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Zions Child
Caldari The Resident Haunting Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.11.16 19:29:00 -
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So, after many, many years of perusing your generally amusing Dev Blogs, I've noticed that you all seem to absolutely ADORE making graphs. Any type of graph, useful graphs, amusingly useless graphs, bar graphs, line graphs, etc. It seems that every other dev blog has a graph in it, sometimes without any real reason other than you liking graphs.
So I ask you, CCP. Will you one day elope with graph-making technology? Was EVE really just a scam designed to give you innumerable opportunities to make absurd graphs about blown up drakes and 64-bits versus 32-bits? Was it?
-Signed, A guy who loves your humour 
Also: I demand more amusing graphs with my EVE!!!
Originally by: CCP Shadow *snip* Castration successful. Shadow.
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Lord Evangelian
Gallente LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2010.11.16 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Zions Child So, after many, many years of perusing your generally amusing Dev Blogs, I've noticed that you all seem to absolutely ADORE making graphs. Any type of graph, useful graphs, amusingly useless graphs, bar graphs, line graphs, etc. It seems that every other dev blog has a graph in it, sometimes without any real reason other than you liking graphs.
So I ask you, CCP. Will you one day elope with graph-making technology? Was EVE really just a scam designed to give you innumerable opportunities to make absurd graphs about blown up drakes and 64-bits versus 32-bits? Was it?
-Signed, A guy who loves your humour 
Also: I demand more amusing graphs with my EVE!!!
hes got a point...
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente C C P

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Posted - 2010.11.16 20:00:00 -
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Graphs are OZOM! 
Zymurgist Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact Us |
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Max Cetera
Capital Researchs Inc.
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Posted - 2010.11.16 20:21:00 -
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Gravemind GER
Caldari Swords OF TYR Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.11.16 20:41:00 -
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Edited by: Gravemind GER on 16/11/2010 20:43:17 Edited by: Gravemind GER on 16/11/2010 20:42:54
Originally by: Max Cetera http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3346/ccpgraph.jpg
Changing image to url gave me a sad. Zymurgist
inb4 moar terrible ccp poasters with graph pics about how much clicks per minute will be done in fighting the lagmonster.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Graphs are OZOM! 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ozom
wat?
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente C C P

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Posted - 2010.11.16 20:57:00 -
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Originally by: Urban Dictionary
by Cpt. Oveur Oct 26, 2007
I got it from CCP Oveur 
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Gravemind GER
Caldari Swords OF TYR Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.11.16 21:06:00 -
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Edited by: Gravemind GER on 16/11/2010 21:06:32 dun dun dunnn!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oveur the first is really interesting stuff! 
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Haseo Arashi
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Posted - 2010.11.17 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: Zions Child So, after many, many years of perusing your generally amusing Dev Blogs, I've noticed that you all seem to absolutely ADORE making graphs. Any type of graph, useful graphs, amusingly useless graphs, bar graphs, line graphs, etc. It seems that every other dev blog has a graph in it, sometimes without any real reason other than you liking graphs.
So I ask you, CCP. Will you one day elope with graph-making technology? Was EVE really just a scam designed to give you innumerable opportunities to make absurd graphs about blown up drakes and 64-bits versus 32-bits? Was it?
-Signed, A guy who loves your humour 
Also: I demand more amusing graphs with my EVE!!!
Of course, graphs go Perfectly with Spreadsheets online Its like milk and cookies really
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.11.17 08:56:00 -
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Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 17/11/2010 08:58:30 Ummm guys, EVE is just one giant graph set in space with Laser and Machine Guns...
True story.
Also CCP where on this graph would you plot your love of graphs.
I..................................................I
-- I am now on a Crusade to Fix the Omen!
For Great Justice!
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Darod Zyree
Gallente Zyree Holding
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Posted - 2010.11.17 09:19:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Originally by: Urban Dictionary
by Cpt. Oveur Oct 26, 2007
I got it from CCP Oveur 
I remember shouting OZOM/MOZO with everyone else at a fanfest some time ago?
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CCP Diagoras
C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.11.17 10:43:00 -
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Did someone say graphs? _______________ CCP Diagoras Research and Statistics |
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Orion GUardian
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.17 11:11:00 -
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they got two more graphs with the new DevBlog
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Rustpunk
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2010.11.17 16:50:00 -
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CCP tends to do more charts than graphs. I'm just saying...
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Mr LaForge
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Posted - 2010.11.17 18:23:00 -
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Graphs are overpowered and need to be nerfed.
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Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust
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Posted - 2010.11.17 18:32:00 -
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Graphs are to CCP as sex is to a nymphomaniac 
Quote: Lord Makk > Our pilots are masochist buttjockey
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Terianna Eri
Amarr Senex Legio Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2010.11.17 18:51:00 -
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Originally by: Max Cetera Edited by: Max Cetera on 16/11/2010 20:44:04 http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3346/ccpgraph.jpg
Changing image to url gave me a sad. Zymurgist
Edit : Aww CCP nerfed a graph :(
isnt that just a stress-strain curve ________________
Originally by: CCP Incognito PS the "time to P*nis" is the shortest time recorded in human history. :)
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2010.11.18 00:11:00 -
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hi cat here
must say its the same in any profit driven business lol
in the furball factory where i work i have to report on how many furballs i coughed up more than i have to cough up the furballs 
x
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Aamrr
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Posted - 2010.11.18 00:39:00 -
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If you really do like graphs, http://evefit.org/ has developed an open-source, free-to-download, cross-platform loadout simulator that now supports DPS graphing, including transversal, signature radii, and range calculation. 
Still in beta, but worth checking out :)
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2010.11.18 00:44:00 -
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If a picture is worth a thousand words than a graph is worth a thousand pictures.
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Latest video: Future Proof (720p) 2D Animator |

HeliosGal
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.18 03:33:00 -
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statistical outputs that help them balance game. Maths based eggheads
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2010.11.18 03:49:00 -
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There aren't enough graphs, honestly. ______________________________
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Zetheral
Paxton Industries -Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2010.11.18 04:43:00 -
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I don't know about the rest of you, but the first thing I do when there is a new dev blog is see if there is a graph. If there is one, I proceed to read the whole blog to figure out what the graph was for.
Without graphs I don't think I would read any dev blog 
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2010.11.18 05:00:00 -
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Is it too late to rename the Noctis to the Ozom? I <3 Oveur - It's not "Play through a pre-set story, become stronger, do endgame". Gameplay is open ended, and you make your own story. Unless you're too afraid of 'pvp grief' to do anything relevant |

Kesshisan
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.11.18 07:25:00 -
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Graphs rock!
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Selene Bork
Caldari Celtic industries
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Posted - 2010.11.18 15:52:00 -
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My Favourite one.
Learning Curve
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2010.11.18 16:51:00 -
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Edited by: Kendon riddick on 18/11/2010 16:51:06
Originally by: Max Cetera Edited by: Max Cetera on 16/11/2010 20:44:04 http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3346/ccpgraph.jpg
Changing image to url gave me a sad. Zymurgist
Edit : Aww CCP nerfed a graph :(
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3346/ccpgraph.jpg
fixed the graph 
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Christopher De'Lanari
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Posted - 2010.11.18 17:15:00 -
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Originally by: Selene Bork My Favourite one.
Learning Curve
Yep, that's a good one, love showing that to people
Although the correct interpretation is that you gain skill very fast over a short period of time, after that you gain the ability to go back in time, gain some more skill and then become stagnant 
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Jason Edwards
Internet Tough Guy Spreadsheets Online
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Posted - 2010.12.18 01:24:00 -
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Originally by: Haseo Arashi
Originally by: Zions Child So, after many, many years of perusing your generally amusing Dev Blogs, I've noticed that you all seem to absolutely ADORE making graphs. Any type of graph, useful graphs, amusingly useless graphs, bar graphs, line graphs, etc. It seems that every other dev blog has a graph in it, sometimes without any real reason other than you liking graphs.
So I ask you, CCP. Will you one day elope with graph-making technology? Was EVE really just a scam designed to give you innumerable opportunities to make absurd graphs about blown up drakes and 64-bits versus 32-bits? Was it?
-Signed, A guy who loves your humour 
Also: I demand more amusing graphs with my EVE!!!
Of course, graphs go Perfectly with Spreadsheets online Its like milk and cookies really
Spreadsheets online MOTHERFUCHING WIN. ------------------------ To make a megathron from scratch, you must first invent the eve universe.
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Mr LaForge
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Posted - 2010.12.18 01:34:00 -
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Quote: The Graphs show nothing. We're sorry but we can not reimburse your pie chart.
-CCP Graph Team
The above quote is based on a true fictional story.
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Johnny Wander
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Posted - 2010.12.18 01:53:00 -
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Graphs are too OP, nerf them.
... And I Wander Away |
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