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Ahd Dib
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Posted - 2010.11.12 01:34:00 -
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Ching Mortao was welcomed into the brotherhood known as Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society. Unfortunately, his unprofessional demeanor and poor treatment of others in the corp led to much discord. This was at a tolerable level and the directors of the corp and I were trying to assist young Ching into becoming an excellent capsuleer and a fellow perserver of good. He, unfortunately, unwittingly betrayed himself as he attempted to betray us. Myself and another BBB capsuleer found ourselves being ratted out in local before our arrival to nullsec by an alt of ching's by the name of Galentean Scout. He was not immediately punished, as I never deal judgement quickly. After gathering enough evidence, we quickly formed a plan whereby we would exact justice upon ching. He was encouraged to salvage our mission wrecks for fast profit. After an appropriate time I invited him to come and get some. He came. I immediately scrammed him, and offered an appropriate ransom. 5 mill for a cormorant salvage ship. To my dismay he declined and denied the accusations. I executed his vessel with ease, then warp scrambled his pod. Knowing he had valuable implants, I offered him a very generous (as is my nature) ransom of 100 mill. He disclosed that he did not have that much, I again offered 50 million isk to go free. After a bit of semi frantic rambling he gave away his guilt by stating, "I thought you guys were going there to test your jump clones." Unfortunately that has zero sound logic due to the fact that we had taken some fairly expensive ships and that he had saw them, therefore seeing his unsightly and honor-less. squirming, I ended his life.
Thus Ching Mortao departed from the service of the Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society, and from this world.
The video can be found at: ( to be edited at a later date) |
Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.11.12 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ahd Dib Ching Mortao was welcomed into the brotherhood known as Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society. Unfortunately, his unprofessional demeanor and poor treatment of others in the corp led to much discord. This was at a tolerable level and the directors of the corp and I were trying to assist young Ching into becoming an excellent capsuleer and a fellow perserver of good. He, unfortunately, unwittingly betrayed himself as he attempted to betray us. Myself and another BBB capsuleer found ourselves being ratted out in local before our arrival to nullsec by an alt of ching's by the name of Galentean Scout. He was not immediately punished, as I never deal judgement quickly. After gathering enough evidence, we quickly formed a plan whereby we would exact justice upon ching. He was encouraged to salvage our mission wrecks for fast profit. After an appropriate time I invited him to come and get some. He came. I immediately scrammed him, and offered an appropriate ransom. 5 mill for a cormorant salvage ship. To my dismay he declined and denied the accusations. I executed his vessel with ease, then warp scrambled his pod. Knowing he had valuable implants, I offered him a very generous (as is my nature) ransom of 100 mill. He disclosed that he did not have that much, I again offered 50 million isk to go free. After a bit of semi frantic rambling he gave away his guilt by stating, "I thought you guys were going there to test your jump clones." Unfortunately that has zero sound logic due to the fact that we had taken some fairly expensive ships and that he had saw them, therefore seeing his unsightly and honor-less. squirming, I ended his life.
Thus Ching Mortao departed from the service of the Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society, and from this world.
The video can be found at: ( to be edited at a later date)
Holy Wall-O-Text Batman...
Originally by: Ahd Dib Ching Mortao was welcomed into the brotherhood known as Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society. Unfortunately, his unprofessional demeanor and poor treatment of others in the corp led to much discord.
This was at a tolerable level and the directors of the corp and I were trying to assist young Ching into becoming an excellent capsuleer and a fellow perserver of good. He, unfortunately, unwittingly betrayed himself as he attempted to betray us.
Myself and another BBB capsuleer found ourselves being ratted out in local before our arrival to nullsec by an alt of ching's by the name of Galentean Scout. He was not immediately punished, as I never deal judgement quickly. After gathering enough evidence, we quickly formed a plan whereby we would exact justice upon ching. He was encouraged to salvage our mission wrecks for fast profit.
After an appropriate time I invited him to come and get some. He came. I immediately scrammed him, and offered an appropriate ransom. 5 mill for a cormorant salvage ship. To my dismay he declined and denied the accusations. I executed his vessel with ease, then warp scrambled his pod. Knowing he had valuable implants,
I offered him a very generous (as is my nature) ransom of 100 mill. He disclosed that he did not have that much, I again offered 50 million isk to go free. After a bit of semi frantic rambling he gave away his guilt by stating, "I thought you guys were going there to test your jump clones." Unfortunately that has zero sound logic due to the fact that we had taken some fairly expensive ships and that he had saw them, therefore seeing his unsightly and honor-less. squirming, I ended his life.
Thus Ching Mortao departed from the service of the Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society, and from this world.
The video can be found at: ( to be edited at a later date)
I Re Fitted the OP with some Paragraph Extenders. Never fly with the 1600 word paragragh fit, it is to slow to tackle peoples interests.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.11.12 03:03:00 -
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Originally by: Alara IonStorm I Re Fitted the OP with some Paragraph Extenders. Never fly with the 1600 word paragragh fit, it is to slow to tackle peoples interests.
Awesome. I actually read it after you fixed the fit.
Having done that, let me be the first to say: cool story, bro.
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Feligast
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Posted - 2010.11.12 03:38:00 -
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Indeed, riveting word sequence, compatriot.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.11.12 04:07:00 -
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Who would apply to a corp named Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society?
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Jack Norris
Caldari Flux Technologies Inc SRS.
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Posted - 2010.11.12 04:56:00 -
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OP is guilty of high treason not using paragraphs
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Triple Entendre
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Posted - 2010.11.12 05:25:00 -
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Mesmerising narrative, fellow!
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.12 05:46:00 -
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Cool story bro!
Originally by: Xen Gin
Originally by: FOl2TY8
I know that some people like to have voluntary periods of abstinence.
Yeah, I use that excuse too.
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The Crushah
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.12 05:51:00 -
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If youre gonna commit treason, you may as well do it while high.
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Ahd Dib
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Posted - 2010.11.12 06:38:00 -
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Thanks, First time posting on this forum.
I will take the need of paragraphs into account. I appreciate the input and will use it wisely. Nonetheless, I will say that it was a little nerve wracking writing it.
Cheers, Ahd Dib
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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.12 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ahd Dib Ching Mortao was welcomed into the brotherhood known as Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society. Unfortunately, his unprofessional demeanor and poor treatment of others in the corp led to much discord.
This was at a tolerable level and the directors of the corp and I were trying to assist young Ching into becoming an excellent capsuleer and a fellow perserver of good. He, unfortunately, unwittingly betrayed himself as he attempted to betray us.
Myself and another BBB capsuleer found ourselves being ratted out in local before our arrival to nullsec by an alt of ching's by the name of Galentean Scout. He was not immediately punished, as I never deal judgement quickly. After gathering enough evidence, we quickly formed a plan whereby we would exact justice upon ching. He was encouraged to salvage our mission wrecks for fast profit.
After an appropriate time I invited him to come and get some. He came. I immediately scrammed him, and offered an appropriate ransom. 5 mill for a cormorant salvage ship. To my dismay he declined and denied the accusations. I executed his vessel with ease, then warp scrambled his pod. Knowing he had valuable implants,
I offered him a very generous (as is my nature) ransom of 100 mill. He disclosed that he did not have that much, I again offered 50 million isk to go free. After a bit of semi frantic rambling he gave away his guilt by stating, "I thought you guys were going there to test your jump clones." Unfortunately that has zero sound logic due to the fact that we had taken some fairly expensive ships and that he had saw them, therefore seeing his unsightly and honor-less. squirming, I ended his life.
Thus Ching Mortao departed from the service of the Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society, and from this world.
The video can be found at: ( to be edited at a later date)
I Re Fitted the OP with some Paragraph Extenders. Never fly with the 1600 word paragragh fit, it is to slow to tackle peoples interests.
Ching Mortao was welcomed into the brotherhood known as Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society. Unfortunately his unprofessional demeanor and poor treatment of others in the corp led to much discord.
This was at a tolerable level and the directors of the corp and I were trying to assist young Ching into becoming an excellent capsuleer and a fellow perserver of good. Unfortunately he unwittingly betrayed himself as he attempted to betray us.
Another BBB capsuleer and I found ourselves being ratted out in local before our arrival to nullsec by one of Ching's alts who went by the name of Galentean Scout. He was not immediately punished as I never deal judgement quickly. After gathering enough evidence we quickly formed a plan whereby we would exact justice upon Ching. He was then encouraged to salvage our mission wrecks for fast profit.
After an appropriate time I invited him to come and get some.
He came.
I immediately scrammed him and offered an appropriate ransom. 5 mill for a cormorant salvage ship. To my dismay he declined and denied the accusations. I executed his vessel with ease and then warp scrambled his pod.
Knowing that he had valuable implants I offered him a very generous (as is my nature) ransom of 100 mill. He disclosed that he did not have that much and this time I offered 50 million isk to let him go free. After a bit of semi-frantic rambling he gave away his guilt by stating, "I thought you guys were going there to test your jump clones." Unfortunately that has zero sound logic due to the fact that we had taken some fairly expensive ships and that he saw them, and thereafter seeing his unsightly and honor-less squirming, I ended his life.
Thus Ching Mortao departed from the service of the Big Buck Bunny Interstellar Solo Society, and from this world.
(Re-refitted the OP with Paragraph Extender IIs & Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation Subsytems)
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Darrigaaz
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Posted - 2010.11.12 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: Damien McCandless
I invited him to come and get some.
He came.
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Ahd Dib
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Posted - 2010.12.08 06:43:00 -
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Updated with video link
Enjoy :)
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Zeta Zhul
Caldari Preemptive Paranoia
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Posted - 2010.12.08 12:55:00 -
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Originally by: Damien McCandless ...(Re-refitted the OP with Paragraph Extender IIs & Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation Subsytems)
Spelling corrections posts always include misspellings.
I wouldn't be surprised if I misspelled something in this one.
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Damien Grammaticus
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Posted - 2010.12.08 15:11:00 -
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I was gonna commit treason.. but then I got high.
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Ahd Dib
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Posted - 2010.12.08 15:41:00 -
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Originally by: Damien Grammaticus I was gonna commit treason.. but then I got high.
HaHaha!
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.08 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Damien Grammaticus I was gonna commit treason.. but then I got high.
I was gonna blow up this ship, but then i got high. I was gonna fill it with some lead, But then i got high. So i use my friend or foes, and i know why, (why man?) Because i got high, because i got high, because i got highhhh
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Chuc Morris
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Posted - 2010.12.09 04:51:00 -
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Originally by: Headerman
Originally by: Damien Grammaticus I was gonna commit treason.. but then I got high.
I was gonna blow up this ship, but then i got high. I was gonna fill it with some lead, But then i got high. So i use my friend or foes, and i know why, (why man?) Because i got high, because i got high, because i got highhhh
Larara-tata-tata
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MauserKar
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Posted - 2010.12.09 05:34:00 -
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/burrrrrrrp.....next please
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