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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.03 03:51:00 -
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Oh God I Hope I Don't Win
First Prize : One Unit of Mercoxit! The grand prize for this lottery is the rarest of all ores, mercoxit
Second Prize : 4x True Sansha Medium EMP Smartbombs Perfect for your Disco PVE Cruiser Setup!
Third Prize : Pithi C-Type Small Shield Transporter / Corelum C-Type Medium Remote Armour Repair System Perfect for roaming logistic gangs - you'll be the savior of your entire corp!
Forth Prize :1000x Shadow Iridium M Now you can run with faction ammo anywhere!
Fifth Prize : Shadow Serpentis Magnetic Plating / Dark Blood Magnetic Plating
Faction Tank Best Tank
Sixth Prize : Rook
Its a caldari ship, so you know its not very good.
Seventh Prize : Ishtar
Ugh, sitting in my hanger for who knows how long, just want to get rid of it really
Eighth Prize : Thon's Modified Large Shield Booster
Can't find any of these on the market so almost certainly worthless.
Ninth Prize : Trimarked Navy Megathron
Any real man would be in the army, or at least the air force. So this ship probably has extra group showers compared to the normal mega
Tenth Prize : Vindicator
You're just going to die in a fire with this anyway, so I guess theres no real point to having it, but here it is
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Ticket Price: 10,000,000 ISK to be sent to Molesty Smurf
Send 10Mill to Molesty Smurf for 1 ticket with reason OHGOD1 There are 200 tickets in total Once all the tickets are sold, the draw will begin and then the winners will be contracted in a high security system
You can track your tickets though this link below Ticket Tracker
Good Luck everybody
There is a spot prize for the best/cheesiest line said in an action movie if the lead character were a smurf. To have your post count towards the spot prize, please post your answer in this thread with the character you bought ticket(s) with.
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Somerset Mahm
Somer's Omnibus Exploration and Reclamation Cognitive Development
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Posted - 2010.10.03 03:58:00 -
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Abh aidev
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Posted - 2010.10.03 04:12:00 -
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Am i first? YAY \o/
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CSM Barret
Our Holy Mother of Sickness and Sin Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2010.10.03 05:18:00 -
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a buy and a bump
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.03 15:55:00 -
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Morning bump, remember to post your entry for the bonus prize
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BenZkie
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Posted - 2010.10.03 17:08:00 -
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ticket, bump
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Flipout
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.10.04 10:06:00 -
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bump for you :)
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.04 12:25:00 -
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Morning bump
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Duncan Hines
Reikoku IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.04 13:51:00 -
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5 tickets for ya.
"I see your smurf is as big as mine!!!"
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Viktor Klimenko
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Posted - 2010.10.04 16:14:00 -
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5 tickets bought!
"Smurfs up Pal!"
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KaarBaak
Minmatar Hell's Librarians Darkmatter Initiative
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Posted - 2010.10.04 19:58:00 -
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1 bought (hey, I'm poorish)
"What's your name?" "SMURF YOU, that's my name. You know why mister? Cuz you drove an ibis to get here tonight. I drove a 20 billion isk Aeon. THAT's my name."
KB
=vinur allra manna
I think that core audiences in the West are big fans of simply paying that monthly subscription and getting everything, and so I think we're going to stick with that. --S |
Lt Kuran
No Trademark Phoenix Virtue
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Posted - 2010.10.05 04:10:00 -
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bought 1!
What'd you do last night? I think I f**ked a smurf to death, and don't remember.
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Pazreal
Gallente Phoenix Mandate Phoenix Virtue
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Posted - 2010.10.05 04:37:00 -
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Bought!
Stay smurfy, stay smurfed. It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a smurf. Sometimes that means smurfing. Sometimes that means smurfing a whole lot of smurfs!
~Paz
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hmmv50cal
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.10.05 05:50:00 -
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Will buy my ticket in the morning!
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.05 14:12:00 -
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Edited by: Molesty Smurf on 05/10/2010 14:12:42 Morning bump
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Uhuh, I DO believe Papa Smurf, MY husband, YOUR boss, told you to take ME out and do whatever I wanted. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win, I want that trophy. So dance good. -- Mrs. Mia Smurf
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DCBK
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Posted - 2010.10.05 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: DCBK on 05/10/2010 17:00:52 3 tickets bought:
"IĈm your worst fuking nightmare, smurf! A niqqer with a badge!"
-eddie smurphy in 48 smurfin hours
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Dan Pyre
Amarr COLD-Wing
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Posted - 2010.10.05 22:43:00 -
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Jokey Smurf: So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with Gargamel... Look at me! One day, he carves her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a paintbrush in a bright blue paint can and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
'Jokey Smurf' in The Dark Smurf
Bought 4 Tickets!
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Yeliano
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:35:00 -
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1 Ticket please.
ôThis watch was on your Papi Smurf's wrist when he was shot down over Hannoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the Smurfs ever saw the watch, theyĈd confiscate it, take it away. The way your Papi Smurf looked at it, this watch was your birthright. HeĈd be damned if any slopeĈs gonnaĈ put his greasy yellow hands on his baby Smurf's birthright. So he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his Smurf. Five long years he wore this watch, up his Smurf.ö
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Falcun
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.06 09:47:00 -
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bump? :(
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.06 14:02:00 -
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Mama always said life was like a box of chocolate smurfs. I think mama needed medication.
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Drevin Marks
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Posted - 2010.10.06 21:13:00 -
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Ticket pls ;) smurf
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Dan Pyre
Amarr COLD-Wing
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Posted - 2010.10.07 12:28:00 -
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Morning bump!
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.07 16:45:00 -
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Who is Papa Smurf? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Papa Smurf. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
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Pink's Deals
Gallente The NightClub
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Posted - 2010.10.08 01:02:00 -
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1 ticket bought
movie line;
smurf, wheres my car
~*~ Pink's Deal ~*~ Gin & Tonic ~*~
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Veras Divinia
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Posted - 2010.10.08 02:03:00 -
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Ticket bought
"Nobody puts Smurfy in a corner"
I cannot believe I entered a contest just to write that line.....
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.08 15:53:00 -
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You wanna know how to get Gargamel? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Smurf* way! And that's how you get Gargamel. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
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Eumenis
Reikoku IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.08 19:30:00 -
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dont need any of these so you better win all
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Silken Horror
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.10.09 01:39:00 -
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Meet the winner!
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.09 11:16:00 -
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Morning bump
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.10.10 06:47:00 -
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Moring bump - a little too busy with RL issues to advertise this properly, so if you want to spread the word around to your corpies and buddies we might be able to finish this ;)
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