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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.02.22 13:31:00 -
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Edited by: Cornwalace on 22/02/2011 13:31:32
Originally by: Nefrin Maldoes I wish I had more wishes.
Granted. Your same wish is granted again, but, it's the same wish, and being a double-negative, it becomes a positive, and now Justin Beiber is alive again.
I wish Learning Skills would come back.
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.02.26 13:43:00 -
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Edited by: Cornwalace on 26/02/2011 13:43:43 Edited by: Cornwalace on 26/02/2011 13:43:08
Originally by: Culmen I wish for a cookie.
Granted, it's the best cookie in the world that you'd ever eaten. You want more, but, those kind of cookies comes in wishes, and you will never eat a cookie as awesome as that one. You desire to wish for more cookies, but, realize that you are willing to waste wishes on the best cookie ever, and fall into a deep depression. You listen to Justin Beiber songs during your depression instead of just cutting yourself to dull the pain.
I wish I could read minds.
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.03.04 14:42:00 -
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Edited by: Cornwalace on 04/03/2011 14:43:07
Originally by: Andrea Griffin I wish I was happy!
Granted. Happiness becomes the only emotion you feel. Over the years, everyone dies around you, and you cannot do anything but be happy about it. It doesn't end there. Your happiness makes people think you're insane/crazy. You end up being admitted to the psych ward indefinitely.
I wish broadcasting companies would stop increasing the amount they charge to cable/satelite providers, causing those companies to increase the amount they charge to us customer's. I want a steady tv bill at one specific price forever.
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.04.12 12:57:00 -
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Originally by: chaosyourgod i wish eve had mechs
Granted - Eve focuses most of their time/energy into the mech world of Eve Online, leaving everything that was backlogged is never looked at. Ever.
I wish ccp would address the backlog of what needs to be addressed in Eve (or at least communicate how far they've come along in trying to address it)
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.04.26 13:56:00 -
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Originally by: Matt Armada I wish they would make another Homeworld game
It's being made. It won't come out until 2018. Maybe.
I wish time would go by faster.
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.05.18 16:57:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen I wish the console tards would realize that the PC is the better First Person Shooter platform.
They do. Suddenly, Console companies start making their crappy computer games for computers. The games that were bad on a console are now worse on a computer.
I wish Firefly came back.
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.05.24 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 23/05/2011 15:10:14 Wish granted. It now costs a hundred dollars just to download the client, 75 dollars to upgrade to a new build, 50 dollars to download a new patch, it costs 25 dollars a week to play, the client itself is 50 gigabytes, and you have to purchase and install each expansion seperately, at a price of 20 dollars per expansion, and newer expansions don't include features from previous expansions. Congradulations.
It also requires a Skynet Super Computer just to play it on the lowest settings without having it run at one frame every 5 seconds.
I wish for a way to get the trolls to shut the **** up without me having to kill all of them.
You could have just said "It turns into WoW." We would have understood.. Anyway, back to the wishes...
They do shut up. The forums become serious business, and quite simply, boring. Nobody visits the forums anymore, and CCP doesn't get some of their info about glitches because of it, and the Eve progression slows to a crawl.
I wish for the current Eve Universe to double in size
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.05.24 17:45:00 -
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Edited by: Cornwalace on 24/05/2011 17:45:51
Originally by: Lev Aeris Wish granted. You learn to fly an Eagle, and everybody laughs at you. You die repeatedly to vagabonds, and even lose to a maller solo.
I wish for another Eve expansion that is as good as Apocrypha this year.
Granted, you get an expansion that is better than Apocrypha. It costs $69.95 at your local electronics store. It's in blue-ray. The CD needs to be running to play the game as well.
I wish we got more (non-cryptic) answers about the mysterious Sleepers.
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Cornwalace
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Posted - 2011.06.02 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari nothing wished
Nothing Granted.
I wish there was a cure for cancer.
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