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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.12 03:42:00 -
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Edited by: Intense Thinker on 12/10/2010 03:45:42
Originally by: Spruillo Edited by: Spruillo on 12/10/2010 03:32:55 This thread is garbage, all of it, and yur a buncha noobs
Your doing it wrong btw.
edit- and why the hell would anyone reading op go look at a 'blog' with presumably more of the same tripe. I literally got diarrhea just reading op. I mean literally. This has got to be the most terrible crap I have ever seen on eve-online forums and you should be perma banned, whipped, flogged, tarred and feathered IRL.
The whipped part is already underway she'll have you using men's toiletry products (besides soap and toilet paper) if your not already you limp-wristed weenie
In my defense, the women's hygiene products are like 100x better than men's (my hands are smooth and soft and I used to be a grunt in the USMC where I had pink flip-flops and razors and used woman's shaving cream because some asshats were always stealing my crap so I took steps )... plus I use horse shampoo and it makes my hair soft and shiny 
*Edit: I'm a BDSM performer so I get whipped and flogged on a weekly basis. Would do it more but I'm a hard submissive so I'm bleeding through my shirt after every play session and need a week to heal.  Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist |

Spruillo
Gallente Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2010.10.12 03:52:00 -
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Edited by: Spruillo on 12/10/2010 03:53:53
Originally by: Spruillo Edited by: Spruillo on 12/10/2010 03:49:27
This thread is garbage, all of it, and yur a buncha noobs
Your doing it wrong btw.
edit- and why the hell would anyone reading op go look at a 'blog' with presumably more of the same tripe. I literally got diarrhea just reading op. I mean literally. This has got to be the most terrible crap I have ever seen on eve-online forums and you should be perma banned, whipped, flogged, tarred and feathered IRL. I cant believe I even made it past the word 'facebook' without stroking out and breaking my computer.
The whipped part is already underway she'll have you using men's toiletry products (besides soap and toilet paper) if your not already you limp-wristed weenie
I come home from digging 26 2' postholes in the concrete hard drought stricken ground, with raw meat showing between my fingers, and the women folks had dinner ready by the time I got out the shower and the house was clean. PPL like op and friends fluffy women and even fluffier men are the reason the red chinese wont be stopped until they get here to Middle America and run into real men and women
I wasnt finished yet.
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Zions Child
Caldari Carthage Industries Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.10.12 04:18:00 -
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Originally by: Spruillo
I wasnt finished yet. Don't qoute me until I am finished you have angered me enough already.
ROFL
That was one of the most amusing rants I've read in a long time. The response to it was made better by the response I just quoted.
God these forums are interesting.
Oh, and OP is definitely tripe.
P.S. Men are easier, they mostly want sex, go for them next OP.
Originally by: CCP Shadow *snip* Castration successful. Shadow.
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Zwen Johen
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Posted - 2010.10.13 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: Danton Marcellus Not at all the same, they all went for you after one failed to prove they were more man than he was. It had nothing to do with you being 'taken', it was all male ego and your social status was irrelevant to the group I'm sure.
In short, women go for the sure thing, men play the field.
So let me get this straight: guys would one-up their friend to prove to him that they are more of a man than he is? This is how "playing the field" looks like from male perspective?
Originally by: So Sensational
Originally by: Zwen Johen
Originally by: So Sensational
Originally by: Zwen Johen from there on it was like a cascade 
A sausage cascade 
no, these were pizza and hamburger kind of guys 
big sausage pizza? 
no, there were mushrooms on pizza ... and before you ask there wasn't any sausage in the hamburger either 
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So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.14 03:09:00 -
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Originally by: Zwen Johen
no, there were mushrooms on pizza ... and before you ask there wasn't any sausage in the hamburger either 
Well then... sausage shaped mushrooms?
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2010.10.14 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: Zwen Johen
Originally by: Danton Marcellus Not at all the same, they all went for you after one failed to prove they were more man than he was. It had nothing to do with you being 'taken', it was all male ego and your social status was irrelevant to the group I'm sure.
In short, women go for the sure thing, men play the field.
So let me get this straight: guys would one-up their friend to prove to him that they are more of a man than he is? This is how "playing the field" looks like from male perspective?
Is this Trollfest 2010?
We use the term 'friend' loosely, if this is all news to you you're in for a world of hurt.
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
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Bene Gessie
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Posted - 2010.10.14 17:01:00 -
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Edited by: Bene Gessie on 14/10/2010 17:02:41 There simply isnt enough facepalm in the world to express how I feel about the OP.
The first big red flag that you should have noticed was that rather than her telling you how she feels about you, she lets her friends tell you. She expected you to make all the moves on her during dating and she simply grew too impatient and passive. She was also too immature to be upfront with you about the fact that she is frustrated that you didn't initiate physical intimacy.
She didn't have the courage or virtue to speak to you face to face, so it is no wonder she flaked out in the end since she has a flaky personality.
Lesson to OP: learn to be more observant and avoid immature people.
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Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2010.10.14 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: Bene Gessie
She didn't have the courage or virtue to speak to you face to face, so it is no wonder she flaked out in the end since she has a flaky personality.
Assuming hypothetically what was written is true, I would concur with assessment that points to a flaky personality. Certainly nothing earth shattering to get yourself worked on, learn and move on.
Pretty girls that would turn heads are plenty, but unfortunately many are airheads (i.e shallow minds) - at least the few that I've met (no offence intended to the pretty girls population out there ..hehe) If you're in for the banging, then go for it If you're looking for good genetic materials, then it's not the best choice.
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dr doooo
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Posted - 2010.10.14 23:11:00 -
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Originally by: Shirley Serious
Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: Danton Marcellus
From their point of view in that time perhaps but they're not competing for your ass when you're single so I'll stick with the 'approved' label.
But exes never say good things about you, so I'm not seeing approval in any way 
A single man, women are encouraged (by magazines and such) to think "Why are they still single? What's wrong with them?".
An attached man, women are encouraged to think "Oooo, they must be worth having!". the magazines then do the whole "Are your friends plotting to steal your man?" spiel.
A recently seperated man, women are encouraged to think. "well they must be worth having, for a while anyway, but what's wrong with them?".
Exes saying mean things, is a subtle way of keeping a usable man "available". By sabotaging any potential relationships before they get started, the Ex remains single, but vulnerable to the "I'm sorry for earlier, can we give it another go?" strategy, which the unfortunate man may be all too willing to take up.
It's all pretty silly, because the magazine, fashion and related industries are in the business of selling discontentment and paranoia, with a slight hint of misogyny.
I mean, while it is reasonably true that say, a single man that's 30+ may not be ideal husband material, magazines and such say "No! Keep away! Don't have fun!". So what if it doesn't work out? You can at least have an amusing time for as long as it lasts, surely.
People aren't ideal, but a lot of them can learn to be such, if they're given the chance. But the industry doesn't want that to happen, so they sell mistrust and paranoia.
Heh.
I am so glad that I don't live, and have never lived, in your world.
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Shirley Serious
Amarr The Khanid Sisters of Athra
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Posted - 2010.10.15 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: dr doooo
Originally by: Shirley Serious Heh.
I am so glad that I don't live, and have never lived, in your world.
And what world would that be?
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Corozan Aspinall
Party Time Inc.
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Posted - 2010.10.15 08:05:00 -
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WTF? Can I have my 5 minutes back.
What kind of non story is that?
Also, it might be worth considering that someone who has her friends call you and tell you she likes you, might not, be, very, mature. 
If you want companionship, buy a dog. Seriously.
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Hydranga Honk
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Posted - 2010.10.15 12:27:00 -
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She must have read the post on the wall in the ladies toilet about you having a very small, warty *****
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Aaron Mirrorsaver
1st Cavalry Division
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Posted - 2010.10.15 14:28:00 -
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i think this is your problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8OQEcplY
you coulda got a ***** for less than the sushi cost too. ------
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Zwen Johen
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Posted - 2010.10.20 03:57:00 -
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Edited by: Zwen Johen on 20/10/2010 03:59:09
Originally by: Danton Marcellus
Is this Trollfest 2010?
We use the term 'friend' loosely, if this is all news to you you're in for a world of hurt.
No it was just a question not a troll. So you mean to say that you have no friends irl?
Originally by: So Sensational
Originally by: Zwen Johen
no, there were mushrooms on pizza ... and before you ask there wasn't any sausage in the hamburger either 
Well then... sausage shaped mushrooms?
ok, ok there was one small piece of mushroom that was sausage shaped but it was really made out of mushroom, not sausage
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