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Bfoster
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.01.10 20:26:00 -
[31]
I have seen this island.. I would like to take up residence there, who do I contact for a time share?
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.10 20:41:00 -
[32]
After careful review of warning we have decided to reduce your ban time from 180 days to 30 days. This 30 day timer will start on the day your ban was given. We apologize for the misunderstanding and appreciate you bringing it to our attention.
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Schwa88
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.01.10 23:40:00 -
[33]
 Originally by: Jovan Geldon
Originally by: Schwa88
standards
Originally by: Schwa88
The 0rphanage
Choose one.
I guess I missed that day of class, I'm new 
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True story.
I also have a blog! |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.11 00:40:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Bfoster
I have seen this island.. I would like to take up residence there, who do I contact for a time share?
Golden Helmet 
Originally by: Jada Maroo
Many legitimate news stories over the past few years would not have been brought to the forefront if not for Fox News.
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The Crushah
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.11 04:27:00 -
[35]
I AM CRUSHAH THE THRUSTING!!!!!
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Anyura
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Posted - 2011.01.11 15:26:00 -
[36]
Do you do much writing on Pen Island?
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Otto Jarvis
Caldari
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.11 16:57:00 -
[37]
Mostly dictation...
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Jovan Geldon
Gallente
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.01.11 17:02:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Anyura
Do you do much writing on Pen Island?
Originally by: Otto Jarvis
Mostly dictation...
OSNAPSON
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Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.01.12 01:21:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Otto Jarvis
Mostly ****tastin...
Fixed it for ya 
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2011.01.12 03:49:00 -
[40]
You know, for Pen Island Defenders, there seems to be a distinct lack of latex which would be the mark of the best protection for Pen Island.
Are there plans in the future for adding latex to make Pen Island safe as it can possibly be?
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Orfum Sopter
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Posted - 2011.01.12 04:06:00 -
[41]
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
After careful review of warning we have decided to reduce your ban time from 180 days to 30 days. This 30 day timer will start on the day your ban was given. We apologize for the misunderstanding and appreciate you bringing it to our attention.
Jesus god you are such an attention *****.
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Anyura
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Posted - 2011.01.13 13:24:00 -
[42]
While I was on the way home today, I had a couple of ideas for recruitment slogans for this alliance:
"Pen Is mightier than the 'Cord"
and
"Pen Island - an alliance with proud, upstanding members"
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Dorn Val
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Posted - 2011.01.13 13:41:00 -
[43]
Can Pen Island in worm hole? 
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.15 10:37:00 -
[44]
LONG LIVE THE VIRGIN KING, PEN ISLAND, AND ITS VALIANT AND HONOURABLE DEFENDERS!
EIN VOLK, EIN SCHLONG, EIN PYTHON!
I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE MSPAINT TABLEAU DEPICTING PEN ISLAND AND ITS DEFENSE
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Nick Nailer
Amarr
Localhost.LL.c..
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Posted - 2011.01.15 12:58:00 -
[45]
can i join
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Kyo Haku
Minmatar
Murientor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.01.15 14:04:00 -
[46]
Is this the gay Corp then, lol?
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"Far be it from me to stand in judgment. I prefer to sit." -Stephen Colbert |
Anyura
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Posted - 2011.01.15 18:00:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE MSPAINT TABLEAU DEPICTING PEN ISLAND AND ITS DEFENSE
So Pen Island is a haven for artistic types as well as writers?
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2011.01.15 21:11:00 -
[48]
Penis Land
Penis Land
Penis Land
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.15 21:56:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Captain Pompous
Penis Land
Penis Land
Penis Land
PUERILE AT BEST
PLEASE DO NOT BESMIRCH OUR MAJESTIC ISLAND PARADISE BY REFERRING TO IT IN SUCH A MANNER
IT'S PEN ISLAND, THE ISLAND OF PENS
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2011.01.15 23:04:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Originally by: Captain Pompous
Penis Land
Penis Land
Penis Land
PUERILE AT BEST
PLEASE DO NOT BESMIRCH OUR MAJESTIC ISLAND PARADISE BY REFERRING TO IT IN SUCH A MANNER
IT'S PEN ISLAND, THE ISLAND OF PENS
I have found your tropical paradise here
Boy, looking at your member's list, I can tell you have a lot of pens there
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2011.01.15 23:09:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Captain Pompous on 15/01/2011 23:10:38
UPDATE:
Spy satellites have narrowed down the location of Pen Island to this likely candidate
Graham Norton invasion expected soon-ish
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☻♥ Problem? Therapy sessions ♥☻ |
Jarek Kalensa
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.15 23:15:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Captain Pompous
Edited by: Captain Pompous on 15/01/2011 23:11:15
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Originally by: Captain Pompous
Penis Land
Penis Land
Penis Land
PUERILE AT BEST
PLEASE DO NOT BESMIRCH OUR MAJESTIC ISLAND PARADISE BY REFERRING TO IT IN SUCH A MANNER
IT'S PEN ISLAND, THE ISLAND OF PENS
I have found your tropical paradise here
Boy, looking at your member's list, I can tell you have a lot of pens there
e: surely you mean, "Puerile at it's best"
Er...actually, no. The possessive apostrophe doesn't apply to the impersonal "it", so the correct usage is "its". The only time the apostrophed "it's" is used is when it's short for "it is".
GRAMMAR **** FAIL! PEN ISLAND REMAINS UNFONDLED.
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.15 23:15:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 15/01/2011 23:17:15
'PUERILE AT BEST' IS GRAMATICALLY SOUND AS FAR AS THE RULES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARE CONCERNED
ALSO YOUR DOUBLE POST IS SO SMOOTH IT'S LIKE NOTHING BUT NET
EDIT: YOUR CORRECTION IS TOTALLY CORRECT JAREK
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Anyura
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Posted - 2011.01.16 00:19:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Jarek Kalensa
Er...actually, no. The possessive apostrophe doesn't apply to the impersonal "it", so the correct usage is "its". The only time the apostrophed "it's" is used is when it's short for "it is".
GRAMMAR **** FAIL! PEN ISLAND REMAINS UNFONDLED.
I'd expect nothing less of high-quality writers than to have a firm grasp of grammatic principles.
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Piscis
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.01.16 07:10:00 -
[55]
Just a word of warning to all visitors to Pen Island. We do not apply lubrication in any form whatsoever when ships dock and undock. |
Rick Rockshard
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Posted - 2011.01.16 08:29:00 -
[56]
this sounds much like a carnival ride I once heard of....
There was a midget they placed upside down on the little hammer to hit the bell thingy, but the bell was a giant golden dildo, no lube. If you won, i dont know what the prize really was. Maybe some free tickets to the donkey show later >?
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2011.01.16 11:07:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Jarek Kalensa
Originally by: Captain Pompous
Edited by: Captain Pompous on 15/01/2011 23:11:15
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Originally by: Captain Pompous
Penis Land
Penis Land
Penis Land
PUERILE AT BEST
PLEASE DO NOT BESMIRCH OUR MAJESTIC ISLAND PARADISE BY REFERRING TO IT IN SUCH A MANNER
IT'S PEN ISLAND, THE ISLAND OF PENS
I have found your tropical paradise here
Boy, looking at your member's list, I can tell you have a lot of pens there
e: surely you mean, "Puerile at it's best"
Er...actually, no. The possessive apostrophe doesn't apply to the impersonal "it", so the correct usage is "its". The only time the apostrophed "it's" is used is when it's short for "it is".
GRAMMAR **** FAIL! PEN ISLAND REMAINS UNFONDLED.
Lol I think you'll find I wasn't being a grammar **** but a semantic Blackshirt instead! Amanda Hugginkiss said "Puerile at best", whereas I changed it to "Puerile at its best", to show how goddamn good and puerile it was (I concede that "puerility" as a noun would have been a better choice).
fake edit: that was for AManda, not the Czech vagrant quoted above 
And also no laughs about the Graham Norton joke? For shame 
Also it is Penis Land - but dear god whatever you do, don't go to PenisLand.com. I made that mistake 
Anyway, Dr Pomp approves of your spunky retorts an gives this thread a firm 7/10 for protection needs.
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Proteus Maximus
Caldari
New Eden Outcasts
Malicious Intent Gentleman's Club
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Posted - 2011.01.16 13:46:00 -
[58]
Quote:
Mostly dictation...
Brilliant.... blew coffee all over my keyboard thanks!
Just show ccp where we touched you on the doll and every thing will be ok. |
Eofina
Minmatar
Random Selection.
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.01.16 15:05:00 -
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I can confirm, Golden Helmets Pen is huge.
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." ~ Dark Helmet
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Vricrolatious
Caldari
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.01.16 18:33:00 -
[60]
I laughed, I cried, laughed some more and then debated a trip to this island of yours. Alas the trip would be long and hard and through unfriendly space and if I were not welcome upon arrival, would be a waste...
I, for one, hope your religious rights will be safe in your new homeland.
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