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YouShouldntEatIt
Caldari
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.21 01:34:00 -
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I wish I could speed train to fly and fully operate a rorqual.
Wish granted. When you first undock it, it automatically jumps into Tama and sieges for 30 hours by itself, drawing the attention of all the people in local. Nice wreck!
I wish I knew what a templar was.
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YouShouldntEatIt
Caldari
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.22 02:13:00 -
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Sorry 'bout that. My dog chewed up the network cable, so I had to get a new one from the garage.
I wish for a Loot Can in an asterpid belt that I randomly found that didn't belong to an enemy or someone in another corp, and that it contained really good loot.
Granted. because you are a noob, however, the can contains 10 units of morphite. Its combined 40k isk value makes your poor wallet feel rich.
I wish more people would participate in this.
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YouShouldntEatIt
Caldari
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.22 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
Granted. winter is gone from everywhere forever.
The polar ice caps melt, drowning a portion of the globe.
The equatorial regions are uninhabitable, movement outside would cook a human as he stands.
The poles are now barren deserts, there may be survivors, but with the unimaginable devastation to the eco system, the future looks bleak for humanity
I wish I was omnipotent and omniscient.
Granted. You now know that you're adopted, your real parents hate you, and your hamster has sex with you while you sleep and gave you aids. But you can say Pi to the nearest 9 trillionth digit, which causes you to get beat up in school.
i wish i didnt have the compulsive urge to spend money on lottery tickets
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YouShouldntEatIt
Caldari
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.24 15:58:00 -
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Originally by: Freyya
Lol, fashionable and actually quite possible.
Wish granted btw, you have won dozens of lotteries. You're however now a multibillionaire hunted down by half the world's population for all sorts of good causes. Not to mention several world powers like China, America and Russia have sent agents to "retrieve" you for "scientific studies". Your money has been frozen and you spend the rest of your life as a labrat in a Russian Goelag, a semi zombie in China and as an awake open brain money printer for the US.
I wish we were able to do viable deep space exploration already, with crewed ships more than capable of defending themselves if absolutely neccesary, Earth aswell ofcourse. Just in case....
Ofcourse i would be on one of those capable ships exploring beyond the known universe.
Wish granted. Because of our increased defences, the Empire crams a cloaking device on the Death Star. We never even saw the laser fire.
I wish no matter how much i spent, my wallet always refilled back to 5 billion isk automatically.
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YouShouldntEatIt
Caldari
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari
Wish Granted. However, you start posting in another thread just like this.
I wish a Star in EVE went Nova.
Granted. the star in the system you are currently in goes nova. everything in the system is absolutely destroyed, leaving nothing but the black expanse of space. Due to unique radiation emitted from the nova, all pod pilots lost uplink to their cloning facilities. You are reborn in a fresh clone with 0sp and no memory of who you are.
i wish dust 514 would come out already
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