Originally by: Zora'e

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Edited by: Zora''e on 21/02/2011 06:16:51

Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Ok just to spell it out for you. You have been hit by what we like to call a TROLL! Some of you fought well but most of you have fallen prey.

Let me spell it out for you. In fact:

I am a beta character.
I was one of the Founders of Everlasting Vendetta.
Shadowspirit was the alt I used to infiltrate and destroy another corp.
I love to POD you "participants" because you come at me with "haha I don't care" but yet you cared enough to say so. It warms my heart.
I have chased two of you off line and one through several systems watching you cry. Just this afternoon when I was bored.
My biggest issue is 90% of you Hulkageddon noobs belive you are pro pvp when all you do is take out easy targets and claim victory. I bet most of you won't even dare enter 0.0 space and that is what makes it so hilarious to me.
I have watched what "age" miners are as I do believe in popping macro miners because they annoy me. You are right they are usually 1-2 years old, but guess what. That is still noob to us who have been here since beta.

Last but not least I know CCP doesn't give a DAMN about it's playerbase as long as the LOUDEST get what they want as they have proven that since beta. So don't go thinking I actually believe they will listen when it comes to your little weak event of noobs.

I do look forward to this time because so many idiots get flagged doing such a silly event that it makes high sec fun to troll :) Please do so as often as possible I really like to watch you gutless few run away in terror when my main confronts you from a fleet of 2 you weren't expecting. haha

So in closing Congrats to you who have been so dedicated to jump to the defense of such a pathetic and skill-less event you have entertained me well. :) Please be sure to feed the troll on your way out and remember.... your opinion REALLY matters...... to ... your mom. :) /end troll /end beer rant. Goodnight :)

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Wow my Mom really cares about my opinion huh? Amazing, I didn't know that she could care about my opinion 16 years after her (rather sad, pathetic, very much deserved, painfully agonizing) death. That is an eye opener to me.

*looks at my Killboard* Yup, been to 0.0.

Glad you believe in popping macros, but regardless of your claims. You have still failed to post with your main, and I personally believe that is because you purchased your toon, and are now claiming you were the original owner and don't want your wall of sticks to collapse on you when the truth comes out.

Contrary to your rather pathetic attempts at a whine thread etc, CCP does care about their game, however, they care to keep their game the way it currently is because that is what THEY want their game to be. If you can't handle this, the door works both ways.

Keep crying. Your tears only make everybody point their fingers at you and laugh hysterically. Post with your main sometime Cupcake, I'm sure you'll get more participants than you want saying hello to you. But then again.. you haven't had the balls to post with YOUR main despite all your claims of being an uber beta player, so who's the coward here?

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Originally by: Zora'e

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Edited by: Zora''e on 21/02/2011 06:26:13

Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Wait wait... before i go to bed! I have a new proposal. Instead of Hulkageddon let's have Nerdageddon. Here's the rules:

Find a nerd that plays eve and likes participate in this event. Get your camera ready. Beat his face in until it is unrecognizable. Take a before and after picture. Post your pics here and the person with the best before/after gets 20b isk. But you have to PROVE they like and participate in hulkageddon IE screens of their account. Even better! as you beat them take their account info and screenshot your deletion of their accounts! That'll get you 40billion! Man this writes itself.

Ok ok no you can't touch their accounts CCP would not appreciate that, but you can still beat them outside of the game. That's just the old fashion way of teaching these young kids why you don't talk smack to somebody that can pummel your face into the concrete. biggest issue with the internet is anonymity where skinny nerds can say what they want w/o punishment probably why the world is going to hell.. not enough respect from kids towards their superiors. Not to mention these idiots growing up thinking they big and bad and then realizing that is only online so they kill themselves.... sad world. :\

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I live in Hawaii, on the Island of Maui. Here is my Picture. Feel free to follow up on your comment any time Cupcake. I'd enjoy you trying to do so.

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Originally by: Zora'e

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Edited by: Zora''e on 21/02/2011 06:34:20

Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Originally by: Zora'e

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Edited by: Zora''e on 21/02/2011 06:26:13

Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Wait wait... before i go to bed! I have a new proposal. Instead of Hulkageddon let's have Nerdageddon. Here's the rules:

Find a nerd that plays eve and likes participate in this event. Get your camera ready. Beat his face in until it is unrecognizable. Take a before and after picture. Post your pics here and the person with the best before/after gets 20b isk. But you have to PROVE they like and participate in hulkageddon IE screens of their account. Even better! as you beat them take their account info and screenshot your deletion of their accounts! That'll get you 40billion! Man this writes itself.

Ok ok no you can't touch their accounts CCP would not appreciate that, but you can still beat them outside of the game. That's just the old fashion way of teaching these young kids why you don't talk smack to somebody that can pummel your face into the concrete. biggest issue with the internet is anonymity where skinny nerds can say what they want w/o punishment probably why the world is going to hell.. not enough respect from kids towards their superiors. Not to mention these idiots growing up thinking they big and bad and then realizing that is only online so they kill themselves.... sad world. :\

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I live in Hawaii, on the Island of Maui. Here is my Picture. Feel free to follow up on your comment any time Cupcake. I'd enjoy you trying to do so.

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Didn't i see you on Datelines "How to catch a predator?"

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I am fair sure that you talk a wonderful game behind a computer. However, I told you where I live. Come visit and lets see how much of a game you talk then. Oh sorry, I forgot, your one of those anonymous internet tough guys that flee like little *****es when someone calls your bluff.

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Originally by: ScooterPuff Sr

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i wouldn't go about knockin that pile of dirt too much. the dirt there alone is worth more than the hulk ya lost

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Originally by: Zora'e

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Originally by: Shadowspirit

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LOL I wouldn't flee especially from a tool like you. First off you said you live in Hawaii on some ****ty little pile of dirt. That's hardly (where i live) and second (cupcake lol gay) this is about an online game so no way in HELL would i spend the money to travel to some little crappy island just to show you how wrong you are. But I am flattered at your anger and ability to flaunt your picture of ... gayness. For the world to see :)

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Awww isn't it amazing at how fast you back peddle. You got the mouth to yap, but when someone calls you on it, you make excuses why you can't do something. Unlike you young man, I have no problem telling people who I am, and where I live. If they want to bring something from a game into real life, I'll be happy to let them face the consequences of doing so.

You spouted off by suggesting people take a game thing to out of game, but now that your bluff has been called, you say the opposite. That really is funny.

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Originally by: ScooterPuff Sr

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you're shelling out an aweful lot of rage there pal. all our tanks are on full. time to chill out take a xanex or something and buy a new hulk already. sheesh

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Originally by: Umega

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Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Ok just to spell it out for you. You have been hit by what we like to call a TROLL! Some of you fought well but most of you have fallen prey.

Let me spell it out for you. In fact:

I wish I was somebody, so here I am trying!
I was one of the Founders of Masterbating while staring at myself in a mirror.
Shadowspirit was the alt I used to try to establish my importance in the Forums.
I love to poast ideal threats without anything backing it up cause I don't really care to prove anything to you low-lifes. But I'm here anyway making two threads about how much I do care what u guys did to me.
I have magically chased gankers through multiple systems because somehow I can chase gankers away, this somehow makes them cry in their suicidal ships.
My biggest issue is 90% of you Hulkageddon noobs believe you could beat me in straight up PvP, but I'm too much of a ***** to post with my main to prove that. I'm just going to prove it by saying so with an alt on the forums.
I have watched "aging" miners pop quite frequently. (gross dude)

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Cool story man. I translated your facts from troll to human. No need to thank me. Have yourself a good night, sir.

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Originally by: Zora'e

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Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Originally by: ScooterPuff Sr

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i wouldn't go about knockin that pile of dirt too much. the dirt there alone is worth more than the hulk ya lost

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YAY i love those who can read. Really I've never lost a ship to this noob little group. I don't even own a hulk lmao

Oh and I am sorry for knocking a pile of crap floating around waiting to be sunk hosting a very predominate group of obese ******s awaiting their return to the toilet of an ocean where they belong. Or at the very least melted down into the puddles of goo they already resemble :)

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ROFL. Just ROFL. You show your ignorance more and more with every post. That is ok though. Not everybody can handle living in a Paradise Climate, where you can wear Shorts and a T year round, Surf, Wind surf, Hike, Climb an active Volcano, Scuba, Snorkle, Sail etc. I however, can and do. Enjoy your jealousy.

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Originally by: Zora'e

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Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Take note (how to catch a predator man talks trash and plays a .... FEMALE CHARACTER what a shock...) *homo*
FYI like i said no directions and well no real reason. I know for a fact hands down I could smack you around like a cheap hooker so why would I waste MY money to prove that? Want my address? Directions to my front door? I'll be happy to give you these things :)

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Ahh so playing a female character makes me a Homo. That's actually pretty funny. Keep believing that sonny. As for your other statement.... Only a FOOL assures himself of victory. But keep believing what you want to believe if it makes you feel better.

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Originally by: ScooterPuff Sr

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im assuming this is an alt of a poorly trained character. im not expecting much but i will t2 fit a reaper so you aren't completely insulted

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Originally by: Brusanan

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0/10

Try harder next time.

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Originally by: Zora'e

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Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Originally by: Zora'e

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Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Take note (how to catch a predator man talks trash and plays a .... FEMALE CHARACTER what a shock...) *homo*
FYI like i said no directions and well no real reason. I know for a fact hands down I could smack you around like a cheap hooker so why would I waste MY money to prove that? Want my address? Directions to my front door? I'll be happy to give you these things :)

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Ahh so playing a female character makes me a Homo. That's actually pretty funny. Keep believing that sonny. As for your other statement.... Only a FOOL assures himself of victory. But keep believing what you want to believe if it makes you feel better.

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Ok two things at LEAST wrong with your statement.

A.) Only a FOOL assures himself of victory? Really? I mean I always heard it was Once you count yourself out you have lost, or If you go into it thinking you will lose you have already lost. Sorry if your life coach has made you think you already lost...

B.) Nooo nooo it's not just playing a female character it's being a MALE playing a female character calling other MALES cupcake and then giving out your photo and address to MALES online and thinking you are badass enough to fight anyone along with the fact that.. i mean really look at your image. That all just SCREAMS homo combined.

After all some of my fav players are female toons that doesn't make them homo you silly *****.

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Wow really? Amazing powers of observation you fail to have.

Lets address your points, as I am rather enjoying poking you with a stick right now.

A. Yes only a FOOL assures himself of victory, however let me expound on that as you seem to have totally missed my point. You know virtually nothing about me other than what I look like. Yet you have 'assured' yourself of victory. That makes you a FOOL in anybodies book.

B. If my calling you Cupcake makes me gay, just wow with your obviously juvenile thinking process. Second point to your statement... You made comments about internet tough guys hiding behind the anonymity of the internet. I don't hide behind the Internet. I have no problem with anybody knowing where I live, or what I look like. If they want to come to Maui over a Game, they are welcome to reap the costs of their actions any day and any time. Now.. it is very obvious you missed something in my posts. I'll leave you to eventually figure out why your comments make you look more and more foolish. However, I will re iterate this point. I don't hide behind the Internet. Can you say the same of yourself?

Finally, if disparaging someones looks is all you can manage, it really does show that you are quite likely (at best) in your early 20's and living in moms basement. Nice try, but seriously. Fail.

Have a nice day. Cupcake.

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Originally by: Grot Bags

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I am sorry but your moms response to you getting an education does not apply here. Please try again when you have something original and thoughtful kthxbai

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Originally by: ScooterPuff Sr

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can't wait to meet this awesome tengu of yours

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Originally by: Grot Bags

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Originally by: Shadowspirit

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Originally by: Grot Bags

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I am sorry but your moms response to you getting an education does not apply here. Please try again when you have something original and thoughtful kthxbai

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Dude your Mum educated me in sensual endeavours!

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Mum? You must be from Britain huh? So no worries your opinion never mattered in the first place all is forgiven now go bow to your false idol her majesty the man lady and suck on a biscuit. Oh I am sorry "crumpet" or what the hell ever you inbreds call it.

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Originally by: Jovan Geldon

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Originally by: Shadowspirit

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1750 Southwest Harbor Way, Portland, OR

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Oh, the wit...the humour...truly you are a God among insects

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Originally by: ScooterPuff Sr

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still waiting on your faux tengu. i even loaded my loki up wth small guns and civilian mods to even the odds.

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