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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.02.12 12:03:00 -
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A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.
I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.
PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.
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Darius III
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Posted - 2011.02.12 12:39:00 -
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U mad bro ?
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Rez Valintine
Caldari Acquired-Taste Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2011.02.12 12:58:00 -
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dude...
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Shivalla
Gallente Financial Removal THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2011.02.12 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.
I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.
PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.
Horde of allies :DD
Hahahhaahahaha... comic gold right there :))
Hahahaha, so much of butthurt :D
I cannot even reply to this mail :D
PS: I thought you petitioned me for talking in Local aswell :))
Why not bring up T20 aswell while your at it :))
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Brynhilda
Amarr Gun Metal Hit Sqaud
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Posted - 2011.02.12 13:29:00 -
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Either this is a serious case of butthurt or the OP is a serious case of troll.
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Larkonis Trassler
NibbleTek Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.12 13:32:00 -
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Looking at the thread title I was expecting a good post.
Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.
Trolls and Tribulations: Musings of a Spaceship Politician |
Verizana
APEX ARDENT COALITION Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.02.12 14:15:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Looking at the thread title I was expecting a good post.
Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.
U mad bro?
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2011.02.12 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: Shivalla I cannot even reply to this mail :D
You just did, cretin-chops
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Lilith Velkor
Minmatar Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.02.12 15:37:00 -
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Was it really that big of a deal?
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.02.12 15:55:00 -
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Edited by: fgft Athonille on 12/02/2011 15:57:33 Less than 48 hours remain until the last of the vile Space P0lice forces meet their untimely end. With that in mind, I'll take your questions
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.
Everybody felt like that when you brought back the Neo Spartans. And your CSM "career"
Originally by: Lilith Velkor Was it really that big of a deal?
It was an exploit and it has been petitioned. I was well inside docking range and right next to the station geometry at the time. After he gets banned, he can think about how much his alliance fails.
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Lilith Velkor
Minmatar Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.02.12 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille
Originally by: Lilith Velkor Was it really that big of a deal?
It was an exploit and it has been petitioned. I was well inside docking range and right next to the station geometry at the time. After he gets banned, he can think about how much his alliance fails.
What station in Hagilur was it? I did live there for a while, I think some of them have a pretty short dock radius.
Not an expert smartbomber, but I think you can reach inside dock radius with bombs on those.
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Kitty McKitty
Gallente Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.12 19:19:00 -
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Blah blah I died because I am a moron but because I don't understand game mechanics I'm going to cry exploit and waste CCP's time. ~~~
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Awesome Possum
Gallente Isk Relocation Services
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Posted - 2011.02.12 21:22:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille
Originally by: Lilith Velkor Was it really that big of a deal?
It was an exploit and it has been petitioned. I was well inside docking range and right next to the station geometry at the time. After he gets banned, he can think about how much his alliance fails.
large t2 smartbombs have a 6km area of effect.
you can't light off smartbombs within 5km of a station/stargate.
you do the math. ♥
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Leslie e'Evob
Paramilitary Skanks
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Posted - 2011.02.12 22:15:00 -
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I elect Fgft as the official posterboy for the "give us pod killmails with implants listed"-campaign.
Were they very expensive? Or even hilariously expensive?
UMB?
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Grace Wing
Gallente Duane Barry Fan Club
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Posted - 2011.02.12 23:21:00 -
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Why hasn't op been banned yet? He's been making these awful threads for what seems like a week already.
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.02.12 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Grace Wing Why hasn't op been banned yet? He's been making these awful threads for what seems like a week already.
He's a CCP alt. ----------sig------------------------- A Higher grade of posting
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Beware of the revenge of elves for the non-believers.
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Soldarius
Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.02.13 05:23:00 -
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The rage is strong with his one.
OP is clearly a combat noob. If you are flying in losec and get podded by a smartbombing Rokh next to a station, you are doing it wrong.
Confirming range of a Large EMP smartbomb II is 6km, which is farther than the 5km restriction. Therefore, Artemis Rose can sit 5001m from the station and play with his disco balls for as long as he has the energy.
I think the problem here is OP doesn't understand that if you undock in lo/nul without a visual or at least an insta-undock, you are doing it wrong.
Artemis Rose... damn that name is familiar. I know I have seen you around somewhere.
Originally by: CCP Shadow ...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.
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Brynhilda
Amarr Gun Metal Hit Sqaud
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Posted - 2011.02.13 06:01:00 -
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That's seriously the reason? You got podded by a Disco Rokh?
He's doing it so I'll do it as well!
Isabelle Starkson is a no-good GOGGLES WEARER!!
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.02.13 08:29:00 -
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i got podded after i started making my brilliant threads, when i was spreading the message to the unwashed masses of Space P0lice in their home system, sicne i highly doubt any of them can open a web browser.
After being undocked for nearly 3 and half hours, the fierce belt pvpers got enough sack to undock and then procedded to exploit pod me. no bohter, as many of you have noticed i am a brand new character. my main has fought the terrible police, i have killed their drakes and taken no damages except for the 125,000 isk in repair bills.
Since my threads, terrible police hasn't logged on and the ones who have been logged on.. too scared to undock. they lost a captial and multiple bs and they are forced to live farther and farther from hagilur.
victory is in hand gentleman
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Captain Die
Suicide by Cop
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Posted - 2011.02.13 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille i got podded after i started making my brilliant threads, when i was spreading the message to the unwashed masses of Space P0lice in their home system, sicne i highly doubt any of them can open a web browser.
After being undocked for nearly 3 and half hours, the fierce belt pvpers got enough sack to undock and then procedded to exploit pod me. no bohter, as many of you have noticed i am a brand new character. my main has fought the terrible police, i have killed their drakes and taken no damages except for the 125,000 isk in repair bills.
Since my threads, terrible police hasn't logged on and the ones who have been logged on.. too scared to undock. they lost a captial and multiple bs and they are forced to live farther and farther from hagilur.
victory is in hand gentleman
Proof or GTFO
Also, stfu. --- DIE - EVE-O's SADOMASICHIST I WHO HAVE NOTHING! |
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Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2011.02.13 14:03:00 -
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As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..
I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.
I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.
After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"
I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.
tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread. *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Jovan Geldon
Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.02.13 14:26:00 -
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Originally by: Artemis Rose As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..
I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.
I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.
After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"
I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.
tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.
Flawless victory, Sir.
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Cyras DeValera
Gallente Midnight Ballistics
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Posted - 2011.02.13 16:07:00 -
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Originally by: Artemis Rose tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.
QFT. You can almost hear "finish him!" when you start reading the tl:dr.
+1 Artemis. -CdV
".. the common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder." - Werner Herzog |
Tau Dades
Caldari Even End of the Universe
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Posted - 2011.02.13 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: Artemis Rose
tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.
:Elite Battlemind:
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Sergiiy Kortos
J5 Industries
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Posted - 2011.02.13 16:36:00 -
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Hillarious Art!
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The Crushah
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.02.13 16:39:00 -
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OP sounds like a fatty.
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betterdent
The Dark Horses.
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Posted - 2011.02.13 17:30:00 -
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Dude, seriously.
You are a terrible troll. Just stop while nobody has respect for you.
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Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.02.13 17:33:00 -
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Whoop whoop it's the sound of the Space P0lice
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.02.13 18:14:00 -
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Originally by: betterdent Dude, seriously.
You are a terrible troll. Just stop while nobody has respect for you.
Didn't work for me. ----------sig------------------------- A Higher grade of posting
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Beware of the revenge of elves for the non-believers.
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Commandante Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.13 18:46:00 -
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I am praying for you and your allies that RL will save your addicted souls. And btw: there's just one elite ECM ***-alt in Hag and that's me.
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