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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.02.24 16:16:00 -
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Greeting fellow pod pilots.
I have decided, to start posting good 1 liners in chat befor or after a pvp match. I mean, what's the point of a pvp game, if you can't revel in your victorys?
Have you ever gotten in a good insult on someone after they've epically failed?
I wanna see what everyones got for a good burn. Post your favorite 1 liners here
Smack talking is allowed, remember its just for the LOLs 
I'll Start: "If you can't dazzle them with Brilliance, RIDDLE them with BULLETS"
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ChromeStriker
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Posted - 2011.02.24 16:19:00 -
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GF (good fight)
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Stu Pendisdick
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2011.02.24 16:47:00 -
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There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2011.02.24 16:49:00 -
[4]
Cool story, bro
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PTang
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Posted - 2011.02.24 16:50:00 -
[5]
is that a clone baby? or were you just born that beautiful.
Woah, somebody call conchord becuase my heart just got ganked
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Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
Genos Occidere
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.24 16:54:00 -
[6]
Them: "Lucky Abaddon"
Me: "The more I play, the luckier I get."
It's not original in any way, but it drives a good point well.
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Zeek Muaka
Hydra Directorate
Aftermath Coalition
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:28:00 -
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"You're like a vent, you blow."
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 Quote:
wth is tranquility ? that sick place where you lose ships and pay like 30mill for a bc? lol no i play on sisi!
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:31:00 -
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just remeber, your unique, just like everyone else.
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hyhn
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:32:00 -
[9]
Don't tase me bro !?
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Ger Tomard
Caldari
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:35:00 -
[10]
Amarr Victor!!
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Spurty
Caldari
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:36:00 -
[11]
"I think we're in high sec, probably best you don't point that industr... oh never-mind, at least you're close to jita!!"
Hoppit!
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:37:00 -
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"Yeah, I put the FU in fun."
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Self Preservation Society the 2nd
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:41:00 -
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I will hunt you, skin you, and wear you like a coat.
--Vel
Originally by: Blacksquirrel
This is EVE. PVE can happen anywhere at anytime. Be prepared.
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ITTigerClawIK
Amarr
Galactic Rangers
Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:44:00 -
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"hey babe, How much Mass can YOUR wormhole take?"
Sig space reclaimed in the name of me -courtesy of Tiggy ([email protected]) |
Hannibal 'Bambi' Lecter
It rubs the lotion on its skin
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:47:00 -
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I do wish we could fight longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
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Me Gusta
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:48:00 -
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WTF, brother I finally found you!
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Allyson Vannote
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:50:00 -
[17]
Thanks, my trip back home is much less lonely now...
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Galen Naranek
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2011.02.24 18:35:00 -
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After an unsuccessful solo typhoon suicide gank attempt on my Hulk last night (with smarties): "The Fail is strong with this one . . . "
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That which kills me makes me deader |
Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.02.24 18:56:00 -
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My best one liner in eve came when my wife had passed out watching reservoir dogs.
"I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan aren't ya?"
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Acac Sunflyier
Gallente
Ketsui ga Katai
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Posted - 2011.02.24 19:00:00 -
[20]
I'ma let you finish...
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Xercodo
Amarr
Daj'Juntar
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Posted - 2011.02.24 19:37:00 -
[21]
*facepalm* some of these are pick up lines not one liners....
also i think this is all you need right here
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The drake is a lie
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Paralaje
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Posted - 2011.02.24 19:56:00 -
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umad?
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Zaotome
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Posted - 2011.02.24 20:01:00 -
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it's a pity there is no sound in space... i'd love to hear you scream!
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Lord Wamphyri
Amarr
Starside Lost
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Posted - 2011.02.24 22:13:00 -
[24]
I'm not quick enough to think of good one liners until it's far too late to use them lol..
So I usually try and use one of these instead
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Misstress Iteron
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Posted - 2011.02.24 22:23:00 -
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Taken from my Bio. This is my collection of funnies related to me and/or my activities
MOPDAH > You are mad
Doc Nielsen > Misstress Iteron you can haul my load any day :D
Soulburn69 > But that's Gallente! How is this possible?
Metalocilips > lol misstress that was soo naughty of you scooping there rocks
Dyner > wish Miss would scoop mine
Metalocilips > same here
Singetu > Misstress Iteron お前何やねんクソが
krakafoo2 > i believe it ***** robbed me blind
Jimmy Twotone > itouchmisstresses
Jaladela > not unlesss you beg first jimmy
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.02.24 22:27:00 -
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Originally by: Me Gusta
WTF, brother I finally found you!
awe crap I thought mom sold you off to the mines.
Hey wich one of us is the evil one?
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Stupid Cow
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Posted - 2011.02.24 22:29:00 -
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You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.02.24 22:29:00 -
[28]
Originally by: ITTigerClawIK
"hey babe, How much Mass can YOUR wormhole take?"
holy crap thats awesome....I'm offended...and yet strangley aroused
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion
RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.02.24 22:36:00 -
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What I tell the new guys.
Everyone in eve is out to kill you all the time, you just don't it yet.
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The Crushah
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.02.24 22:39:00 -
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Now that we have gotten that nasty business out of the way, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
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Naomi Wildfire
Amarr
Men Who Stare At Gates
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Posted - 2011.02.24 23:55:00 -
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*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* 1 line
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Dana Jin
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Posted - 2011.02.25 08:56:00 -
[32]
[flip]me[/flip]
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catinboots
Minmatar
Vintage collective
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Posted - 2011.02.25 09:40:00 -
[33]
Minmatar pilots are like jediknights they use ductape as their force , it has a darkside and a sticky side
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There be dragons
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.02.25 09:49:00 -
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I love unicorns
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
The Old Chap
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Posted - 2011.02.25 09:52:00 -
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You don't have an i-pod?
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Masterstroke
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:20:00 -
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Do you like Fish****s in your mouth?
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Captain Mastiff
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: Stu Pendis****
There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
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Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
Sanctuary Pact
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:31:00 -
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All that time you spent cussing me out you could have been spamming the warp button.
By the way, real men biomass when they emoragequit.
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Mograph
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:38:00 -
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Did you lose a freighter?
U mad?
Whats the password to your secure can? gives password *FLIP!
Prick
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Airu Naari
The Noxious
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: The Crushah
Now that we have gotten that nasty business out of the way, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
haha good one :D
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Sessym
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:53:00 -
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FC: Where'd Sessym go?! (sent me forward to scout)
Me: I'm right here with you, STANDING on my ass!
In a rookie roaming gang: ...Stop looking, start shooting...
0= - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
'So grab your guns.'
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Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Empire Tax Collection Agency
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:54:00 -
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After scramming their pod: "Say Hi to your clone from me." Poof.
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4C 4F 5645
Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.02.25 11:54:00 -
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Originally by: Xercodo
*facepalm* some of these are pick up lines not one liners....
also i think this is all you need right here
But ganking and sexual innuendo go hand in hand.
On that theme, things to say after you won a fight:
"Was it as good for you as it was for me ?"
"Don't cry baby, i promise to use more nanite paste next time !"
"When can we do this again ?"
"Now that's over, how about some coffee ?"
"Don't blame me, that avatar was just asking for it !".
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Br41n
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.02.25 12:03:00 -
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Sucky Sucky 5 isk!
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Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
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000Hunter000
Gallente
Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2011.02.25 12:16:00 -
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Ur shooting at me? o_O
Me vs a noob raxpilot who thought it was a smart idea to shoot my pvp fitted NH
Afterwards he said he was only testing his guns... I told him not to do it again and gave him his remains back
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Julienne Poirier
Gallente
Nonya Endeavours
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Posted - 2011.02.25 12:24:00 -
[46]
working as intended
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Surreptitious
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.25 13:26:00 -
[47]
Originally by: The Crushah
Now that we have gotten that nasty business out of the way, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
Lol, best one yet. I really did laugh out loud.
Syrup
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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.25 13:32:00 -
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Edited by: Antihrist Pripravnik on 25/02/2011 13:33:34
"♪♫♪♫♪♫ Flash ... AAAAAH!!! ♪♫♪♫♪♫"
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2011.02.25 13:43:00 -
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I find myself saying this more and more often, mainly to people who think that just because I'm rich, I'm nice:
"One does not become wealthy through generosity."
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Pharago
Gallente
Piratas Leprosos Guineanos
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2011.02.25 15:33:00 -
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pay or pray!!!
EVE Windowed Mode Helper
My killboard |
Long John Silver
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Posted - 2011.02.25 15:39:00 -
[51]
Oh no, not again! I must stop pressing that red button. 
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Suboran
Gallente
Best Path Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.25 16:30:00 -
[52]
> you bastards, i was setting map destin..
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Jurij Sieger
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Posted - 2011.02.25 17:32:00 -
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He kelmad!
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Burial Day
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:28:00 -
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hope none of these have actually been used..
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.02.26 23:26:00 -
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Originally by: Burial Day
hope none of these have actually been used..
The wormhole one was good,
but....
Originally by: The Crushah
Now that we have gotten that nasty business out of the way, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
I'm so gonna use this one next time... i agree, best one yet
holy crap these are funny as hell guys
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Scifi
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:00:00 -
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I'm particularly found of this one:
Quote:
Spaghetti Time
It's source can be seen here: Linkage
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Maestro Ulv
Phaze-9
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:31:00 -
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As most station huggers I've ran into tend to smack I always say: Talk is cheap, come out and die.
If they ever get some balls and come out it tends to end with a simple: Bye.
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Tradew1nd
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Dana Jin
Edited by: Dana Jin on 25/02/2011 09:10:14
When cyrillic, commonly assosiated with Russian writing, appears in the chat channel I copy and paste something from one of my alts BIO that was there when I purchased him. It says.
"I wish I knew what you were saying."
But it is flipped upside down and backwards so it looks almost similar to cyrillic.
You can see similar results here.
It usually gets a couple lol's from people. Sometimes even the one that was typing in cyrillic.
ENGLISH MOTHER F*****! DO YOU SPEAK IT!
/thread
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Siiee
Recycled Heroes
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:52:00 -
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18 months
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X Dead
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Posted - 2011.02.27 23:44:00 -
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It's because I'm white, isn't it?
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enjoi
Diabolus Ex Machina
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Posted - 2011.02.27 23:53:00 -
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I'd rather be lucky than good.
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Real men structure tank. |
Batolemaeus
Caldari
Free-Space-Ranger
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.28 00:40:00 -
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"allow me to be a little smug about this"
was rewarded with:
[13:44:48] JT Black > u cant pew without that ****
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Sully Tude
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Posted - 2011.02.28 01:07:00 -
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1) Fly multi-turret Amarr ship.
2) Put different crystals in each turret.
3) Rename ship "Skittles"
4) Find target
5) "TASTE THE RAINBOW, ****ERS!"
Repeat as necessary.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
Fleet Coordination Coalition
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Posted - 2011.02.28 01:32:00 -
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"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell"
-- Hellraiser
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Biomass MeNOW
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Posted - 2011.02.28 03:18:00 -
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Interceptor roam in Providence:
Target: "But... but I'm CVA friendly!!!"
US: "We're not."
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Cannibal Kane
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Posted - 2011.02.28 06:16:00 -
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"I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist"
Or when I am busy can flipping and people start talking crap/crying/talking about killing me, I sing them a little song.
"Ore come from a Man it was put there in a can for me, If I had my little way I would can flip everyday in space."
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.02.28 06:24:00 -
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This is a meme we've been using around the Amarr/Minmitar FW area:
"U DED BRO?"
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"Just because I seem like an idiot doesn't mean I am one."
~Unknown |
NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.02.28 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Scifi
I'm particularly found of this one:
Quote:
Spaghetti Time
It's source can be seen here: Linkage
ROFLMAO
FUNNY AS HELL
Spaghetti Time...that has just become my new 1 liner
Funny stuff guys, keep em comeing 
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JohnStar
Caldari
Final Destination.
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Posted - 2011.02.28 16:11:00 -
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you aint much if you aint dutch
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The greatest and most handsome male in the universe
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CCP StevieSG
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Posted - 2011.02.28 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: NinjaSpud
Originally by: Scifi
I'm particularly found of this one:
Quote:
Spaghetti Time
It's source can be seen here: Linkage
ROFLMAO
FUNNY AS HELL
Spaghetti Time...that has just become my new 1 liner
Funny stuff guys, keep em comeing
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious.
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Sieges
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Posted - 2011.02.28 16:57:00 -
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I can't wait until tomorrow...why's that?...because I get better looking every day!
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Malaclypse Muscaria
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Posted - 2011.02.28 16:59:00 -
[72]
Originally by: CCP StevieSG
Originally by: NinjaSpud
Originally by: Scifi
I'm particularly found of this one:
Quote:
Spaghetti Time
It's source can be seen here: Linkage
ROFLMAO
FUNNY AS HELL
Spaghetti Time...that has just become my new 1 liner
Funny stuff guys, keep em comeing
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious.
Coach McGuirk! ... my favouritest cartoon character \o/
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Reeno Coleman
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Posted - 2011.02.28 18:33:00 -
[73]
"We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"
also
"Eve has sound?"
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Medude
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:37:00 -
[74]
Who are these people and where is my underwear???
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Jemima Damahh
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Posted - 2011.02.28 22:10:00 -
[75]
I was camping empire gates when you were on cow and gate.
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Xaroth Brook
Minmatar
BIG
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.02.28 23:43:00 -
[76]
this one actually saved my ass when I jumped into a camped system:
"Is that a gun on your ship or are you happy to see me?"
Xaroth Brook
BIG
www.big-eve.com
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Isus Jarode
Gallente
Sons of Ivaldi
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Posted - 2011.03.01 00:19:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I find myself saying this more and more often, mainly to people who think that just because I'm rich, I'm nice:
"One does not become wealthy through generosity."
I like that one a lot. I also especially enjoyed Jesus Christ as your savior.
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cuetec
We See Dead People
Initiative Mercenaries
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Posted - 2011.03.01 01:38:00 -
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I never fail, I just have different levels of success
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FeralShadow
RipStar Mining Industries
United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.01 01:46:00 -
[79]
Edited by: FeralShadow on 01/03/2011 01:47:13
I believe in karma; That's why when I do something sh*tty to someone else, they somehow deserved it.
There are only two things that are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day; Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Feral
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"If you want to taste the ground, feel free to attack." - Kenshin Himura
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Shaitan Katana
Caldari
Orbital Construction Company
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Posted - 2011.03.01 03:33:00 -
[80]
The only thing shorter than my temper, is your life expectancy..
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Only the dead have seen the end of war |
Loo Kinn
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Posted - 2011.03.01 03:46:00 -
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Edited by: Loo Kinn on 01/03/2011 03:47:29
Snipe! ...fail
... squirrel!!!
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Igualmentedos
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.01 05:00:00 -
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Edited by: Igualmentedos on 01/03/2011 05:00:38
Wanna see my juggernaut rage torpedo?
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Caghji
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Posted - 2011.03.01 05:14:00 -
[83]
Running this POS kingdom is like pushing a wheel barrow full of cocain through a Mexican Town centre.............
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.03.01 15:54:00 -
[84]
This one's more of a comeback, but I think it's post worthy.
Them: "Early bird gets the worm"
Me: "Secound mouse gets the cheese"
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