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Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2010.11.23 13:21:00 -
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A sensational story reaches Gutter Press of an amazing scheme by the Theology Council, a body of the Amarr Empire, to deceive and cause fear amongst civilian populations, using fraudulent inflatable structures in deep space!
A capsuleer sent us their account of a routine patrol against intruders, wherein they encountered and destroyed a structure put up by the insurgents.
Later, they received a notification stating "This penalty was incurred for destroying the Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in (classified solar system)"
Incredible! The alleged Blood Raider Chapel was in fact an inflatable forgery put up by the Theology Council, according to our source!
Spec-tacular! They went on to state that this must call into question the truthiness of many more alleged Blood Raider incursions, across New Eden as a whole! They suspect many of these are similar frauds, involving inflatable ships crewed by brainwashed prisoners and slaves!
Scandalous! While it is well known that the Empire is no friend of the Federation, with its proscriptions against normal Federation fashion styles and relationships, leading to such outrages as Uriam Kador's invasion of Federal space, due to the shame of his relationship with a Gallente woman, which would not be frowned upon in the Federation, the questions that have to be asked, is why and how the Empire is doing this?
The answer to why is of course, to oppose the Federation. By creating the spectre of death with their Balloon Raider false inflatable ships, the oppressed masses of the Empire will look upon the Federal Freedom and frown.
The How is more disturbing. This is quite possibly part of the CAESA economic development project that the Caldari Menace and the Empire agreed upon. The Empire may be purchasing Caldari know-how and material to construct and operate these Balloon Raider ships and structures!
Certainly the Caldari fondness for electronics would allow them to remote control objects, and their industrial output, while weak and struggling compared to the Federal might, could provide sufficient numbers of false pseudo-ships.
Perhaps the numbers of Serpentis and other Enemies of the Gallente are similarly inflated by this Caldari Fraud Scheme! A wave of Serpentis balloon ships to cause fear and terror amongst the innocent Federal populace is surely something that Heth and his cronies would embrace.
It is surely time for the Federation to burst the balloons of Chairman Heth's Caldari Menace Party of Oppression!
Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours! |
Chevarya Longinus
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.11.23 16:06:00 -
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Not really sure Amarr and Caldari both supporting the terrorist and mischievous party like that. At least, there maybe conspirators work inside the State and Empire for their cause. Terrorists and conspirators always have one-step-ahead plan, and in this case I'm sure there are.
But rumours are just rumours... One thing to be sure, good terrorist is a dead terrorist!
"The good way to have good life in New Eden is to shot your head and burn your clones" |
Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.23 16:41:00 -
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHH....
(Breaths)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH...
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.11.23 16:45:00 -
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Inflatable, space. 
Think about this for a moment. Wait for it...
Waaaaaaaiiiiiit for it...
Gullible
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2010.11.23 16:45:00 -
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IT MUST BE THE TRUTH! 
/sarcasm off
Syn Callibri
Director
21st Eridani Light Horse
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.23 16:50:00 -
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 Originally by: Aiwha
Inflatable, space.
Think about this for a moment. Wait for it...
Waaaaaaaiiiiiit for it...
Believe it or not, the concept has been around for quite a while...
I just think the article is funny!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Borza Slavak
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.11.23 17:04:00 -
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Do I detect CVA's hand in this? We all know what they named the outpost in X-R3NM all those years ago...
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Akrasjel Lanate
Gallente
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2010.11.24 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Hooch Flux
I just think the article is funny!
You are right. I really don't know why would they want to do that...
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.24 13:05:00 -
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One of the reasons I love the Federation press is the so called "Tabloids" that they produce, there is never a finer read when you're taking a...Biobreak!
Years ago, before becoming a capsuleer, I spent quite a bit of time in the Federation and used to regularly read the "Tabloids". I remember one particular article about 20 years or so ago about an Amarr woman who had supposedly given birth to a Jovian baby, crazy pics and everything!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
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