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Hurtful Words
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2010.10.19 17:13:00 -
[91]
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
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SanZo Fengi
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.19 20:38:00 -
[92]
 Originally by: Hurtful Words
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Funny, i spoke to him this morning...
Paging Dead Zed!
Originally by: Kage Toshimado
Monkeys can make "chains" but not ladders. I think eventually, flinging monkey ***** will play a role in this experiment. That, or they'll all starve to monkey death.
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Ormarr Kai
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.19 21:18:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Hurtful Words
Zed's dead.
Can I have all his stuff?
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Underpants gnomes, although scary and humorous, are not EVE Related. Locking thread.
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t1mmeh
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.20 00:08:00 -
[94]
Edited by: t1mmeh on 20/10/2010 00:12:01
n0 U, I h4z h1z s7uffz
edit for clarity 
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MeestaPenni
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.20 01:08:00 -
[95]
That's why we need voice....
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.20 07:10:00 -
[96]
You all can play with fancy schmancy voice...
I'm on a 5 year old laptop without so much as a old tin can for audio hardware :)
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Paknac Queltel
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.20 07:41:00 -
[97]
+1 voice need. Everyone needs voice. Those that don't, simply don't know it yet.
I might have an unused Vent server somewhere. I'll check tonight.
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
You all can play with fancy schmancy voice...
I'm on a 5 year old laptop without so much as a old tin can for audio hardware :)
It's okay mate, there's USB audio hardware now. Your laptop can hold out a little while longer.
(How do you get a laptop to last 5 years? Mine die before their fourth year.  )
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Paknac Queltel
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Ormarr Kai
Minmatar
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.20 11:05:00 -
[98]
Playing with outdated equipment? Sounds like an investigation is needed...
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Underpants gnomes, although scary and humorous, are not EVE Related. Locking thread.
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Whelan Jr
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Posted - 2010.10.20 16:26:00 -
[99]
Edited by: Whelan Jr on 20/10/2010 16:28:06
Ixnay on the ubstandardsay quipmenteay used by the EOCay.
amnday, this is the rongway haractercay.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.20 17:19:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Paknac Queltel
(How do you get a laptop to last 5 years? Mine die before their fourth year. )
You buy a thinkpad. Solid like a rock.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Admiral Zhao
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Posted - 2010.11.02 22:21:00 -
[101]
Hey so hows the war going i cant hear the lil girly crys of Joe. Please Zed can you bring us up to date and is he still trying to make everyone hate him?
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.03 02:23:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Admiral Zhao
Hey so hows the war going i cant hear the lil girly crys of Joe. Please Zed can you bring us up to date and is he still trying to make everyone hate him?
Well, you can check the blog. Or you can look for a thread by joe himself.
I'd link but I'n posting from my blackberry. Laptop is unwell.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.11.03 02:32:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Paknac Queltel
(How do you get a laptop to last 5 years? Mine die before their fourth year. )
You buy a thinkpad. Solid like a rock.
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
posting from my blackberry. Laptop is unwell.
Had to, sorry 
~_~
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2010.11.03 16:24:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Admiral Zhao
Hey so hows the war going i cant hear the lil girly crys of Joe. Please Zed can you bring us up to date and is he still trying to make everyone hate him?
Well, you can check the blog. Or you can look for a thread by joe himself.
I'd link but I'n posting from my blackberry. Laptop is unwell.
d00d, you should have gotten a Dell...
Originally by: captain foivos
Who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
Wait a minute...
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kiki mo
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.11.03 17:50:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Admiral Zhao
Hey so hows the war going i cant hear the lil girly crys of Joe. Please Zed can you bring us up to date and is he still trying to make everyone hate him?
Well, you can check the blog. Or you can look for a thread by joe himself.
I'd link but I'n posting from my blackberry. Laptop is unwell.
d00d, you should have gotten a Dell...
I think that Dell dude actually was arrested for drugs
d00d, you're getting a cell!
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2010.11.03 18:11:00 -
[106]
Yeah, he got busted for weed.
Originally by: captain foivos
Who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
Wait a minute...
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t1mmeh
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.03 23:07:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Admiral Zhao
Hey so hows the war going i cant hear the lil girly crys of Joe. Please Zed can you bring us up to date and is he still trying to make everyone hate him?
Well, you can check the blog. Or you can look for a thread by joe himself.
I'd link but I'n posting from my blackberry. Laptop is unwell.
d00d, you should've got some weed.
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Fifinella
Caldari
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2010.11.04 10:01:00 -
[108]
Btw, since Joe has several times now claimed that Zedrik has sent him real-world hatemail, I draw your attention to the following snippets from Terms of Service:
Quote:
As an Eve Online subscriber, you must observe and abide by the rules of conduct and policies outlined below, as well as the End User License Agreement. Failure to comply with these regulations can result in the immediate termination of your account and you will forfeit all unused access time to the game. No refunds will be given.
..fast forward a little...
Quote:
5. You will report out-of-game issues regarding harassment, such as threatening phone calls or correspondence, to your local law enforcement officials or Internet provider. CCP will not reveal personal information about its subscribers to unauthorized individuals. We are not responsible for actions taken by our subscribers that occur outside the jurisdiction of our game servers or web site.
So Joe is actually violating the ToS by not reporting this supposed threatening snailmail to the police.
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2010.11.04 10:44:00 -
[109]
Edited by: Marko Riva on 04/11/2010 10:46:33
I got a mail from someone in Zed's corp few days ago:
Quote:
It has come to my attention that your corporation has been participating in sub standard practices, such as not defending corporate property, leaving a public channel unattended, and not responding to official query.
How do you explain these acts, which I may remind you, blatantly disregard published standards and practices.
IEEE
I found the style a bit lacking but nevermind, I figured I'd reply back full RP style, just for the fun of it.
Quote:
Sir,
I am not aware of any such sub standard practices specifically named by you. We have no corporate assets or properties and they therefore need no defending. There has been no official query yet for me not to have responded to and leaving a "public channel" unattended could use some explanation, as I have no idea what this is about.
Ofcourse, the IEEE can investigate matters as it sees fit but I would expect this to happen based on facts and a healthy communication with the possible subject of investigation. Would you be able to produce proof of such substandard actions, proof which I would not have any logical reasoning for, we would be more than willing to undergo a thourough investigation.
Yours,
Marko
Haven't heard back yet :(
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ADMI is recruiting.
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t1mmeh
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.04 13:14:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Marko Riva
Edited by: Marko Riva on 04/11/2010 10:46:33
I got a mail from someone in Zed's corp few days ago:
Quote:
It has come to my attention that your corporation has been participating in sub standard practices, such as not defending corporate property, leaving a public channel unattended, and not responding to official query.
How do you explain these acts, which I may remind you, blatantly disregard published standards and practices.
IEEE
I found the style a bit lacking but nevermind, I figured I'd reply back full RP style, just for the fun of it.
Quote:
Sir,
I am not aware of any such sub standard practices specifically named by you. We have no corporate assets or properties and they therefore need no defending. There has been no official query yet for me not to have responded to and leaving a "public channel" unattended could use some explanation, as I have no idea what this is about.
Ofcourse, the IEEE can investigate matters as it sees fit but I would expect this to happen based on facts and a healthy communication with the possible subject of investigation. Would you be able to produce proof of such substandard actions, proof which I would not have any logical reasoning for, we would be more than willing to undergo a thourough investigation.
Yours,
Marko
Haven't heard back yet :(
This will dealt with as soon as the office expresso machine gets fixed.
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MeestaPenni
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.04 13:53:00 -
[111]
Originally by: t1mmeh
This will dealt with as soon as the office expresso machine gets fixed.
Hang on.....still trying to find that skillbook. |
Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2010.11.04 15:06:00 -
[112]
\o/
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ADMI is recruiting.
My EVE tutorials |
Damien McCandless
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.05 08:19:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Marko Riva
Edited by: Marko Riva on 04/11/2010 10:46:33
I got a mail from someone in Zed's corp few days ago:
Quote:
It has come to my attention that your corporation has been participating in sub standard practices, such as not defending corporate property, leaving a public channel unattended, and not responding to official query.
How do you explain these acts, which I may remind you, blatantly disregard published standards and practices....
etc etc blah blah
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Who?
When?
How?
How many?
How much of it was eaten?
We need to know these things to begin a counter-investigation!
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.11.05 08:43:00 -
[114]
Originally by: t1mmeh
This will dealt with as soon as the office expresso machine gets fixed.
I sent some guys around to fix it as an apology for some of the things that happened in the office when i was borrowing it.. I also replaced the mug we broke with a pink 'Its kool to be in skool" mug as thats all I had.. Also your pot plants were dead when I got there, so thats not my fault and the security tapes have been disposed of.
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Xaviar Onassis
Gulfonodi Bay Fishing Club
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Posted - 2010.11.05 11:03:00 -
[115]
Originally by: t1mmeh
This will dealt with as soon as the office expresso machine gets fixed.
Originally by: "Spelling and Grammar Standard 254.168.985"
1. The process of forcing high-pressure hot water through ground beans to produce a beverage is spelled "espresso", not "expresso".
2. The domestic facility device (DFD) responsible for the production of caffeinated or decaffeinated beverages through the "espresso" method shall be referred to at all times as the "Hot Caffeinated/Decaffeinated Beverage Dispenser".
Originally by: "Domestic Facilities Standard 483.894.136"
1. Works outlined in Schedule 27 ("Weekly Maintenance") must be carried out with a minimum frequency of one (1) time every seven (7) days to prevent functional outages of the Hot Caffeinated/Decaffeineated Beverage Dispenser.
Just saying...
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Green-Core
The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.11.05 11:32:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Xaviar Onassis
Originally by: t1mmeh
This will dealt with as soon as the office expresso machine gets fixed.
Originally by: "Spelling and Grammar Standard 254.168.985"
1. The process of forcing high-pressure hot water through ground beans to produce a beverage is spelled "espresso", not "expresso".
2. The domestic facility device (DFD) responsible for the production of caffeinated or decaffeinated beverages through the "espresso" method shall be referred to at all times as the "Hot Caffeinated/Decaffeinated Beverage Dispenser".
Originally by: "Domestic Facilities Standard 483.894.136"
1. Works outlined in Schedule 27 ("Weekly Maintenance") must be carried out with a minimum frequency of one (1) time every seven (7) days to prevent functional outages of the Hot Caffeinated/Decaffeineated Beverage Dispenser.
Just saying...
Dude did you raid the local Starbucks?
--Vel
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t1mmeh
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.05 13:25:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: t1mmeh
This will dealt with as soon as the office expresso machine gets fixed.
I sent some guys around to fix it as an apology for some of the things that happened in the office when i was borrowing it.. I also replaced the mug we broke with a pink 'Its kool to be in skool" mug as thats all I had.. Also your pot plants were dead when I got there, so thats not my fault and the security tapes have been disposed of.
Next time, please inform us the method you used to dispose of the security tapes BEFORE someone needs to use the restrooms. Apparently the plumber can't attend until tomorrow
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t1mmeh
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.05 13:34:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Xaviar Onassis
Originally by: t1mmeh
This will dealt with as soon as the office expresso machine gets fixed.
Originally by: "Spelling and Grammar Standard 254.168.985"
1. The process of forcing high-pressure hot water through ground beans to produce a beverage is spelled "espresso", not "expresso".
Just saying...
Thank you for pointing this out; further to 'engineers' attending our office, I am pleased to report that the machine is now dispensing 'espressos' rather that 'expressos'.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.05 14:31:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Xaviar Onassis
"Spelling and Grammar Standard 254.168.985"
"Domestic Facilities Standard 483.894.136"
I'm sorry, you've mis-labelled those standards
The spelling and grammar standards are '422.677.355' and the two standards you quoted are #3287 and #3288
The Domestic Facilities Standards you refer to are '253.264.663' and the standard you quoted is #33
But you show promise...why not Join us. As soon as I'm able to get back to the office we can discuss your application.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Admiral Zhao
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Posted - 2010.11.05 15:01:00 -
[120]
Edited by: Admiral Zhao on 05/11/2010 15:04:47
yea ive read the blogs and Joes colorful outlook on your war with him, by the way did you ever get your 100 mil and the im sorry for being an idiot letter?
From Andrew that is.
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