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Selinate
Wardens of the Void
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Posted - 2011.01.07 16:04:00 -
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Edited by: Selinate on 07/01/2011 16:04:26
Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow I have it on good authority that no less than Hilmar himself has explicitly forbidden research into breast dynamics, on the grounds that it might destroy the company. When you consider the possible negative effects of permitting breasts to wobble, even slightly, I am sure you will agree it could be catastrophic.
Just a few examples:
* Game design would spend months working on a set of 4th-order differential equations that properly model nipple-trajectories, instead of fixing sov.
* Art would be consumed in an orgy of bra-design.
* Legal would worry about lawsuits from Victoria's Secret.
* QA would spend months, possibly years, ensuring that faction undergarments have the proper "stacking" effects.
* And finally, when the server-side costs of properly modeling the effects of gravity become clear, Team Gridlock would stop fighting the "War on Lag" in favor of the more important "War on Droop".
Bottom line, it's a bad idea. 
Joke? Or seriousness.
Honestly, if it does require a set of fourth order differential equations (which I find a bit... strange... for this case for them to be that high of an order), then similar equations have probably been solved already since many games already employ this mechanic.
As for the rest of this.... really??
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Selinate
Amarr Red Water Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.22 18:13:00 -
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Originally by: MNagy Not Supported.
If you guys turn this game into some big chat "2nd life" horscrap...im leaving.
Ok, good, go. If the way others want to play in this sandbox hurts your feelings so much, then the community will be better off without you.
Also, can I haz your stuffs?
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Selinate
Amarr Red Water Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.23 03:00:00 -
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Originally by: Vertisce Soritenshi
What? Not into women?
I don't understand why this is such a touchy subject for so many people. It's just boobs...they need to jiggle.
Some people just see the word "boobs" or "breasts" and then instantly translate this to "OMG SEX" which translates to their own sexual repression.
In other words, they just can't handle a jiggy pair of ****.  |
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