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Kulgaran
THoF
Cannabis Legionis
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Posted - 2012.08.15 17:46:00 -
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There has to be a lot more Bio's out there that you have seen and made you laugh. Some of the ones posted are pretty damn good.
shameless bump to keep on first page  |
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
875
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Posted - 2012.08.15 17:57:00 -
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me |
Karen Estarra
Starside Lost
37
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:04:00 -
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The bio that made me laugh the most was this one: Callista Nueva
[IMG]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/ChrisW73/KarensigFinal.jpg[/IMG] |
Ginger Barbarella
State War Academy
Caldari State
59
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:06:00 -
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Kulgaran wrote:As the title says. Mine would have to be "Loading...." Edit. To be honest "No more Heroes" Bio, got me thinking that there has to be more brilliant Bio's out there. So I have decided to donate 150 million to the best Bio competition. There will be two winners. Best actual Bio, and best seen Bio. If you post the Bio of someone else, that you have seen. you have the chance of winning 50 mill. To enter, all you have to do is post on the Character you want entered, in this thread. To win the "seen" Bio, post that into the thread The competion Will run until 19/08/12 23:59 GMT Hopefully somebody from CCP could judge for me? The prize fund is already in the hands of a reknowned and respected 3rd party liason
Honest bios, or crap bios? Useful bios, or 4chan bios? |
malcovas Henderson
Smoking Minerals Syndicate
Cannabis Legionis
133
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:16:00 -
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Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Honest bios, or crap bios? Useful bios, or 4chan bios?
I think he means any Bio
o7 |
Little Brat
Four Gun
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:48:00 -
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Brat, an authoress who knows things. Wrote a book which everybody tells the rector they have not read, and then re-reads it when the doors are locked. In the Caldarei State, a law has been passed compelling booksellers to include a bottle of lotion whenever a book by Brat is sold. Ambition: A publisher who is not afraid of the police. Recreation: Reading her own books. Address: Probably Caldari space. Clubs: Always blackballed.
It is the rule in war, if ten times the enemy's strength, surround them; if five times, attack them; if double, be able to divide them; if equal, engage them; if fewer, be able to evade them; if weaker, be able to avoid them. Sun Tzu, 6th Century BC-á |
Sivir Iska
The Plebian Republic
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:56:00 -
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Played. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
838
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Posted - 2012.08.15 19:05:00 -
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I nominate my profile!
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Little Brat
Four Gun
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Posted - 2012.08.15 19:29:00 -
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Here is a good one, from the character fatherjed " Combat your $14.95 Eve Account perfectly strikes your marriage, wrecking it for 1/2 of everything you own."
It is the rule in war, if ten times the enemy's strength, surround them; if five times, attack them; if double, be able to divide them; if equal, engage them; if fewer, be able to evade them; if weaker, be able to avoid them. Sun Tzu, 6th Century BC-á |
Miyammato Musashi
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
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Posted - 2012.08.15 20:00:00 -
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I think mine could be a contender... ASCII art is original
...and for the 'official' record, that's a #1 Ignignokt's holding up there... as in 'we're #1'...  |
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
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Posted - 2012.08.15 20:53:00 -
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Over time, some people have bothered themselves to apreciate my bio as a nice one, so, i enter it here albeit i'm not sure that this thread is about RP, in-character bios.
"We want your help to convince management to develop Incarna into 3rd person shooter dungeon raiding with friendly fire in nullsec space..."
Seriously, Team Avatar? |
James 315
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2393
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Posted - 2012.08.15 21:04:00 -
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I humbly submit my bio.
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ MinerBumping.com -½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½The daily saga of one man's quest to bring civilization to highsec by bumping miners out of range. |
Elder Ozzian
Stargates and Smuggler Barons
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Posted - 2012.08.15 21:08:00 -
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check my bio. What did i won? |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
992
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Posted - 2012.08.15 21:11:00 -
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Elder Ozzian wrote:check my bio. What did i won?
Wow... that one is pretty cool. You get my vote...
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Shaera Taam
Minmatar Death Squad
Broken Chains Alliance
40
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Posted - 2012.08.15 21:48:00 -
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here's mine...
Shaera Taams rules to live by...
Rule#1: The Griefers Rule : EVE is only a game.
Rule#2: Your ship is not your character.
Rule#3: Never fly what you cant afford to lose.
Rule#4: Always have a backup ship.
Rule#5: Learn something new every day.
Rule#6: Always have an up-to-date clone.
Rule#7: Bookmark the wormhole once you get inside, dammit!
Rule#8: Its better to be corrected than wrong.
Rule#9: Keep your training queue full.
Rule#10: Fly frosty! Revenge only kills you and your friends. Again.
Rule#11: The PvP Rule: Never engage the enemy on their terms. Make them come to you.
Rule#12: The Other PvP Rule: If it looks like a trap, then its a f'kin trap!
Rule#13: Don't Smack Talk in Local: Even bona fide pirates think it's rude.
The Last Rule : Dying makes no difference. Its what you do before you die that makes a difference.
each and every one of those rules has a story behind it, carefully crafted in equal parts tragedy and hilarity!
Thus Spake the Frigate Goddess! |
Boss
Lone Star Executive
Lone Star Partners
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Posted - 2012.08.15 22:24:00 -
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My Bio is the best. |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
280
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Posted - 2012.08.15 22:35:00 -
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x for my bio |
Fronkfurter McSheebleton
Squirrel Horde
Habitat Against Humanity
108
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Posted - 2012.08.15 23:24:00 -
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Mine probably won't get any votes, but have a look anyway.
Triple rep Myrms are like what you'd get if you strapped a beehive to Robocop. |
Be4st
Vengance Inc.
7
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Posted - 2012.08.16 00:07:00 -
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I like mine. To be honest though, a friend gave a version of it to me which I modified a little |
Kulgaran
THoF
Cannabis Legionis
0
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Posted - 2012.08.16 00:32:00 -
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Some great Bio's so far.
I still need an independent adjudicator to select the winners. |
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Raubrey
KBEAR LOGIC
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:43:00 -
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Milla Lekarariba wrote:Most likely get deleted by Forum Mods but this is my Bio
**** HAPPENS!
Taoism: **** happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
Zen: What is the sound of **** happening?Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
Jehova's Witness: knock **** happens.
Trekism: to boldy **** where no-one has **** before.
Descartes - I **** there for I am
Feminism - Men are ****
Vegitarianism - if it happens to ****, don't eat it
QUAKERS - excrement happens (don't swear)
Einstein - **** is relative
Family Gathering - Relatives are ****
Politically Correct - internally processed nutirient-drained biological output happens
Shakespearean - to **** or not to ****, that is the question
New Age - Visualize **** happening
Satanism - sneppah tihs
Atheism: I don't believe this ****
Are you a George Carlin fan perhaps?
<><><>-á-á-á-á Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.-á-á-á <><><> |
Unit757
North Point
Cannabis Legionis
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Posted - 2012.08.16 03:09:00 -
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So this is what you do with your time... |
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.08.16 03:24:00 -
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My Bio by far.
Pack it up, i won. |
Jeune
The Kairos Syndicate
Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2012.08.16 08:07:00 -
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I do like Elder Ozzian's bio. I've not seen anything similar. |
pussnheels
541
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Posted - 2012.08.16 08:35:00 -
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Blatantly stole mine from a novel set in a populair Gotjhic SCI FI universe and slightly adapted , thought it fitted this character perfect , so really not that unique or funny
I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |
Garresh
Opposite of Low
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Posted - 2012.08.16 08:35:00 -
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Mine's not too bad if I do say so myself. |
Zofe Stormcaller
NUTS AND BOLTS MANUFACTURING
En Garde
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Posted - 2012.08.18 20:40:00 -
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If people are submitting bio pages full of quotes I might as well join you.
Backdoor Bandit used to have the best bio but a load of stuff got removed from it :( |
Sugar Kyle
The humbleless Crew
Capital Punishment.
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Posted - 2012.08.18 20:54:00 -
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I enter this contest with my bio.
Tilde soaked words from something kinda like a pirate. |
Marcus Harikari
Guitar Players of EVE
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Posted - 2012.08.18 21:13:00 -
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[13:50:44] Alios Krividus > and mission runners call us "patient retards that don't know what action is"
[13:51:18] Alios Krividus > we know what action is :) when plagio fills my cargo i feel like I'm watching a Chuck Norris movie
[16:43:55] Geary Hinken > Whoa! I thought it said "Viscous Pyroxeres," but when I hit it with my strip miner it attacked! Then I noticed it said "Vicious Pyroxeres."
[05:00:06] Marcus Harikari > i'm not in a mining corp
[05:00:19] Mercy Fail > you mother is a mining corp
[05:00:25] Mercy Fail > I am in her
[07:15:55] leleon kizine > **** u retreiver go faster!
[07:16:50] Marcus Harikari > traveling in a retriever?
[07:17:15] Evisceralia > you could just contract the retreiver via courier and it'd probably get there faster
for more quotes: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26208024/eve%20quotes.txt |
SaltyandSweet
Percussive Diplomacy
PERCUSSIVE PIZZA TIME DIPLOMACY
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Posted - 2012.08.18 21:15:00 -
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mine, especially the 96ing part. |
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