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Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:47:00 - [1] Yay! Corrupted Wish Game III: Revenge Of The Spam! Congratulations, you now have a grand total networth of 1,000,000 Somalia Shillings! This is valued at $30.03 as of Jan 1, 2011 I wish the previous Corrupted Wish Game never ended. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.17 03:24:00 - [2] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari "Sometimes I feel that the world shoud just STOP!" Wish granted. You just had the most wonderful dream. I wish somebody would try to corrupt my wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold". Your brain dies of boredom. I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.17 05:44:00 - [3] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish that the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue. Granted. Interesting Fact: The sky is blue due to Rayleigh scattering of air molecules. Changing the composition of the atmosphere or adding contaminants to it is one of the ways to change the sky color. One naturally occurring phenomenon that causes this ia a 'Vesuvian volcano eruptions". The sky was a lighter shade of blue for several years the last time something like that happened. Of course you won't notice that, since one such eruption has occurred directly underneath you. I wish for a sandwich. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.17 23:32:00 - [4] Originally by: Slade Trillgon I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account. Granted. It's practically a rule that any MMORPG offering lifetime subs goes free to play soon after. EVE goes F2P and micro-transaction 2 days after your get your lifetime sub. No, you won't be getting your money back, the logs show nothing. I wish the logs would show whenever your lost a ship due to a bug/lag. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.19 00:35:00 - [5] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Granted, You wish for nothing, and to nothing you immediately return. I wish I could pass any exam without studying and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.20 05:51:00 - [6] Granted. AgonyNinja now has the ability to inhale with hurricane force, Due to someone installing a black hole in his left nostril. He goes on a rampage and you get inhaled. I wish I could quit you EVE. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.20 23:14:00 - [7] Originally by: CCP Shadow I wish my Pilgrim was dark like my Curse. Granted, You surreptitiously change the texture on the pilgrim. The guys at the graphics department don't like this, and bring it up with management. Getting you fired. I wish my Motorola Droid 2 had a longer battery life. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.21 01:45:00 - [8] Originally by: YouShouldntEatIt I wish I knew what a templar was. Granted. A Templar is an order of knights during the crusades era. You know this because you've been transported back in time and a large group of them is trying to kill you for being a time traveling witch. I wish I could erase anybody I wanted from time. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.22 06:37:00 - [9] Originally by: N0 Quarter I wish for a cat that doesn't ** on the floor every morning! Granted, it now prefers to ** on your bed every morning! I wish every cat on the planet would just die. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.22 23:37:00 - [10] Originally by: Maxima Bane I wish the winter would be gone forever. Granted. winter is gone from everywhere forever. The polar ice caps melt, drowning a portion of the globe. The equatorial regions are uninhabitable, movement outside would cook a human as he stands. The poles are now barren deserts, there may be survivors, but with the unimaginable devastation to the eco system, the future looks bleak for humanity I wish I was omnipotent and omniscient. and further more why do i even need a sig?

Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.02.26 02:27:00 - [11] Originally by: Eseevee I wish money grew on tree's. Granted, it's basic economics, since money grows on tree it causes hyperinflation that would make Zimbabwe Dollar look like the Pound Sterling. Society immediately moves to the barter system, too bad most of your "wealth" was stored as cash in the bank. I wish for a cookie. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate Narwhals Ate My Duck	Posted - 2011.04.27 04:21:00 - [12] Originally by: Lykouleon I wish for world peace! (have fun with this...) Granted, A Gamma Ray Burst incinerates all life on planet earth. Human population is exactly zero. That means zero countries are at war, zero people are fighting, zero people are unhappy. World Peace! Rest in Peace! I wish I had more fun corrupting that last wish. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate	Posted - 2011.05.14 03:44:00 - [13] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish that Harmony Gold didn't start being idiots. If that didn't happen, FASA wouldn't have gone out of business. P.S.: Will I get in trouble for resurrecting this thread? Granted. FASA never went out of buisness and went on to make a BattleTech movie. Set before the annihilation of clan smoke jaguar. It gave the Word of Blake magic powers, made all the clans into violent black people, made Prince Davion an offensively flaming homosexual and had Karensky return with aliens. It ****d all nostalgia for the series and was hailed as worse than the phantom menace. BattleTech is permanently buried, no further Mechwarrior games are planned, no fan mods for Crysis are made. I wish this thread would live forever. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.17 06:15:00 - [14] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/05/2011 04:12:01 Bzzt. Because I can't find a way to corrpt your wish, I just zapped you with 9001 StunGuns. I wish insert random wish here Granted, you wished to be sodomized by dingo wearing artillery shells as condoms. You are sodomized then eaten. I wish the console tards would realize that the PC is the better First Person Shooter platform. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.22 02:35:00 - [15] Originally by: Lev Aeris I wish that the wing commander series was brought back. Since Lev Aeris didn't get his wish corrupted, and it's the last wish before derail. I'm rolling back to his wish. The Wing Commander series is brought back, Christopher Blair is brought back to life by ret con. Mark Hamil get's pulled off Batman Arkham City, as a result that game never gets completed, resulting in thousands of Batman fans rioting in the streets. Continuing the tradition of live action movies, players of wing commander have to stare at Mark Hamil for hours on end. This is a recent photo. You begin throwing up after 2 hours of Cutscenes, and die of dehydration because your local hospital is filled up by overweight heat stroke patients who were attempting to riot while wearing a full rubber Batman suit. I wish Privateer 2's didn't suck. Seriously, a sci-fi game with both Brian Blessed and Christopher Walken?!? How could they screw that up? PS as you figured out, I recognize your name Lev. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.22 05:22:00 - [16] Edited by: Culmen on 22/05/2011 05:23:26 Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Wish granted. As you wished for nothing, to nothing you return I once again repeat my most recent wish (about posters for EVE) Granted, A dev looks at your poster. He hates it. He hates it so much he concludes you are a detriment to the EvE Online community. He arranges for you to be banned permanently, and just to make sure bans your IP address and credit card. CCP then hires someone to keep tabs should you change any of the two. I wish this thread would stop getting derailed. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:33:00 - [17] Originally by: Thargat I wish Dust 514 becomes epic. Granted, it becomes Epic! Epic Fail to be precise. CCP goes bankrupt and sells EvE to SOE, they introduce NGE after losing all your credit card information to hackers. I wish I didn't need to sleep. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:57:00 - [18] Originally by: Thargat I wish energy was free. Granted, energy is liberated from matter all over the world. It goes on a rampage destroying the entire planet. I wish I could control my computer with my mind. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.24 02:34:00 - [19] Originally by: Cornwalace I wish for the current Eve Universe to double in size Granted, all gates and stations are moved further apart. A 20 au warp becomes a 40 au warp etc. Still that's enough to convince an major influx of n00bs. Much lag ensues. I wish my computer was faster. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.26 19:52:00 - [20] Originally by: Vigilant Archer Edited by: Vigilant Archer on 26/05/2011 19:44:23 Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. I wish for a human brain that is not mine, or anyone I know of. (it would make an interesting conversation piece.) Granted, You receive the tortured brain of a psychic. Blind,deaf and mute, the brain has gone mad with isolation and lashes out randomly with it's mind. This then happens to you I wish for a Pepsi. and further more why do i even need a sig?

Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.05.28 06:39:00 - [21] Originally by: Chevalleis Granted. You now have the ability to control lighting, but after setting the nation's Capital on fire the CIA kidnaps you and you live the rest of your life having half of your brain missing and the other half having sticks on it. I wish that I could create Gold. Granted, advances in matter fabrication enable everyone on the planet (and by extension, you) to create gold on a whim. Gold is now officially worthless. Too bad you kept most of your fortune in Gold, which is now worthless. I wish I hadn't watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.01 04:25:00 - [22] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey Granted, and you go mad from the revelation. The arcane secrets sequestered within New Jersey are too horrific for humans to comprehend on anything but an instinctive level. And you just witnessed it first hand. You lose all sanity points and spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum. I wish that Guillermo del Toro had made his film adaptation of "At The Mountain of Madness" and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.02 19:28:00 - [23] Originally by: Cornwalace Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari nothing wished Nothing Granted. I wish there was a cure for cancer. Granted, it involves harvesting body parts from small children. Thousands are slaughtered so a few rich people can live another hour. I wish I could bend time and space at will. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.04 01:54:00 - [24] Originally by: Malek Andven I wish I could truly understand what is going on in eve within weeks instead of the years that it normaly takes. Granted, CCP dumbs down EVE to sub-WoW levels, hell to sub-toon town levels. Everyone quits. You have no lag, but the game is now crap. I wish people would wake up and stop buying Apple products. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.07 17:33:00 - [25] Originally by: Wyke Mossari I wish somebody would invent a FTL drive. Granted, someone invents a the worst form of space craft propulsion imaginable. It's horrendously expensive, bulky, heavy and doesn't provide any propulsion. It is throughly a For The Loss Drive. Now if only you wished for a FTW drive... then humanity might have survived the death of the earth as an asteroid slams into it. I wish people would actually corrupt wishes, rather than pointlessly bumping this thread. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.07 21:23:00 - [26] Edited by: Culmen on 07/06/2011 21:24:20 Originally by: Johno Johnson I wish for a Ducati Desmo Granted, a Ducati Desmo comes flying through your window and crashes into you, breaking your spine. Good news: Finders Keepers, Bad News: Paralysis. I wish to be the best at anything I want to do. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2011.06.11 02:18:00 - [27] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish Scientists would stop focusing on the "Why" behind Life and the Universe and Everything more on the "How" behind Life and the Universe and Everything. Scientist already do that but lets pretend they don't. Turns out the How is actually a deity of some kind, He's ***ed that scientist have stopped asking Why and started asking How. He has personal privacy issues. In his anger, mankind is destroyed. I wish I was special; You're so fcking special. and further more why do i even need a sig?

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