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Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp	Posted - 2011.01.18 19:08:00 - [1] After tinkering around with the character creation imagine my disdain at finding myself required to conform to certain, um... restrictive avatar palettes. I am scarificing myself in protest, self-emolation at the gates of Jita followed by a final defiant biomass event. To this end.. I thought how better to go out than in a celebration of all I have stood for, availing my impressive waist-down physique upon unsuspecting females. So as a fairwell to Mr NoPants, Spruillo Corp. herebye sanctions and administers a new competition just for C&P, The HOTTEST PIRATE IN EVE EVENT. Requirements are simple. Post in this thread with your newly-crafted avatar who must be at least neg 5 sec status, and I shall judge entraints tommorrow evening. You should preferably be female, as my judging skills may lack outside that genral area. I did once have a brief, awkward, and disturbing feeling of sexuality towards that guy in the titanic movie, then I realized it was because superficially, he does look like a chick, and a very pretty one. So let's stick to chicks plz. Grand Prize will be 100M ISK, Second and third may be given out depending on volume of contestants. And I do mean volume as in numbers, not size.
Brynhilda Amarr Gun Metal Hit Sqaud	Posted - 2011.01.18 19:49:00 - [2] Blast. If only I was a pirate.
Andrea Skye Caldari The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.18 20:47:00 - [3] Save some time, send me the 100 m isk right now. Thanks!
Etro Tanar	Posted - 2011.01.18 21:17:00 - [4] I am clearly the most attractive man in all of EVE.
Klauz Lycan Gallente Honor and Glory Main Corp	Posted - 2011.01.18 21:31:00 - [5] at least thats what your look says
Triple Entendre	Posted - 2011.01.18 21:43:00 - [6] Originally by: Klauz Lycan at least thats what your look says SHEPARD?! IS THAT YOU?!
Klauz Lycan Gallente Honor and Glory Main Corp	Posted - 2011.01.18 22:04:00 - [7] SCHHT... dont tell miranda im here! _______________________
Xtreem Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc. Sin City Coalition	Posted - 2011.01.18 22:15:00 - [8] Originally by: Triple Entendre Originally by: Klauz Lycan at least thats what your look says SHEPARD?! IS THAT YOU?! i actually thought the same thing when seeing his avatar!
Count MonteCarlo Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2011.01.18 22:26:00 - [9] yes ____________________ Garmonation 8
Evansithe	Posted - 2011.01.18 22:38:00 - [10] Ah, if only I were a pirate, I could really use 100M =P

Owen Drakkar Terra Nostra	Posted - 2011.01.18 23:10:00 - [11] Originally by: Andrea Skye Save some time, send me the 100 m isk right now. Thanks! Squaresoft called when you were out defending pen island. They left a message but I couldnt quite make it out due to the laughing in the background. I think it boiled down to "lol FF7 fanboi" give them a shout and see what it was all about when you can. You should have their number. ---------- Bah humbug.
Meat Explosion Caldari Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2011.01.18 23:37:00 - [12] Hello ladies...
Stuart Price Caldari FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:05:00 - [13] Originally by: Count MonteCarlo yes Oh **** it's CSI New Eden. DUST THE GUNS OFF. Putting the 'irate' into 'Pirate'
Serryne Caldari Celestial Union of National Terra Suspects	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:09:00 - [14] Blast, I need more yarr!
Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:33:00 - [15] Edited by: Mr NoPants on 19/01/2011 00:33:37 Originally by: Andrea Skye Save some time, send me the 100 m isk right now. Thanks! The Rob Zombie groupie contest is that way ----> Oh yeah, Spank is disqualified too. Unless she pulls an absolute shocker, I doubt 100M prize is incentive enough to dissuade her from mindlessly inflicting her inner-hideousness upon her avatar the same way she does to forum threads and losec. So far, Evansithe carries the lead. Even though she technically does not qualify the avatar reminds me of that chick in the Chronicles of riddick movie. She was HAWT. If no qualifying pool of contestants materializes as things stand, she will carry the prize. Chronicles of riddick is one of my favorite movies, cause he looks just like me IRL and even does the same stuff and has the same mannerisms etc as me, and made all the same decisions I would have made if the necromongors where giving me heat.
Andrea Skye Caldari The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:56:00 - [16] Originally by: Mr NoPants Requirements are simple. Post in this thread with your newly-crafted avatar who must be at least neg 5 sec status, and I shall judge entraints tommorrow evening. Originally by: Mr NoPants So far, Evansithe carries the lead. Even though she technically does not qualify the avatar reminds me of that chick in the Chronicles of riddick movie. She was HAWT. If no qualifying pool of contestants materializes as things stand, she will carry the prize. NOT A PIRATE, I R PIRATE, I R PART OF THE QUALIFYING POOL. THIS COMPETITION IS A FARCE AND I CALL SHENANIGANS. PLEASE REMAKE THIS THREAD IN MISSIONS AND COMPLEXES FORUM. THANK YOU.
Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp	Posted - 2011.01.19 01:00:00 - [17] Originally by: Andrea Skye Originally by: Mr NoPants Requirements are simple. Post in this thread with your newly-crafted avatar who must be at least neg 5 sec status, and I shall judge entraints tommorrow evening. Originally by: Mr NoPants So far, Evansithe carries the lead. Even though she technically does not qualify the avatar reminds me of that chick in the Chronicles of riddick movie. She was HAWT. If no qualifying pool of contestants materializes as things stand, she will carry the prize. NOT A PIRATE, I R PIRATE, I R PART OF THE QUALIFYING POOL. THIS COMPETITION IS A FARCE AND I CALL SHENANIGANS. PLEASE REMAKE THIS THREAD IN MISSIONS AND COMPLEXES FORUM. THANK YOU. Whining-like noises noted. Also, much improved avatar noted. Andrea Skye is officially our first qualified contestant.
Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.19 01:01:00 - [18] I'm a pirate, and I'm the sexiest. Anyone who says no will be executed. ------------------
The Crushah Gallente The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.19 03:15:00 - [19] Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts.
Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp	Posted - 2011.01.19 03:54:00 - [20] Edited by: Mr NoPants on 19/01/2011 03:56:07 Originally by: The Crushah Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts. And I am eating ice cream right outta 1 gallon container with a spoon, and chewing on a block of semi-sweet baker's chocolate as I use 1 finger to slowly type DISQUALIFIED (AND THUMB FOR SHIFT N SPACE ALSO)

Vak Keelin	Posted - 2011.01.19 03:56:00 - [21] I'm not a pirate but damn, I do look good!
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2011.01.19 04:02:00 - [22] I am not female. My sex is 4.3. And I'm not very beautiful. But you might as well wire over the isk to me right now, I deserve it. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Owen Drakkar Terra Nostra	Posted - 2011.01.19 04:06:00 - [23] Originally by: The Crushah Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts. /thread. ---------- Bah humbug.
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2011.01.19 04:13:00 - [24] Originally by: Owen Drakkar Originally by: The Crushah Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts. /thread. We're not in his pants right now. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Etro Tanar	Posted - 2011.01.19 04:38:00 - [25] I think Evansithe should win, she's hot and I'm sure she'll become a lovely pirate as a result of this thread (and having 100mil to use on ships for said pirating).
Jones Bones Heretic Army	Posted - 2011.01.19 04:38:00 - [26] You called?
Meridith Akesia Tempest Legion	Posted - 2011.01.19 05:39:00 - [27] And there i was grinding my sec status up
Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp	Posted - 2011.01.19 05:42:00 - [28] Originally by: Meridith Akesia And there i was grinding my sec status up Keep it up cause yur ugly
Jovan Geldon Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire	Posted - 2011.01.19 05:58:00 - [29] This thread delivers. Also, throwing my hat (metaphorically, alas. CCP GIEF HATS NAO) into the ring. Questionable hair dye and Boy-George-with-cragginess face do it for you?
Fractal Muse	Posted - 2011.01.19 06:57:00 - [30] Can I play?



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