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Stahlregen
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:09:00 -
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IT is an alliance. It is an alliance led by one of the biggest ******s in Eve. This is a man who thinks he is ****** reincarnated. Until he somehow ended up in charge of IT he was a failure at eve. You know the type, the ones who can't quite figure out why he keeps dying in low sec but still goes back everyday to get ganked again without looking at local.
This is Sir Molle.
Somehow, Molle wound up in charge of this alliance. What this means is that he posts constantly on alts in corp recruitment attempting to get more newbies to join his alliance.
"Great, more players!" I hear you call. Yes, awesome. Until you realise there are now 2000 people led by a ******. For the first while, everyone thought "awwww, aren't they cute".
Then when they went and kicking seven shades of **** out of ASCN, everyone thought "rofl, ASCN are getting owned by newbs". Then they took the **** out of one of my ingame friends who unfortunately passed away in a rl accident.
They did kick the guy out who did it. Meanwhile they laughed about it all on their forums. Yeah, we now have a ****** for a leader and a bunch of ****** followers.
Thankfully not all of IT were ******ed but for every ******ed one there was another one who simply turned the other cheek.
Fine, you can all ****ing die.
Then they started an eve-o flamefest attacking everyone and everything in the game. Leaving all sense and sensibility at the door they went on a rampage.
So did we. But we did it ingame.
It began with us camping Delve, the heart of their alliance. We did this for six months. In that time we owned them completely.
We removed the ingame pos, we removed them from their ingame ships and we removed thier ingame will to play.
They mocked us saying none of it mattered, yet they still continued to get owned.
Their alliance is a joke, there is no leadership, there is no teamwork.
There is nothing but a bunch of idiots playing eve solo while asslicking a ******.
The lucky ones are those who have seen through the facade and have moved onto other corps. They might have a future in eve.
Those who remain will be griefed, harrassed, killed, mocked and abused until the servers go down.
They will never be allowed to build up in any sector of 0.0 space and whose alliance will be slaughtered whenever we feel like it.
IT in space?
No,
Corpses in space.
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White Tree
Gallente Autistic Sharks Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:12:00 -
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probs shouldn't have posted this tbh
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Inbrainsane
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:15:00 -
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Stahl raging.
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Queen Boxxy
Caldari Autistic Sharks Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:16:00 -
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Don't go changing to try and please me, You never let me down before. And don't imagine you're too familiar, And I don't see you anymore.
I would not leave you in times of trouble, We never could have come this far. I took the good times, I'll take the bad times, I take you just the way you are.
I need to know that you will always be, The same old someone that I knew. Ah, what will it take till you believe in me, The way that I believe in you?
I said I love you and that's forever, And this I promise from the heart. I could not love you any better, I love you just the way you are.
Break
I don't want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard. I just want someone that I can talk to, I want you just the way you are. ---------------------------- ok so hi. my name is boxxy. people know me as queen boxxy. |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:18:00 -
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goons calling people incompetent
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Stahlregen
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:19:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank goons calling people incompetent
This is as personal as it gets.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:23:00 -
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What's that, you say? A mentally-unstable drug addict is angrily/smugly posting on CAOD? Where I come from, we call that Thursday.
<3 Stahl do you remember me?
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Silverskull7
Caldari Star Frontiers Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:24:00 -
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Nice troll. Shame IT don't really read CAOD much and all the "IT Suck, lets chest beat some more" threads are no more than circle jerk threads for you guys.
A bit sad really.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:25:00 -
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Originally by: Silverskull7 Nice troll. Shame IT don't really read CAOD much and all the "IT Suck, lets chest beat some more" threads are no more than circle jerk threads for you guys.
A bit sad really.
Hook, line & sinker.
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Dr Cheeto
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank goons calling people incompetent
Do you mean to imply that those to whom we are indentured are (dare I say it?) bad at EVE?
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Stahlregen
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:27:00 -
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Originally by: DaiTengu
Originally by: Silverskull7 Nice troll. Shame IT don't really read CAOD much and all the "IT Suck, lets chest beat some more" threads are no more than circle jerk threads for you guys.
A bit sad really.
Hook, line & sinker.
Also got two goons, two tests and one pub. BOOSH
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Darth Anonymous
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:28:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Cheeto
Originally by: Lady Spank goons calling people incompetent
Do you mean to imply that those to whom we are indentured are (dare I say it?) bad at EVE?
GoonSwarm is an ~elite PVP~ corporation whereas IT alliance are a bunch of immature kids from SomethingAwful(DOT)com that ought to be run out of the game.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:31:00 -
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Originally by: Stahlregen
Originally by: DaiTengu
Originally by: Silverskull7 Nice troll. Shame IT don't really read CAOD much and all the "IT Suck, lets chest beat some more" threads are no more than circle jerk threads for you guys.
A bit sad really.
Hook, line & sinker.
Also got two goons, two tests and one pub. BOOSH
Let's fry that **** up. I've got a lot of tartar sauce!
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Pewbly
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: DaiTengu
Originally by: Silverskull7 Nice troll. Shame IT don't really read CAOD much and all the "IT Suck, lets chest beat some more" threads are no more than circle jerk threads for you guys.
A bit sad really.
Hook, line & sinker.
Looks like Daitengu caught himself some shrimp.
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.07 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Stahlregen
Originally by: Lady Spank goons calling people incompetent
This is as personal as it gets.
*sends Stahl a nice Beef pie with a lil tomato sauce*
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2011.01.07 02:11:00 -
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Edited by: Kalle Demos on 07/01/2011 02:12:41 Wow talk about bad trolling, first you write all that crap then you say you are trolling, according to your own rules on how to get attention online
Originally by: SomethingStolen ôwhen a troll exposes themselves as being a troll it usually means the op is ****ting it for doing something wrong, going too far. In gaming when a guild officer (in terms of wow) calls them out it is damage control to prevent anymore ridicule on the guild, donÆt be fooled these people are as insecure and weak as they post and calling oneself out as troll confirms that"
If you are going to troll at least do it correct thats 2 threads today where the op or his shepherd has called him out for political reasons, so much for Goons "we arent scared todo **** and we donÆt care what people say about us", even words on a forum bother you, thats ironic and I even had a Molle = K*gutsumen reply lined up
I think I will go back to market discussions at least they are entertaining and have balls to stick with what they say
Originally by: Kool StoryBro <---
Originally by: CCP Spitfire Spam post removed.
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Pirokobo
Caldari Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 02:16:00 -
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It was a lot easier to like Stahlregen when he put this much effort into his films and not hurf blurf badposting. We already got lots of that.
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Stahlregen
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 02:21:00 -
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Boomshakalaka another two, including a goon- these are great day's we're livin' in bros. Half these posters aren't even old enough to remember the bad old days which makes threads like these that much easier to pull off.
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Rhes
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 02:36:00 -
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Vote Stahlregen for King of Australia!
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 02:38:00 -
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Edited by: EdFromHumanResources on 07/01/2011 02:40:46
Originally by: Kalle Demos Stupid stuff
You have a lot invested into this argument. Is it because you had invested a lot into the war?
Let me explain to you some very obvious things, you seem to lack common sense. To put the war plainly, different people got different things out of it.
Vassal states on both sides gained and lost. They gained more than they were willing to achieve on their own, and individual members either profited from isk, experience or both. As organizations, most of them failed to survive the test of time, but even so - a few of them achieved respectability and notoriety for something or other.
Of the main participants, the South lost the most when their only superpower was destroyed. The current head of the north (Goonswarm) is not friendly to any of its previous inhabitants. While ATLAS and CVA weren't directly involved, they suffered a similar fate due to leadership vacuum.
Next to that, AAA and RA came out worse off than they were going in. They threw away independence for security, and came away stagnant. Their pvp strength and reputation didn't grow one bit, and both are still riding on 3 year old achievements. They have not evolved.
After that, there were entities that got an equal trade. One of them is Pandemic Legion. They gained valuable experience, and now they have territory to fund them a lot easier than before. In return, they are not the organization they aspire to be. How the war continues from here could easily change the net from neutral to either positive or negative.
Then the organizations that clearly gained would probably have to be several of the drone region alliances, who conveniently allied themselves with both southern and eastern power blocs, while doing diddly squat in the war itself. They grew and got fat, and war only broke out when they were bored out of their minds - not because one of the more established organizations provoked it.
And in the end, the organization that gained the most is Goonswarm. This January will be two years since idling ended the crusade began. In that time they've obtained obscene amounts of ISK, fought and won thousands of engagements, killed trillions in POS and capitals, attracted hundreds of pvpers, challenged all the major powers simultaneously, won the greatest battlefield victories in history.
You say they lost territory and had their image shattered, but none of that is relevant when you trade it for that which I listed. The only thing that matters is whose got the biggest gun.
Alliances of alliances and power blocs will always rule in theoretical might, but they are formed and disbanded on the whims of a few elite. You create them for special purposes and objectives, but having one doesn't ensure your survival or identity.
That's all it comes down to; being the best in EVE is synonymous with fighting hard for survival. Those who don't care for one won't care for the other.
You're pandering to the public which alternates between 'omg Goonswarm is so gonna die' and 'omg Goonswarm is invincible' every few months with your stupid theories. Common sense dictates that if you drew a plot of E-Rep against actual military power, you'd have a sinusoidal wave overlayed on a straight line with positive slope.
The truth is, the enemy you're fighting now is a lot better and tougher than any point in time before it. Goonswarm's reputation and image are merely products of public opinion, and even if by some chance your turbojet powered megaspin changed someone's mind, it wouldn't matter in the least.
What matters is what the enemy thinks. And if anything, this war has proven the theory of building an organization for the sole purpose of epic warmongering ten times over. You're essentially criticizing the base standard of fun in EVE.
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.07 03:02:00 -
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Edited by: Headerman on 07/01/2011 03:03:34
Originally by: Rhes Vote Stahlregen for King of Australia!
Quoted and seconded!!!
Just don't get into a debate with Sam Kekovich...
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Sverige Pahis
Caldari Random Selection. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.01.07 03:42:00 -
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Hah Stahl's mad again at something again.
IT ~~u goin down~~ you hear?
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2011.01.07 03:44:00 -
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Originally by: EdFromHumanResources ...
lol wtf?
Ermm my reply came after
Originally by: Stahlregen IT is an alliance. It is an alliance led by one of the biggest ******s in Eve. This is a man who thinks he is ****** reincarnated.
I didnt even read past that, hence my kugu comment, lol I didnt even comment on anything todo with the war, I am all for a long post but since I never even mentioned anything todo with the war I dont think it was necessary to give me your opinion.
Originally by: Kool StoryBro <---
Originally by: CCP Spitfire Spam post removed.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 04:04:00 -
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whole buncha folks gettin owned itt and not even realizing it, we do this every six months and it literally never gets old
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2011.01.07 04:07:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani whole buncha folks gettin owned itt and not even realizing it, we do this every six months and it literally never gets old
yeah as expected
Dont kid yourself, if this was CAOD only it would make sense but you out of all people can spend hours (even days, maybe weeks and perhaps months) talking about IT, im sure thats all to troll the spies too
Originally by: Kool StoryBro <---
Originally by: CCP Spitfire Spam post removed.
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: Kalle Demos
Originally by: The Mittani whole buncha folks gettin owned itt and not even realizing it, we do this every six months and it literally never gets old
yeah as expected
Dont kid yourself, if this was CAOD only it would make sense but you out of all people can spend hours (even days, maybe weeks and perhaps months) talking about IT, im sure thats all to troll the spies too
Gift that keeps on giving
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.07 04:30:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani whole buncha folks gettin owned itt and not even realizing it, we do this every six months and it literally never gets old
Sushi?
-Dfz
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.07 04:33:00 -
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*munches on his pie and sauce*
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Misanth
Amarr RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.01.07 04:47:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani whole buncha folks gettin owned itt and not even realizing it, we do this every six months and it literally never gets old
Bit too easy tho. For all the bitterness and ancient wars that plague alot of alliance relations today, still, alot of people are ignorant and/or simply don't know the past.
Either way, that was a pretty good year. Both forum- and space warring. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Corndog Sandwich
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 04:52:00 -
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Kalle never change. You are perfect the way you are.
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