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Kulgaran
THoF
Cannabis Legionis
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Posted - 2012.08.15 04:55:00 -
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As the title says.
Mine would have to be
"Loading...."
Although I have seen quite a few, that have made me laugh
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Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2280
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Posted - 2012.08.15 05:35:00 -
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Mine is, no competition.
TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
Forum Harlot
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
51
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Posted - 2012.08.15 05:40:00 -
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Who is this Bio and what's his "in game"? |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
635
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Posted - 2012.08.15 05:49:00 -
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I've had mine for years which is an inside joke created in AOC pertaining to this guy. |
No More Heroes
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1173
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Posted - 2012.08.15 06:07:00 -
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Nerd quotes
Wrecking shots
Damage Types
Lottery Ads
Well thought out Role-play
ASCII Middle Finger
ASCII *****
Clearly it's me. 
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Kulgaran
THoF
Cannabis Legionis
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Posted - 2012.08.15 06:13:00 -
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No More Heroes wrote:Nerd quotes Wrecking shots Damage TypesLottery AdsWell thought out Role-play ASCII Middle Finger ASCII *****Clearly it's me.
thats totally awesome along with the rainbow unicorn
+1
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Renturu
Tribal Spirit
212
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Posted - 2012.08.15 06:19:00 -
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Best I've read:
"Kever Shigenaga > If you could become your ingame character would you?
Jei'son Bladesmith > My character is a billionaire, flies spaceships, and owns a prostitute, what the **** do you think?
Jei'son Bladesmith > Ladies and Gentlemen......welcome to The Cool Kids Club
Bryan Havoc > Make sure your helmets and tether cords are worn at all times.
Jei'son Bladesmith > I hope you're ready to devote your EVE life to us, because you are now damaged goods
Bryan Havoc > just like my poor battered wife
Bryan Havoc > WHO'S GONNA WANT YOU NOW!!!!!!!!?????????
Bryan Havoc > HAI I R UR LEADORZ
Jei'son Bladesmith > Yup, we're ******.
Seeing EyeDog > whats IRL?
Jei'son Bladesmith > its a scary black hole of suck"
If EvE WiS is Space Barbie, then I'm built like a Ken Doll:
Nothin' but 14 inches of T'aint;
Smooth, from front to butt!!! |
Altrue
Exploration Frontier inc
27
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Posted - 2012.08.15 07:28:00 -
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That guy
Best bio.
Death to trees !!!
*Axe*
*Chop, chop, chop...*
You may understand what I'm talking about ;) |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
208
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Posted - 2012.08.15 07:29:00 -
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My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Ensign
Community Communication Liasions (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Mutant Caldari
Percussive Diplomacy
PERCUSSIVE PIZZA TIME DIPLOMACY
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Posted - 2012.08.15 07:38:00 -
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Ahh, mine would have to be my own from back when I was a rather new capsuleer.
"2006.11.11 07:49:42 Info CONCORD ran out of doughnuts and they have been grumpy ever since. This is GM Eldini and I'll be filling up their supplies in a few seconds. Please file a petition if you see any angry police officers trying to escape from their duty. Note that exploiting their short absence in certain areas is a serious offense and the men in black
(Game Masters) will be called in to investigate, if anyone is found doing so. Fly safe." It just made me LOL back when it happened.  |
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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
Unified Church of the Unobligated
601
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Posted - 2012.08.15 08:40:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam.
My best bio in game was into a lemonade bottle.
Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method
Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
Tarn Kugisa
Infinite Covenant
Tribal Band
104
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Posted - 2012.08.15 09:06:00 -
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Mine:
Quote:DON'T PANIC
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
OFC it's formatted different
I Endorse this Product and/or Service
Source Recorder-esque tool for EVE |
Benzmann
MAFIA
Pirate Coalition
2
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Posted - 2012.08.15 10:02:00 -
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oh look in the sky ! its a bird, no its a plane, No its my "give a fu'k's flying away" !!!! |
adopt
Enlightened Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
411
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Posted - 2012.08.15 10:07:00 -
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[19:19:51] ChaosGodRulerOfAmarr > i dont always fail but when i do i have a chat full of billionaires to point and laugh at me >.>
[18:57:19] Nickel Bomberr > thinking of using the Wii, it can be decent for a while
[18:57:23] Evil Pacmann > decent
[18:57:29] Evil Pacmann > until it turns in to exercise
[22:34:33] Dazza1974 Krissada fuckin' hell... you have been in and out of corps like my cocks been in and out your mother
[18:51:46] Dazza1974 > as soon as Zanussi make a dishwasher that can nosh me off while its cleaning the dishes, I am getting a divorce
I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom;
I will fly to the moon in it.
I have been folded along a crease in time, a weakness in the sheet of life.
Now, you've settled on the opposite side of the paper to me;
I can see your traces in the ink that soaks through the fibre,
the pulped vegetation.
When we become waterlogged, and the cage disintegrates, we will intermingle.
When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together.
That's all I've got. They do make me chuckle though.
Shadoo > Always remember to fit Cynosural Field Generator I, have 450 Liquid Ozone in your cargo and convo a friendly Pandemic Legion member if you have a capital or super capital ship tackled.
FREE XOLVE ~ THE HERO TEST NEEDS |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2282
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Posted - 2012.08.15 10:12:00 -
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adopt wrote:[19:19:51]
I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom;
I will fly to the moon in it.
I have been folded along a crease in time, a weakness in the sheet of life.
Now, you've settled on the opposite side of the paper to me;
I can see your traces in the ink that soaks through the fibre,
the pulped vegetation.
When we become waterlogged, and the cage disintegrates, we will intermingle.
When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together.
Relevant TEST Video.
TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
Zloco Crendraven
BALKAN EXPRESS
45
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Posted - 2012.08.15 10:16:00 -
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My bio best bio. |
Amaranthia Lamarr
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
19
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:22:00 -
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Mine:
[19:23:45] Asb16 > Asb16 Join the THE STAR CRUSADERS We Do Everything!! Join Now (No Tax) "New Corp"
[19:25:06] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > do u have sex
[19:25:13] Asb16 > Yeah!
[19:25:17] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > **** yeah
[19:25:21] Sean O'Farrell > theyre recruiting for an eve corp of course they dont
[19:25:30] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > lol
[19:27:16] Replacement 234 > not that it is any of your business, but yes, my hubby and I do have sex - screaming, wake up the neighbors, swing from the ceiling fan, claw the wall paper off the wall, lose pounds of body fluids sex
[19:27:42] Asb16 > ....wut
[19:28:47] Replacement 234 > oh nm, I see now you weren't asking me... nm.. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
498
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:27:00 -
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Mine?
Same as my sig below.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cyprus Black
Perkone
Caldari State
334
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:35:00 -
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I guess I'll throw in mine. I do a LOT of trolling in recruitment channel:
Quote:You know, I've discovered that the best way to reveal your deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secrets is to tell everyone in trolling form.
That way you get it off your chest and nobody believes nor takes you seriously.
And if someone continues to inquire, then they may be a freak too and you've found a new friend to share your fetish with.
Hijinks of a highsec pirate
http://cyprusblack.blogspot.com/ |
Spurty
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
421
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:40:00 -
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Bios are fairly dumb, but there again where else would tou want to put the Dumb stuff
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
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Zera Kerrigan
Dark Tempest Enterprises
16
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:44:00 -
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If you would understand mine I would easily win.  |
Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1388
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:44:00 -
[22] - Quote
x mine |
Pontifex Rex
Valor Inc.
Nulli Secunda
5
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:52:00 -
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short and simple |
Milla Lekarariba
Mustang Freight and Industry
16
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Posted - 2012.08.15 13:02:00 -
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Most likely get deleted by Forum Mods but this is my Bio
**** HAPPENS!
Taoism: **** happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
Zen: What is the sound of **** happening?Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
Jehova's Witness: knock **** happens.
Trekism: to boldy **** where no-one has **** before.
Descartes - I **** there for I am
Feminism - Men are ****
Vegitarianism - if it happens to ****, don't eat it
QUAKERS - excrement happens (don't swear)
Einstein - **** is relative
Family Gathering - Relatives are ****
Politically Correct - internally processed nutirient-drained biological output happens
Shakespearean - to **** or not to ****, that is the question
New Age - Visualize **** happening
Satanism - sneppah tihs
Atheism: I don't believe this **** |
Shalua Rui
FEROX AQUILA
2193
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Posted - 2012.08.15 13:07:00 -
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You can have a look if you like... but I doubt it is THAT good. 
"I wish to have no Connection with any Ship that does not Sail fast for I intend to go in harm's way."
Captain John Paul Jones, 16 November 1778 |
Yokai Mitsuhide
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
262
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Posted - 2012.08.15 13:19:00 -
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Funny thing to say since TEST is irrelevant. |
Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
140
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Posted - 2012.08.15 14:42:00 -
[27] - Quote
I'd have to say my mains, but unfortunately it's explicit and i don't want any CCP attention...  |
No More Heroes
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1173
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Posted - 2012.08.15 15:01:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam.
I can usually ninja afk a bio and even a smoke in between warps if there's heavy Tidi going on.
. |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
113
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Posted - 2012.08.15 15:19:00 -
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I think my bio is pretty cool:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any ISK. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long EVEmon plan. Skills that make me a nightmare for pilots like you. If you let my ship go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will locator agent you, I will find you, and I will pod you."
All 1v1s and ransoms honoured (if offered)
http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/
My Pirate Blog |
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CCP Manifest
C C P
C C P Alliance
471
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Posted - 2012.08.15 15:50:00 -
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I feel pretty confident in the first part of mine.
======== o7
CCP Manifest | Public Relations and Social Media | @ccp_manifest |
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Kulgaran
THoF
Cannabis Legionis
0
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Posted - 2012.08.15 17:46:00 -
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There has to be a lot more Bio's out there that you have seen and made you laugh. Some of the ones posted are pretty damn good.
shameless bump to keep on first page  |
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
875
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Posted - 2012.08.15 17:57:00 -
[32] - Quote
me |
Karen Estarra
Starside Lost
37
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:04:00 -
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The bio that made me laugh the most was this one: Callista Nueva
[IMG]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/ChrisW73/KarensigFinal.jpg[/IMG] |
Ginger Barbarella
State War Academy
Caldari State
59
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:06:00 -
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Kulgaran wrote:As the title says. Mine would have to be "Loading...." Edit. To be honest "No more Heroes" Bio, got me thinking that there has to be more brilliant Bio's out there. So I have decided to donate 150 million to the best Bio competition. There will be two winners. Best actual Bio, and best seen Bio. If you post the Bio of someone else, that you have seen. you have the chance of winning 50 mill. To enter, all you have to do is post on the Character you want entered, in this thread. To win the "seen" Bio, post that into the thread The competion Will run until 19/08/12 23:59 GMT Hopefully somebody from CCP could judge for me? The prize fund is already in the hands of a reknowned and respected 3rd party liason
Honest bios, or crap bios? Useful bios, or 4chan bios? |
malcovas Henderson
Smoking Minerals Syndicate
Cannabis Legionis
133
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:16:00 -
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Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Honest bios, or crap bios? Useful bios, or 4chan bios?
I think he means any Bio
o7 |
Little Brat
Four Gun
19
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:48:00 -
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Brat, an authoress who knows things. Wrote a book which everybody tells the rector they have not read, and then re-reads it when the doors are locked. In the Caldarei State, a law has been passed compelling booksellers to include a bottle of lotion whenever a book by Brat is sold. Ambition: A publisher who is not afraid of the police. Recreation: Reading her own books. Address: Probably Caldari space. Clubs: Always blackballed.
It is the rule in war, if ten times the enemy's strength, surround them; if five times, attack them; if double, be able to divide them; if equal, engage them; if fewer, be able to evade them; if weaker, be able to avoid them. Sun Tzu, 6th Century BC-á |
Sivir Iska
The Plebian Republic
2
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Posted - 2012.08.15 18:56:00 -
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Played. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
838
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Posted - 2012.08.15 19:05:00 -
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I nominate my profile!
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Little Brat
Four Gun
19
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Posted - 2012.08.15 19:29:00 -
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Here is a good one, from the character fatherjed " Combat your $14.95 Eve Account perfectly strikes your marriage, wrecking it for 1/2 of everything you own."
It is the rule in war, if ten times the enemy's strength, surround them; if five times, attack them; if double, be able to divide them; if equal, engage them; if fewer, be able to evade them; if weaker, be able to avoid them. Sun Tzu, 6th Century BC-á |
Miyammato Musashi
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
9
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Posted - 2012.08.15 20:00:00 -
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I think mine could be a contender... ASCII art is original
...and for the 'official' record, that's a #1 Ignignokt's holding up there... as in 'we're #1'...  |
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
579
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Posted - 2012.08.15 20:53:00 -
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Over time, some people have bothered themselves to apreciate my bio as a nice one, so, i enter it here albeit i'm not sure that this thread is about RP, in-character bios.
"We want your help to convince management to develop Incarna into 3rd person shooter dungeon raiding with friendly fire in nullsec space..."
Seriously, Team Avatar? |
James 315
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2393
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Posted - 2012.08.15 21:04:00 -
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I humbly submit my bio.
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ MinerBumping.com -½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½The daily saga of one man's quest to bring civilization to highsec by bumping miners out of range. |
Elder Ozzian
Stargates and Smuggler Barons
33
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Posted - 2012.08.15 21:08:00 -
[43] - Quote
check my bio. What did i won? |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
992
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Posted - 2012.08.15 21:11:00 -
[44] - Quote
Elder Ozzian wrote:check my bio. What did i won?
Wow... that one is pretty cool. You get my vote...
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Shaera Taam
Minmatar Death Squad
Broken Chains Alliance
40
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Posted - 2012.08.15 21:48:00 -
[45] - Quote
here's mine...
Shaera Taams rules to live by...
Rule#1: The Griefers Rule : EVE is only a game.
Rule#2: Your ship is not your character.
Rule#3: Never fly what you cant afford to lose.
Rule#4: Always have a backup ship.
Rule#5: Learn something new every day.
Rule#6: Always have an up-to-date clone.
Rule#7: Bookmark the wormhole once you get inside, dammit!
Rule#8: Its better to be corrected than wrong.
Rule#9: Keep your training queue full.
Rule#10: Fly frosty! Revenge only kills you and your friends. Again.
Rule#11: The PvP Rule: Never engage the enemy on their terms. Make them come to you.
Rule#12: The Other PvP Rule: If it looks like a trap, then its a f'kin trap!
Rule#13: Don't Smack Talk in Local: Even bona fide pirates think it's rude.
The Last Rule : Dying makes no difference. Its what you do before you die that makes a difference.
each and every one of those rules has a story behind it, carefully crafted in equal parts tragedy and hilarity!
Thus Spake the Frigate Goddess! |
Boss
Lone Star Executive
Lone Star Partners
1
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Posted - 2012.08.15 22:24:00 -
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My Bio is the best. |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
280
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Posted - 2012.08.15 22:35:00 -
[47] - Quote
x for my bio |
Fronkfurter McSheebleton
Squirrel Horde
Habitat Against Humanity
108
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Posted - 2012.08.15 23:24:00 -
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Mine probably won't get any votes, but have a look anyway.
Triple rep Myrms are like what you'd get if you strapped a beehive to Robocop. |
Be4st
Vengance Inc.
7
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Posted - 2012.08.16 00:07:00 -
[49] - Quote
I like mine. To be honest though, a friend gave a version of it to me which I modified a little |
Kulgaran
THoF
Cannabis Legionis
0
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Posted - 2012.08.16 00:32:00 -
[50] - Quote
Some great Bio's so far.
I still need an independent adjudicator to select the winners. |
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Raubrey
KBEAR LOGIC
27
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Posted - 2012.08.16 02:43:00 -
[51] - Quote
Milla Lekarariba wrote:Most likely get deleted by Forum Mods but this is my Bio
**** HAPPENS!
Taoism: **** happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
Zen: What is the sound of **** happening?Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
Jehova's Witness: knock **** happens.
Trekism: to boldy **** where no-one has **** before.
Descartes - I **** there for I am
Feminism - Men are ****
Vegitarianism - if it happens to ****, don't eat it
QUAKERS - excrement happens (don't swear)
Einstein - **** is relative
Family Gathering - Relatives are ****
Politically Correct - internally processed nutirient-drained biological output happens
Shakespearean - to **** or not to ****, that is the question
New Age - Visualize **** happening
Satanism - sneppah tihs
Atheism: I don't believe this ****
Are you a George Carlin fan perhaps?
<><><>-á-á-á-á Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.-á-á-á <><><> |
Unit757
North Point
Cannabis Legionis
22
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Posted - 2012.08.16 03:09:00 -
[52] - Quote
So this is what you do with your time... |
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
81
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Posted - 2012.08.16 03:24:00 -
[53] - Quote
My Bio by far.
Pack it up, i won. |
Jeune
The Kairos Syndicate
Transmission Lost
3
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Posted - 2012.08.16 08:07:00 -
[54] - Quote
I do like Elder Ozzian's bio. I've not seen anything similar. |
pussnheels
541
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Posted - 2012.08.16 08:35:00 -
[55] - Quote
Blatantly stole mine from a novel set in a populair Gotjhic SCI FI universe and slightly adapted , thought it fitted this character perfect , so really not that unique or funny
I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |
Garresh
Opposite of Low
23
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Posted - 2012.08.16 08:35:00 -
[56] - Quote
Mine's not too bad if I do say so myself. |
Zofe Stormcaller
NUTS AND BOLTS MANUFACTURING
En Garde
15
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Posted - 2012.08.18 20:40:00 -
[57] - Quote
If people are submitting bio pages full of quotes I might as well join you.
Backdoor Bandit used to have the best bio but a load of stuff got removed from it :( |
Sugar Kyle
The humbleless Crew
Capital Punishment.
86
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Posted - 2012.08.18 20:54:00 -
[58] - Quote
I enter this contest with my bio.
Tilde soaked words from something kinda like a pirate. |
Marcus Harikari
Guitar Players of EVE
72
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Posted - 2012.08.18 21:13:00 -
[59] - Quote
[13:50:44] Alios Krividus > and mission runners call us "patient retards that don't know what action is"
[13:51:18] Alios Krividus > we know what action is :) when plagio fills my cargo i feel like I'm watching a Chuck Norris movie
[16:43:55] Geary Hinken > Whoa! I thought it said "Viscous Pyroxeres," but when I hit it with my strip miner it attacked! Then I noticed it said "Vicious Pyroxeres."
[05:00:06] Marcus Harikari > i'm not in a mining corp
[05:00:19] Mercy Fail > you mother is a mining corp
[05:00:25] Mercy Fail > I am in her
[07:15:55] leleon kizine > **** u retreiver go faster!
[07:16:50] Marcus Harikari > traveling in a retriever?
[07:17:15] Evisceralia > you could just contract the retreiver via courier and it'd probably get there faster
for more quotes: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26208024/eve%20quotes.txt |
SaltyandSweet
Percussive Diplomacy
PERCUSSIVE PIZZA TIME DIPLOMACY
11
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Posted - 2012.08.18 21:15:00 -
[60] - Quote
mine, especially the 96ing part. |
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Babar Baboli
Rifterlings
Ushra'Khan
8
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Posted - 2012.08.18 21:23:00 -
[61] - Quote
It's me of course *hint hint* |
Klown Walk
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
133
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Posted - 2012.08.18 21:27:00 -
[62] - Quote
I have the best bio. |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
385
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Posted - 2012.08.18 22:21:00 -
[63] - Quote
mines good too
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg |
Tallianna Avenkarde
O C C U P Y
378
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Posted - 2012.08.18 22:56:00 -
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The PVP in this corp is governed by risk and greatness. If the risk is too great, we do not engage, because although the greatness achieved is great, the risk is too great and the greatness is too risky. If the risk is low, then we do not engage, because the risk is not risky enough, and the greatness achieved would not be great, for there is no risk. We engage only when the risk is slightly less great than too great, for the greatness achieved would be on par with the risk, and all would know the name of this greatness: 303 (Vasili Z 3:5-10 The Bible Of Donk)
Mine, not relevant to my current corp, but still there because one should always remember their roots
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
MadMuppet
Universal Freelance
CONSORTIUM UNIVERSALIS
522
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Posted - 2012.08.18 23:35:00 -
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I'm still in protest mode for the Unifried Inventory.
If I tried to make a type of coffee that made all of you happy, and you rated it, the group score for it would be about 60 out of 100. Break into 3 or 4 coffee clusters, and made coffee just for each cluster, the scores would go from 60 to 78. The difference between coffee at 60 and coffee at 78 is a difference between coffee that makes you wince or makes you happy. |
Vassal Zeren
Uncontrollable Innovations
10
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Posted - 2012.08.19 02:34:00 -
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My best BIO: Exellence cannot be bought, but it must be payed for.
Think about it. |
Kulgaran
THoF
Cannabis Legionis
0
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Posted - 2012.08.20 08:23:00 -
[67] - Quote
The competition is closed.
There have been some totally original and creative bio's shown here. Ty to you all
The 100 mill First prize has to go to Elder Ozzian for a Bio's that stands out from the rest. Congratulation.
Little Brat Is the Winner of the 50 mil "Borrowed" Bio. " Combat your $14.95 Eve Account perfectly strikes your marriage, wrecking it for 1/2 of everything you own."
Congratulations to you both.
TY all for competing. |
AndromacheDarkstar
Fiscal Fisting Inc.
107
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Posted - 2012.08.20 08:40:00 -
[68] - Quote
yup, not sure how much linger i can get away with my bio, posting here probably dosent help |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
4564
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Posted - 2012.08.20 10:05:00 -
[69] - Quote
Payments to the winners have now been made.
/c
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Halcyon Ingenium
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
169
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:04:00 -
[70] - Quote
Yeah sure I'll enter, why not?
They say that in learning the game Go, it is best to lose your first 50 games as soon as possible. This is because Go is complex, and the only way you will start to get an idea of strategy and play is by first sucking and failing as hard as you can. So...In EVE, it is best to get your first 50 deaths by combat as soon as possible. |
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Vin Fell
Solaris Project
Border World Enterprises
1
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Posted - 2012.08.20 14:21:00 -
[71] - Quote
I would Nominate Sex Addict's Bio
Link, although In-game the bio is longer -> https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/sex%20addict
Nvrmind, didn't see the competition was over |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
16
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Posted - 2012.08.20 15:52:00 -
[72] - Quote
ummm
I am clearly the winner so STFU!!! |
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