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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.02.17 18:47:00 -
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 Originally by: Mag's
I wish the poster above me would lock this thread. 
Granted, but another similar thread is opened a few minutes later. Also, your ********* shrink and fall off.
I wish that I was better at PVP.
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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.02.22 09:12:00 -
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Originally by: DTson Gauur
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: N0 Quarter
I wish for a cat that doesn't **** on the floor every morning!
Granted, it now prefers to **** on your bed every morning!
I wish every cat on the planet would just die.
Granted, but as a result the rodents take over and man becomes extinct, congratulations you just genocided human race.
I wish my Rattlesnake would be invincible.
Granted, but someone warp scrambles you in the middle of space and you cannot warp. Ever.
I wish for Justin Bieber to get hit by a car and die in a horribly painful manner.
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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.02.25 01:28:00 -
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Originally by: N0 Quarter
Wish Granted! Dust 514 is released immediately, but on your way to the Game shop to get your Copy, you are involved in a traggic accidently which ends with the doctors removing both of your arms. You now have to spend the rest of your life knowing everyone else is enjoying such an Awesome Game!
I Wish the world of Griefing would come to an end!
Granted. Online griefing comes to an end due to strictly enforced laws passed by real-life governments concerning online behavior. This has the result of griefing becoming a real life action, though. You win the lottery but someone punches you in the face and takes the ticket. Truck/trailers, tankers, trains, and cargo planes are consistently blown up in an effort to score the valuable cargo. You wake up one morning to go to work only to find that your vehicle has had the tires, brakes, wheels, lights, and interior removed, along with your favorite CD. People don't get killed but overall the quality of life goes down the ****ter.
I wish that I could develop more of a social life instead of playing Corrupt-A-Wish on some internet spaceships forum.
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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.03.11 00:33:00 -
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Originally by: Nefrin Maldoes
Originally by: Chiaki Teppei
I wish I'd own Jita 4-4 station.
Granted. You accidentally set the docking rights incorrectly, not allowing anyone to dock. Not only do your actions kill the trade hub and massively inflate prices across the universe, you are ruthlessly hunted down by every corporation that is now unable to access their goods in the station.
I wish I was telekinetic.
Granted. You are now telekinetic. It comes at the cost of your ***** exploding like an overinflated balloon when you try to ********** since you got ****y and didn't hone your telekinetic skillz.
I wish that my glasses didn't break in the mosh pit at that concert last night.
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