 Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.09.15 09:16:00 - [90] Originally by: Beachura you sounds pretty mad br0 pfff. If you want rage I can go fish out the chat logs of your own allience trolling you. Beachura rage best rage.

Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.15 10:21:00 - [91] Originally by: baltec1 Originally by: Beachura you sounds pretty mad br0 pfff. If you want rage I can go fish out the chat logs of your own allience trolling you. Beachura rage best rage. Br0, i can smell the freighter loss rage from here, umad son
Alara IonStorm Agent-Orange	Posted - 2010.09.15 13:54:00 - [92] Hatred, Death Threat, Hired Killers and War, This thread has everything! Even Snipers! -- Alara's Law! As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1
Razzor Death Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.09.15 14:37:00 - [93] No beach nobody is mad but you. If you would like me to prove this I would be more than happy to post the logs of said rage. Be warned tho, as you know you did give him your home address and telephone number to come find you as he had really got you quite mad indeed. Trolled you out your alliance didn't he. -------------------------------------------------- I'm posting in your thread and I didn't even read the OP v0v
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.15 14:40:00 - [94] Edited by: Beachura on 15/09/2010 14:42:29 Originally by: Razzor Death I'm really mad, Infact my corp mate failed so hard lolol im gunna back him up nao or people are gunan find out how much we fail, also, im stupid enough to think people actually post their rl address and number XD Yup, I gave him an address and number, i think you'll find it doesn't belong to anyone though... umad?
Razzor Death Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.09.15 14:41:00 - [95] You really are stuck on last years meme's. Maybe Lana can give you some pointers before she scams you. -------------------------------------------------- I'm posting in your thread and I didn't even read the OP v0v
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.15 14:43:00 - [96] Edited by: Beachura on 15/09/2010 14:43:17 usrslymad
Razzor Death Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.09.15 14:52:00 - [97] You had to edit that ? -------------------------------------------------- I'm posting in your thread and I didn't even read the OP v0v
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.15 14:56:00 - [98] Originally by: Razzor Death You had to edit that ? What would you expect? Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:02:00 - [99] Edited by: Beachura on 15/09/2010 15:04:32 Originally by: Razzor Death and his alt Some bull rubbish about how im mad with my alt Damn, ubothmad
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:03:00 - [100] Edited by: Lady Spank on 15/09/2010 15:04:00 Beachura more like Bepathetic. Edit: because... ~_~

captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:05:00 - [101] I've heard some pretty stupid things from you before but suggesting that Razzor Death and I are alts.... Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Runchar	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:06:00 - [102] Edited by: Runchar on 15/09/2010 15:08:19 Yup fov, but your a stupid idiot with no life prospects tbh :/ ps. umad?
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:08:00 - [103] Originally by: Runchar Edited by: Runchar on 15/09/2010 15:07:19 Apart from lana, your all pathetic and pretty mad tbh edit: i am a beachura alt, umadagain? This speaks for itself. Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:11:00 - [104] Originally by: captain foivos Originally by: Runchar Edited by: Runchar on 15/09/2010 15:07:19 Apart from lana, your all pathetic and pretty mad tbh edit: i am a beachura alt, umadagain? This speaks for itself. It does actually, your the only idiot bar razzor taking this seriously lol
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:15:00 - [105] Just u guise w8 till im in the skool then u b shipping your pants. ~_~
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:16:00 - [106] We used to have an insane Canadian who was high on a pharmaceutical variant of morphine 24/7 because of intense leg pain from a childhood accident in my corporation. He used to say things like you do. Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:17:00 - [107] Just u guise w8 till im in the skool then u b shipping your pants. ~_~
Beachura Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:17:00 - [108] Edited by: Beachura on 15/09/2010 15:20:48 Originally by: captain foivos some bullrubbish . Yup, and half-wits like you are the exact reason america is the most hated nation in the world, your pathetic spin off of a character, just because you know if you post with your main, you will sink like a ship and being honest here, your pretty mad lol
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:24:00 - [109] I believe the proper way to do it is thus: lolumadbro? Please conform to known and accepted memes. Thank you, Sol
HMSBlueprint Two Maidens One Chalice	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:27:00 - [110] Edited by: HMSBlueprint on 15/09/2010 15:27:34 Originally by: Sol Weinstein Stuff Yo sol, whens the war dec on MMS go live? and the guys in the skool want to do some fight thing outside hek, convo me in game

captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.15 15:54:00 - [111] Originally by: Beachura Yup, and half-wits like you are the exact reason america is the most hated nation in the world lolwut Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property.
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.15 19:03:00 - [112] Originally by: HMSBlueprint Yo sol, whens the war dec on MMS go live? and the guys in the skool want to do some fight thing outside hek, convo me in game War is now active on MRMSkool and TG1C. Please take tutorial on undocking. Sol
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.16 02:27:00 - [113] So what's the status of things looking like now? Any pew-pew? Any damage done towards Beachura yet?
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.16 05:19:00 - [114] Not much action. Beachura did come online and undocked in a Drake. But I can only fly frigates at the moment. No way I could take a drake. No one that I know of in either corp is currently online. Sol
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.16 05:28:00 - [115] Originally by: Sol Weinstein Not much action. Beachura did come online and undocked in a Drake. But I can only fly frigates at the moment. No way I could take a drake. No one that I know of in either corp is currently online. Sol I WILL FIND MY RIFTER OF DOOM AND UNDOCK TONIGHT. ITS A WAR!
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.16 05:49:00 - [116] Frigate battles would be fun. Training up cruisers, but I don't have many cruiser level skills. Sol
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.16 19:17:00 - [117] Any exciting action happen yet? After reading Xenuria's comments about the wardec and combat in general I'm waiting expectantly for some lulzWTFBBQpwnage. Originally by: CCP Navigator This thread is so bad that even locking it does not do it justice.
Sol Weinstein	Posted - 2010.09.16 19:21:00 - [118] Me and Spruillo had some action outside Boundless in Hek. Frig vs. Frig. I killed him first time, but he killed me 3 times after that. His incursus fitting is pretty neat. Sol
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.17 00:54:00 - [119] Originally by: Sol Weinstein Me and Spruillo had some action outside Boundless in Hek. Frig vs. Frig. I killed him first time, but he killed me 3 times after that. His incursus fitting is pretty neat. Sol Still got a long way to go to make up for the loss of the dictor.. -.- ITS A WAR!
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.17 17:13:00 - [120] I'm confused now: who died in what? Originally by: CCP Navigator This thread is so bad that even locking it does not do it justice.

Alara IonStorm Agent-Orange	Posted - 2010.09.17 17:25:00 - [121] Originally by: captain foivos I'm confused now: who died in what? My soul died in Birth! Also I have a super secret Rifter alt in Lana's Corp to help fight! 400000 skill points of 200mm Auto's! You will never guess who cause she is totally not named after space weather patterns! -- Alara's Law! As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1
Caila Solarstorm Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.17 17:34:00 - [122] I fly Rifter and tackle people, also I am learning to Snipe! -- I fly Rifters and tackle people!
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.18 03:52:00 - [123] PEW PEW PEW Originally by: CCP Navigator This thread is so bad that even locking it does not do it justice.
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.20 06:07:00 - [124] Hmmm, where'd Beachura go? The whole Skool conflict seems to have died down. I was hoping for the sake of non-boredom that it would continue. CCP's opinion of theft in EVE: Originally by: CCP Shadow Did you get their waffles too?
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.20 06:21:00 - [125] Originally by: captain foivos Hmmm, where'd Beachura go? The whole Skool conflict seems to have died down. I was hoping for the sake of non-boredom that it would continue. Still in corp.. Mail reads "When Will I be able to post again ? 86 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 16 seconds" so im guessing something happened on the weekend? ITS A WAR!
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.20 06:39:00 - [126] I feel like we should both edit these posts into oblivion and pretend like I didn't ask that question now that I know the answer. CCP's opinion of theft in EVE: Originally by: CCP Shadow Did you get their waffles too?
Cpt Smasher	Posted - 2010.09.27 21:38:00 - [127] captain foivos is a money scammer. Here is proof! 5 whole pages worth.
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.27 22:05:00 - [128] Silly you, that's captain fovios. Sure, we may have very similar names, and very similar pictures, but we are in fact very, very, very different people. Still, kudoes for bringing that up. It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when I see that. -- CCP recently changed SiSi to allow PLEXes to buy neural remaps. Simultaneously, they also released their plans on how to best lose as many subscribers as possible.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.28 01:52:00 - [129] Lets say I have some Beachura tears but they arent related to being podded.. Can I get the 25M?? ITS A WAR!
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.28 02:35:00 - [130] Ehhhhh I'm gonna sit on that one for a day; don't post the tears yet. Gotta think of how I'd handle that, I don't feel like giving Chribba any more delicious (and hefty) fees. -- CCP recently changed SiSi to allow PLEXes to buy neural remaps. Simultaneously, they also released their plans on how to best lose as many subscribers as possible.

Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.28 02:37:00 - [131] Originally by: captain foivos Ehhhhh I'm gonna sit on that one for a day; don't post the tears yet. Gotta think of how I'd handle that, I don't feel like giving Chribba any more delicious (and hefty) fees. I dont have any.. I was just sayin if I managed to get some... ITS A WAR!
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.28 04:51:00 - [132] Then I think I'd be able to work out a reward (separate from the contest, but you have my word of e-honoUr) for your troubles. -- CCP recently changed SiSi to allow PLEXes to buy neural remaps. Simultaneously, they also released their plans on how to best lose as many subscribers as possible.
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.10.28 03:40:00 - [133] Seems a darn shame, but I'm gonna have to close this contest down before the thread gets locked from inactivity. In the meantime, herp a derp Beachura durf.


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