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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.02.03 23:46:00 -
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Just post them here. They don't even have to make sense or be balanced, as this isn't an idea thread, but just an entertainment thread. I will start:
1 - Steal a Tech III Jovian Titan 2 - Get ahold of an admin-only Super Weapon (mainly the GM Ultra Mega Super Death Ray) 3 - Pickpocket another player by using the Give Money System and giving them a negative amount of money. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |

Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.03 23:47:00 -
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1. Help new and old players 2. Make lots of ISKs 3. Collect all ships --------- The making of the new Jenny Spitfire |

Guillame Herschel
Gallente NME1
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Posted - 2011.02.03 23:57:00 -
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1. Warp to any point within a solar system's 20AU boundary, without having to have placed a bookmark there. 2. Anchor a POS at a safe spot away from any moon. 3. Jump/bridge a Black Ops from Hikkoken to Nennamalia (adjacent systems separated by > 4.5 ly)
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Stan Jens
Gallente KaaiiNet Holding Executor Corp
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Posted - 2011.02.03 23:58:00 -
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1. Permanently ban all in game accounts that make crappy threads 2. Permanently ban all in game accounts that make crappy threads 3. Permanently ban all in game accounts that make crappy threads
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Murixo
M. Corp M. PIRE
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Posted - 2011.02.03 23:59:00 -
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1. Quit EVE 2. Uninstall EVE 3. Microwave my HDDs so I can't reinstall EVE
But I can't. EVE will continue to suck up every spare minute of my life.
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Maken Cheese
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:03:00 -
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Edited by: Maken Cheese on 04/02/2011 00:04:45 I wish I had my own region, where I could destroy the stargates leading in so no one could bother me.
Oh wait, you said three things. Well, I could use some minions, so I guess I also wish I could have slaves. I can't think of anything else I want: just my own region with many, many slaves.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:08:00 -
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connect remain connected trust the client to be stable enough to go pew pew. ---
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Sader Rykane
Amarr Midnight Sentinels Midnight Space Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:08:00 -
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Originally by: Maken Cheese Edited by: Maken Cheese on 04/02/2011 00:04:45 I wish I had my own region, where I could destroy the stargates leading in so no one could bother me.
Oh wait, you said three things. Well, I could use some minions, so I guess I also wish I could have slaves. I can't think of anything else I want: just my own region with many, many slaves.
W-Space?
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Oriana Mortuney
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:10:00 -
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1) Jump with any ship using cap by 'plotting' a course that takes X time depending upon distance, ship mass, etc. Bypassing 'safety' allowing me to make 'combat' jumps that result in me taking damage, ending up off the mark or even exploding if the jump is really long/complicated and I 'over' rush it.
2) Use tractor beams on other ships, also reversing them to repulse.
3) Pilot fighters/bombers and be able to manually fly them, dogfight in space etc.
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Maken Cheese
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:10:00 -
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Originally by: Sader Rykane W-Space?
My region would obviously have some kind of Jove situation where no wormholes lead in.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:11:00 -
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Originally by: Maken Cheese
Originally by: Sader Rykane W-Space?
My region would obviously have some kind of Jove situation where no wormholes lead in.
No you muppet he was suggesting what you were looking for was j-space where you can collapse the wormholes leading to you  ---
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Grog Barrel
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:12:00 -
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1. mess around 2. buttsecs 3. too messy
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:13:00 -
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I wish I could wear a hat.
The difference between my wish, and the rest, is I'm going to get my wish. 
Originally by: Infinity Ziona
Your avatar makes me want to follow you to a rural farmstead, give you all my worldly goods and call you The Aiwha.
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Maken Cheese
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps No you muppet he was suggesting what you were looking for was j-space where you can collapse the wormholes leading to you 
That would take too much effort. And I want a region, not just one system. I'm greedy.
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Takarina
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:20:00 -
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Petition a bot and see him get banned.
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:29:00 -
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1. Walk in stations 2. See the old cyno effects again (now that I fly caps) 3. Fire an AoE doomsday device 
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Capt Chaotic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:39:00 -
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Edited by: Capt Chaotic on 04/02/2011 00:41:20 1: The ability to reach through the screen and slap the **** out of some guy that smack talks and says things he never, EVER would have the courage to say to a person in real life. (Guess this can be applied to anything regarding the internet).
2: I like the Tractor Beam idea to catch a ship.
3: Be able to shoot botting ships and not get gate gunned or concorded for it. Instead, we should get medals and LP.
*edited for content. |

DoNotTouch
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:44:00 -
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1. Fly my ships with a joystick 2. get more live events into lowsec, so i can kill so many carebears again 3. buff lowsec
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Escaflowne DeVille
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:46:00 -
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Edited by: Escaflowne DeVille on 04/02/2011 00:46:50 1. Land/Explore/Colonize planets, moons, comets ie: Planet and moon bases.
2. Travel without the need of stargates.
3. Customize my ships
and much much more.....
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Kangaax
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:52:00 -
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Edited by: Kangaax on 04/02/2011 00:52:51 1- Meet chicks 2- Discover that EVE Gate leads to the WoW universe, and bomb them with a 100 man titan fleet 3- Go to deeper and deeper W-Space until you reach hell, take over it and use it to control all EVE universe.
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Magnus Orin
Minmatar United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:56:00 -
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1-Dock in Carriers (I think carriers should have a force projection role in Eve. Similar to the titan bridge but on a smaller scale). 2-Hunt for real player Bounties using a non-exploitable and revamped system that is intuitive and fun. 3-Get more solo kills. Sarcasm - Because i'm too far away to strangle you. |

Hoya en Marland
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Posted - 2011.02.04 01:02:00 -
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1. land on the planets 2. warp to wherever I want without having BMs (scanner probes can, so why ships can not?) 3. build my own deadspace base with option to lock the gate
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate Syndicate.
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Posted - 2011.02.04 01:07:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 04/02/2011 01:09:12 1- To be able to press a button and electrocute forum *****s in real life 2- Be able to see the results of 1 3- Make sure I alone have access to 1
PS anyone want to turn this into the Corrupted Wish Game III: Return of the Spam? and further more why do i even need a sig? |

Selinate
Amarr Red Water Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.04 01:10:00 -
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Edited by: Selinate on 04/02/2011 01:11:07 1) Walk in a station
2) manual controls
3) A forum block feature... where I can just block all posts from certain people.
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tradealt47293
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Posted - 2011.02.04 01:20:00 -
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1. Pod Scotty, the docking manager 2. Angel cartel cap ships 3. Bribe CONCORD with donuts
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Rebecca Aventine
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Posted - 2011.02.04 01:31:00 -
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1. Board an enemy ship with a few hundred marines and capture it. 2. Modify my character/portrait whenever I like. 3. Have more than one character training on a single account.
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BeanBagKing
Terra Incognita Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.04 01:37:00 -
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1. Joystick flight 2. Watch my turrets visually miss when they do miss 3. Make more isk
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Kogh Ayon
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Posted - 2011.02.04 01:59:00 -
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1. Always able to find people to fight with; 2. Unlimited instant travel; 3. Be able to break more stuff.
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Nashau
Caldari 7th Space Cavalry Freemason Core
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Posted - 2011.02.04 02:02:00 -
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1. Make enough isk fast enough to buy a Supercarrier :P 2. Wish u could have better than +5 implants! 3. Walk in stations, cant wait! :) [url=http://killboard.freemasoncore.net?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=4] [/url] |

Aglais
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.04 03:00:00 -
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1. Fly a Caldari HAC that is actually a HAC and not a silly ****ing sniper boat, like BOTH the Cerberus and lolEagle are. Gila, though contender for 'HAC the Caldari never had but should' doesn't count as it's technically a Gurista ship. 2. Be able to fly more than just Drakes and Cerbs (and the occasional Gila) in PvP for Caldari ships without fear of being laughed at. 3. Be able to remove all the SP I put into Minmatar and put it into Caldari related skills because Caldari ships were finally made into adequate PvP boats rather than 'Always Lawful Carebear' ships.
Seriously, I feel gypped for picking Caldari; I heard they were the most militant and efficient of the races, with the best navy, and their ships all look cool. I was angry when I discovered that these chrome beasts are generally hacked to bits by the flying scrapheaps that are most Minmatar ships. :\
Yes, I've crosstrained Minmatar (and Gallente for that matter). No. I do not like Minmatar ships.
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