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Vespa Peyri
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.08.20 10:23:00 -
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This guy is what defines Dreddit.
Behold the lolfits:
Kill One Kill Two Kill Three
Have a nice day.  |

Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Republic University Minmatar Republic
243
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Posted - 2012.08.20 10:24:00 -
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I don't like defending TEST/CFC/HBC/Goons, but to be honest they're kicking your asses. You guys really had better step up on the PVP. |

Altrue
Exploration Frontier inc
39
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Posted - 2012.08.20 10:37:00 -
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Perhaps, but except if I'm not understanding a deep inner strategy, I agree : here are lolfits. (This first might be a bait).
[Hapiness I blueprint]
Whine less - [1] Enjoy more - [1] |

Zera Kerrigan
Dark Tempest Enterprises
23
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Posted - 2012.08.20 10:43:00 -
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That's how I fit all of my ships. Can't be space poor man. |

Theangryhobo
Hobo Industries Inc
57
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Posted - 2012.08.20 10:44:00 -
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Looks like Victoria had a bad day.
Especially on Kill 2. 1 just makes me laugh. Hobo Industries Inc is recruiting |

Lenrir Andven
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
93
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Posted - 2012.08.20 10:51:00 -
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Hey, just proves TEST aren't broke. They are able to throw 'strategically balanced' fits such as this. |

Halcyon Ingenium
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
169
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Posted - 2012.08.20 10:57:00 -
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Ah yes, pilots fresh from our warfare doctrine bootcamp! Fitting their ships using knowledge from our keenest minds! Huzzah! They say that in learning the game Go, it is best to lose your first 50 games as soon as possible. This is because Go is complex, and the only way you will start to get an idea of strategy and play is by first sucking and failing as hard as you can. So...In EVE, it is best to get your first 50 deaths by combat as soon as possible. |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2308
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:06:00 -
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TEST Rifter Please Ignore TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Tiberius Sunstealer
Phantom Soulreavers Axiom Solaris
126
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:10:00 -
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You don't fit your mining battleships with officer and deadspace mods? Then how will you survive against the highsec gankers? |

Generals4
1024
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:37:00 -
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It's good to know every plex i buy funds ******** fits like that because surely people with such bad fits could not have earned that isk by PVE'ing. I mean, i sometimes try terrible fits but the first one is just too bad to be true. The armor tanking rokh didn't even have an explosive hardener.... -Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
1077
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:48:00 -
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You created this alt, and this thread, just to share this groundbreaking information?
I think that might qualify you as terrible enough to join them.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
670
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:53:00 -
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^ Well he would have to have just created this alt, as well as just bought Aurum clothes and goggles, all that just to post these three links, then biomass the character and aurum clothes, so no one can trace it back to him.
Then I think TEST would accept him into their alliance. I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |

Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
55
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:55:00 -
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breaking news thread 
thx for sharing |

Tomytronic
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
214
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Posted - 2012.08.20 12:36:00 -
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What's wrong with a brick-tanked Scorpion? I guess our little alt in the OP doesn't actually fight much but prefers running away from every fight in his 100mn cruiser. |

Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
534
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Posted - 2012.08.20 12:38:00 -
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Isn't there a better forum category for this kind of stuff? Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Mallak Azaria
555
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Posted - 2012.08.20 12:39:00 -
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OP wishes he could afford nice stuff. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |

Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Republic University Minmatar Republic
246
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Posted - 2012.08.20 12:40:00 -
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Frying Doom wrote:Isn't there a better forum category for this kind of stuff?
CAOD. |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2308
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:06:00 -
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Generals4 wrote:It's good to know every plex i buy funds ******** fits like that because surely people with such bad fits could not have earned that isk by PVE'ing. I mean, i sometimes try terrible fits but the first one is just too bad to be true. The armor tanking rokh didn't even have an explosive hardener....
Pretty sure the rokh was a troll fit, and it takes zero brainpower to PvE in EVE. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

stoicfaux
1464
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:33:00 -
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Moral of the story: Don't engage in a war of attrition with Victoria?
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Halcyon Ingenium
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
170
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:41:00 -
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lol, What's a troll fit? I don't even know, hey c'mon, alright! They say that in learning the game Go, it is best to lose your first 50 games as soon as possible. This is because Go is complex, and the only way you will start to get an idea of strategy and play is by first sucking and failing as hard as you can. So...In EVE, it is best to get your first 50 deaths by combat as soon as possible. |
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Cede Forster
EVE University Ivy League
20
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:45:00 -
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Tomytronic wrote:What's wrong with a brick-tanked Scorpion? I guess our little alt in the OP doesn't actually fight much but prefers running away from every fight in his 100mn cruiser.
I second that, what exactly is the issue with the Scorpion fitting? That would be a what, 60k shield tank (?) with neuts and ecm, whats the big deal? That it does not have a full rack of ECM and a paper-ish armor tank? The weapons are obviously just to fill the slots so "oh well" 
I am assumed this was/is some kind of standard fitting for TEST and CFC
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14207108 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14350726 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14343751 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14346760 |

Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Republic University Minmatar Republic
248
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:47:00 -
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Contrary to popular scrublord belief it is not ideal to have a max ECM fitted blackbird/scorpion/falcon and it is wise to actually fit a respectable tank on them. Sure they don't have as much jamming power but you can actually keep them alive in a large engagement.
Besides, in most engagements there are only a few targets (*cough* logistics) that need to be jammed. |

Cede Forster
EVE University Ivy League
20
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:51:00 -
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Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
Contrary to popular scrublord belief it is not ideal to have a max ECM fitted blackbird/scorpion/falcon and it is wise to actually fit a respectable tank on them. Sure they don't have as much jamming power but you can actually keep them alive in a large engagement.
Besides, in most engagements there are only a few targets (*cough* logistics) that need to be jammed.
On the plus side for the fit would also stand the fact that scorpions have a reputation as "not tanked obvious primary", one reason more to go for a substantial shield tank and take the low slots for boosting ECM strength.
But the most important argument of course is still that it is just WRONG to fit an armor tank on a caldari ship, it is just not right!  |

Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
2670
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:56:00 -
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Why did you have to alt post this? (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |

Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes
5
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Posted - 2012.08.20 15:18:00 -
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Test are so **** they accidentally conquered a third of nullsec.
Amirite guys? |

stoicfaux
1466
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Posted - 2012.08.20 15:32:00 -
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Inquisitor Kitchner wrote: Test are so **** they accidentally conquered a third of nullsec.
Amirite guys?
This ^^. The Mongols conquered most of Asia and they fueled their camp fires with horse dung. Conquering and poo have a long, intertwined history.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
1224
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Posted - 2012.08.20 16:03:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Inquisitor Kitchner wrote: Test are so **** they accidentally conquered a third of nullsec.
Amirite guys?
This ^^. The Mongols conquered most of Asia and they fueled their camp fires with horse dung. Conquering and poo have a long, intertwined history. The Mongols conquered most of Asia by themselves...
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2312
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Posted - 2012.08.20 16:06:00 -
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Marlona Sky wrote:stoicfaux wrote:Inquisitor Kitchner wrote: Test are so **** they accidentally conquered a third of nullsec.
Amirite guys?
This ^^. The Mongols conquered most of Asia and they fueled their camp fires with horse dung. Conquering and poo have a long, intertwined history. The Mongols conquered most of Asia by themselves...
Actually, they recruited armies from each conquered territory. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

TheBreadMuncher
Boxxed Up Industries EPIC Alliance
201
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Posted - 2012.08.20 16:22:00 -
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War Kitten wrote: You created this alt, and this thread, just to share this groundbreaking information?
I think that might qualify you as terrible enough to join them.
I found it groundbreaking. I thought some TEST members might have a granule of competency in them. I was wrong. "We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming. |

Spurty
D00M. Northern Coalition.
429
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Posted - 2012.08.20 16:45:00 -
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For every 50 people in corp, one person is a completely "pants on head" derplewd.
That's a lot of derp in some corps ---- CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
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Yokai Mitsuhide
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
437
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Posted - 2012.08.20 18:00:00 -
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Frying Doom wrote:Isn't there a better forum category for this kind of stuff?
No forum anywhere cares about TEST Alliance either. |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2313
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Posted - 2012.08.20 18:01:00 -
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Yokai Mitsuhide wrote:Frying Doom wrote:Isn't there a better forum category for this kind of stuff? No forum anywhere cares about TEST Alliance either.
Its pretty easy to spot the forum alts of ex-Delve residents. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Yokai Mitsuhide
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
437
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Posted - 2012.08.20 18:03:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Yokai Mitsuhide wrote:Frying Doom wrote:Isn't there a better forum category for this kind of stuff? No forum anywhere cares about TEST Alliance either. Its pretty easy to spot the forum alts of ex-Delve residents.
This probably isn't going to come as a shock to you but.... I didn't read what you actually said. TEST posts I just ignore. |

Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
345
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Posted - 2012.08.20 18:36:00 -
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Ooooh, my word (/me shudders)... There is a fine and proper artistry to wielding verbal scalpels, such that the crap-poster you've slashed doesn't even know they've been cut. But verbal bludgeons -- Those are just fun. |

Garreth Vlox
Sons Of 0din Dark Therapy
71
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Posted - 2012.08.20 19:40:00 -
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That first one kinda SCREAMS bait ship but the rupture... thats just win right there. |

Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
1224
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Posted - 2012.08.20 20:36:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Marlona Sky wrote:stoicfaux wrote:Inquisitor Kitchner wrote: Test are so **** they accidentally conquered a third of nullsec.
Amirite guys?
This ^^. The Mongols conquered most of Asia and they fueled their camp fires with horse dung. Conquering and poo have a long, intertwined history. The Mongols conquered most of Asia by themselves... Actually, they recruited armies from each conquered territory. TEST conquered Goons and the rest of the CFC?! 
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |

Alyssa Barton
High Tech Industries
0
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Posted - 2012.08.20 21:33:00 -
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What was the fit on the TEST bait carrier that got 15 of your Supercarriers killed? |

Generals4
1024
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Posted - 2012.08.20 21:40:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Generals4 wrote:It's good to know every plex i buy funds ******** fits like that because surely people with such bad fits could not have earned that isk by PVE'ing. I mean, i sometimes try terrible fits but the first one is just too bad to be true. The armor tanking rokh didn't even have an explosive hardener.... Pretty sure the rokh was a troll fit, and it takes zero brainpower to PvE in EVE.
Well i hope it was a troll fit but PVE still takes more brainpower than whatever brainpower someone has to fit a rokh like that and thinking it's a good fit.
-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1273
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Posted - 2012.08.20 21:41:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Its pretty easy to spot the forum alts of ex-Delve residents. Yeah, well they at least can retreat to the forums. You can't dig them out from the EVE forums ! Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |

Halcyon Ingenium
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
170
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Posted - 2012.08.20 22:25:00 -
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Inquisitor Kitchner wrote: Test are so **** they accidentally conquered a third of nullsec.
Amirite guys?
Yes, much like the divine slack master J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, we do most things perfectly by accident, by slanting the luck plane with our foot-gland and sniffing out slack with our third nostril. Praise "Bob"! They say that in learning the game Go, it is best to lose your first 50 games as soon as possible. This is because Go is complex, and the only way you will start to get an idea of strategy and play is by first sucking and failing as hard as you can. So...In EVE, it is best to get your first 50 deaths by combat as soon as possible. |
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Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2315
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Posted - 2012.08.20 22:54:00 -
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Halcyon Ingenium wrote:Inquisitor Kitchner wrote: Test are so **** they accidentally conquered a third of nullsec.
Amirite guys?
Yes, much like the divine slack master J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, we do most things perfectly by accident, by slanting the luck plane with our foot-gland and sniffing out slack with our third nostril. Praise "Bob"!
Relevant. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4423
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Posted - 2012.08.20 23:06:00 -
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Yeah that guy has nothing on jeffraider: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=518656 "WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |

Abel Merkabah
The Executioners Capital Punishment.
104
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Posted - 2012.08.20 23:13:00 -
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Ha ha ha...ADD On the high slots... "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems." |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2315
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Posted - 2012.08.20 23:14:00 -
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Jeffraider Best Raider TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Alara IonStorm
3006
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Posted - 2012.08.21 02:10:00 -
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Captain jeffraider: Fire Everything Commander. Then inform me what worked best.
Bridge Commander: Sir couldn't you have just looked up fits on Battleclinic.
Captain jeffraider: The forums say I need real experience. Battleclinic is for noobs. I will not forget your sacrifice when I am podded back to the station nameless commander.
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SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
495
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Posted - 2012.08.21 02:32:00 -
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I don't know that people who fit guns to their Scimitars should really be talking about idiot fits. |

Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Republic University Minmatar Republic
253
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Posted - 2012.08.21 02:37:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:I don't know that people who fit guns to their Scimitars should really be talking about idiot fits.
But but but teh killmails |

Liang Nuren
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
1940
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Posted - 2012.08.21 04:43:00 -
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I admit that mail made me laugh far more than the ones in the OP.
-Liang Normally on 5:00 -> 9-10:00 Eve (Aus TZ?) Blog: http://liangnuren.wordpress.com PVP Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/LiangNuren/videos Twitter: http://twitter.com/LiangNuren
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James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation RAZOR Alliance
520
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Posted - 2012.08.21 04:44:00 -
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Hooray confirmation bias! EVE's 4th of July Fireworks |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1274
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Posted - 2012.08.21 04:46:00 -
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Liang Nuren wrote:I admit that mail made me laugh far more than the ones in the OP. -Liang .... that's an impressive amount of storyline weapons (that's what they are, right?) Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |
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Soldarius
TreadStone Standard Tribal Band
277
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Posted - 2012.08.21 05:02:00 -
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Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:Contrary to popular scrublord belief it is not ideal to have a max ECM fitted blackbird/scorpion/falcon and it is wise to actually fit a respectable tank on them. Sure they don't have as much jamming power but you can actually keep them alive in a large engagement.
Besides, in most engagements there are only a few targets (*cough* logistics) that need to be jammed.
Ideal has more to do with intent and player skill than what the "best fit" is.
There are reasons to fly brick tank scorps. There are reasons to fly max-ECM scorps. There are reasons to fly max-ranged scorps.
I personally don't care for the brick tank because fi you're onyl going to field 1 or 2 ECM mods, you're not going to be jamming much, and may as well just bring more dps ships like Rohk. But then again, maybe you want the enemy to focus on your brick-fit BS.
If you go max-ECM, you definitely need to be more alert and aware of your situation. Yup. You'll get more successful jam cycles off. And if you stay at range, you should be safe. But if your ECM ships get warped in on, it's going to be messy. "How do you kill that which has no life?" |

Cede Forster
EVE University Ivy League
21
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Posted - 2012.08.21 05:44:00 -
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Soldarius wrote:And if you stay at range, you should be safe. .
Famous last words? 
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Theodoric Darkwind
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
175
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Posted - 2012.08.21 06:02:00 -
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Frying Doom wrote:Isn't there a better forum category for this kind of stuff?
Nope, should petition CCP to create at "comedy fit discussion forum"
Victoria wanted to make some comedy lossmails, mission accomplished hahahaha.
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Ekscalybur
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.08.21 06:25:00 -
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Can anyone seriously be made fun of when the kill mail has 100+ people on it?
Serioulsly, 100+ people on that killmail. Past, oh I don't know, 65 people, you no longer get to make fun of the fit of the people you 'sploded. I come back 4 years later...... a newb with 26M skillpoints.  |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2322
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Posted - 2012.08.21 09:12:00 -
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Ekscalybur wrote:Can anyone seriously be made fun of when the kill mail has 100+ people on it? Serioulsly, 100+ people on that killmail. Past, oh I don't know, 65 people, you no longer get to make fun of the fit of the people you 'sploded.
Are you joking?!? TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4434
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Posted - 2012.08.21 15:07:00 -
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Ekscalybur wrote:Can anyone seriously be made fun of when the kill mail has 100+ people on it? Serioulsly, 100+ people on that killmail. Past, oh I don't know, 65 people, you no longer get to make fun of the fit of the people you 'sploded.
please look at the fit and take some time to think about it "WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1278
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Posted - 2012.08.21 23:31:00 -
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Andski wrote:Ekscalybur wrote:Can anyone seriously be made fun of when the kill mail has 100+ people on it? Serioulsly, 100+ people on that killmail. Past, oh I don't know, 65 people, you no longer get to make fun of the fit of the people you 'sploded. please look at the fit and take some time to think about it Because blobber(s) Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |
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