Dafuzz
Gallente
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:04:00 -
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One day at band camp.....
No wait. Wrong story.
Not really, it was sort of a band camp. It was Band of Brothers camp. There were 4 corps.
Then furry anime (yech) stuff happened, then IT was born. Well tended and groomed....
Then there were A LOT more IT. CEO's of member corps changed hands; but one thing was sure, SirMolle of Evolution was up front and behind the scenes pulling strings and doing other things, or was he?
As in any organization, it's lonely at the top. Ideas floated amongst the troops hungry to lead. Everything floats down here....
A nefarious plot was hatched.....
In a dark room, a disgruntled potato-chip-eating, basement-dwelling neckbeard (who also happened to love sushi, and fancied himself as suave`) with mad 'shop skillz created a scenario via picture of the mighty SirMolle caught unawares by camera with his pants down with a Minmatar slave boy. They released the photo amongst the largest alliance in Eve, and immediately, the reaction was one of jealousy within two groups. Finfleet directorate were so outraged that their alliance leader and hero, previously thought to be a stalwart breeder, was in fact apparently *gasp* one of them! Meltdown and weeping and gnashing of teeth happened; x13 commiserated with Finfleet's righteous indignation, as they all had so worshipped and wished they could have been that Minnie slave, especially as SirMolle's Titan(s) was/were way "more" than Remedial's.....
The neckbeard seemed to have tilted the scales in the favor of the disgruntled...but alas...
SirMolle and his crew were able to prove that was a 'shopped photograph, as after all, we have seen a few 'shops in our time; Molle spanked Finfleet and x13 in a not-so-private way, due to the neckbeard having yet another disgruntled neckbeard spai in the midst.
Fast forward to more recent events....
Somehow (the cause is still under investigation) Mad-Cow was released upon the cattle all across North America, Europe, and Asia, and all the beef eaters (ahem) were clamoring and hungry for their normal steady protein diet. Of particular love of beef, were those hold-outs from BoB. However, the only un-tainted beef left to eat was that from South America, Argentina specifically. This beef was totally tasty to most, yet was unpalatable to two groups within the IT alliance, more specifically the same ones offended originally who were still butte hurt (and not in a good way they really liked) by the spanking they took from the initial neckbeard plot. Forum fapping ensued, rumors abounded....
Moral of the story? Stay tuned, there's more fun to be had. Best wishes to all, and to all, fly safe!
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