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Yoshitaka Moromuo
Distant Light Galactic
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.03.18 14:24:00 -
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... you just can't help but watch the train wreck and laugh.
So, I'm in the Recruitment channel with the intent of trying to rebuild my corporation's numbers, when I "luck out" and see someone looking for an industrial corp. After a rather lengthy interview, the individual says that he's an experienced trader. I offer to hire him, and bam! I give him access to a lightly-funded account to the tune of 50 million ISK with which I hope to at least see a demonstration of his trade skills. I told him I'd be watching the account - just like any sane CEO would - and he expected no less.
During this whole process, I was contacted by ex-corpmates of his, and was told that he was a corp thief, but proof at the time wasn't readily available. I took their claims under advisement, and told them that the hire was on a short leash.
Well, it didn't take him long after we worked out the proper roles for it, for him to claim to find a market order that could supposedly double that investment; sure enough, it doesn't take long for me to see the Wallet icon flash with an update - not once, but twice. At that point, he asks that if I'm serious about making more money for the corp, we each go in for a certain amount, half from him and half from me. Red flag #1, especially so soon after a hire. Now, I'm wondering about that "transaction" that he claimed he managed to complete, so I go to the wallet division's Transactions tab and refresh, expecting to see what pushed the wallet account to 100 million ISK. It's blank.
Okay, red flag #2. So, I go over to the Journal tab - if money moved at all, it'd show up there. I refresh it, and there it is - the big, glaring red flag: he withdrew the first 50 million, then promptly replaced it with 100 million. Nothing transaction-y about that.
So, while I'm working on getting his roles revoked, I'm telling him that I'm considering making the investment. Once all his roles are gone, I blocked him and practically read him the Riot Act. He wasn't able to clean out the account in the end, and he was removed from my corp last night.
So, while a corp looking to get more people back may relax most rules for at least a few applications, don't assume they're not keeping an eye on you in other ways. Especially if the CEO's a Caldari, runs an industrial corp, and knows how to keep an eye on the books.
In memory of Mr Kajimoto - the failed corp thief involved in this, who may or may not have been biomassed by now due to the colossal failure that was this latest theft attempt, and probably will never see a player corporation again on that character |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.03.18 14:56:00 -
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So why didn't you...accept his generous offer, cajole him into sending you his part of the investment first, and THEN remove his roles???
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Sader Rykane
Amarr
Midnight Sentinels
Midnight Space Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.03.18 14:57:00 -
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 Originally by: Yo****aka Moromuo
In memory of Mr Kajimoto - the failed corp thief involved in this, who may or may not have been biomassed by now due to the colossal failure that was this latest theft attempt, and probably will never see a player corporation again on that character
You'd be surprised.
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Rellik B00n
Lethal Death Squad
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Posted - 2011.03.18 14:59:00 -
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reading your post made me search google for the term "rubber helmet", this is what came back.
that is all.
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-IRON MIKE IS hi sec lolwarrior- |
Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.18 22:39:00 -
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Quote:
After a rather lengthy interview, the individual says that he's an experienced trader. I offer to hire him, and bam! I give him access to a lightly-funded account to the tune of 50 million ISK with which I hope to at least see a demonstration of his trade skills.
Should read ;
After chatting to the guy in question I did Zero API checks or Corp history checks,but instead relied on being tipped off from previous targets.I also allow free access to corp funds after 10minutes.
To be honest your OP doesn't even really make sense,what you have failed to mention is that after successfully seeing through my little attempt at social engineering you neglected to mention to corp and alliance mates that my roles were being dropped and that i was indeed as you put it a 'thief'
You seem to like yourself from this sentence;
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Especially if the CEO's a Caldari, runs an industrial corp, and knows how to keep an eye on the books.
Does playing a CEO in an internet game of spaceships turn
you on?Do you think you are of a higher intelligence? Surly a great Caldari CEO from an industrial corp who knows how to keep an eye on the books realises that sharing intel between corp mates and alliance is a good thing?
All it took was for me to go to sleep,wake up log on and chat about my market investment plans to your alliance (I take from you and spend it on Exotic Dancers and Quafe)and all of a sudden my wallet is blinking and i'm a quarter of a billion up.
I didn't feel the need to stroke my e-peen over this too much as to be honest it wasn't the greatest haul but a quick search of the forums and this post caught my eye.
You sir failed at passing on information which allowed me to continue my streak of corp thefts which have now numbered 3 in 12 days to a total of around 3.2billion Isk and one wormhole + POS.
Makers Mark Industry;
In the space of 8 hours stole 1 billion Isk worth of raw minerals and a well researched 10 run raven BPC from corp hangar along with everything else in the public access hangar.I also stole 2 command ship books from inside an Orca flying in space along with other random skill books.
Deus Ortus
Convinced the CEO I was a mute and couldn't speak on teamspeak so it would give an excuse to listen but never speak to them.Within 48 hours was given 1billion Isk cash to purchase new POS equipment for the new wormhole they were moving into.
I also convinced an Orca pilot to let me reprocess all his ore in hold as I had perfect refining skill as well as trading me the raw minerals he had.I then went to the old wormhole they were living in rather than brining the imaginary POS I had bought with the Isk they had given me to their current location and proceeded to eject the contents of the ship array into the POS itself.
I changed the password on the shields and giggled madly as the hulk pilots wonder what the **** was going on in teamspeak.Log off for an hour inside the POS and get bumped out the shields by what im assuming was a password/rights change on relog.
Join the teamspeak server using same name as one of the officers in corp and explain I cant get into the POS and request password from CEO.CEO thinks my voice sounds funny so I explain I have a bad cold and he takes it hook line and sinker.He actually believes he is speaking to a corpie and tells me the password.
I proceed to log multiple alts on,probe the entrance out from inside and run the ships out of the POS toempire.24 hour timer on kick finally runs out so I use an alt to fly to the wormhole and offer to buy the POS and wormhole for my corps use.CEO buys it and we kill him when he starts to unanchor the tower.Claimed wormhole and pos + equipment for our own.
And then you guys..
You post **** on c+p claiming to have caught a corp thief without even telling the whole story.
In the words of yourself
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... you just can't help but watch the train wreck and laugh.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.03.18 22:44:00 -
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That's a lot of words just to tell us you are mad.
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Millie Clode
Amarr
Insert Cool Name Here
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Posted - 2011.03.18 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Kajimoto
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
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Who, me? |
Robi Ouy
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Posted - 2011.03.18 22:58:00 -
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Edited by: Robi Ouy on 18/03/2011 22:58:04
:)
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.18 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps
That's a lot of words just to tell us you are mad.
Try reading them,I knows it a wall of text sort of, but really I think you skimmed it and missed the point.
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.18 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Millie Clode
Originally by: Mr Kajimoto
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Raging about being 3.2 billion isk up? Again please read posts before assuming anything.
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.18 23:15:00 -
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Cool stories bros.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.18 23:39:00 -
[12]
Wtf is wrong with you people breaking the layout of the page so I can't read the response normally...I mean come on damnit. 
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[SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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Yoshitaka Moromuo
Distant Light Galactic
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.03.18 23:41:00 -
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Edited by: Yo****aka Moromuo on 18/03/2011 23:44:27
Edited by: Yo****aka Moromuo on 18/03/2011 23:41:58
Yeah, right; my intention from the start was to give you limited access to that one division. I even told you I'd be watching it, flat-out. What happened? You screwed up, plain and simple.
Sure, the tip-offs were taken under advisement, but weren't easily proven - and by the time they were, I noticed your shady wallet-work. In the end, they didn't have to prove a damn thing.
If you scammed alliance-mates, that's their fault for not seeing it as a scam, and they acknowledged that themselves. Not a single one came to me asking for a repayment since some corp-mate went and scammed them.
So, yeah, I think Frau's right: you're mad. And I couldn't care less.
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Yoshitaka Moromuo
Distant Light Galactic
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.03.18 23:47:00 -
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Edited by: Yo****aka Moromuo on 18/03/2011 23:49:34
Edited by: Yo****aka Moromuo on 18/03/2011 23:49:03
Also, one other thing...
When you're on roles cooldown and are blocked by an individual, you don't automatically gain the right to spam the corporate mailbox in an effort to harass them - as a matter of fact, you never had the right. I'm pretty sure the game's ToS and EULA remove that "right" from you quite well.
QFT from the Terms of Service:
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You may not abuse, harass or threaten another player or authorized representative of CCP, including customer service personnel and volunteers. This includes, but is not limited to: petitioning with false information in an attempt to gain from it or have someone else suffer from it; sending excessive e-mails, EVE-mails or petitions; obstructing CCP Employees from doing their jobs; refusal to follow the instructions of a CCP Employee; or implying favoritism by a CCP Employee.
The bolded section is applicable.
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.18 23:56:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Kajimoto on 19/03/2011 00:02:19
Had to edit twice did we?
Im really not mad just find it funny how you call me fail yet I still managed to pull assets out of your alliance AFTER you made your OP.
Not mad?Dont care?Then dont bother posting.....as it stands I am up 3.2billion iskies.
You could have stopped this before it began.
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I blocked him and practically read him the Riot Act.
Sure you did big boy and also claimed you were gonna get the GM's to ban me for harassment.Thing is there are always people like you to take advantage of.
Just to show you how easy this is I now have another toon in your corp - Addi Cova.
I CAN CONTINUE THIS UNTIL YOU TRUST NO ONE.
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Robi Ouy
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Posted - 2011.03.19 00:01:00 -
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I am also looking for corps to steal from//..//..
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Robi Ouy
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Posted - 2011.03.19 00:15:00 -
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Edited by: Robi Ouy on 19/03/2011 00:15:20
:)
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.19 00:17:00 -
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Looking at your post history reveals a lot about you yoshi.Everything is becoming clear.......
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.19 01:19:00 -
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Mr. Kajimoto
From: Stinkypirate
Sent: 2011.03.17 16:01
To: Yo****aka Moromuo
Hello,
My name is Stinkypirate and i am from the Bluewater Industries corp. A new recruit of yours Mr Kajimoto is a theif. He made away with 700 million from us and has hit up 2 other corps before joining yours. I strongly urge you to remove his roles and boot him from your corporation.
Hoping this reaches you in time,
Stinky
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.19 01:28:00 -
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From: Toxicpirate
Sent: 2011.03.19 01:08
To: Canri Deltax,
Hello,
I am writing you in reference to one of your new recruits. Mr Kajimoto is a corporation theif. He has hit up my corporation as well as 4 others recently. I strongly urge you to remove his roles if any and boot him from your corp.
Hope this reaches you in time
Toxic
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.19 01:32:00 -
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[01:08:58] Toxicpirate > hello
[01:09:00] Canri Deltax > whos this dude?
[01:09:10] Toxicpirate > kajimoto?
[01:09:14] Canri Deltax > yeah
[01:09:20] Toxicpirate > he is a corporation theif
[01:09:42] Toxicpirate > and has recently joined your corp
[01:09:54] Canri Deltax > what proof?
[01:10:06] Canri Deltax > u mentioned 4 how is that possible?
[01:11:06] Toxicpirate > he joins and either stays with them for a while like he did with mine... and then empties out the members open hanger and anything else he can get his hands on.
[01:11:28] Toxicpirate > I have a mail from his former ceo on my alt about how he tried to donate the entier corp wallet to himself
[01:13:14] Canri Deltax > so he has been sucessful?
[01:13:22] Canri Deltax > what proof?
[01:14:21] Toxicpirate > he has been sucessful.... he made off with 900million in minerals from my corp.... as well as a few bpc's
[01:14:57] Canri Deltax > EEEEEEEK who were the other targets? can i get the mail from ceo
[01:15:40] Toxicpirate > I am forwading you the mail now
[01:16:12] Toxicpirate > my ceo will also chat with you and give u background if you would like
[01:16:58] Canri Deltax > sec let me read mail
[01:17:04] Canri Deltax > yeah get ceo in please
[01:17:07] Canri Deltax > if you could
[01:18:13] aarton zebhawk > Hey Canri
[01:19:27] Canri Deltax > heya
[01:19:32] Canri Deltax > so whos this dude?
[01:19:37] aarton zebhawk > I can provide a lot of background on the character in question that ripped us off
[01:19:55] Canri Deltax > yeah please do he seems quite netaurious
[01:20:01] Canri Deltax > i shld be wary?
[01:20:39] aarton zebhawk > he was actually one of the founding members of our corp, but went with a spin off corp about 9 months ago. About two months after the split, he stole all their isk and bp's
[01:21:16] Canri Deltax > He founded your corp?
[01:21:29] aarton zebhawk > He then joined our corp under a different name (the one he is using now, we knew him as Kari XXXX, he had several different characters with that name structure)
[01:21:44] Canri Deltax > wait wait wait
[01:21:47] Canri Deltax > im confused
[01:21:52] aarton zebhawk > and ripped us off for another 500M and some bpc's
[01:21:58] Canri Deltax > wait a second dude
[01:22:04] Canri Deltax > who was he originally
[01:22:12] Canri Deltax > he wasnt mr kajimoto originally?
[01:22:26] aarton zebhawk > yes, he was a founder of Bluewater Industries, then left and went with Goldstar ship yards when they split from us
[01:22:46] Canri Deltax > toons name?
[01:22:56] Canri Deltax > or it wasnt mr kajimoto?
[01:23:06] aarton zebhawk > oh god no, he has had at least 15 characters that I know of, a good dozen while he was in our original corp before it split
[01:23:15] Canri Deltax > HOLY ****
[01:23:20] Canri Deltax > how did you figure this out
[01:23:41] Canri Deltax > THIS DUDE IS ZEEEE PROZOR!
[01:23:42] aarton zebhawk > Mr Kajimoto is just the latest. But all is characters have the letters "ka" in them
[01:23:44] Canri Deltax > lol
[01:23:55] Canri Deltax > ah like his MO
[01:24:02] Canri Deltax > sorta like a cereal killer?
[01:24:22] aarton zebhawk > well, we only realized it was him after he ripped us off - when we confronted him, he admitted it was Kari all along
[01:24:30] aarton zebhawk > yeah
[01:24:50] Canri Deltax > so this mr kajimoto is american?
[01:24:53] Canri Deltax > or uk?
[01:25:01] Canri Deltax > he hasnt spoken on teamspeak yet
[01:25:34] aarton zebhawk > btw, if you want mre info on him, contact Mathieus Rogan, the CEO of Goldstar Chipyards (that is the corp that split off from Bluewater) - he can give you a lot more detail if you need it
[01:25:44] aarton zebhawk > he is from the UK
[01:26:18] Canri Deltax > can u invite him to the convo?
[01:26:26] aarton zebhawk > sorry, Goldstar Shipyards
[01:26:39] aarton zebhawk > Matt?
http://www.youtube.com/user/ieatacidme#p/a/u/0/fohk2JiEIN0
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.19 01:47:00 -
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Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 19/03/2011 01:48:04
I think both of them r mad and this whole situation is getting outta hand with these crazy wall-o-text paragraphs that you have 2 scroll over to read ppl need to settle down and eat some ice cream an let the coolness get into they vertibrae
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Blaack Panther
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Posted - 2011.03.19 02:04:00 -
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Im so confused WHO IS MR KAJIMOTO?
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Kill Rockstar
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Posted - 2011.03.19 02:18:00 -
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I can actually confirm that Mr Kajimoto is actually Mr Kajimoto but he is also not Mr Kajimoto!!! FACT
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.19 02:23:00 -
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WHo am I?
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.03.19 02:38:00 -
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'the hell...
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Zeta Zhul
Caldari
Preemptive Paranoia
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Posted - 2011.03.19 03:19:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus
Wtf is wrong with you people breaking the layout of the page so I can't read the response normally...I mean come on damnit.
^^^^^^^^ - this. seriously now, WTF!?
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.19 17:04:00 -
[28]
Posting in epic thread about netaurious cereal killer.
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Canri Deltax
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Posted - 2011.03.19 17:43:00 -
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Quote:
[01:23:06] aarton zebhawk > oh god no, he has had at least 15 characters that I know of, a good dozen while he was in our original corp before it split
^^
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.19 18:08:00 -
[30]
Confirming that i am a netaurious cereal killer.
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.03.19 21:00:00 -
[31]
Yo****aka Moromuo is corp thief, he has stolen 50 million from a hardworking member of his own corp, and then kicked him out.
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Yoshitaka Moromuo
Distant Light Galactic
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.03.19 21:22:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Yo****aka Moromuo on 19/03/2011 21:23:41
Circumstances - and other, professional pirates - say otherwise. Even some pilots from Veto., who know of the situation, agree.
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John Revenent
Caldari
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.03.19 21:30:00 -
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GOGO Kajimoto
GOGO Kajimoto
... yes continue to fail.
I did enjoy trolling you in alliance chat along with 30 other people all mighty corp theif Kajimoto!
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Canri Deltax
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Posted - 2011.03.20 01:47:00 -
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Whos failing?
Who is this mr kajimoto for **** sakes?
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Beta Page
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Posted - 2011.03.20 01:50:00 -
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Basically this whole thread is how the OP failed to stop a corp thief when he claimed he did?
Yoshi you sound like a moron to be honest mate the part where you talk yourself up in your OP is lolsome :)
Props to this Mr Kajimoto fellow,seems he has hit a few corps now fast and hard.The one question is who is he?
WHO IS MR KAJIMOTO
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Robi Ouy
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Posted - 2011.03.20 01:53:00 -
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I AM MR KAJIMOTO...no wait....WHO IS MR KAJIMOTO?
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.20 01:56:00 -
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There can only be one Mr Kajimoto i am afraid people.
An i can confirm that it is me indeed...apparently an ex CEO of Bluewater indusries and Gold Star Shipyards.....
Yoshi you make me smile.....veto agrees with you do they?
LOLOLOL
one more time.....
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... you just can't help but watch the train wreck and laugh.
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Syed Masood
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Posted - 2011.03.20 01:57:00 -
[38]
I am also Mr Kajimoto 
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Blaack Panther
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Posted - 2011.03.20 01:58:00 -
[39]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO
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Kill Rockstar
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:01:00 -
[40]
I am Mr Kajimoto 
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rodensteiner
Amarr
OMGROFLSTOMP
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:19:00 -
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I AM MOUNT KILIMANJARO!
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I'm horrible at PVP |
Ogeos
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:19:00 -
[42]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO
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Gunnar Twenty
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:22:00 -
[43]
Edited by: Gunnar Twenty on 20/03/2011 02:23:54
o btw
I AM MR KAJIMOTO
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Amarrs Reflection
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:24:00 -
[44]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO ***
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Puppet Dictator
Pirate Moon
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:25:00 -
[45]
I am Mr Kajimoto!!
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Mara Abraham
Minmatar
T.R.I.A.D
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:28:00 -
[46]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO
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TheKajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:28:00 -
[47]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO
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Slapgrapple Punch
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:28:00 -
[48]
I am MR KAJIMOTO
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Lifen Yang
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:30:00 -
[49]
I'm sorry people, but I am Mr Kajimoto
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Dr Slapstick
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:31:00 -
[50]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:32:00 -
[51]
Confirming that all above toons are sleeper alts of mine ready to rock and roll and rob at a moments notice -
Citizens of New Eden be fearful Mr Kajimoto is here.
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Black Ace
Minmatar
Celestial Cartel
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:37:00 -
[52]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO!!!!! |
Zanga
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:39:00 -
[53]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO!!!!!
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Unsealedbob
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:41:00 -
[54]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO!!!!!
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TheOneWho
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:47:00 -
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I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD ONE DAY AND I SAW YOUR GRANDMOTHER......... then.......... i dunno
SEND ME MONEY IM POOR :(
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Nadja Imohara
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:49:00 -
[56]
I AM MR KAJIMOTO
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Robi Ouy
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:50:00 -
[57]
Originally by: TheOneWho
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD ONE DAY AND I SAW YOUR GRANDMOTHER......... then.......... i dunno
SEND ME MONEY IM POOR :(
Are you mr kajimoto by chance?
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Black Ace
Minmatar
Celestial Cartel
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:53:00 -
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Mr Kajimoto stole my dog, dignity, mother, father, country, game time, tears, the bucket they fall in, my ships, isk, ammo, pride, honor, house, books, art, pencils, paper, pens, wall pictures, bed, blankets, girlfriend, puppies, kittens, best friend, hairdresser, dentist, kitchen sink, bath tub, 30 minutes of my time typing this **** out and watching him talk in local at rens, my brain for thinking about it, my life in general, my religion. I even heard he stole Concords titan AND the line from "dude where's my car" all at the same time. He stole the clothes off my back, and the sunglasses I wear at night.
After a hard days work. The son of a ***** even stole my sleep cause now. I got nothing folks.
 
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SomeHardLovin
The Boondock Saints
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:54:00 -
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= CONCORD OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE =
Earlier today in what can only be called an astouding feat of eliteness, Mr Kajimoto, an entity well known throughout New Eden of having a whopping great schlong, stole the source code for the soon(tm) to be relased Incarna update. Better known as 'Walking in stations', CCP has announced that this astounding piece of technology not seen anywhere in any MMO yet released will have to be delayed until "sometime in the far flung future, likely when cats lay with dogs and pigs evolve to not only have wings but also host the Tonight Show".
When asked for comment a CCP spokesperson was quoted to say "Ze logs, zey show nothing."
Other unconfirmed sources say this is because Mr Kajimoto has stolen those as well. Duh.
END BROADCAST
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TheOneWho
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:55:00 -
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Jeff fergot his wife of 10 years birthday, she was very angry with him and told him if there wasnt something in the drive the next morning that went from 0-200 in 2 seconds he was dead. The wife woke up the next day to find a little box on the driveway. She opened it to find a scale....... Jeff was never seen again
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:59:00 -
[61]
Quote:
= CONCORD OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE = Earlier today in what can only be called an astouding feat of eliteness, Mr Kajimoto, an entity well known throughout New Eden of having a whopping great schlong, stole the source code for the soon(tm) to be relased Incarna update. Better known as 'Walking in stations', CCP has announced that this astounding piece of technology not seen anywhere in any MMO yet released will have to be delayed until "sometime in the far flung future, likely when cats lay with dogs and pigs evolve to not only have wings but also host the Tonight Show". When asked for comment a CCP spokesperson was quoted to say "Ze logs, zey show nothing." Other unconfirmed sources say this is because Mr Kajimoto has stolen those as well. Duh. END BROADCAST
Damn i almost got away with that one too
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Derp Durrr
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Posted - 2011.03.20 02:59:00 -
[62]
MR Kajimoto kicked my dog and then I cried.
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Kill Rockstar
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Posted - 2011.03.20 03:01:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Kill Rockstar on 20/03/2011 03:00:52
Mr Kajimoto is an expert in Bulgarian Dog Spinning...
He was more than likely trying to cure it of rabies
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Meod
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.03.20 03:01:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Meod on 20/03/2011 03:01:54
Edited by: Meod on 20/03/2011 03:01:35
Mr Kajimoto stole my "Time" ..by making me read this ....
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Addrake
Minmatar
Waste Management.
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Posted - 2011.03.20 03:01:00 -
[65]
Kajimoto Yes'd too hard.
Reference:Yes Dance
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Derp Durrr
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Posted - 2011.03.20 03:02:00 -
[66]
but still. he made me cry.
he should not have kicked my dog.
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.20 03:08:00 -
[67]
Your dog had rabies , I can confirm I took him to the vets but I most certainly did not kick him...
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Derp Durrr
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Posted - 2011.03.20 03:13:00 -
[68]
you did. I have polaroid with your autograph. rabies weren't bad, they made him drool cute.
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Beta Page
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Posted - 2011.03.20 20:28:00 -
[69]
Id thought I would troll the OP via convo about Mr Kajimoto this is what resulted ;
[19:59:23] Beta Page > Hi
[19:59:28] Yo****aka Moromuo > I was actually in the middle of replying back.
[19:59:31] Beta Page > thanks for accepting the convo
[19:59:45] Yo****aka Moromuo > Yeah, I was a bit hesitant; I'm sure you understand.
[20:00:04] Beta Page > yeah i re-read my post and it came off a little....harsh
[20:00:08] Beta Page > aplogies
[20:00:13] Yo****aka Moromuo > Understandable.
[20:00:26] Yo****aka Moromuo > A lot of folks get "harsh" on the forums anyway.
[20:00:47] Beta Page > so yeah i just wanted to get the low down on this dude ppl are speaking a lot about him no in certain circles
[20:00:54] Beta Page > *in
[20:01:23] Beta Page > he seems to have been pretty damn sucessful and has a little following now to according to the forums
[20:01:58] Yo****aka Moromuo > Yep, and I can safely say that he can't feasibly have as many sleeper alts as he claims now.
[20:02:07] Beta Page > i just wanted to hear your side of the story and if you planned to persue anything?
[20:02:16] Beta Page > what makes you think that?
[20:02:40] Yo****aka Moromuo > Three-character limit per account, for that many, it'd be expensive to maintain, even with PLEXes
[20:02:55] Beta Page > i have 6 accounts
[20:03:02] Beta Page > its not impossibler
[20:03:14] Yo****aka Moromuo > Not impossible; I just claim high improbability.
[20:03:21] Beta Page > especially i guess if he has been THAT sucessful at what he does
[20:03:25] Beta Page > any intel on him?
[20:03:39] Yo****aka Moromuo > Give me one moment.
[20:03:46] Beta Page > thanks
[20:04:53] Yo****aka Moromuo > Well, most that I know of, he's returned his main (the original Mr Kajimoto) to a corporation called Meow Meow Enterprise; given that he's been a past employee, I'd wager that it's a fallback corp of his, possibly with friends and supporters.
[20:06:27] Yo****aka Moromuo > Also, if you'd reference the first page of the thread, he posts - verbatim - mails sent to "warn" CEOs and/or directors of his being a thief; the characters that send the mails, Stinkypirate and Toxicpirate, can be assumed to be alts of his as well...
[20:06:34] Yo****aka Moromuo > ... though why he'd play both sides escapes me.
[20:12:24] Yo****aka Moromuo > And judging by the silence, I've struck a nerve or something.
[20:12:35] Beta Page > sorry phone
[20:12:37] Beta Page > brb
[20:13:33] Beta Page > sorry mate parents have spoken to in a month lol
[20:13:38] Beta Page > anyways
[20:13:52] Yo****aka Moromuo > It's okay; I got confused by the long silence.
[20:13:59] Beta Page > np
[20:14:08] Beta Page > so stinkypirate is alt also?
[20:14:20] Beta Page > and toxicpirate?
[20:15:12] Yo****aka Moromuo > It would seem so; how else would he be able to post a mail from Stinkypirate that was sent only to myself on the forums as Mr Kajimoto, without having engaged in actual criminal activity (hacking/computer trespass)?
[20:16:21] Beta Page > hmmm what about paying stinky etc off not actual alts
[20:16:32] Beta Page > but just bribed into info
[20:16:36] Beta Page > im unsure its wierd
[20:16:52] Yo****aka Moromuo > Possible, but I'd argue that it's unlikely in this case.
[20:17:46] Beta Page > so personally any further plans or you just letting it slide...dont take this the wrong way but he obliterated you on the forums.
[20:18:03] Yo****aka Moromuo > Yeah, C&P is still an unfamiliar animal to me.
[20:18:13] Beta Page > the i am mr kajimoto followers were a nice touch.Spartacus style
[20:18:26] Yo****aka Moromuo > I'll be keeping an eye on where he goes, and spreading the word.
[20:18:49] Yo****aka Moromuo > Yeah, and it deteriorated when we got to "I AM MOUNT KILIMANJARO"
[20:19:45] Beta Page > theres a rumour he is an ex ceo gone rogue from blue water industries and some group know as gold star shipyards have you had contact between yourself about possible co-ordination to hunt him down?
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Beta Page
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Posted - 2011.03.20 20:33:00 -
[70]
20:18:49] Yo****aka Moromuo > Yeah, and it deteriorated when we got to "I AM MOUNT KILIMANJARO"
[20:19:45] Beta Page > theres a rumour he is an ex ceo gone rogue from blue water industries and some group know as gold star shipyards have you had contact between yourself about possible co-ordination to hunt him down?
[20:20:13] Yo****aka Moromuo > Not since the honey-potting, actually. I may coordinate in the future.
[20:20:35] Yo****aka Moromuo > For the time being, though, I'm considering the situation closed.
[20:20:53] Beta Page > your honey pot kinda failed man
[20:20:59] Beta Page > imo anyways
[20:21:18] Yo****aka Moromuo > Sort-of; it allowed me to prevent loss of assets from my corporation, but failed to prevent scamming of alliance-mates.
[20:22:04] Yo****aka Moromuo > There are actions that I should have taken as I was having his roles revoked and all, and I regret not taking them.
[20:22:19] Yo****aka Moromuo > It's a learning experience, mostly.
[20:23:31] Beta Page > yeah
[20:23:32] Beta Page > btw
[20:23:37] Beta Page > this is a mr kajimoto alt
[20:23:39] Beta Page > thanks
[20:23:56] Beta Page > i just wanted to hear that above sentance
[20:23:56] Yo****aka Moromuo > Blocked and reported. Caught in circumvention of a block.
TROLOLOL
for the record ; I am NOT Mr Kajimoto,what a tool.
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Taedrin
Gallente
The Green Cross
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.03.20 22:09:00 -
[71]
Wait, so what happened?
From what I can piece together:
1) Corp thief joins corp, gets access to 50 million ISK (whoop-de-doo)
2) CEO gets mail from someone saying that corp thief is a corp thief
3) Corp thief takes 50 million ISK, then deposits 100 million ISK, claims he has "awesome market investment plan"
4) CEO boots corp thief
5) Corp thief joins same alliance as the CEO and manages to trick other people into given him a couple billion ISK
The only fail that I see is that the CEO wasn't obsessively trailing the corp thief after booting him. Unless I'm missing something?
----------
Originally by: Dr Fighter
"how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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Yoshitaka Moromuo
Distant Light Galactic
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.03.20 22:14:00 -
[72]
Yep... that was the only fail. As I said in the cited convo - more on that later, we've got a potential issue with that being posted solely to troll and attack an individual - there were things that I should've done. Live and learn.
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Hawt Dropz
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Posted - 2011.03.20 23:23:00 -
[73]
Am i too late to be mr. Kajimoto too?
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Canri Deltax
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Posted - 2011.03.20 23:36:00 -
[74]
Edited by: Canri Deltax on 20/03/2011 23:42:30
Originally by: Taedrin
Wait, so what happened?
From what I can piece together:
1) Corp thief joins corp, gets access to 50 million ISK (whoop-de-doo)
2) CEO gets mail from someone saying that corp thief is a corp thief
3) Corp thief takes 50 million ISK, then deposits 100 million ISK, claims he has "awesome market investment plan"
4) CEO boots corp thief
5) Corp thief joins same alliance as the CEO and manages to trick other people into given him a couple billion ISK
The only fail that I see is that the CEO wasn't obsessively trailing the corp thief after booting him. Unless I'm missing something?
The TL;DR is.....
1) Corp thief joins corp (4th in 11days and proceeds to steal from alliance making total take around the 4billion mark)
2)CEO of said corp posts on C+P about honey pot that 'caught' said thief and general strokeage of his e-peen
3)CEO didnt realise that after the initial claim of catching said thief Mr Kajimoto still manages to steal from corp/alliance
4)Corp thief and others successfully troll OP repeatedlyon forums and in game
Basically <Yoshi = Fail and Mr Kajimoto = win>
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Beta Page
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Posted - 2011.03.20 23:47:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Yo****aka Moromuo
Yep... that was the only fail. As I said in the cited convo - more on that later, we've got a potential issue with that being posted solely to troll and attack an individual - there were things that I should've done. Live and learn.
Do you think so?
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Canri Deltax
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Posted - 2011.03.21 00:01:00 -
[76]
More (fail) Intel on this Mr Kajimoto
[ 2011.03.19 01:19:37 ] aarton zebhawk > I can provide a lot of background on the character in question that ripped us off
[ 2011.03.19 01:19:55 ] Canri Deltax > yeah please do he seems quite netaurious
[ 2011.03.19 01:20:01 ] Canri Deltax > i shld be wary?
[ 2011.03.19 01:20:39 ] aarton zebhawk > he was actually one of the founding members of our corp, but went with a spin off corp about 9 months ago. About two months after the split, he stole all their isk and bp's
[ 2011.03.19 01:21:16 ] Canri Deltax > He founded your corp?
[ 2011.03.19 01:21:29 ] aarton zebhawk > He then joined our corp under a different name (the one he is using now, we knew him as Kari XXXX, he had several different characters with that name structure)
[ 2011.03.19 01:21:44 ] Canri Deltax > wait wait wait
[ 2011.03.19 01:21:47 ] Canri Deltax > im confused
[ 2011.03.19 01:21:52 ] aarton zebhawk > and ripped us off for another 500M and some bpc's
[ 2011.03.19 01:21:58 ] Canri Deltax > wait a second dude
[ 2011.03.19 01:22:04 ] Canri Deltax > who was he originally
[ 2011.03.19 01:22:12 ] Canri Deltax > he wasnt mr kajimoto originally?
[ 2011.03.19 01:22:26 ] aarton zebhawk > yes, he was a founder of Bluewater Industries, then left and went with Goldstar ship yards when they split from us
[ 2011.03.19 01:22:46 ] Canri Deltax > toons name?
[ 2011.03.19 01:22:56 ] Canri Deltax > or it wasnt mr kajimoto?
[ 2011.03.19 01:23:06 ] aarton zebhawk > oh god no, he has had at least 15 characters that I know of, a good dozen while he was in our original corp before it split
[ 2011.03.19 01:23:42 ] aarton zebhawk > Mr Kajimoto is just the latest. But all is characters have the letters "ka" in them
[ 2011.03.19 01:23:44 ] Canri Deltax > lol
[ 2011.03.19 01:23:55 ] Canri Deltax > ah like his MO
[ 2011.03.19 01:24:02 ] Canri Deltax > sorta like a cereal killer?
SO BE WARY OF CEREAL KILLERS WITH ANY NAMES WITH 'KA' IN!
s******
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.22 17:30:00 -
[77]
Woops i did it again......
This time target was The Alpha Company.
Yet again within 20minutes of joining corp ceo gets mail from past targets explaining im a thief.
CEO (Lord Tarrn) has already given me roles at this point and so has to wait 24hours for cooldown.He strokes his epeen muchos after calling me a failure at what i do but yet again another case of CEO not passing on valuable intel to the corp.
Realising that Tarrn had not told corpies about my dodgy nature i wait for him to log off and after some social engineering i obtain half a billion isk to buy a nice shiny new Orca.Obviously an asset which will help the corp in the long run.......(Thanks Steel Boo)
When will the stupidity of these so called leaders stop?
Tarrn if you read this,now you understand why i was suggesting are you a tool.
Anyways keep posted for next target.
Kaji o7
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raney ilara
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Posted - 2011.03.23 04:10:00 -
[78]
Quote:
Does playing a CEO in an internet game of spaceships turn
you on?
yes.
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Rack pinion
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Posted - 2011.03.23 16:13:00 -
[79]
Just had the pleasure of talking to the gentleman in question and i use the term gentleman loosely, he tried to apply to my corp so i had a little chat to him and did a background check and looked at his corp history.
Didn't take long to find this thread, was the 1st thing that came up and i didn't look any further.
On asking about this he fessed up straight away, congratulated me on being the 1st person in a corp with brains for a long while and hats off to me.
He explained the corps he targets are normally the stupid yank corps with no brains and fat wallets which he likes to lighten by a few billion.
He is out there people he has many faces and you dont know who they are so beware!!!!
No we haven't accepted him btw. I suggest background checks on all players or you may run into this baby stealing guy in the near future
!!
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Riedle
Minmatar
Paradox Collective
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.03.23 17:02:00 -
[80]
It is I, MR KAJIMOTO.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.23 19:26:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Canri Deltax
SO BE WARY OF CEREAL KILLERS WITH ANY NAMES WITH 'KA' IN!
s******
I know General Mills would be quite disappointed in him.
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[SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.24 07:29:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Rack pinion
Edited by: Rack pinion on 23/03/2011 16:49:48
removed.
DOH!
Did you forget you actually posted me your post via evemail first for proof reading?Im guessing you removed the post due to the fact that I didn't give you your free Orca for posting in this thread.......Idiot,anyways for those following removed should read;
this??
From: Rack pinion
Sent: 2011.03.23 16:10
To: Mr Kajimoto,
Just had the pleasure of talking to the gentleman in question and i use the term gentleman correctly, he tried to apply to my corp so i had a little chat to him and did a background check and looked at his corp history.
Didn't take long to find this thread, was the 1st thing that came up and i didn't look any further.
On asking about this he fessed up straight away, congratulated me on being the 1st person in a corp with brains for a long while and hats off to me.
He explained the corps he targets are normally the stupid yank corps with no brains and fat wallets which he likes to lighten by a few billion.
He is out there people he has many faces and you dont know who they are so beware!!!!
No we haven't accepted him btw. I suggest background checks on all players or you may run into this baby stealing guy in the near future
!!
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Rack pinion
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Posted - 2011.03.24 10:38:00 -
[83]
LOL knew you wouldnt give me anything but on the off chance you did i stroked your ego a bit. :D
Btw i didnt post that, i posted that i spoke to the gentleman and i use the term gentleman loosely :P
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Mr Traven
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Posted - 2011.03.24 14:48:00 -
[84]
Proff or gtfo to the both of you
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.25 10:55:00 -
[85]
Proff,proff?
What is this proff you speak of?
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Diabolicalburp
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Posted - 2011.03.29 01:58:00 -
[86]
According to the cache of eve-search it was
Quote:
Just had the pleasure of talking to the gentleman in question and i use the term gentleman loosely, he tried to apply to my corp so i had a little chat to him and did a background check and looked at his corp history. Didn't take long to find this thread, was the 1st thing that came up and i didn't look any further. On asking about this he fessed up straight away, congratulated me on being the 1st person in a corp with brains for a long while and hats off to me. He explained the corps he targets are normally the stupid yank corps with no brains and fat wallets which he likes to lighten by a few billion. He is out there people he has many faces and you dont know who they are so beware!!!! No we haven't accepted him btw. I suggest background checks on all players or you may run into this baby stealing guy in the near future !!
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Lord Tarrn
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Posted - 2011.06.08 21:59:00 -
[87]
Edited by: Lord Tarrn on 08/06/2011 21:59:35
Added to KOS:
http://kos.thealphacompany.net/?pilot=mr%20kajimoto
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Scanner717
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Posted - 2011.06.09 01:48:00 -
[88]
Thanks for digging up this three month old thread to link some meaningless out of game wall of shame. Cause you know if they can't be asked to look at the Eve forums to check someone, they'll run to your site.
"Widely known corporate thief/beggar" then why did you recruit him.
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Asgarh
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Posted - 2011.06.10 10:19:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Mr Kajimoto
social engineering
For some reason, I instantly lose all respect for anyone using this phrase. Everyone who uses it, so far as I have come across it, only uses it to describe his own actions, and how awesome he is at talking to people.
Other than that, I think Mr Kajimoto is a pretty cool guy, eh steals isk and doesn't afraid of anything
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Digital Messiah
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Posted - 2011.06.10 14:00:00 -
[90]
This is the like the real world only... No wait it's still just stupid drama.
Quote:
Don't Panic
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Ispai Ponue
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.06.10 16:54:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Ispai Ponue on 10/06/2011 16:54:19
That's not a honey pot. That's letting your **** get invaded and managing to get some nice timing after the fact.
A honey pot is a trap from the start. It's not direct access to your real wallet, it's a mirage to distract and point out invaders BEFORE they can invade you.
You lucked out and are now acting like you did something smart.
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Anna Maziarczyk
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Posted - 2011.06.11 01:06:00 -
[92]
tl;dr is Mr Moto needs to find his parents, and demand hugs. It isn't right, what they did....
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David Carel
Caldari
Random Selection.
Gank Bears.
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Posted - 2011.06.11 02:15:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Asgarh
Originally by: Mr Kajimoto
social engineering
...and how awesome he is at talking to people.
But that's essentially what social engineering is.
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Adacia Calla
Minmatar
Firebird Squadron
Terra-Incognita
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Posted - 2011.06.11 07:18:00 -
[94]
Oh C&P how I love thee.
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Beta Bank
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Posted - 2011.06.15 22:00:00 -
[95]
After expensive plastic surgery I Mr Kajimoto have taken on a new persona as a handsome market trader Beta Bank.
After withdrawing as much fun as possible from the lovely gents in C+P the market discussion forums beckoned with their o so tasty treats!
This is what followed.......
Click Me :)
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Jita Von Trade
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Posted - 2011.06.16 08:49:00 -
[96]
This guy is bad. 4 page thread to say how mad he is he failed at theft?
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Beta Bank
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Posted - 2011.06.16 08:59:00 -
[97]
Perhaps Jita you should learn to read.......?
Did i fail at theft?
No
Did i then scam 6billion from a false Loan agreement.
Yes.
Smells like space monies to me anyways.
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Jita Von Trade
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Posted - 2011.06.16 09:04:00 -
[98]
You mad bro?
So er, what do you do with all these pixels afterwards? I'd know but all my **** gets blown up.
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Beta Bank
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Posted - 2011.06.16 11:34:00 -
[99]
I use the pixel monies to provide free pewpew to my mains and also train newaccounts with the specific motivation of taking space monies from the idiots in this game!
Answer your question?
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Mr Kajimoto
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Posted - 2011.06.17 10:30:00 -
[100]
getting space rich from other peoples stupidity since 2009 :)
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Nuit Aerin
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Posted - 2011.06.17 13:57:00 -
[101]
I don't always become victim of corparate theft. But when I do, it's by Mr Kajimoto.
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Gillaboo
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Posted - 2011.06.17 19:03:00 -
[102]
3 billion? That's it?
When you crack 100b, in one heist... maybe you'll have something to merit attention. Until then... fame*****.
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lordlulzs
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Posted - 2011.06.17 19:20:00 -
[103]
I knew this thread was a troll when trust was mentioned.
Lol trust in eve, biggest fallacy ever.
Oh wait...
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Xenuria
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.18 22:31:00 -
[104]
Op dosent know what a honeypot is..
"Sorry, Your Sov Options are Unavailable due to a PSN Outage."
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Gary Bell
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Posted - 2011.06.19 00:17:00 -
[105]
lol i love this im going to give you 100 mil lol who cares you can make that in 20 mins with your eyes closed lol apoc now you are fail, have always been fail, and will always be fail... and really 3.2 bil ive seen someone get swiped for 26 bil in 3 days and never even logged into TS so good for you but honestly jerk your epeen in private cuz no one cares
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