| Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Jungle Jim
   |
Posted - 2005.02.03 14:52:00 -
[1]
Edited by: Jungle Jim on 03/02/2005 14:52:15
"The Little Badger"
Once upon a time... in a land far far away... there lived a humble Badger Mk II... This little badger was always very sad because he could hear the screams of his fellow haulers from the Aunenen system. One day this little badger decided he wanted to change the way some pirates thought. So he went to talk to them...
The little badger warped to the Aunenen Gate and on arrival at the gate he jumped through... The scanners cleared and he readied himself. On restarting his sensors on the other side he was confronted with 2 scorpions, and some support craft... some of the ships had little skulls on there names... (He took this to mean they had been bad...) He also noticed that there was an Apocalypse battle ship heading towards the gate being flown by a lone BNC pilot.
There was a long trail of brightly lit missiles moving from the Scorpions towards the Apocalypse. The poor BNC pilot was being attacked by both the Scorpions... now the badger thought that this wasn't very fair... so he decided to help... fortunately the little badger had decided to try some new idea's! So he kicked in the sensor booster and locked both scorps... jamming the first of the 2 scorps removed all fire from him towards the apoc. The apoc was still moving towards the gate... Waiting for the jammers to deactivate so he could switch targets the 2 support craft warped away... followed by one of the scorpions... and then the second... No one was left...
So the little badger had scared off 2 scorpions using a single apoc and himself. Whilst laughing to himself the little badger started back towards the gate... That was plenty of action for today... and all he wanted to do was talk to the mean pirates...
... then out of the space lanes came a Scorpion Battleship... he was flashing red... OMG this could be it... the little badger started to think what he was gonna say...
Suddenly the targeting sensors lit up... Warning lights flashing... Oh dear he thought... kicking in the sensor booster and returning the lock... He was only 15km away... A volley of cruise and torp missiles started to head towards him... Lock established... funky! Engaging the jammers and the 20km scrambler whilst he closed the distance... the battleship had removed half of the little badgers cap using a nos... but once jammed he could no longer do that. The same time the little badger saw the missiles he received a warning message over the airwaves... and the sentry guns opened fire on the battleship.
With cap levels on the little badger draining fast he moved towards the battleship as fast as possible. Once within range the small nos, small blaster and strength 2 warp scrambler where activated. things where going well.. More warning lights lit up.. The energy reserves of the little badger where depleted. It would not be long before the modules shut down. ... suddenly the small gun/jammers/scramblers all stopped working... frantically he tried to get the jammers online again. 2 of 3 activated... but not enough... suddenly the locking indicator came back, warning lights flashed as more volleys of torps and cruise came towards the little badger... finally enough cap to activate the jammers! Then the scrambler... Good news, the sentries where through his shields... All he had to do was maintain the scrambler, and the jamming... the moments passed so slowly... but suddenly the Scorpion was into structure... and the little badger smiled, as the sentries lit up the sky with the explosion of the Battleship.
The little badger picked up the loot from the destroyed ship as the greedy interceptor nearby bounced off the can too far to take anything. The little badger needed the modules to fund the repairs on himself, as he had only 20% armor left.
The pirate could not believe he was just beaten by a very brave little badger.
The little badger then headed home... happy, that in future the bad pirate man would think twice if he saw a badger nearby...
The badger lived happily ever after...
The End.
Based on a true story: The names have been changed to protect the guilty!
*** Proud First Time Winner of the MLM Muppet Award *** |
Bexxly
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 14:54:00 -
[2]
Teehee 
|
Cadman Weyland
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 14:58:00 -
[3]
Go JJ 
Director of Empire Ops and Chief Carebear |
La Muerte
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:00:00 -
[4]
Nice one!
|
EVENFLOW
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:10:00 -
[5]
Sounds like l33t h4x to me... :P
GJ :)
|
HalfLoaf
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:15:00 -
[6]
So JJ its true what they say on the Wild Life Programs then ?
The Badger really has a bad bite
---
Loaf Is For Living !! Loaf It To The Full
|
Verone
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:19:00 -
[7]
indy warfare... what will they think of next.
COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET |
Frost88
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:20:00 -
[8]
Lollers. I liked that.
------------------------------------------------
I've always owned Kehmor, cheap as chips off Ebay
|
V2GBR
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:26:00 -
[9]
He he i was sat in aunenen when you was doing some of this it was funny to see :D
----------
http://guc.webinventions.co.uk <-- GUC Site.
www.webinventions.co.uk <-- My eve history. |
TheJay
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:32:00 -
[10]
JJ stop picking on moronic pirates 
|
Danks
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:35:00 -
[11]
Great story JJ
|
SilkAndLace
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:36:00 -
[12]
JJ You Da Man
|
Shiakarma
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 15:40:00 -
[13]
rofl! Gimmie a shout 'n next time we'll get an indy gank squad together
Well played.
Computer games don't affect children. If PacMan had affected us as kids then we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. |
DarkAlpha
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 16:11:00 -
[14]
Badger for the kill!!!
No forgiveness with out bloodshed! |
Blacklight
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 16:30:00 -
[15]
Class :)
Eve Blacklight Style
|
Magic Trev
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 16:36:00 -
[16]
rofl well played
------------------
|
Coranor
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 16:40:00 -
[17]
PWNED by an indy.
I like it
|
Black 1
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 16:42:00 -
[18]
gr8 story.. was rofl
-----------
|
FireFoxx80
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 16:57:00 -
[19]
pwned.
I'd be interested if you'd give your badger loadout, would be amusing to try myself one day.
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
|
Tairos Hakonnus
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 17:00:00 -
[20]
lol
----------------------------
http://spla.sh/bp/bp_files/main.htm |
psycorabbit
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 18:15:00 -
[21]
good job JJ you rock /me wonders how many pirates will be killed by that "little badger" :)
|
Velsharoon
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 18:36:00 -
[22]
/me applauds
doing it with u was fun the 1st time but doing it solo *laughs*
|
Lizardo
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 18:54:00 -
[23]
yay Jim! Assault Badger Rulez!
|
Jungle Jim
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 18:57:00 -
[24]
 Originally by: Velsharoon
/me applauds
doing it with u was fun the 1st time but doing it solo *laughs*
Yeah, I think that little badger has now been involved in 3 battleship downfalls... only 1 solo though (well concord Assit).
*** Proud First Time Winner of the MLM Muppet Award *** |
Buraken v2
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 20:31:00 -
[25]
aawww,you should rename the thread to "The litle indy that could" :)
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |
Mon'Key
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 20:40:00 -
[26]
Nice one m8,
but i cant help wondering why u had 3 caldari race specific ecm on ur badger, did u expect this to happen? cus 3 multys wouldnt have done the trick (and ppl fit multy ecm on their indys so they can ecm frigs and ceptors- 3 caldari ecms wouldnt have jammed any other race ceptor and most frigs, also from what u say,ur cap went out quick id reckon u were using multys, cus race specific are very easy on the cap
also 8 cruise missles only took u to 20% armor? arrr the pirate musta been green as grass with a -2 rank in cruise missle 
|
Lanu
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 21:32:00 -
[27]
Edited by: Lanu on 03/02/2005 21:32:37
He had a "special" setup on his badger trust me a scorp can't take him down in 1 or 2 volley's
boo
"You are most like the Cat, lazy and quiet. You aren't very exciting yet everyone notices your presence."
|
Minerva IV
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 21:37:00 -
[28]
and he said that it was a nossie that took his cap not the ecm :)
|
FireFoxx80
|
Posted - 2005.02.03 22:07:00 -
[29]
I am guessing:
High:
Small NOS
Blaster
Med:
Warp Scrambler
Sensor Disruptor
Sensor Disruptor
Low:
Sensor Booster?
???
???
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
|
baagpus
|
Posted - 2005.02.04 00:16:00 -
[30]
feral badgers, quality
|
| |
|
| Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
| First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |