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Naomi Wildfire
Amarr
Men Who Stare At Gates
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Posted - 2011.02.24 23:55:00 -
[31]
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* 1 line
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Dana Jin
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Posted - 2011.02.25 08:56:00 -
[32]
[flip]me[/flip]
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catinboots
Minmatar
Vintage collective
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Posted - 2011.02.25 09:40:00 -
[33]
Minmatar pilots are like jediknights they use ductape as their force , it has a darkside and a sticky side
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There be dragons
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.02.25 09:49:00 -
[34]
I love unicorns
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
The Old Chap
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Posted - 2011.02.25 09:52:00 -
[35]
You don't have an i-pod?
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Masterstroke
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:20:00 -
[36]
Do you like Fish****s in your mouth?
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Captain Mastiff
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:26:00 -
[37]
 Originally by: Stu Pendis****
There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
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Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
Sanctuary Pact
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:31:00 -
[38]
All that time you spent cussing me out you could have been spamming the warp button.
By the way, real men biomass when they emoragequit.
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Mograph
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:38:00 -
[39]
Did you lose a freighter?
U mad?
Whats the password to your secure can? gives password *FLIP!
Prick
and if you are reading this you have reached the signature without noticing. |
Airu Naari
The Noxious
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:48:00 -
[40]
Originally by: The Crushah
Now that we have gotten that nasty business out of the way, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
haha good one :D
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Sessym
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:53:00 -
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FC: Where'd Sessym go?! (sent me forward to scout)
Me: I'm right here with you, STANDING on my ass!
In a rookie roaming gang: ...Stop looking, start shooting...
0= - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
'So grab your guns.'
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Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Empire Tax Collection Agency
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:54:00 -
[42]
After scramming their pod: "Say Hi to your clone from me." Poof.
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4C 4F 5645
Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:54:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Xercodo
*facepalm* some of these are pick up lines not one liners....
also i think this is all you need right here
But ganking and sexual innuendo go hand in hand.
On that theme, things to say after you won a fight:
"Was it as good for you as it was for me ?"
"Don't cry baby, i promise to use more nanite paste next time !"
"When can we do this again ?"
"Now that's over, how about some coffee ?"
"Don't blame me, that avatar was just asking for it !".
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Br41n
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.02.25 12:03:00 -
[44]
Sucky Sucky 5 isk!
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Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
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000Hunter000
Gallente
Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2011.02.25 12:16:00 -
[45]
Ur shooting at me? o_O
Me vs a noob raxpilot who thought it was a smart idea to shoot my pvp fitted NH
Afterwards he said he was only testing his guns... I told him not to do it again and gave him his remains back
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Julienne Poirier
Gallente
Nonya Endeavours
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Posted - 2011.02.25 12:24:00 -
[46]
working as intended
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Surreptitious
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.25 13:26:00 -
[47]
Originally by: The Crushah
Now that we have gotten that nasty business out of the way, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
Lol, best one yet. I really did laugh out loud.
Syrup
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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.25 13:32:00 -
[48]
Edited by: Antihrist Pripravnik on 25/02/2011 13:33:34
"♪♫♪♫♪♫ Flash ... AAAAAH!!! ♪♫♪♫♪♫"
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2011.02.25 13:43:00 -
[49]
I find myself saying this more and more often, mainly to people who think that just because I'm rich, I'm nice:
"One does not become wealthy through generosity."
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Pharago
Gallente
Piratas Leprosos Guineanos
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2011.02.25 15:33:00 -
[50]
pay or pray!!!
EVE Windowed Mode Helper
My killboard |
Long John Silver
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Posted - 2011.02.25 15:39:00 -
[51]
Oh no, not again! I must stop pressing that red button. 
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Suboran
Gallente
Best Path Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.25 16:30:00 -
[52]
> you bastards, i was setting map destin..
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Jurij Sieger
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Posted - 2011.02.25 17:32:00 -
[53]
He kelmad!
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Burial Day
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:28:00 -
[54]
hope none of these have actually been used..
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.02.26 23:26:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Burial Day
hope none of these have actually been used..
The wormhole one was good,
but....
Originally by: The Crushah
Now that we have gotten that nasty business out of the way, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
I'm so gonna use this one next time... i agree, best one yet
holy crap these are funny as hell guys
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Scifi
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:00:00 -
[56]
I'm particularly found of this one:
Quote:
Spaghetti Time
It's source can be seen here: Linkage
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Maestro Ulv
Phaze-9
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:31:00 -
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As most station huggers I've ran into tend to smack I always say: Talk is cheap, come out and die.
If they ever get some balls and come out it tends to end with a simple: Bye.
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Tradew1nd
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:35:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Dana Jin
Edited by: Dana Jin on 25/02/2011 09:10:14
When cyrillic, commonly assosiated with Russian writing, appears in the chat channel I copy and paste something from one of my alts BIO that was there when I purchased him. It says.
"I wish I knew what you were saying."
But it is flipped upside down and backwards so it looks almost similar to cyrillic.
You can see similar results here.
It usually gets a couple lol's from people. Sometimes even the one that was typing in cyrillic.
ENGLISH MOTHER F*****! DO YOU SPEAK IT!
/thread
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Siiee
Recycled Heroes
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:52:00 -
[59]
18 months
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X Dead
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Posted - 2011.02.27 23:44:00 -
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It's because I'm white, isn't it?
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