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Fellout
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:07:00 -
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Edited by: Fellout on 20/01/2011 12:08:46
If you are reading this, think about why sky is blue instead of green, take a pencil and draw a straith line.
Now die carebare die.
Ok now take a look at the house or a building next to you imagine it was a giant donut and close your eyes and imagine again it was a giant donut filled whit choco and whit cherry topping.
Now get out of the belt whit your Hulk and hit your head against the wall until you get that funny feeeling like when you get a boner..
Do you know how when you go to a club you need to wait to get in. Well imagine there is a backdoor. Now imagine you are entering the club by the back door.
Oke you are in the club now. You pick up a drink walk to the nearest girl whit the slik blouse and no bra. You spill your drink on her skirt, she screams and does all the stupid things. You are just standing there and think about this : |Man i missed|, then say i am very sorry i was aiming for your ****.
Now she slaps you. Tell her i am sorry. I am a ****ing bad person, iam sorry for doing this i have no idea what came over me. I see you standing there, all gloving and beautiful and i am trying to send you signals using my Sensor Booster T2 but you just aint noticing me.
Tell her she hits hard and you want her to hit you again. / She hits you again. Tell her fine hit me 5 more times.
Now that we are even and bit closer can i buy you a drink or least walk you home, i know its bit odd since iam a compleate stranger but still.
Now she may kick you in the balls, she will if she has any points in intelligence. But if not you may be lucky and she says OK. AND YOU ARE ON THE ****ING DATE
You prolly wont beleive but it freaking worked for me.
O good the downtime is over.. I AM THE KING OF ALL TROLLS So suck my ....
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Miles Parabellum
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:14:00 -
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What are you on?
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MatrixSkye Mk2
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:18:00 -
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Are all carebear haters this... intelligent ?
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Fellout
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:32:00 -
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Originally by: Miles Parabellum What are you on?
Usualy just weed mixed whit some meth or *******. Its fun you should try it.
Aspirin and Jack Daniels works great 2
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Mamba Lev
Masturbating Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:44:00 -
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This thread is now about your favourite drug concoction.
Tramadol and Soma.
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Fellout
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:46:00 -
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Originally by: Mamba Lev This thread is now about your favourite drug concoction.
Tramadol and Soma.
Good choise, how about asprin + c0caine + beer.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives Beer and Smoke Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:50:00 -
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My favourite drug of choice is snorting this ******ed thread
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Fellout
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Posted - 2011.01.20 13:01:00 -
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Originally by: Bumblefck My favourite drug of choice is snorting this ******ed thread
Do you know that white cheese made from goat milk that comes in cans .. Well did u know that the cheeasse it self has no taste at all so when they pack it they pack it in a can that it filled whit salted water. And after time in the salted water the salted water penetrates the cheese and gives it the taste it really has.
So why not just drink salted water or salted goat milk. Or or if you wanna get your freak on get a goat, salt it **** and suck on them.
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Jovan Geldon
Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.01.20 15:36:00 -
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This thread is bad and you should feel bad.
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Hakkar'al Gallente
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Posted - 2011.01.20 15:49:00 -
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Edited by: Hakkar''al Gallente on 20/01/2011 15:49:50 There aren't drugs enoough to save this thrread imo
EDIT: my old face came back to haunt me =(
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A Little Girl
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Posted - 2011.01.20 15:52:00 -
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.01.20 15:53:00 -
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I hereby approve of this product and/or service.
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CCP StevieSG
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Posted - 2011.01.20 17:13:00 -
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Off topic. Locked.
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