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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.19 06:19:00 -
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Edited by: stoicfaux on 19/01/2011 06:19:12
[the plague] Maybe these oversize sunglasses will hide my bald spot.
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.19 06:26:00 -
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Hi! I'll be your waitress tonight...
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.19 06:59:00 -
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Originally by: Paradox Knightbridge [Xercodo] "Are you talkin' to me? ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?"
If it weren't for all the booze and the women, I could have been a monk.
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.19 07:04:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero [Heshvoon]
First the world!
Next, eh, Mcdonalds?
Christopher Lee? Ian McDiarmid? WTF? I pwned that audition!
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.19 07:14:00 -
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Edited by: stoicfaux on 19/01/2011 07:14:57
Originally by: Relicc Igerua] Everyone just expects me to clean these dishes, do they?
What do you mean I missed the third reich? Well, when is the fourth one supposed to start?
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.19 07:36:00 -
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Originally by: Ehronn Who needs a stupid avatar, this ain't second life
Lulz
"I'm too cool to have an avatar."
Translation: The character creation thingie is too complicated. Screw it.
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.19 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: Transporter Slave The poster above me thinks that the poster above him looks amazing.
Stand back! I'm a certified Professional Hair Stylist. I'll cut that man's hair before it kills us!
Someone hold my sunglasses. And stay out of my light, people!
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:05:00 -
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Originally by: Sveghani Hemorrhoids again
Look up here, not at my Adam's apple.
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: ShahFluffers ^^ Okay, "sympathetic face" on... just gotta keep this up until the wife calms down. I wonder what Samantha is doing right now? Gotta give her a call after this.
How could Sam have married a guy as brutishly ugly as myself? No wonder she's cheating on me with that stoicfaux guy...
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.01.24 16:07:00 -
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@Anne Arqui
T-shirt, black. Check. Sleeveless tactical vest, black. Check. Hair, dyed black. Check. Sunglasses, black. check. Lipstick, black.... Doh!
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.06.12 23:15:00 -
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Edited by: stoicfaux on 12/06/2011 23:15:01
@Giddeon Machiavelli
Goddammit mother ****ing Hangover 2 movie and its "wake up hung over with a ****ing face tattoo" gag. Either I need to drink less, or I need friends who don't think that movie inspired fads are cool. Goddammit, friends don't let drunk friends get a ****ing facial tattoo. Friends are supposed to watch my back, and not let me **** my own face.
Hand me the goddamn aspirin. I'm going to Wal-mart to buy new friends.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 01:20:00 -
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@Herica. Lord, I hope that my nose hairs don't catch on fire causing me to die of smoke inhalation...
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Posted - 2011.06.29 04:56:00 -
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@Arakazzi
Freddy Mercury did *not* give me this dirty sanch... err mustache!
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:42:00 -
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@Henrica Gaufridus
Dammit. Does no one realize that the Queen of England plays Eve? N00bs.
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Posted - 2011.07.01 05:01:00 -
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@Mr Rewrite
Hair... I miss hair... *sniffle*
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Posted - 2011.07.01 20:54:00 -
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@InVictus Kell
Damn barber! I had that facial tattoo done just so the guy would know exactly where I want my hair parted.
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Posted - 2011.07.05 15:21:00 -
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Edited by: stoicfaux on 05/07/2011 15:25:21 @Velu Mate
And this, kids, is why you should never say "Surprise me" to a plastic surgeon, a hair stylist, a piercing specialist, or a tattoo artist...
@El Puerco
Doogie Howser, my role model.
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Posted - 2011.07.06 21:25:00 -
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Edited by: stoicfaux on 06/07/2011 21:25:49 @Macmuelli
Son! You always were the expressive one in the family.
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