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LokiXIII
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Posted - 2010.10.20 02:12:00 -
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Hello everyone.
I wouldnt call myself a business man at all but some times you just cant get what you need on your own.
I need a 15billion isk loan within 2 days which will be paid back within 3-4 months with a set 15% interest rate. Unfortunately I can't offer any sort of collateral for this except my word and my hard work as I am putting all of my own assets in to this venture. I've managed to collect 11billion on my own but time is running out for me and i can find no other way to get this ammount in time.
The isk will be used to purchase a specialized character which will then in turn be used to make isk all day every day to pay investors back. I've had my eye on this character for some time and it's just perfect all around for what i'm looking for.
Please consider my offer and thanks to everyone who invests.
I'll answer all questions in this forum.
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Lecherito
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Posted - 2010.10.20 02:13:00 -
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Experts are saying weak.
-L
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LokiXIII
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Posted - 2010.10.20 02:22:00 -
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i'm willing to negotiate on the terms and conditions of any investments to try and keep everyone happy.
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porth0s
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Posted - 2010.10.20 02:29:00 -
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worst offering ever.
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LokiXIII
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Posted - 2010.10.20 02:31:00 -
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Edited by: LokiXIII on 20/10/2010 02:32:58 maybe make some suggestions on what you feel would be a better offer?
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Budnacho
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Posted - 2010.10.20 02:36:00 -
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Always willing to listen to alternate plans
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Breaker77
Gallente Reclamation Industries
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Posted - 2010.10.20 02:37:00 -
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4 posts ever on the forums
3 in this thread and the 4th is offering to buy a character if you can get the ISK
There is nothing that will improve your offer.
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LokiXIII
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Posted - 2010.10.20 02:43:00 -
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well then i hope that other people will feel differently about this
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Rasz Lin
Caldari Racketeers
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Posted - 2010.10.20 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: LokiXIII well then i hope that other people will feel differently about this
hmmmm no
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Scott McClellan
Forum Posters Anonymous
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Posted - 2010.10.20 03:31:00 -
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...wut
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egola
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Posted - 2010.10.20 05:31:00 -
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so you invested 11 bil into this "venture" and you're asking for 15 bill.....all in the while the character you're planning to buy "so happens" to be 26b.............HMMMMMM I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT!
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Netheranthem
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Posted - 2010.10.20 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: Rasz Lin
Originally by: LokiXIII well then i hope that other people will feel differently about this
hmmmm no
^^^^^^
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Minerva Vulcan
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2010.10.20 07:12:00 -
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Pass.
And since the character you're looking to buy is all combat oriented, you're looking to what... mission all day every day, to repay back 15 billion?
Yeah, that'll happen.
This post is bad and you should feel bad.
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Ambo
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2010.10.20 07:24:00 -
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Edited by: Ambo on 20/10/2010 07:26:24 Are you serious?
I'll do you a favour and assume you're genuine and not simply trying to scam.
- No history except a post in the thread where you want to buy the character
- No information about who your main character is
- 15 bil
- Zero collateral
- 15% interest over '3-4 months' works out at 5% per month at best.
I'd also question the business case here. You're going to have to make 15 bil + 15% = 17.25 bil in 3-4 months in order to pay this back. Now I know that I can do that by trading but that would be a lot of work and this char is clearly not for that, it's for plexing? missioning? In which case, making that much would be soul destroying. To top it all off, you have absolutely no reason to pay it back once you've made the isk (assuming you ever do and don't just burn out first).
Imo there are only two things you can do to even stand a chance of getting anything:
1. Ask for less cash. A lot less, like 1 bil. You'd also have to increase the interest. This obviously won't be enough to buy the char though. 2. Provide collateral. If you could do that, it sounds like you'd just use it to buy the char anyway. --------------------------------------
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.10.20 08:06:00 -
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Originally by: LokiXIII Unfortunately I can't offer any sort of collateral for this except my word
When your forum history is a whooping 5 posts, your word is not worth much to those that read it. If you have some kind of in-game standing, seek to borrow from those your word MIGHT have some weight with. MD is certainly not the place for you to offer "your word" as sole collateral.
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Luxotor
Minmatar Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.10.20 08:25:00 -
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You're asking for a 15b "loan" with no collateral? --- Make lowsec useful! |

Roguehalo
Caldari Resonance Laboratories
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Posted - 2010.10.20 08:30:00 -
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This takes the quality of md offerings to an unimaginable new low 
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egola
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Posted - 2010.10.20 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: Roguehalo This takes the quality of md offerings to an unimaginable new low 
you sir haven't read this
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The AEther
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.10.20 10:58:00 -
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Originally by: LokiXIII well then i hope that other people will feel differently about this
yes, any second now
zero blues 0.0 pvp, pvp classes |

Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2010.10.20 11:05:00 -
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"Wondering if there is some experiment..." -- Well, this wasn't me! lol
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Hydranga Honk
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Posted - 2010.10.20 11:51:00 -
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Originally by: LokiXIII I've managed to collect 11billion on my own but time is running out for me and i can find no other way to get this ammount in time.
Never trust anyone who misspells amount
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Machete Visor
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Posted - 2010.10.20 13:20:00 -
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there have been a string of these terrible posts in the last few days
one wonders if MD has been "discovered" by the "i play Eve for $5 a day" crowd (trying not to be too insulting here) or a gang of 12 year olds...
either way, we've been marked as easy targets. i think much ridicule must ensue...
awesome line, surprised no one has hit on this one leading with a left hook "I wouldnt call myself a businessman at all...."
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flakeys
DRAMA Inc Sev3rance
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Posted - 2010.10.20 14:32:00 -
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Originally by: Machete Visor there have been a string of these terrible posts in the last few days
one wonders if MD has been "discovered" by the "i play Eve for $5 a day" crowd (trying not to be too insulting here) or a gang of 12 year olds...
either way, we've been marked as easy targets. i think much ridicule must ensue...
awesome line, surprised no one has hit on this one leading with a left hook "I wouldnt call myself a businessman at all...."
Nah it's common after a big heist like BB's for example.We had the same after ricdic made the news.After about 25 fail threads with no investments it usually stops till the next heist makes the news.
Also bear in mind at a certain point jita will be too full for all those lovely scammers and they'll seek refugee elsewhere.
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egola
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Posted - 2010.10.20 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: flakeys
Originally by: Machete Visor there have been a string of these terrible posts in the last few days
one wonders if MD has been "discovered" by the "i play Eve for $5 a day" crowd (trying not to be too insulting here) or a gang of 12 year olds...
either way, we've been marked as easy targets. i think much ridicule must ensue...
awesome line, surprised no one has hit on this one leading with a left hook "I wouldnt call myself a businessman at all...."
Nah it's common after a big heist like BB's for example.We had the same after ricdic made the news.After about 25 fail threads with no investments it usually stops till the next heist makes the news.
Also bear in mind at a certain point jita will be too full for all those lovely scammers and they'll seek refugee elsewhere.
its usually rens or amarr =( we never get any sleep whenever that happens
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Diesel47
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Posted - 2010.10.20 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: LokiXIII Hello everyone.
I wouldnt call myself a business man at all but some times you just cant get what you need on your own.
I need a 15billion isk loan within 2 days which will be paid back within 3-4 months with a set 15% interest rate. Unfortunately I can't offer any sort of collateral for this except my word and my hard work as I am putting all of my own assets in to this venture. I've managed to collect 11billion on my own but time is running out for me and i can find no other way to get this ammount in time.
The isk will be used to purchase a specialized character which will then in turn be used to make isk all day every day to pay investors back. I've had my eye on this character for some time and it's just perfect all around for what i'm looking for.
Please consider my offer and thanks to everyone who invests.
I'll answer all questions in this forum.
I will consider your offer, but first answer... How did you make the 11bil to start with?
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LokiXIII
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Posted - 2010.10.20 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Diesel47
Originally by: LokiXIII Hello everyone.
I wouldnt call myself a business man at all but some times you just cant get what you need on your own.
I need a 15billion isk loan within 2 days which will be paid back within 3-4 months with a set 15% interest rate. Unfortunately I can't offer any sort of collateral for this except my word and my hard work as I am putting all of my own assets in to this venture. I've managed to collect 11billion on my own but time is running out for me and i can find no other way to get this ammount in time.
The isk will be used to purchase a specialized character which will then in turn be used to make isk all day every day to pay investors back. I've had my eye on this character for some time and it's just perfect all around for what i'm looking for.
Please consider my offer and thanks to everyone who invests.
I'll answer all questions in this forum.
I will consider your offer, but first answer... How did you make the 11bil to start with?
donations from my corp members who all wish this to go through.
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.10.20 17:27:00 -
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Originally by: LokiXIII donations from my corp members who all wish this to go through.
Then let THEM post in here and let THEM offer some form of collateral as co-signers 
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egola
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Posted - 2010.10.20 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: LokiXIII donations from my corp members who all wish this to go through.
Then let THEM post in here and let THEM offer some form of collateral as co-signers 
seconded
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LokiXIII
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Posted - 2010.10.20 17:54:00 -
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Edited by: LokiXIII on 20/10/2010 17:55:42 as i said before. all assets are going in to this. if i had collateral i wouldnt need a loan. this includes my corp m8s
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.10.20 19:03:00 -
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Then you're out of luck. _
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Minerva Vulcan
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2010.10.20 19:20:00 -
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So... you're looking to borrow an amount more than the entire assets of you and your corporation have accrued in their time playing?
This keeps worse and worse.
Or better, depending on how you look at it.
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Netheranthem
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Posted - 2010.10.20 19:27:00 -
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Please please please, can I has 15 Billions too?
Why did nobody send me ISK?
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Ash Donai
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Posted - 2010.10.20 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: LokiXIII i'm willing to negotiate on the terms and conditions of any investments to try and keep everyone happy.
That's great news actually. Here's the way we can both get what we want.
Some dude on the mission runners forum figured out that he can pull roughly 90 mil per hour reliably. Now that's him and his specialized setups etc, let's just for the sake of this calculation call it 50 mil per hour (which is very realistic even if you don't know what you are doing).
So at 50mil/hr it will take you 300 hours to grind out the 15 bil (let's not even talk interest).
I propose that you give me your 11 bil, I put in my 15 bil and buy the character. Then you go and get a job flipping burgers for $5/hr after tax. Once you worked 150 hours (which is 150 hours less than it would take you to grind 15 bil) you buy 50 PLEX with the RL money you made, sell the PLEX and I will sell the character to you for 16 billion. That leaves me with 1 bil in profit and you with a character and more than 11 bil in cash while having spend only 50% of the time that you currently plan on spending on this.
How about it?
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Minerva Vulcan
Caldari Ctrl Alt Elites
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Posted - 2010.10.21 01:15:00 -
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The above proposed sounds very reasonable to me.
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Diesel47
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Posted - 2010.10.21 02:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ash Donai
Originally by: LokiXIII i'm willing to negotiate on the terms and conditions of any investments to try and keep everyone happy.
That's great news actually. Here's the way we can both get what we want.
Some dude on the mission runners forum figured out that he can pull roughly 90 mil per hour reliably. Now that's him and his specialized setups etc, let's just for the sake of this calculation call it 50 mil per hour (which is very realistic even if you don't know what you are doing).
So at 50mil/hr it will take you 300 hours to grind out the 15 bil (let's not even talk interest).
I propose that you give me your 11 bil, I put in my 15 bil and buy the character. Then you go and get a job flipping burgers for $5/hr after tax. Once you worked 150 hours (which is 150 hours less than it would take you to grind 15 bil) you buy 50 PLEX with the RL money you made, sell the PLEX and I will sell the character to you for 16 billion. That leaves me with 1 bil in profit and you with a character and more than 11 bil in cash while having spend only 50% of the time that you currently plan on spending on this.
How about it?
Sounds good but what is to keep you from keeping the 11 bil for yourself?
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egola
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Posted - 2010.10.21 07:44:00 -
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guessing that this offer is dead now
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Vaerah Vahrokha
Minmatar Vahrokh Consulting
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Posted - 2010.10.21 08:31:00 -
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Originally by: egola guessing that this offer is dead now
Why, was it ever alive? - Auditing & consulting
When looking for investors, please read http://tinyurl.com/n5ys4h + http://tinyurl.com/lrg4oz
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Amanda Mor
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.10.21 13:14:00 -
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Sounds reasonable. ISK sent. ---------------------------------------------- I don't have an alt, but there's a main that would be upset if he heard me say that... |

egola
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Posted - 2010.10.21 14:20:00 -
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Edited by: egola on 21/10/2010 14:22:09
Originally by: Vaerah Vahrokha
Originally by: egola guessing that this offer is dead now
Why, was it ever alive?
well there was a SLIGHT chance it was an actual decent "venture" but now its gone, the character got sold to someone else so even if he was "legit" the offer shouldn't even stand anymore
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Da Trader
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Posted - 2010.10.21 14:33:00 -
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Thanks for the post, it made my day 
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Lecherito
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Posted - 2010.10.21 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Ash Donai
Originally by: LokiXIII i'm willing to negotiate on the terms and conditions of any investments to try and keep everyone happy.
That's great news actually. Here's the way we can both get what we want.
Some dude on the mission runners forum figured out that he can pull roughly 90 mil per hour reliably. Now that's him and his specialized setups etc, let's just for the sake of this calculation call it 50 mil per hour (which is very realistic even if you don't know what you are doing).
So at 50mil/hr it will take you 300 hours to grind out the 15 bil (let's not even talk interest).
I propose that you give me your 11 bil, I put in my 15 bil and buy the character. Then you go and get a job flipping burgers for $5/hr after tax. Once you worked 150 hours (which is 150 hours less than it would take you to grind 15 bil) you buy 50 PLEX with the RL money you made, sell the PLEX and I will sell the character to you for 16 billion. That leaves me with 1 bil in profit and you with a character and more than 11 bil in cash while having spend only 50% of the time that you currently plan on spending on this.
How about it?
But who is going to pay for the 20$ transfer fee? Failplan!
-L
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Ash Donai
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Posted - 2010.10.21 16:33:00 -
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Originally by: Lecherito
Originally by: Ash Donai
Originally by: LokiXIII i'm willing to negotiate on the terms and conditions of any investments to try and keep everyone happy.
That's great news actually. Here's the way we can both get what we want.
Some dude on the mission runners forum figured out that he can pull roughly 90 mil per hour reliably. Now that's him and his specialized setups etc, let's just for the sake of this calculation call it 50 mil per hour (which is very realistic even if you don't know what you are doing).
So at 50mil/hr it will take you 300 hours to grind out the 15 bil (let's not even talk interest).
I propose that you give me your 11 bil, I put in my 15 bil and buy the character. Then you go and get a job flipping burgers for $5/hr after tax. Once you worked 150 hours (which is 150 hours less than it would take you to grind 15 bil) you buy 50 PLEX with the RL money you made, sell the PLEX and I will sell the character to you for 16 billion. That leaves me with 1 bil in profit and you with a character and more than 11 bil in cash while having spend only 50% of the time that you currently plan on spending on this.
How about it?
But who is going to pay for the 20$ transfer fee? Failplan!
-L
Oh snap! Add ...., 500mil for the transfer fee since the seller always has to pay that.
Which incidentally makes me wonder whether there's actual cash to be made with this type of deal. I certainly got enough backing to buy a bunch of characters and hold them for folks if they put a sizable deposit down. Sort of like a character lay-away. Meh ..., seems like a lot of work but if you run with the idea I'll take 1 bil in consulting fees for the idea. |
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