Originally by: fgft Athonille

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A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.

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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler

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Looking at the thread title I was expecting a good post.

Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.

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Originally by: Shivalla

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I cannot even reply to this mail :D

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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler

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Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.

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Originally by: Lilith Velkor

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Was it really that big of a deal?

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: Lilith Velkor

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Was it really that big of a deal?

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It was an exploit and it has been petitioned. I was well inside docking range and right next to the station geometry at the time. After he gets banned, he can think about how much his alliance fails.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: Lilith Velkor

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Was it really that big of a deal?

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It was an exploit and it has been petitioned. I was well inside docking range and right next to the station geometry at the time. After he gets banned, he can think about how much his alliance fails.

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Originally by: Grace Wing

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Why hasn't op been banned yet? He's been making these awful threads for what seems like a week already.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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Beware of the revenge of elves for the non-believers.

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Originally by: CCP Shadow

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...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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i got podded after i started making my brilliant threads, when i was spreading the message to the unwashed masses of Space P0lice in their home system, sicne i highly doubt any of them can open a web browser.

After being undocked for nearly 3 and half hours, the fierce belt pvpers got enough sack to undock and then procedded to exploit pod me. no bohter, as many of you have noticed i am a brand new character. my main has fought the terrible police, i have killed their drakes and taken no damages except for the 125,000 isk in repair bills.

Since my threads, terrible police hasn't logged on and the ones who have been logged on.. too scared to undock. they lost a captial and multiple bs and they are forced to live farther and farther from hagilur.

victory is in hand gentleman

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Originally by: Artemis Rose

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As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..

I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.

I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.

After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"

I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.



tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

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Originally by: Artemis Rose

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tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

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Originally by: Artemis Rose

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tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

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Originally by: betterdent

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Dude, seriously.

You are a terrible troll.
Just stop while nobody has respect for you.

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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Beware of the revenge of elves for the non-believers.

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Originally by: Artemis Rose

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As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..

I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.

I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.

After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"

I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.



tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Edited by: Shivalla on 13/02/2011 18:53:29

Originally by: fgft Athonille

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A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.

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[18:31:20] Shivalla > We NEVER asked anyone to join, because we know what you guys will do when there is fight
[18:31:24] Shivalla > like, proven moment ago
[18:31:26] Shivalla > when ALTI came
[18:31:52] GruntMarine > forgive us for not fighting a bunch of scrubs in cruisers and frigs when we're all BSs lol

WTS: Stasis webifiers and some balls for your own low slots.

And btw, I hope you guys are embarassed... I would...

40man BS/Logistic fleet was in question which was jumped by ~30man frig/cruiser gang.



Yours,

Shivalla

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Originally by: Artemis Rose

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As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..

I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.

I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.

After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"

I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.



tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

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Originally by: Fatality Killer

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Edited by: Shivalla on 13/02/2011 18:53:29

Originally by: fgft Athonille

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A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.

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[18:31:20] Shivalla > We NEVER asked anyone to join, because we know what you guys will do when there is fight
[18:31:24] Shivalla > like, proven moment ago
[18:31:26] Shivalla > when ALTI came
[18:31:52] GruntMarine > forgive us for not fighting a bunch of scrubs in cruisers and frigs when we're all BSs lol

WTS: Stasis webifiers and some balls for your own low slots.

And btw, I hope you guys are embarassed... I would...

40man BS/Logistic fleet was in question which was jumped by ~30man frig/cruiser gang.



Yours,

Shivalla

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Erm, you clearly don't know what's going on in Hagilur and the area around there.

And no, Fear, INFOD and the rest was 30 in gang at the most. And they had a 50 man gang chasing them.

I think you should learn how to do math.

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Triage archon boom ????
Shivalla is realy good in numbers counting and stats talk ????

I understand why you stick to forums. If you can't count the numbers it's hard to fly space ships for real unless you're in a drake F1 F7 pvp..

Shivalla =

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Local 47 us there 3, 2 neutrals. Do the math. your fleet with my math was 42

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Originally by: Fatality Killer

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Edited by: Fatality Killer on 13/02/2011 20:30:20

Originally by: Shivalla

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Local 47 us there 3, 2 neutrals. Do the math. your fleet with my math was 42

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Still, how you can get 42 in that gang is something i really wonder on how you got to, because like i said, the gang with Fear, INFOD and BL3H never went over 30 max.

And not only that, but when the Fear, INFOD & BL3H gang warped off from the POS after the first gang that was with Rifters and some other smaller things was in Dud, they did it because local in Hagilur went up by 30-35 players, where they had about 12-15 BS'es and lots of Battlecruisers. So they didn't warp off the POS because of some Rifters and some other few ships that already was in Dud.

They did warp off the POS and went to the station because there was a huge 30-35 man gang coming from Hagilur to Dudreda.

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Originally by: Fatality Killer

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Edited by: Fatality Killer on 13/02/2011 20:30:20

Originally by: Shivalla

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Local 47 us there 3, 2 neutrals. Do the math. your fleet with my math was 42

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Still, how you can get 42 in that gang is something i really wonder on how you got to, because like i said, the gang with Fear, INFOD and BL3H never went over 30 max.

And not only that, but when the Fear, INFOD & BL3H gang warped off from the POS after the first gang that was with Rifters and some other smaller things was in Dud, they did it because local in Hagilur went up by 30-35 players, where they had about 12-15 BS'es and lots of Battlecruisers. So they didn't warp off the POS because of some Rifters and some other few ships that already was in Dud.

They did warp off the POS and went to the station because there was a huge 30-35 man gang coming from Hagilur to Dudreda.

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You dont have ANYTHING to prove about anything what you just said.

And to top that up, your TS3 tapes are good. I wonder how BL3H will work this out, now that you have shown how fail you bunch can be.

Its all damage control now.

There was no such "huge" 30man fleet which you talk about, and how the hell could you even know if there would be that, since your claim was that this fleet was organized from Jita local :))

Dude, all this damage control that your doing, is merely making you look even worse.

And hey Gerku, are you planning on joining SCAREDdot or INFOD since you grew a pair to come to this thread to smack?-)


Yours,

Shivalla

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Originally by: Fatality Killer

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Edited by: Fatality Killer on 13/02/2011 21:45:40

Originally by: Shivalla

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Originally by: Fatality Killer

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Edited by: Fatality Killer on 13/02/2011 20:30:20

Originally by: Shivalla

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Local 47 us there 3, 2 neutrals. Do the math. your fleet with my math was 42

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Still, how you can get 42 in that gang is something i really wonder on how you got to, because like i said, the gang with Fear, INFOD and BL3H never went over 30 max.

And not only that, but when the Fear, INFOD & BL3H gang warped off from the POS after the first gang that was with Rifters and some other smaller things was in Dud, they did it because local in Hagilur went up by 30-35 players, where they had about 12-15 BS'es and lots of Battlecruisers. So they didn't warp off the POS because of some Rifters and some other few ships that already was in Dud.

They did warp off the POS and went to the station because there was a huge 30-35 man gang coming from Hagilur to Dudreda.

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You dont have ANYTHING to prove about anything what you just said.

And to top that up, your TS3 tapes are good. I wonder how BL3H will work this out, now that you have shown how fail you bunch can be.

Its all damage control now.

There was no such "huge" 30man fleet which you talk about, and how the hell could you even know if there would be that, since your claim was that this fleet was organized from Jita local :))

Dude, all this damage control that your doing, is merely making you look even worse.

And hey Gerku, are you planning on joining SCAREDdot or INFOD since you grew a pair to come to this thread to smack?-)


Yours,

Shivalla

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You says we have noting to prove about that. But where is you're proof that they had this 42 man gang?

Pics or STFU.

No, not at all, you're not doing damage control you're self .


EDIT: The reason i know that the 30 man fleet (not INFOD, Fear & BL3H fleet) was jumping in is because i was sitting in Hagilur when that 30 man fleet with 13-15 BS'es and lots of Battlecruisers jumped into Hagilur and went to Dudreda.

They have scouts everywhere mostly around Hagilur. They see pretty much everything.

EDIT 2: This was before any of the 10-12 BS'es that was sitting 2 jumps from Dudreda ready to jump in. They was sitting with 8-10 Dominix'es (after what the scout said) on the Hagilur gate in Bei ready to jump in.

So like i said, they was around 50 against the INFOD, Fear. and BL3H gang that was around 30 max in fleet.

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Dude, you dont obviously understand the concept of damage control.

just FYI: We didnt have the numbers to go against you at all. So there is nothing to damage control about.

You on the otherhand fleed a fleet of frigates and as the killmail shows 4x BS and assorted t1 cruisers and bc:s.

That sir, is what is called Damage control, when trying to spin it with phantom fleet of 13-15x BS:s, which in next edit go to 12-13, and next its 8-10 dominixes, and then it goes to "what scout said" :)

Being in Hagilur while all your members are doing a POS bashing, is bullpoop, and even if it ISNT, your claim of this BS fleet is utter dung, you know it, I know it, BL3H knows it. The TS3 reactions is the proof of this.

Sadly I wont/cant give anything to proove it, but as said. We all know the truth.

But anyway, I must admire the damage control II, since its actually half good tbh. having BS fleet of 8-10, 2 jumps away waiting when your fleet of inferior shiptypes, less numbers, jump a fleet of BS:s to get what? Absolutely demolished while waiting for the 8-10Bs:s to come from 2 jumps and 18au+10(?)au warps :)

Those jumps+warps alone would have you time to kill their 4x BS and assorted collection of battlecruisers while the remaining phantom fleet of 8-15 BS:s + support would have come and lose another fight while at it.

So I say BS. Anything you have said makes no sense at all.

Yours,

Shivalla

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.

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Originally by: Brynhilda

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Either this is a serious case of butthurt or the OP is a serious case of troll.

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Originally by: dayne steel

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Originally by: Artemis Rose

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tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

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there is only one thing i would like to see here, and that is for this thread to be closed and a new one opened for Artemis Rose.... I wanna hear the rest of the story

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Originally by: Artemis Rose

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As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..

I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.

I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.

After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"

I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.



tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

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Originally by: CCP Shadow

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...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.

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Originally by: Artemis Rose

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As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..

I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.

I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.

After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"

I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.



tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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shivalla, wow u re mad. i see you handling the ability to undock very well, you spend your time screaming like an idiot on the forum.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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i will change my tune now, if the terrible police drop thesee 2 wastes out of their corps, i will stop my posting campaign

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Edited by: fgft Athonille on 14/02/2011 10:43:16
we have all learned some great things today about the terrible police

shivalla, wow u re mad. i see you handling the ability to undock very well, you spend your time screaming like an idiot on the forum. i am sure the terrible police thank you, what they need right now is a terrible poster who will never do anything of consquence for them in game.

rose has been a bit more poroductive in this he just flies in stabbed up smartbomb bses and writes bad fan fiction. speaking of which, what belt pvp group lets you fly in smartbomb bs anyway

i will change my tune now, if the terrible police drop thesee 2 wastes out of their corps, i will stop my posting campaign and repair your destroyed reputation. terrible police, i'm sure you won't miss the 5 kills a week they give you anywya.

if you kick them both out in 48hours, maybe we might even let you stay in dudreda so you can get your belt pvp

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Who do YOU think is butthurt revolving this issue

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Originally by: Misanth

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Who do YOU think is butthurt revolving this issue

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I think that guy is your alt, and you just want attention for yourself and the people you fly with, who probably are unknown to most.

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Originally by: Captain Die

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Originally by: Misanth

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Who do YOU think is butthurt revolving this issue

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I think that guy is your alt, and you just want attention for yourself and the people you fly with, who probably are unknown to most.

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Space Police Alt checking in.

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Originally by: Ingvar Angst

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Is this the thread where they're giving away free puppies?

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Originally by: Misanth

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Who do YOU think is butthurt revolving this issue

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I think that guy is your alt, and you just want attention for yourself and the people you fly with, who probably are unknown to most.

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Originally by: Misanth

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Who do YOU think is butthurt revolving this issue

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I think that guy is your alt, and you just want attention for yourself and the people you fly with, who probably are unknown to most.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: Misanth

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Who do YOU think is butthurt revolving this issue

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I think that guy is your alt, and you just want attention for yourself and the people you fly with, who probably are unknown to most.

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you are a terrible police alt saying imma terrible police alt to call all attention of you being a terrible police alt.

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Originally by: Syndryna

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There's no butthurt like fgft butthurt.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: Misanth

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Who do YOU think is butthurt revolving this issue

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i am here to bait super spymaster shivalla into sounding like a toolbag

two victorys

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Originally by: Patient 2428190

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Originally by: Syndryna

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There's no butthurt like fgft butthurt.

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Originally by: salva dore

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Cloak should not be AFK solution.
What do you think?

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Originally by: AFK Cloaker

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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i hate to inform the people who may have a fixiation of my butt region, but i can promise you, its not hurt or damaged in any way. i will state for the record, my main has 3 terrible police kills and absolutely no losses. i have never even died to a former/current or future space police member as wll. my petition has still be unanaswerd on the exploit smartbomb attack. don't let the fanfic writer confuse the facts, he will get banned. i am carefully crafted posting attack on the terrible p0lice, pointing out their fail for the entire eve to see. its a snadbox game and i have deciced to show all the residents what pooturrds the terrible police re,

if you still think i am n alt, look at how poorly the terrible police ocntinue to be, and watch their desscent into terriblyness. already, less and less people log on for them

nothing cna save you, policemen. you alt posting won't save your damaged reputation and i hope you lose more fail capitals to coalition forces. bei awaits you, get your mnier 1s ready

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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i hate to inform the people who may have a fixiation of my butt region, but i can promise you, its not hurt or damaged in any way. i will state for the record, my main has 3 terrible police kills and absolutely no losses. i have never even died to a former/current or future space police member as wll. my petition has still be unanaswerd on the exploit smartbomb attack. don't let the fanfic writer confuse the facts, he will get banned. i am carefully crafted posting attack on the terrible p0lice, pointing out their fail for the entire eve to see. its a snadbox game and i have deciced to show all the residents what pooturrds the terrible police re,

if you still think i am n alt, look at how poorly the terrible police ocntinue to be, and watch their desscent into terriblyness. already, less and less people log on for them

nothing cna save you, policemen. you alt posting won't save your damaged reputation and i hope you lose more fail capitals to coalition forces. bei awaits you, get your mnier 1s ready

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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i hate to inform the people who may have a fixiation of my butt region, but i can promise you, its not hurt or damaged in any way. i will state for the record, my main has 3 terrible police kills and absolutely no losses. i have never even died to a former/current or future space police member as wll. my petition has still be unanaswerd on the exploit smartbomb attack. don't let the fanfic writer confuse the facts, he will get banned. i am carefully crafted posting attack on the terrible p0lice, pointing out their fail for the entire eve to see. its a snadbox game and i have deciced to show all the residents what pooturrds the terrible police re,

if you still think i am n alt, look at how poorly the terrible police ocntinue to be, and watch their desscent into terriblyness. already, less and less people log on for them

nothing cna save you, policemen. you alt posting won't save your damaged reputation and i hope you lose more fail capitals to coalition forces. bei awaits you, get your mnier 1s ready

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Considering all the typos and mistakes in the writing. Eventho tries to disguise. I still say: How you doing Psycho Freak?, Alcoholics Anonymous, FEAR.

Dont be mad...

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Originally by: Presidente Gallente

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Edited by: Presidente Gallente on 15/02/2011 11:54:16
Why do I read all the time "fa*got Athonille" when looking at this name?

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Originally by: Rawls Canardly

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I still can't decide if you're a fail-troll or just plain fail

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Originally by: War Kitten

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Originally by: Capt Butthurt

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i hate to inform the people who may have a fixiation of my butt region, but i can promise you, its not hurt or damaged in any way. i will state for the record, my main has 3 terrible police kills and absolutely no losses. i have never even died to a former/current or future space police member as wll. my petition has still be unanaswerd on the exploit smartbomb attack. don't let the fanfic writer confuse the facts, he will get banned. i am carefully crafted posting attack on the terrible p0lice, pointing out their fail for the entire eve to see. its a snadbox game and i have deciced to show all the residents what pooturrds the terrible police re,

if you still think i am n alt, look at how poorly the terrible police ocntinue to be, and watch their desscent into terriblyness. already, less and less people log on for them

nothing cna save you, policemen. you alt posting won't save your damaged reputation and i hope you lose more fail capitals to coalition forces. bei awaits you, get your mnier 1s ready

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This gay seems legit.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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homophobic remarks

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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for those wishing to blue the terrible police, realize this. they are completely done being important in eve, our coaltion has rolled htem and we will continue to roll you too.

intel reportss terrible police have been recruiting in both the ingame channel and jita local, and that unknown and beyond have been contacted by their diplomat, as well ivy league. who knows where the next terrible police diplomat will drop on his knees

you cant be saved, you will be destroyed and as wlays, i will buy all your ecm, shield power relays and rdakes off ur hands.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.

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Originally by: Raven God

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Edited by: Raven God on 16/02/2011 02:16:17

Originally by: fgft Athonille

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for those wishing to blue the terrible police, realize this. they are completely done being important in eve, our coaltion has rolled htem and we will continue to roll you too.

intel reportss terrible police have been recruiting in both the ingame channel and jita local, and that unknown and beyond have been contacted by their diplomat, as well ivy league. who knows where the next terrible police diplomat will drop on his knees

you cant be saved, you will be destroyed and as wlays, i will buy all your ecm, shield power relays and rdakes off ur hands.

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We were once important in Eve?

Don't worry about blues, we dont have any nor will we ever have any

I wub you always fgft Athonille <3 See you soon

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Originally by: Princess Kiki

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I dont do forums but this sh17 has been a fukin LAUGH, thanks for the link Rik...keep up the good work what ever ur name was, im waiting for more!!!

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

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Originally by: Rez Valintine

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Edited by: Rez Valintine on 16/02/2011 11:42:08
fggt asshat - Please wardec, I need isk.

C&P: Selling fggt asshat corpses 50 mill

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Originally by: Rikki ******o

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I remember being threatened by the United when we moved to Hagilur several years ago. they were all like "leave" and we were all like "NO YOU!!" and they were all like "well then we are gonna camp this gate until you leave" and we were all like "ok". And that leads us to today where a bunch of united pets are threatening to gate camp until we leave. LOL good luck with that.

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Originally by: sp3cial forc3s

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Originally by: Rikki ******o

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I remember being threatened by the United when we moved to Hagilur several years ago. they were all like "leave" and we were all like "NO YOU!!" and they were all like "well then we are gonna camp this gate until you leave" and we were all like "ok". And that leads us to today where a bunch of united pets are threatening to gate camp until we leave. LOL good luck with that.

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THIS!!!

these bunch of lads have been in hag for years, they aint going anywhere, trust me. God i can't wait to get back on eve in a few months to have some fun with you new lot in hag, keep it up pigs, so few fighting against so many as it has been for many years.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Edited by: fgft Athonille on 16/02/2011 12:47:41
Edited by: fgft Athonille on 16/02/2011 12:46:30

Originally by: Rez Valintine

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Edited by: Rez Valintine on 16/02/2011 11:42:08
fggt asshat - Please wardec, I need isk.

C&P: Selling fggt asshat corpses 50 mill

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lets echk your battleclinic

Your last loss was a 2x NOSing, active tanked Ferox with T1 blasters, and your loss before that was tech 1 250mm railgun (medium guns for the dums readingt he forums) rokh, whch died to a cruiser and a frigate

also worth mentioning is you have 5 kills to 52 deaths, you have negative points on batleclinic.. which is nearly impossibnle to get if you are remoteyl good at the game.

i sent your name to a terrible police recruitment, and also, you should do your smack talking on an alt, becz u are terrible.

e: wahts that sound, oh you got owned!

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Originally by: Rez Valintine

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Bait Alt is bait.

Why are you so scared of a "loser" like me? Wardec me.

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Originally by: Volatile Memory

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Originally by: Rez Valintine

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Bait Alt is bait.

Why are you so scared of a "loser" like me? Wardec me.

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Heard your rage on TS. Guess you'll be wanting the Wyvern back? Damn it...

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Originally by: XenosisReaper

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Edited by: XenosisReaper on 18/02/2011 12:53:08
NC lost 10 titans in a lowsec system... welp

:edit: Wrong topic

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Originally by: psycho freak

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av fun kill em all

psycho

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Originally by: Volatile Memory

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Originally by: psycho freak

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av fun kill em all

psycho

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10 billion has been offered to destroy fear and shut you up.

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Originally by: Volatile Memory

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Originally by: psycho freak

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av fun kill em all

psycho

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10 billion has been offered to destroy fear and shut you up.

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Originally by: Rez Valintine

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i'm trash

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Originally by: sp3cial forc3s

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these bunch of lads have been in hag for years, they aint going anywhere, trust me. God i can't wait to get back on eve in a few months to have some fun with you new lot in hag, keep it up pigs, so few fighting against so many as it has been for many years.

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Originally by: salva dore

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Cloak should not be AFK solution.
What do you think?

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Originally by: AFK Cloaker

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Originally by: Volatile Memory

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Originally by: psycho freak

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av fun kill em all

psycho

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10 billion has been offered to destroy fear and shut you up.

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Originally by: lollerwaffle

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Thread is comedy gold.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: lollerwaffle

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Thread is comedy gold.

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comedy is how you even let a shivalla in your alliance. double negaitve, brings nothing to your killboard and looks like a complet tard on the formus

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: lollerwaffle

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Thread is comedy gold.

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the terrible police are good for comedy

comedy was provided as the terrible police in the alliance tournament lost their match. notice how none of the terrible police even touch this subject, its tehir achilles heel.

comedy is how you even let a shivalla in your alliance. double negaitve, brings nothing to your killboard and looks like a complet tard on the formus

comedy is how fast you are trying to sell your supers. did you think you were going to pwn the world wit dat adn now you have to fireseale it as fast as possible

comedy is how the terrible police dishonor 1 v 1, they dishonor ransom. do you need to back out of a deal just to get one killmail. i have provided proofs of this in ym various threas, look it up.

comedy is how all these people showing up to defend the terrible police iether havent been on a killboard in a over year, or are terrible posting alts

comedy is having to blue unknown and beyond and trying to suck up to a ivy league diplomat to save your sorry belt pvp.

biomass yourself and disabnd your alliance. you know you want too.

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Originally by: J Drez

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I really can't see Eve Uni napping the Space Police, since Uni fleets go to hag for the express purpose of finding ebil piwates that are actually willing to undock and pew pew with the dreaded blob.

This has been the most entertaining thread in weeks

+1

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: J Drez

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I really can't see Eve Uni napping the Space Police, since Uni fleets go to hag for the express purpose of finding ebil piwates that are actually willing to undock and pew pew with the dreaded blob.

This has been the most entertaining thread in weeks

+1

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well terrible police did certainly try to get ivy league to blue them, but ivy league pointed out they are newbie trash, and rejected their blue

you heard it here folks, an alliance with an open nap policy (ivy league), told the terrible police to shove it

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Originally by: Shivalla

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Edited by: Shivalla on 19/02/2011 13:45:34

Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: J Drez

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I really can't see Eve Uni napping the Space Police, since Uni fleets go to hag for the express purpose of finding ebil piwates that are actually willing to undock and pew pew with the dreaded blob.

This has been the most entertaining thread in weeks

+1

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well terrible police did certainly try to get ivy league to blue them, but ivy league pointed out they are newbie trash, and rejected their blue

you heard it here folks, an alliance with an open nap policy (ivy league), told the terrible police to shove it

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Paging Eve UNI Diplomat to clear this bullcrap and point out that FEARdot alliance has disbanded and their members are scared bunch of tossers.


Yours,

Shivalla

PS: With scared bunch of tossers, I mean ex-feardot alliance members + INFOD.

Obviously since eve uni is tha bomb :)

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Originally by: Rikki ******o

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As for ransoms and honor..... proof or GTFO.

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Originally by: Ynot Eyob

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It could look like Space P0lice and E-Uni have a NAP, i mean i was in dudreda last night with 25 E-Uni in local. One tested their fleet size, and with 18 showing up instant in Scorpion, BBs, Canes, Brutrixs, Myrms ect. they deffently had an active and decent fleet.

Sitting in Hag on the Bei gate, with Noir and Co. even one agress by gate guns, an E-Uni cloaked up on gate in a maticore. I exspected to see the E-Uni blob come in as always, as they just kill one of my people secounds before with a GCC.

Nothing...

Not even after 20 min..

NAP could easily be.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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comedy was provided as the terrible police in the alliance tournament lost their match. notice how none of the terrible police even touch this subject, its tehir achilles heel.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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comedy is how you even let a shivalla in your alliance. double negaitve, brings nothing to your killboard and looks like a complet tard on the formus

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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comedy is how fast you are trying to sell your supers. did you think you were going to pwn the world wit dat adn now you have to fireseale it as fast as possible

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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comedy is how the terrible police dishonor 1 v 1, they dishonor ransom. do you need to back out of a deal just to get one killmail. i have provided proofs of this in ym various threas, look it up.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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comedy is how all these people showing up to defend the terrible police iether havent been on a killboard in a over year, or are terrible posting alts

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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comedy is having to blue unknown and beyond and trying to suck up to a ivy league diplomat to save your sorry belt pvp.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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biomass yourself and disabnd your alliance. you know you want too

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Originally by: salva dore

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Cloak should not be AFK solution.
What do you think?

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Originally by: AFK Cloaker

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Originally by: lollerwaffle

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Been there, done that (3 times)

Sorry dude, we don't take this game seriously like you do, we fail, you win.

1-0 to me LOL

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Originally by: Kane Rizzel

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You do realise spell checker is free for the most popular browsers?

Trying to soap box about failure but failing to simply use the tools freely available to you.

I wouldn't normally comment on matters like this but you're trying to hard, keep it in game.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Maybe, fashionable sir, my posting style is combination of carefully crafted methodologies, in order to deliver a maximum payload to my unwitting victims.

Thank you for commenting, I rate your meek effort a 2/10, and I implore you to try harder next time.

Scrub.

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Originally by: lollerwaffle

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We have blues? Only people we blue are friends/pilots we've flown with a lot TBH. it's a pretty exclusive list, so don't feel bad.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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been a few days, terrible police can't seem to kill anything in hagilur

comment?

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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been a few days, terrible police can't seem to kill anything in hagilur

comment?

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Originally by: NightmareX

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Oh hey, look, poasting with a SPACE POLICE alt to get more attention on them is pr0 .

And not only that, but the way you was talking to me in Hagilur local some days ago, then i have a very nice idea on who you're main character is.

Should i tell everyone who you are, or should you tell it them self?

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: NightmareX

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Oh hey, look, poasting with a SPACE POLICE alt to get more attention on them is pr0 .

And not only that, but the way you was talking to me in Hagilur local some days ago, then i have a very nice idea on who you're main character is.

Should i tell everyone who you are, or should you tell it them self?

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you got trolled son. you claimed it didnt matter to you, but here you are bringing it up after the fact. re you mad bro

go ahead champ. post away. many have guessed and all have failed.

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Originally by: Kitty McKitty

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Blah blah I died because I am a moron but because I don't understand game mechanics I'm going to cry exploit and waste CCP's time.

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Originally by: NightmareX

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It doesn't matter to me, but i just found it pretty funny the way you was talking, trolling or not. The way you was talking made me realize who you actually are.

So no, i'm not mad.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: NightmareX

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It doesn't matter to me, but i just found it pretty funny the way you was talking, trolling or not. The way you was talking made me realize who you actually are.

So no, i'm not mad.

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you dont have the slightest clue and you are butthurt about getting trolled. i have to say it was epicly pulled off. quit crying, get decent stats and stop posting.

sorry you got trolled bro.

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Originally by: NightmareX

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You are butthurt bro. By you're post here it's only you that are butthurt.

But again, i don't care if i got trolled or not, you are butthurt no matter what and you are still butthurt no matter how much i got trolled.

That's the thing you don't realize.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: NightmareX

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You are butthurt bro. By you're post here it's only you that are butthurt.

But again, i don't care if i got trolled or not, you are butthurt no matter what and you are still butthurt no matter how much i got trolled.

That's the thing you don't realize.

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you are still crying bro. if you didnt care, you would have left it all alone. nobody would have known the mighty fgft stomped on your little ego and how much that bothers you.

show the world how awesome and not crap you are by posting my main. go ahead

oh yeah, you have no idea. bluff called, go hide in your hole.

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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu

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Thank you for being here. You are a great stress reliever for me. No matter how many mean, heartless people call me irrelevant, at least you are here to make me feel better.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: NightmareX

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You are butthurt bro. By you're post here it's only you that are butthurt.

But again, i don't care if i got trolled or not, you are butthurt no matter what and you are still butthurt no matter how much i got trolled.

That's the thing you don't realize.

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you are still crying bro. if you didnt care, you would have left it all alone. nobody would have known the mighty fgft stomped on your little ego and how much that bothers you.

show the world how awesome and not crap you are by posting my main. go ahead

oh yeah, you have no idea. bluff called, go hide in your hole.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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sorry, wrong. you are as dumb as everybody thought you were nightmare. how could somebody who has pointed out every terrible police failure in the past 2 weeks be their alt

i am in infod actually. if you don't know who i am, you weren't important to begin with.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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sorry, wrong. you are as dumb as everybody thought you were nightmare. how could somebody who has pointed out every terrible police failure in the past 2 weeks be their alt

i am in infod actually. if you don't know who i am, you weren't important to begin with.

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Originally by: NightmareX

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I'll just wait for the next reply from fgft Athonille where he say 'naaaaaah, i'm not that or that player, i'm just a player in INFOD just to look cool'.

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Originally by: fgft Athonille

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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu

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Thank you for being here. You are a great stress reliever for me. No matter how many mean, heartless people call me irrelevant, at least you are here to make me feel better.

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thank you for putting the only thing of worth you will contribute to the eve community in 2011 in my thread

it means a lot bro. can you still lend me a copy of the 2006 eve manual too?

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Originally by: Dalryn

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ITT: tl;dr

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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler

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Looking at the thread title I was expecting a good post.

Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.

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Originally by: Kitty McKitty

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Blah blah I died because I am a moron but because I don't understand game mechanics I'm going to cry exploit and waste CCP's time.

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler

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Looking at the thread title I was expecting a good post.

Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.

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Originally by: Kitty McKitty

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Blah blah I died because I am a moron but because I don't understand game mechanics I'm going to cry exploit and waste CCP's time.

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http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12511921

Please biomass a second time like the failure you are.

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Originally by: Doom Bang

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MY EYES!

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