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Kuhn Arashi
Caldari Wrecking Shots Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.02.09 19:15:00 -
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Originally by: Kuronaga
Zombies don't have laser cannons on their arms.
Yes they do. They're SPACE ZOMBIES
side note: Borg = Rouge drones Have you SEEN that awesome Domi?
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Kuronaga
The Drekla Consortium
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Posted - 2011.02.09 20:30:00 -
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No.... The Borg don't look like a Japanese tentacle monster.
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Jack PotSmoker
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Posted - 2011.02.09 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Kuronaga No.... The Borg don't look like a Japanese tentacle monster.
Of course the borg don't look like Japanese tentacle monsters. The borg assimilated far too many regular people for anime to be popular in their collective. Thats why drones in New Eden are ROGUE drones. They go against the grain...
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Aion Amarra
Minmatar Real Nice And Laidback Corporation Black Core Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.09 21:25:00 -
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Originally by: Sig Sour space amish...
This is incredibly silly.
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Kuronaga
The Drekla Consortium
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Posted - 2011.02.09 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Aion Amarra
Originally by: Sig Sour space amish...
This is incredibly silly.
Tis a fine barn, but, sure tis no spacecraft english.
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rodensteiner
Amarr Awesome Jacket Society
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Posted - 2011.02.09 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: Alpheias We have enough American players so having an NPC entity of rednecks would be redundant and unnecessary.
As an American, I'm going to have to agree with you there.
I tend to stay off of teamspeak for a reason...twang...
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.02.09 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: Kuronaga Space communists are caldari (everything is for the state, for the state, bla bla bla even though they pretend to be psuedo capitalistic, its a wierd mix ill admit)
Space Italians, not communistsà ùùù ôIf you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡à you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.ö ù Karath Piki |

Mar Lee
An Army of None
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Posted - 2011.02.10 03:29:00 -
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No. No space rednecks. Starcraft is entirely populated by extras from Deliverance already. We don't need them here.
Originally by: stoicfaux Edited by: stoicfaux on 09/02/2011 18:41:47
I think the Amarr are the rednecks of space. The "south will rise again" and all that. Slavery, extreme religious fundamentalism, a deep love of slaver hounds, plantations, a stratified society, big trucks ships with "tasteful" paint jobs, a love of hoods (albeit black in color,) etc..
However, the Amarr do tend to have all their teeth, so I could be wrong.
Nah, I think the Amarr are Afrikaners.
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Commander Dave
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.10 03:44:00 -
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Sorry they died out at the end of the 21st century due to global warming and paranoia of terrorists.
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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.10 03:56:00 -
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Space redneck is anyone flying a capital ship - big trucks and big guns.
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Aerilis
Gallente Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.02.10 04:17:00 -
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Minmatar are Africans. Very tribal, steeped in tradition, kind of primitive, and really really fast.
Gallente are Europeans. Very liberal, believe strongly in freedom, and you kinda get the feeling that everyone is a little bit bi-curious.
Caldari is China. Communist government, strong belief in giving everything to your country and moving forward together, but the economy is cut throat capitalism.
Amarr is the Middle East. Big gap between the few rich and the many poor. Thew few rich are also very, very powerful. Kind of old fashioned, and religion is central to their culture.
We really need Space Americans TBH 
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Alexstrazaas
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Posted - 2011.02.10 04:20:00 -
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I WANT TO ROHK!
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.02.10 05:11:00 -
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Originally by: Aerilis We really need Space Americans TBH 
CONCORD. Most advanced military, stick their noses into everyone's business, loves to play peacemaker, and are pretty inconsistent about what sets them off.

----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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egola
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.10 07:50:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux
Originally by: Aerilis We really need Space Americans TBH 
CONCORD. Most advanced military, stick their noses into everyone's business, loves to play peacemaker, and are pretty inconsistent about what sets them off.

this post made my day, now to petition concord to stop tapping onto my chat logs....
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Illwill Bill
Noxious Intention
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Posted - 2011.02.10 07:57:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux
CONCORD. Most advanced military, stick their noses into everyone's business, loves to play peacemaker, and are pretty inconsistent about what sets them off.

You owe me a new keyboard! 
Also, Caldari being space Italians explains so much. It even sounds Italian: Cal-dAAAARi!
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Revenge is a dish best served with auto-cannons.
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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.10 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: Illwill Bill Also, Caldari being space Italians explains so much. It even sounds Italian: Cal-dAAAARi!
You have to use your hands to say it properly ... like "Marga-rEEEEti"
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Arrakis Shai
Caldari Faceroller Inc
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Posted - 2011.02.10 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Kuronaga
Originally by: Aion Amarra
Originally by: Sig Sour space amish...
This is incredibly silly.
Tis a fine barn, but, sure tis no spacecraft english.
I lol'd so much i almost spilled my beer 
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Nefrin Maldoes
Minmatar Outer Rim Survey and Salvage
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Posted - 2011.02.10 13:31:00 -
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Originally by: Kuronaga
Originally by: Aion Amarra
Originally by: Sig Sour space amish...
This is incredibly silly.
Tis a fine barn, but, sure tis no spacecraft english.
Amish building space craft
Originally by: CCP Shadow Cool! Thanks for linking to this re-purposed homage, Nefrin. 
-- Shadow
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Amarranga
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Posted - 2011.02.10 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux I think the Amarr are the rednecks of space. The "south will rise again" and all that. Slavery, extreme religious fundamentalism, a deep love of slaver hounds, plantations, a stratified society, big trucks ships with "tasteful" paint jobs, a love of hoods (albeit black in color,)
We WILL rise again. Now gimme back my white pointy-hooded robe, boy.
spoiler alert, we got black hoods because CCP thinks the Emperor Palpatine style robe is much more scary to the to weaksouled people, like wimmen, kids, gallente and minmatar. +they are afraid of not being PC enough.
Now where was? Oh, yes. Surrender, corrupt urban degenerate!
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Pod Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.10 15:40:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Kuronaga Edited by: Kuronaga on 09/02/2011 16:49:05 Space communists are caldari (everything is for the state, for the state, bla bla bla even though they pretend to be psuedo capitalistic, its a wierd mix ill admit) Gallente are french (literally) and Sansha are borg, with the exception of Kane being their leader.
Minmatar.... They are tribal, and the vast majority of its technology is crap. Africa is tribal, and the vast majority of its technology is crap.
"For the state" does not mean communism, its extreme nationalism (A trait shared by many systems of government). Communism is the government control of all industry. The caldari are the exact opposite, with industrial control of the government.
There is no real world equivalent to the Caldari State.
would be quite interesting Pod |
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Titus Phook
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.10 17:23:00 -
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Originally by: Aerilis
Amarr is the US. Big gap between the few rich and the many poor. The few rich are also very, very powerful. Kind of old fashioned, and religion is central to their culture.
There you go fixed it. --------------------------------------------- Proudly posting with my Alt since 2009
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QT McWhiskers
EdgeGamers
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Posted - 2011.02.10 17:26:00 -
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I'm from Texas. Does that count?
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Ehranavaar
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Posted - 2011.02.10 18:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kuronaga [ Space communists are caldari (everything is for the state, for the state, bla bla bla even though they pretend to be psuedo capitalistic, its a wierd mix ill admit) .
caldari are a much better analogue to ****'s than communists.
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.02.10 21:20:00 -
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I always felt like a redneck when flying the typhoon fleet issue. It has guns and missiles, a laser pointer, and looks like a big cigar.
The thing looks like bush and cheney are piloting it for christs sake.
Hiuston, we have rednecks.
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Pax Scindus
Gallente The Southern Gentleman's Social Club
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Posted - 2011.02.12 19:19:00 -
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Corporation of space rednecks reporting in! ----------------------------------------- Vis Pacem Para Bellum If you want peace, prepare for war.
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Kerist Lafayette
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Posted - 2011.02.13 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kuronaga Edited by: Kuronaga on 09/02/2011 16:49:05 Space communists are caldari (everything is for the state, for the state, bla bla bla even though they pretend to be psuedo capitalistic, its a wierd mix ill admit)
"Everything for the state" does not necessarily mean "communist". It is in fact also one of the basic tenets of fascism. In communism, you'd have the state controlling all means of production and (theoretically) redistributing the products to all population according to their needs. Caldari society is the opposite - fascism: corporate control of the state is enshrined in law and culture and there is no common ownership of the means of production (quite the opposite) nor redistribution of resources. Add to this mix the extreme nationalism of the Caldari, and you have a good portrait of pre-WWII Italy or Japan.
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DeMichael Crimson
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2011.02.13 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux
Originally by: Aerilis We really need Space Americans TBH 
CONCORD. Most advanced military, stick their noses into everyone's business, loves to play peacemaker, and are pretty inconsistent about what sets them off.

This get's 2 thumbs up and a double high 5.
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Tagana Shavar
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Posted - 2011.02.13 17:45:00 -
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They inherited the Earth, everyone else fled through the wormhole. The EVE gate collapsed "by accident". 
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Kale Eledar
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Posted - 2011.02.13 18:01:00 -
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The Caldari aren't really Communist. As stated by CCP, they are a plutocracy and an oligarchy, owned by corporations. The wealthy in the Caldari collective hold the most power, as opposed to equal distribution of it. They are also formerly Gallente. It's a form of corporatism they practice. As for rednecks...Ima submit that individual players are those.
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Darth McDarth
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Posted - 2011.02.13 18:09:00 -
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Caldari are kind of like America.
[tinfoil] A bunch of large companies running the government. Whenever someone disagrees with the corporations, they are an enemy of the state. The government is just means for the corporations to keep control. [/tinfoil]
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