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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:05:00 -
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 Originally by: Blank Process
Originally by: Nenikeka
You did not hold the deadline. again.
Since you set the downtim to half an hour, it very, really very, seldom has been within this timeframe.
Most of the time, you are late 7 to 10 minutes - or longer.
10 minutes out of 30 is a third.
This is not a good standard...
This post is useless without detailed graphs of past downtime performance.
Here you go....
Downtime between 2007 to 2010, Detailed Version
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:12:00 -
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Some people do the washing up during downtime, some people vacuum, some do the laundry. I like to have a midday snack of a pack of salt n vinegar crisps, then it's back to the mining. Unfortunately, I ma now on my 27th pack and quite frankly, I don't feel so good. Please take my health amd well being into account and get that server back up!
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Mamba Lev
Originally by: Jack Paladin
Originally by: Mamba Lev
EVE Online: Apococrapia - A new fail
EVE Online: Dominion - The Fail strikes back
EVE Online: Incursion - Return of the fail
Did love the Dev post from a few days ago bragging about how perfect the Incursion Deployment was. I can understand them not advertising it on the main page but Dev blogs? Lie to us some more so we can really feel unrespected..
EVE Online: Incarna - The return of the new fail strikes back? xD
The Phantom Fail, Attack of the Fail and Revenge of the Fail all work for me 
"Lord Vader, the database has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to... "
"You have failed me for the last time!"
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:42:00 -
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11:30 GMT
Veldspar Roid : Ok, here we go guys... they'll be back any minute.
Dense Veldspar Roid : who will?
Veldspar Roid : The players you idiot
Dense Veldspar Roid : ohhhh
12:15 GMT
Veldspar Roid : That's odd. Still quiet. Hey, anyone seen any players?
Scordite Roid : Nope. It's not expansion day already is it?
Veldspar Roid : Nah. Oh well, enjoy it while it lasts.
12:55 GMT
Scordite Roid : Ok, now I'm getting suspicious. Something happened to mining lately? Did the trit prices plunge?
Elder Corpum Arch Priest : We're not getting any bites either.
Veldpar Roid : errrr you're not a belt rat. How did you get here?
Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Just looking around while it's quiet.
Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a belt rat?
Scordite Roid : Good grief.
13:15 GMT
Veldspar Roid : Anyone got access to the net?
Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Yeah, in game browser.
Veldspar Roid : Check the news
Elder Corpum Arch Priest : What am I looking for?
Veldspar Roid : Giant volcano blast in Iceland destroys infrastructure, many hamsters believed dead
Dense Veldspar Roid : What's a ..
Scordite Roid, Veldspar Roid, Elder Corpum Arch Priest : SHUT UP!
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:05:00 -
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13:30
Veldspar Roid : Tumdy tum tum.... sigh....
Scordite Roid : OH OH! Look a warp in! They're here guys, the miners are here!!!
Concord Special Ops Frigate : Hi roids!
Roids (collectively) : Oh...
Concord Special Ops Frigate : Wassup? Any miners here lately?
Scordite Roid : No, we're getting worried.
Concord Special Ops Frigate : Huh, strange, nothing been through our gate for hours. HEY! WAIT! Is that..?
Elder Corpum Arch Priest : Gotta go... bye!!! (warps out)
Concord Special Ops Frigate : What the!! (warps out)
13:45
Scordite Roid : So she says "Plag? You gotta be kidding me, there's KERNITE in this belt!!"
Veldspar Roid : hahaha! good one m8
Dense Veldspar Roid : I don't get it, why would there be ker...
Scordite Roid : Of for the love of God, where's the miners?? I'd even welcome a bot
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:19:00 -
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Originally by: Jita PriceCheck3
what if this is the end of eve? everything gone. w
Have always had the matrix style worry about "game within a game". What if our universe is actually part of a giant MMO played by Gods? What if our planet is just a record on a SQL database? What if the God devs spill coffee or ambrosia or whatever on our backup tape?? Yikes
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:21:00 -
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Originally by: DrugsDen
Oh look its starting up AGAIN
Yay for server viagra!
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:29:00 -
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Originally by: Lewis Hamilton
Latest : its the hamesters that power the wheel for the central cpu, they have walked out demanding the CCP director steps down and be replaced by more hamster like thing, CNN are there
Let me guess - you're typing this from a 'cafe' in Amsterdam where they serve 'special' cake, and you've just had a large slice....
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Posted - 2011.02.23 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lewis Hamilton
Let me guess - you're typing this from a 'cafe' in Amsterdam where they serve 'special' cake, and you've just had a large slice....
I wish .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI39jU24InY its old but makes me laugh.The hamsters are being put in black vans now, short interorgation then they'll be back in their wheels.
hehe,, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQqx5EsbSfY&feature=related is good too
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