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Ashley Sky
The Eleventh Commandment
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Posted - 2011.03.21 14:38:00 -
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Greetings pilots,
Is your rich, snobby, corp mate getting on your nerves with his pimped mission ship and faction mods? Does he think it's cool to slap his e-peen in your face every stinking day?
It's time for him to wipe that smug grin off his face.
Our logistics ships will remote rep and cap boost you, while you neut and DPS your way to total obliteration of your corp mate's most effective setup. Even a low SP setup can yield cataclysmic results. You'll be rich, and he'll be dead.
Simply speaking, it's "God Mode", provided by our corp, The Eleventh Commandment.
Contact our fine representatives today... Ashley Sky Ivan Sable
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Daphne Q
Our Own Pirate Society
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Posted - 2011.03.21 14:49:00 -
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As a matter of fact, I have no need of such a service, but I *love* the idea! Good luck with your venture! ---
Originally by: CCP Wrangler EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world.
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Ivan Sable
The Eleventh Commandment
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Posted - 2011.03.21 15:31:00 -
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People come up to me all the time and say "Hey Ivan, I want to really roast my CEO's noodle and stuff it in a hot dog bun, but I'm worried about my reputation and my soul getting ****d. What can I do?"
Easy. Infiltrate your own corp with a poorly trained alt, get the job done then biomass the proof. One of us petitioned this and it's all game legal.
Remember, 'God Mode' is perfect for those romantic getaways like; -Revenge on enemies -Getting filthy rich off of Pimped Mission Tards
Best of all, you can try this at home with your own remote reppers. We just want the universe to know that we're here for you man.
Train up that noob with no tank, and we'll help you gank.
Ivan -11-
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.03.21 15:58:00 -
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Sounds like an easy way to get caught if you ask me. Your corp name is wrong 
In seriousness; good luck with the service. ---
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.03.21 16:01:00 -
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Edited by: Frau Klaps on 21/03/2011 16:01:45 stupid forums  ---
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Ashley Sky
The Eleventh Commandment
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Posted - 2011.03.27 04:00:00 -
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So quiet you can hear a pin drop. Killing rich corp mates is the fastest way to isk for a solo player in this game. And we're willing to give you a leg up.
Just posting this in case people have forgot how lucrative this can be...
http://www.eve-search.com/thread/1286846/page/1
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Deja Thoris
Invicta.
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Posted - 2011.03.27 12:26:00 -
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Why don't you just go back to yulai and steal jetcans. Seems like that was your forte.
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Goose Formation
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Posted - 2011.03.27 14:40:00 -
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Just posting to support an awesome idea for a service!
Good luck
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Krevnos
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Posted - 2011.03.27 18:33:00 -
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Your presentation made me chuckle
I like this service!
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Diana Arjar
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Posted - 2011.03.27 22:16:00 -
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Ah nothing like a little back stabbing.
Sounds fun 
And good luck.
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Ashley Sky
The Eleventh Commandment
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Posted - 2011.03.27 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: Deja Thoris Why don't you just go back to yulai and steal jetcans. Seems like that was your forte.
You have no idea how pleased I am that you remembered the good old days. I would take them back in a second. Ore thief at the height of Apoc jet can mining in empire really has had no substitute. :)
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Justamere Gunner
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Posted - 2011.03.27 23:38:00 -
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Hi,
I have about 17 corp mates that are richer than god, as the poorest one of them all, I've been thinking about this, but I have this problem. See, all of my corpmates, are me, and well, if I gank myself, I prolly aren't going to be too popular with the rest of me.
Any advice?
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Krist Valentine
Amarr funmachine
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Posted - 2011.03.28 00:13:00 -
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Edited by: Krist Valentine on 28/03/2011 00:13:43
Originally by: Justamere Gunner
Hi,
I have about 17 corp mates that are richer than god, as the poorest one of them all, I've been thinking about this, but I have this problem. See, all of my corpmates, are me, and well, if I gank myself, I prolly aren't going to be too popular with the rest of me.
Any advice?
they need to do way instain mother, who kill their babby because these baby can't frigth back?.
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Fiori 161
Tear Factory
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Posted - 2011.03.28 02:05:00 -
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Posting here to see if CCP will delete my new sig
Also, I approve of this product and or service
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Hectanooga
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Posted - 2011.03.28 06:15:00 -
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Originally by: Krist Valentine Edited by: Krist Valentine on 28/03/2011 00:13:43
Originally by: Justamere Gunner
Hi,
I have about 17 corp mates that are richer than god, as the poorest one of them all, I've been thinking about this, but I have this problem. See, all of my corpmates, are me, and well, if I gank myself, I prolly aren't going to be too popular with the rest of me.
Any advice?
they need to do way instain mother, who kill their babby because these baby can't frigth back?.
hmm... but what babby kill their mother who instain the back?
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Diesel47
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Posted - 2011.03.28 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Hectanooga
Originally by: Krist Valentine Edited by: Krist Valentine on 28/03/2011 00:13:43
Originally by: Justamere Gunner
Hi,
I have about 17 corp mates that are richer than god, as the poorest one of them all, I've been thinking about this, but I have this problem. See, all of my corpmates, are me, and well, if I gank myself, I prolly aren't going to be too popular with the rest of me.
Any advice?
they need to do way instain mother, who kill their babby because these baby can't frigth back?.
hmm... but what babby kill their mother who instain the back?
all we can do is pary, pary, pary until they do way wtih all instain mother
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Zaivx
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Posted - 2011.03.28 14:35:00 -
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Fantastic! You should ad this in "Services"
Good Luck
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Hallax
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.03.28 17:37:00 -
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I support this product and/or service.
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.28 18:01:00 -
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Originally by: Justamere Gunner
Hi,
I have about 17 corp mates that are richer than god, as the poorest one of them all, I've been thinking about this, but I have this problem. See, all of my corpmates, are me, and well, if I gank myself, I prolly aren't going to be too popular with the rest of me.
Any advice?
give me your isk and you won't have anything to worry about bro
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Ashley Sky
The Eleventh Commandment
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Posted - 2011.03.28 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: Justamere Gunner
Hi,
I have about 17 corp mates that are richer than god, as the poorest one of them all, I've been thinking about this, but I have this problem. See, all of my corpmates, are me, and well, if I gank myself, I prolly aren't going to be too popular with the rest of me.
Any advice?
You need to get laid.
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.03.28 22:15:00 -
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I like the idea of this service but you may need to be more clandestine with your activities.I would have an alt corp was pvp pilots in it and work with the employer to gain entry into the targets corp then just use my buddy to kill the target. Then all thats left is rinse repeat.Although it seems like a lot of work unless the moneys really good.
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Sir Lionel Luckhoo
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2011.03.29 10:17:00 -
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The Idea it self ain't nothing new. I like the Idea, but not as an service but more as an existing warning to those reckless member whoring CEO's. Plus this will behave warning to members who Join thees whoring CEO's. This works with stupid people. ( People who rush to god fitted Faction ships and gold plated T3's ). It's gonna be hard to kill more experienced and skilled players. I see this working if...
- Target corporation is infiltrated multiple god like DPS players
- Target corporation CEO is complete moron (No API pull out)
- Target is complete moron (Decides target RR/ST's)
- You can take target down less than 2 minutes and 30 seconds
Other wise it's expensive waste of time. 0 Success, 0 Loot But I wish you good luck and hope to see some kind sequel to this topic as an venture.
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Ashley Sky
The Eleventh Commandment
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Posted - 2011.03.30 04:55:00 -
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Update: We got our first billion isk kill tonight. This is only the beginning. :)
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chadbrochill17
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Posted - 2011.03.30 07:36:00 -
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+1 for the idea & corp. name combo, it made me smile...
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Krist Valentine
Amarr funmachine
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Posted - 2011.03.30 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: Diesel47
Originally by: Hectanooga
Originally by: Krist Valentine Edited by: Krist Valentine on 28/03/2011 00:13:43
Originally by: Justamere Gunner
Hi,
I have about 17 corp mates that are richer than god, as the poorest one of them all, I've been thinking about this, but I have this problem. See, all of my corpmates, are me, and well, if I gank myself, I prolly aren't going to be too popular with the rest of me.
Any advice?
they need to do way instain mother, who kill their babby because these baby can't frigth back?.
hmm... but what babby kill their mother who instain the back?
all we can do is pary, pary, pary until they do way wtih all instain mother
i am truley sorry for your lots
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Jones Bones
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.03.30 20:23:00 -
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You guys should post the mails of your successful kills. Just block out names/systems/etc. Just the fits for lulz sake.
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.03.30 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Jones Bones You guys should post the mails of your successful kills. Just block out names/systems/etc. Just the fits for lulz sake.
This 
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