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Rhiana O'Bludger
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:00:00 -
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So
as i speak there is about 15 THOUSAND men making barbie dolls, AND 10 THOUSAND MEN? making ken dolls.......
yes thats right, we are dressing up dolls
sooooooooo....
here is how to make boobies
select NO TOP
but YOU MUST select an outer
on the portrait screen zoom out, and angle to the side a bit to show that alluring cleavage
now this pertain to barbie dolls only, if you are trying to this with your ken dolls, STOP IT. sure im an older person, i had a tinkle with the ole "ACTION FIGURINES" aka, the heman set and transformers and the like, but seriously, man boobs for your character?
make sure for your barbie dools you have the boobies POINTING UP...not down (thats for you basement dwelling menfolk, without any role models, see the movie "Bad boy Bubby", you will get my drift.
Also, make ya barbie dole max "weight" as well, gotta have the "Fat bottomed girls" walking around the station, as our dear departed ken doll loving friend freddy Mercury would put it.
To the folks at ccp, cudos to you sirs/madams, probalby one of the better char design systems going out there, maybe you can make some xtra money with a "clothing shop" or perhaps a "Lack of clothing Shop" feature for all of us married, pervented men folk to spend our hard earned $ on our barbie and ken dolls.
so in summary
1... create barbie doll 2... give barbie doll bigest bust possible 3............... 4... profit
fly safe! <3 Rhianna
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hired goon
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:09:00 -
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Because having this all over eve won't reinforce the image of a bunch of virgin losers who've never met a real female.
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Not Primary
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:10:00 -
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Pretty much what he said.
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Rhiana O'Bludger
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:12:00 -
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im married... isnt that the same thing?
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Luminos
Durid is 4 Fite
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:37:00 -
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Originally by: hired goon Because having this all over eve won't reinforce the image of a bunch of virgin losers who've never met a real female.
Hey, just because you're a virgin loser who loves boobs doesn't mean you've never 'met' a real female. Lesbian virgins have been real people ever since that constitutional amendment back in the 70s. ______
I feel as though I could do anything. For example, stab this cheese knife into the Self-Taught Man's eye. |
Terrible Damage
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:43:00 -
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i prefer the athletic, natural, not-*****d-up style on girls.
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Turrell 1
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:44:00 -
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+1 for OP
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Cataca
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:44:00 -
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Originally by: Rhiana O'Bludger So sooooooooo....
here is how to make boobies
You went for the implants look i see....
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:46:00 -
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Is it wrong that I like chicks with small breasts? - - [SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus Is it wrong that I like chicks with small breasts?
Perky and more sensitive. Nom nom nom. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
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Keta Fraal
Nul and Booleans
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:47:00 -
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All you characters with big boobs are going to regret it if when Incarna comes around and the 14 year olds swarm your character every time you enter Jita. LOL --------------------------------------- Completely ignore any whining that is not toilet orientated. |
ivar R'dhak
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:47:00 -
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I must say this is the gayest I¦ve seen these boards in quite a while.
Embarrassingly I was swept right along with the gaylordness.
/ignoring any future portrait-thread from now till end of time. ______________ Mal-¦Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-`Big damn heroes, sir.` Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |
Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:50:00 -
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It's my belief guys who like gigantic breasts were not breastfed, or breastfed too long. Either way it's something the psychological institution should get working on when they're finished making up new mental illnesses for drug companies.
Sincerely, Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:59:00 -
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seriously. i just don't get it. i love me some boobies, but how are big, fake looking ones remotely attractive? anything past a handful is a waste, and who honestly likes saggy *******? even the most athletic D-cup is going to sag.
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Chesty McJubblies
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:12:00 -
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:18:00 -
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Originally by: Akirei Scytale anything past a handful is a waste,
Which is why God gave you two hands, two feet, and a mouth.[1]
[1] You might want to stretch and limber up first.
----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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Caine Demastikus
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:21:00 -
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in the end gravity wins over big boobs :p so never liked them :p
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:22:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJroAaf3ZY
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HostageTaker
Gallente Band of Freelancers Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:27:00 -
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The problem with big breasts is that a huge number of girls/women don't know how to fit themselves for a proper bra. Once they hit their late 20s those big breasts start to sag, and what you end up with is "sand bag ****"
So tbh, nice firm handfuls > big sloppy ones with messed up nips.
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:39:00 -
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Originally by: HostageTaker The problem with big breasts is that a huge number of girls/women don't know how to fit themselves for a proper bra. Once they hit their late 20s those big breasts start to sag, and what you end up with is "sand bag ****"
Don't most mid to upper quality department stores have a bra fitting specialist/expert/advisor? Very helpful for pregnant women whose bust size changes quickly.
----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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Selinate
Amarr Red Water Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:40:00 -
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I would just like a way to make gigantic breasts in this game not look like giant torpedoes...
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Agah Khan
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:44:00 -
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Just use improved implants. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is Le Poupon, If you're reading this I alt alt posted and f'd it up again.
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Rajan Marelona
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:46:00 -
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Edited by: Rajan Marelona on 21/01/2011 16:47:52
Am I doing it right ?
http://image.eveonline.com/Character/1080001660_512.jpg
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: Rajan Marelona Am I doing it right ?
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Steve Thomas
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:50:00 -
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Edited by: Steve Thomas on 21/01/2011 16:53:55 ]
Originally by: Rhiana O'Bludger im married... isnt that the same thing?
... um in game or irl.
in all seriousness I know someone who went a bit too far irl with theirs,
by the time she turned 24 she was dealing with cronic back pain.
they took them out when she turned 26.
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Rhiana O'Bludger
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Rajan Marelona Edited by: Rajan Marelona on 21/01/2011 16:47:52
Am I doing it right ?
http://image.eveonline.com/Character/1080001660_512.jpg
yes, i see you were a skeletor man your self, perhaps battle tiger?
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Inzax
Caldari In ZAX New Eden Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:55:00 -
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Is the corp name "Boobs R Us" taken?
Perhaps "Big Brested Mama's"
Or "Over the Shoulder Bolder Holders"
...alas...I am not so creative when it comes to these things.
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HostageTaker
Gallente Band of Freelancers Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:56:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux
Originally by: HostageTaker The problem with big breasts is that a huge number of girls/women don't know how to fit themselves for a proper bra. Once they hit their late 20s those big breasts start to sag, and what you end up with is "sand bag ****"
Don't most mid to upper quality department stores have a bra fitting specialist/expert/advisor? Very helpful for pregnant women whose bust size changes quickly.
I highlighted the problem for you. What you're looking for is a boutique that specializes in women's undergarments, and when you do find a good one, make sure you and your lady speak with a woman, not a young clueless girl.
This is the only time where shopping can be fun with your lady friend.
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Miregar Shakor
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:57:00 -
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Seriously?
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:58:00 -
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Originally by: Miregar Shakor Seriously?
perfect facial expression. bravo!
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