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Dafuzz
Gallente
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:04:00 -
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One day at band camp.....
No wait. Wrong story.
Not really, it was sort of a band camp. It was Band of Brothers camp. There were 4 corps.
Then furry anime (yech) stuff happened, then IT was born. Well tended and groomed....
Then there were A LOT more IT. CEO's of member corps changed hands; but one thing was sure, SirMolle of Evolution was up front and behind the scenes pulling strings and doing other things, or was he?
As in any organization, it's lonely at the top. Ideas floated amongst the troops hungry to lead. Everything floats down here....
A nefarious plot was hatched.....
In a dark room, a disgruntled potato-chip-eating, basement-dwelling neckbeard (who also happened to love sushi, and fancied himself as suave`) with mad 'shop skillz created a scenario via picture of the mighty SirMolle caught unawares by camera with his pants down with a Minmatar slave boy. They released the photo amongst the largest alliance in Eve, and immediately, the reaction was one of jealousy within two groups. Finfleet directorate were so outraged that their alliance leader and hero, previously thought to be a stalwart breeder, was in fact apparently *gasp* one of them! Meltdown and weeping and gnashing of teeth happened; x13 commiserated with Finfleet's righteous indignation, as they all had so worshipped and wished they could have been that Minnie slave, especially as SirMolle's Titan(s) was/were way "more" than Remedial's.....
The neckbeard seemed to have tilted the scales in the favor of the disgruntled...but alas...
SirMolle and his crew were able to prove that was a 'shopped photograph, as after all, we have seen a few 'shops in our time; Molle spanked Finfleet and x13 in a not-so-private way, due to the neckbeard having yet another disgruntled neckbeard spai in the midst.
Fast forward to more recent events....
Somehow (the cause is still under investigation) Mad-Cow was released upon the cattle all across North America, Europe, and Asia, and all the beef eaters (ahem) were clamoring and hungry for their normal steady protein diet. Of particular love of beef, were those hold-outs from BoB. However, the only un-tainted beef left to eat was that from South America, Argentina specifically. This beef was totally tasty to most, yet was unpalatable to two groups within the IT alliance, more specifically the same ones offended originally who were still butte hurt (and not in a good way they really liked) by the spanking they took from the initial neckbeard plot. Forum fapping ensued, rumors abounded....
Moral of the story? Stay tuned, there's more fun to be had. Best wishes to all, and to all, fly safe!
Furthermore,
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-I have amnesia, do I come here often? |
Angel HUN
Caldari
Destructive Influence
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:07:00 -
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In before someone posts that speech from Billy Madison.
 Originally by: CCP Oveur
We. Will. Never. Leave. EVE.
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1Of9
Gallente
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:07:00 -
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Edited by: 1Of9 on 24/01/2011 20:07:10
\o fly safe guys
mucho love
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Kryztal
Caldari
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:09:00 -
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Ciao my fairy friends :( we had some fun times !
- WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU ! -
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Braxton Mazimus
Caldari
Did I just do that
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:11:00 -
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jokes are horrible damage control...
you suck at life...
please kill yourself...
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Cadela Fria
Amarr
x13
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:11:00 -
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Much <3 all around to IT folks, had a great time ^-^
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Metal Dude
Gallente
Destructive Influence
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:14:00 -
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Good luck guys. Much <3 and I don't mean it THAT way. 
The truth will set you free
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Dafuzz
Gallente
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Braxton Mazimus
jokes are horrible damage control...
you suck at life...
please kill yourself...
Are you mad, bro?
-Dfz
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Hyveres
Caldari
Black Nova Corp
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:16:00 -
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Fly safe o/
There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload." |
Dank Man
Minmatar
FinFleet
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:17:00 -
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I will miss the drunken ops, PK roams, and some great epic battles. Thanks for the fleets gents, and best of luck in the future. o7
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Oljud Zork
Amarr
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:17:00 -
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Good luck guys!
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Querns
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:18:00 -
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idgi
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UberSmudge
Amarr
Battlestars
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:19:00 -
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WHY CANT WE ALL BE FRIENDS?!
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Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:19:00 -
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So is this the last IT/ex-IT circle jerk before IT finally collapses completely??
Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of facts. |
Orkasm
Minmatar
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:20:00 -
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Posting in IT Failcascade Thread
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Inolamos Sitaras
Gallente
Tin Foil
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:23:00 -
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bye bye guys, have fun!
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IronGoldenEagle
Caldari
The New Era
C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: Cadela Fria
Much <3 all around to IT folks, had a great time ^-^
obviously not THAT great
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PipingHotCookies
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:23:00 -
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I've never seen this many IT people post in the same thread.
Hell. I've never seen this many IT people actually show up to a fight.
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Pherick Sjang
Minmatar
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:26:00 -
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Del Girl
Gallente
Black Nova Corp
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:27:00 -
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Fly safe o/
If not safe make sure something explodes in a huge ball of fire!
Del
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Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: PipingHotCookies
I've never seen this many IT people post in the same thread.
They are not allowed to post in CAOD. They are also not allowed to swear or have fun in-game. They are a family-friendly alliance.
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Hideki Tsutomi
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:33:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XluKcRSlXAw
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Metal Dude
Gallente
Destructive Influence
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Skunk Gracklaw
They are a family-friendly alliance.
Unlike a ****** friendly alliance that you are in.
The truth will set you free
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Cadela Fria
Amarr
x13
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:36:00 -
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Originally by: IronGoldenEagle
Originally by: Cadela Fria
Much <3 all around to IT folks, had a great time ^-^
obviously not THAT great
I mean this in the nicest way possible:
Really? How did you figure that? Are you a regular Sherlock Holmes or something?
Aside from the level of pure stupidity of your post (your post, not you..difference), there is such a thing as remembering the good things (of which there are PLENTY) of our time in IT, and parting ways in a respectful manner, and I'll thank you not to sully or degrade the moment, or make any assumptions of which its not anyone's place to make unless they know the full spectrum of whats happening and why.
Thank you.
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wizzard66
Gallente
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:36:00 -
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Bye X13 and leatherlovers Finfleet, thanx for the fun and good times
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Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Metal Dude
Unlike a ****** friendly alliance that you are in.
Calm down man...don't give yourself a stroke. It's just a video game.
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Seijen
Caldari
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:38:00 -
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Bye guys. |
Slap Chop
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: Cadela Fria
Really? How did you figure that? Are you a regular Sherlock Holmes or something?
Aside from the level of pure stupidity of your post (your post, not you..difference), there is such a thing as remembering the good things (of which there are PLENTY) of our time in IT, and parting ways in a respectful manner, and I'll thank you not to sully or degrade the moment, or make any assumptions of which its not anyone's place to make unless they know the full spectrum of whats happening and why.
Thank you.
/Stomps feet in anger
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iWash
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Metal Dude
Originally by: Skunk Gracklaw
They are a family-friendly alliance.
Unlike a ****** friendly alliance that you are in.
Whatever gave you that idea?
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Jessie42
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:42:00 -
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Bye bye to half your supercap pilots.
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