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Headerman
Minmatar
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.24 05:54:00 -
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Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!!
What have you guys and girls got planned for Wednesday? And who do you think will get Number 1 on Triple Js hottest 100??
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.01.24 06:22:00 -
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Hmmm... Australia... never heard of it, is that some kind of a pie? 
 Originally by: Magnus Andronicus
ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Emma Peil
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Posted - 2011.01.24 09:15:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Hmmm... Australia... never heard of it, is that some kind of a pie?
It's where the world's beautiful women, beaches and beer are stored.
And yes, we have pie.
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TrustThePilot
Caldari
Exiled.
The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2011.01.24 10:13:00 -
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The following questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website by tourists and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour: 
Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
Depends how much you've been drinking.
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I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the rail-road tracks (Sweden)?
Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
What did your last slave die of?
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Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
You are a British politician, right?
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Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
Yes, gay night clubs.
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Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
Only at Christmas.
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I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA)
Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
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Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards
Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 15:59:00 -
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Please tell me there is a Sam Kekovich speech.
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Headerman
Minmatar
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.25 21:08:00 -
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Originally by: baltec1
Please tell me there is a Sam Kekovich speech.
There has to be...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHH0Ebke-lU&feature=related
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards
Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.25 21:56:00 -
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Australia Day 2011: Lambassador Sam Kekovich
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.01.25 23:44:00 -
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are the aussies still banging on about getting thier birth certificate back ?. well tough ! you aint getting it !!
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Seoko
Neo Knights of Orion
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Posted - 2011.01.26 01:28:00 -
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Well mate, I don't listern to 3J so no clue there.
Ah well, another bloody lovely day with the family
Quote:
Ignorance killed the cat; Curiosity just got framed.
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