Soldarius
Caldari
Northstar Cabal
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.01.16 04:53:00 -
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1. TEST pubes saw that there was no disgusting bibliopron in New Eden and said: Let there be bibliopron!" and there was bibliopron.
2. The other angels (pubes) of New Eden saw the bibliopron and grew jealous and desired it much. So they went unto New Eden and joined in the gangs so as to amass bibliopron.
3. The Lord of New Eden (CCP) did not see the bibliopron until the angels had amassed much disgustitude and shared their habits with the other pubes, corrupting them to do much desecration of the forums.
4. CCP saw the corruption, and enforcing the forum rules said: "Thou shalt not spread bibliopron." and the thread was locked.
5. TEST pubes cried aloud saying "Do not shun us Lord! We beg you give us bibliopron!"
6. And the Lord growing wroth with the TEST pubes said: Thou shalt not ask this of me again!" and in his unholy rage smited them with the ban hammer. Seeing that New Eden was now filled with bibliopron, CCP turned to the other pubes and raised his hammer high to smite them as well.
7. The other pubes of New Eden groveled before CCP and shouted aloud: "Lord forgive us! We knew not what we were doing! Let us game so that we may continue to pay our subscriptions and buy PLEX!"
8. Sensing the earnest feelings of the pubes, Lord CCP said unto them: "HTFU! Or thou shalt also feel the wrath of my mighty ban hammer as well!"
9. And the pubes sent their hard earned cash to CCP far off in the firmament of Iceland.
10. For a time the Lord CCP was pleased, and after a time turned his attention away from the forums, forgetting about the bibliopron.
11. But soon the TEST pubes ban expired and they returned to the forums, caring not for the bans and threats, and forums, and spread bibliopron all through New Eden until once again it was filled with vile and disgusting bibliopron from one end to another.
12. And when CCP again looked to the forums to check on their beloved subscribers, they saw the forums filled with bibliopron, and their subjects wallowing in ****-posts.
13. Seeing that there was no way to stop the bibliopron as TEST pubes could simply create new toons to populate the world of New Eden whenever their toons were banned, they said: "**** it. Let us start a new game with new forums. Let it be called DUST 514."
 Originally by: CCP Shadow
...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.
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