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Horza Otho
Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.01.07 03:06:00 -
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if i asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? |

Simeon Tor
Picon Fleet New Eden Research.
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Posted - 2011.01.07 03:14:00 -
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Originally by: Horza Otho if i asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
If you intend to destroy their brains so you can drag them back to a private spot and do horrible things to them, then use that one.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Sigma Special Tactics Group Fleet Coordination Coalition
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Posted - 2011.01.07 03:43:00 -
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Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer on 07/01/2011 03:42:57 This one worked well in the trailer parks down south:
"That's a mighty fine tooth you have there"
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2011.01.07 03:55:00 -
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Answer from the few women who got it would be, 'no' and '**** off!'.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2011.01.07 03:55:00 -
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When in USMC dress blues, this one works wonders.... "Hi"
Originally by: Jada Maroo Many legitimate news stories over the past few years would not have been brought to the forefront if not for Fox News.
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2011.01.07 04:36:00 -
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"Hi im a ****, lets face it you want me and I want you, lets skip the whole chatting up talk inbetween and go back to mine for some pot and sex"
Originally by: Kool StoryBro <---
Originally by: CCP Spitfire Spam post removed.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.01.07 11:09:00 -
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Do you fancy a shag? No? Well do you mind lying down while I have one?
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
You don't sweat much for a fat bird. (Good for nightclubs in the North of England that one).
___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |

Ans Blix
Amarr Shadows Of The Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.07 12:58:00 -
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Well i have several, all situational dependant.
My most common one would be float around a club and interrupt random girls in the middle of conversation with "your my favourite" and a wink, then walk off. If i see them later at a bar or on the dance floor i'd say to them "your still my favourite" and judge the reaction and take it from there. Kinda like fishing.
For a more "direct" approach I have used, with some, but limited success "I would strangle a dolphin to get into your pants" (once modified to get a chicks number) "I would drag my d*** through a mile of broken glass to hear you fart through a walkie talkie"
One that has yet to bear fruit is ō I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spotö I guess you just need a special type of class gal for that one   
------------------------------------ - Ans Blix The battle of Will over Reason
Silence is a true friend that never betrays |

Fulkurth
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Posted - 2011.01.07 14:15:00 -
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You guys need pick up lines?
You're doing it wrong...
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Minn Finn
Minn Finn School of Chinn
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Posted - 2011.01.07 14:18:00 -
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Nice shoes, wanna ****? --------------------- MFC Industrial Lotto Vaerah Vahrokha Secured PUBLIC CHANNEL: MFC LOTTO |

Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2011.01.07 14:36:00 -
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I have a box of super cute kittens in the back of my van, do you want to see them?
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TrustThePilot
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.07 15:01:00 -
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"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2011.01.07 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
You don't sweat much for a fat bird. (Good for nightclubs in the North of England that one).
 
Originally by: Kool StoryBro <---
Originally by: CCP Spitfire Spam post removed.
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Colonel Handgrenade
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Posted - 2011.01.07 20:39:00 -
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"I like your dress. It would look great crumpled up on the floor by my bed!"
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Freyus Bargem
Caldari A Humble Abode
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:00:00 -
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Edited by: Freyus Bargem on 08/01/2011 00:07:03
Originally by: TrustThePilot "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Someone beat me to it :/
A friend of mine actually used this one in a club.
Walked up to a lass and goes - "You'll do" Funny thing is , it worked.
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Brujo Loco
Amarr Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2011.01.08 01:42:00 -
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Best pickup line ever is :
"I have so much money I want to spend on someone tonight" and then you proceed to show off a bunch of 100$ bills or euros.
It will eventually net you some potential candidates in less than a couple of minutes. It works in Panama like honey used near a fly hive. , fact is, on most hotel casinos here, as long as you begin winning on any game the girls will sit next to you and you can even ask for discounts,special promos or late night rebates and bulk order special prices  ---
Viva VENEZUELA!!! Archipelago Theory
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Posting Alt101
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.01.08 04:37:00 -
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This I have seen used successfully:
(male)Excuse me, you've dropped something... (female) looks around on the ground and not seeing anything says "What did I drop?" (male) The conversation, now let's pick it up...
An elaboration on Bargem's comment: It's late, I'm drunk, you'll do.
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Blind Man
Caldari Point Blank Carebears
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Posted - 2011.01.08 04:41:00 -
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Edited by: Blind Man on 08/01/2011 04:42:10 horza is playing eve again?
edit: or maybe he never left!
WHAT SAY YOU
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Euphoriiia
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: Blind Man Edited by: Blind Man on 08/01/2011 04:42:10 horza is playing eve again?
edit: or maybe he never left!
WHAT SAY YOU
He sold his acc =(
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Bryg Philomena
Don't Taze Me Bro
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:40:00 -
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Hey, wanna ****? |

Blind Man
Caldari Point Blank Carebears
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Posted - 2011.01.08 06:33:00 -
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Originally by: Euphoriiia
Originally by: Blind Man Edited by: Blind Man on 08/01/2011 04:42:10 horza is playing eve again?
edit: or maybe he never left!
WHAT SAY YOU
He sold his acc =(
k nvm i remember that.

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Hellraiza666
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.01.08 08:30:00 -
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Try this!
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Karma
Vortex Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.01.08 12:20:00 -
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Edited by: Karma on 08/01/2011 12:22:11
Originally by: Horza Otho if i asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
yeah... because logic conundrums are surely the best way into a woman's pants.
or.. and this isn't mine: "good heavens no, I would never answer a logic problem with '**** off you bag of sleaze'."
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