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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 12:26:00 -
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Originally by: Nenikeka there go my containers, my beste thanks to the "professional" server team of CCP.
Community manager, please bring them my greetings. wether they are completely understaffed ord just jokes.
my opinion regards
Lolz, the end of the world is nigh, Seriously, if you leave can I haz your stuff? |

SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 12:46:00 -
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Well if we are going to be completely honest here, it really is not any ones fault. CCP at downtime didn't say "Lets make a few tens of thousand Eve players wait for an extra hour or so before we start the servers back up". There are things you cannot control. Yes it may have been a little more often recently but most tend to remember the bad rather than the good.
Most days you can log in within half an hour of the server going down which is pretty good.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Give CCP a break, the pro's far outweigh the con's.
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 12:52:00 -
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Originally by: Nenikeka
Originally by: CCP Navigator Due to a failed start up we will be extending downtime by 15 minutes to 11:45 UTC. We thank you for your patience and understanding.
Update. Tranquility downtime will be extended for a further 15 minutes to 12:00 UTC. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Update @ 12:00 UTC. Tranquility downtime will be extended to 12:30 UTC. We will provide further details once we know more.
Update @12:25 UTC. Downtime will be extended by a further 30 minutes to 13:00 UTC. We are working on resolving these database issues as quickly as possible.
Update @ 12:35 UTC. The secure part of the website for account management has been taken offline while we fix the database issues.
Thanks for the updates CCP Navigator - i appreciate it.
But: i do not apreciate loosing my containers floating in space for the incompetence of the maintenance crew, sorry.
OMG, just OMG. How is this incompetence? Something went wrong, do you not think there might be a small chance that it is not CCP's fault?
Obviously your life is very perfect and nothing ever goes wrong at all.
Well done.
Can I still haz your stuff?
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:05:00 -
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Oooo starting up.......could this be it?
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:08:00 -
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Originally by: Recoil
Originally by: Blank Process
Originally by: Nenikeka
You did not hold the deadline. again.
Since you set the downtim to half an hour, it very, really very, seldom has been within this timeframe.
Most of the time, you are late 7 to 10 minutes - or longer.
10 minutes out of 30 is a third. This is not a good standard...
This post is useless without detailed graphs of past downtime performance.
Here you go.... Downtime between 2007 to 2010, Detailed Version
Lolz
Ok this downtime has broken me, I have taken all I can.
I am quitting, you can't haz my stuffz, I am bagging it all up for the homeless. See if they can make use of this damn sansha scanner thingy.
BTW, I joke.
/makes another coffee
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:12:00 -
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/me sobs uncontrolably in a corner, "I don't wanna return to RL CCP, pleeze get the server working again"
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: Pheon Silver
Originally by: Rek Seven CCP i afraid i'm going to need some free sp adding to my account for this service disruption. 500 sp should do it 
OOOOH I like your Idea Lad,
Some Sp would be nice compensation for sever fails =D
I couldn't care less for SP, im so shockingly noobish it wouldn't matter. However, if I could have 65 Machs, 102 CNR's and a few Titans thrown in that would be great, thanks.
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:19:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Paladin Edited by: Jack Paladin on 23/02/2011 13:18:36
Originally by: Mamba Lev
Originally by: Jack Paladin
Originally by: Mamba Lev EVE Online: Apococrapia - A new fail EVE Online: Dominion - The Fail strikes back EVE Online: Incursion - Return of the fail
Did love the Dev post from a few days ago bragging about how perfect the Incursion Deployment was. I can understand them not advertising it on the main page but Dev blogs? Lie to us some more so we can really feel unrespected..
EVE Online: Incarna - The return of the new fail strikes back? xD
The Phantom Fail, Attack of the Fail and Revenge of the Fail all work for me 
They only work the next 3 expansions. What happens then :(
EDIT: DUST 514: The Fail Wars

What about "Fail : A New Hope"? (Yes I know its number 4 renamed but still?)
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:23:00 -
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CCP, do you realise what you have done??
DO YOU??
I have just had to have a conversation with both my wife and kids!!
This is not acceptable!!!
I had just about forgotten that they existed!!!!
/me hides in the toilet
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:27:00 -
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Ok, I just had to talk on the "telephone".
I think I'm going to be sick.....
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SarDukk
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Posted - 2011.02.23 13:50:00 -
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I decided to make something to eat.
I made a really nice wholemeal salad roll.
I picked up a bag of cheese and onion crisps to go with it.
I got half way through the roll and realised that there was in fact mould all around it.
I dont feel like my crisps any more...
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