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Blasterella Amarr	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:11:00 - [1] Edited by: Blasterella on 29/01/2011 19:12:00 Space Barbie is epic fail. * The interface is one of the most hostile bits of software I have ever had the displeasure of using * The d*** light keeps blinking. After >100 attempts to capture my portrait while the face is lit, I just said frell it. * The stupid things keep moving while you try to adjust them. * Except you can't adjust them hardly at all. * Its not even clear how the adjustments work. You move a certain way and sometimes things change, sometimes they don't. -- As to the rest of the release: - Sansha rubbish is rubbish. CCP created content is fail content. What happened to that sandbox thing? Now you are forcing people to go to your fail PVE parties or leave the constellation. - Modernized shortcuts: great. Now tell me again CCP, how do I freeze the overview, since you took that off the <ctrl> button? Oh, that's right, CCP has no idea what a real fleet fight is like. And the bugs. Honestly, do you guys even HAVE quality control? EDIT: lol. The portrait doesn't have the head shadowed in game - just in the tool. wtf ccp, you suck.
Selinate Amarr Red Water Syndicate	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:13:00 - [2] Though I loathe the term "Space Barbie", and even if you are a troll, you have completely valid points about the character creator. I would've preferred just to get sliding bars, tbh
Marcus Junius	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:17:00 - [3] Originally by: Selinate I would've preferred just to get sliding bars, tbh Maybe both. I've gotten quite used to the current ones and after some practice you can generally get what you want. Unless you had something like 40+ sliders, you would have less options with them.
Lekla en Chasteaux Gallente	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:21:00 - [4] Originally by: Marcus Junius Unless you had something like 40+ sliders, you would have less options with them. Erm... I don't believe this is true at all. Most of these "sculpting" areas are just glorified sliders. Move the mouse one way, one bodily feature changes. Move it the other way, it changes the opposite way. Nothing so complex as it's made out to be.
Jada Maroo	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:23:00 - [5] Looks like you didn't have trouble finding the boob sizer.
Harrigan VonStudly Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:25:00 - [6] Can I squeeze them *******?
Your Client	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:33:00 - [7] Originally by: Blasterella Edited by: Blasterella on 29/01/2011 19:12:00 * The stupid things(avatars) keep moving while you try to adjust them. This. The movement issue has been brought up so many times.. on the Sisi forums. Theres been complaints about this from the very beginning. CCP did nothing. CCP Troll perhaps?
Lunewrath Amarr	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:38:00 - [8] Originally by: Selinate Though I loathe the term "Space Barbie", and even if you are a troll, you have completely valid points about the character creator. I would've preferred just to get sliding bars, tbh Hi sis!
Cathy Drall Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:44:00 - [9] Edited by: Cathy Drall on 29/01/2011 19:44:54 Hello OP, I must admit the character creator isn't the most user friendly/intuitive tool I've seen. It's still quite possible to get decent results with it though, it took me a while but I'm quite pleased with what I finally made out of it (after 3 tries). It was both a burden as a relief. Best regards, Space Barbie "Im not nearly as paranoid as people think I am"
Selinate Amarr Red Water Syndicate	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:48:00 - [10] Originally by: Lunewrath Hi sis! My twin has emerged. Apparently I wasn't as creative as I thought.
Kukiri	Posted - 2011.01.29 19:54:00 - [11] Originally by: Blasterella Edited by: Blasterella on 29/01/2011 19:12:00 Space Barbie is epic fail. ... wtf ccp, you suck. Looks like your entire character creation consisted of about six mouse clicks. Random morph, random morph, boob slider to max, pose for boobage, light for boobage, take photo. It's not CCP that sucks. It's your skills as an artist.

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:10:00 - [12] Is this a thread about the pilot Spaceship Barbie that is scamming in Amarr local? Secure 3rd party service \| my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

stoicfaux Gallente	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:13:00 - [13] Edited by: stoicfaux on 29/01/2011 20:13:26 Originally by: Blasterella After >100 attempts to capture my portrait while the face is lit, I just said frell it. Originally by: Chribba Is this a thread about the pilot Spaceship Barbie that is scamming in Amarr local? No, it's a subtle expression of the OP's frustration over the cancellation of the Farscape series and how Claudia Black showed more skin in Stargate than in Farscape. ----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
Enraged Stoat	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:15:00 - [14] Originally by: Chribba Is this a thread about the pilot Spaceship Barbie that is scamming in Amarr local? If it is someone plz pew him to death. Spammy spam spam. Nice hair btw Chribba :)
Gen Viascola	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:20:00 - [15] Originally by: stoicfaux Edited by: stoicfaux on 29/01/2011 20:13:26 No, it's a subtle expression of the OP's frustration over the cancellation of the Farscape series and how Claudia Black showed more skin in Stargate than in Farscape. ROTFL. Great... I love Claudia Black.
Quemist	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:31:00 - [16] Despite all of the hardships through your trials and tribulations you still created some really great ****.
Caldariftw123	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:31:00 - [17] ITT: Someone who put all their effort into making a boob-shot character complains about the character creator. Great, we should totally take you seriously :P Ok 'trolling' aside, I actually like the new creator, I found it 90% easy to use. The character moving was FSDS(DF$ annoying as $)%$% sometimes but it did give them 'life' .. what would be a great compromise is if they stayed ****ing still when we click a tick box or something for editing.
Mess Enger	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:46:00 - [18] Here we go with another pointless whine thread whining about random and pointless stuff.
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:49:00 - [19] Hi Blasterella. I think you know me. I'd just like to say I love you and would love to have your space babies. Even without that ugly space barbie portrait, at least you show to have something inside that head of yours. And we all know, that's the true sexy. <3 - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Cedric Longbottom	Posted - 2011.01.29 20:53:00 - [20] Well if this is a 'problems' thread ... I think the new key bindings are amazing, everyone should be using the Atl + \ bind, i thankfully stumbled apon it without realising what it did before hand, oh the fun i had there after!
Killstealing	Posted - 2011.01.29 21:16:00 - [21] i had no problem
Aderata Nonkin	Posted - 2011.01.30 01:50:00 - [22] Random whining is random. The OP is clearly a troll.
Danton Marcellus Nebula Rasa Holdings	Posted - 2011.01.30 02:46:00 - [23] New character creator is shaite. This message was brought to you by Danton Marcellus and I disapprove of your new faces. Also Known As
Kuzya Viziam	Posted - 2011.01.30 02:50:00 - [24] I actually loved it.
Irani Firecam Fidelas Constans	Posted - 2011.01.30 03:16:00 - [25] I found the character creator to be intuitive to use.
Alpheias Euphoria Released	Posted - 2011.01.30 03:34:00 - [26] Originally by: Blasterella SAND IN THE SNATCH RAGE Honestly, I don't get why you are so upset when you got the boob shot you clearly wanted...?
Irani Firecam Fidelas Constans	Posted - 2011.01.30 03:36:00 - [27] I think the OP is raging because his portrait doesn't look like http://image.eveonline.com/Character/457266266_512.jpg.
Calathea Sata	Posted - 2011.01.30 03:38:00 - [28] I think it takes too much trial and error to learn how to use it, I agree that the interface is very poorly designed except the sculpting tool which is fun to use. Sansha incursion is quite rubbish I agree, in fact, CCP please stop releasing "beta contents" and use TQ as a testing platform... you should have a clearer vision and know how hard it should be before releasing it, not "release > get feedback > adjust difficulty" that just totally takes away the challenge.
Alpheias Euphoria Released	Posted - 2011.01.30 03:39:00 - [29] Originally by: Irani Firecam I think the OP is raging because his portrait doesn't look like http://image.eveonline.com/Character/457266266_512.jpg. Well, a good start would be taking off the shirt and turning the toon toward the camera, seems so obvious doesn't it?
Khonsu	Posted - 2011.01.30 04:03:00 - [30] How much did Space Barbie scam you for?

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