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Spurty
Caldari
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:12:00 -
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chuckle
Hoppit!
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Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:16:00 -
[92]
 Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
Originally by: Hemmo Paskiainen
omg stop this ghey carbear ****, if i want to have a pet i go buy tamagotchi from japan.... How about fixing spaceships first? like.... all the gallente ones & ofc Black Ops? Pls fire the one who is in charge of the making this stuff up and give him a subscribed eve account so he actualy can play eve.
There's always one
To his defense: He probably only read the word 'Incarna' and got foam at the mouth. Poor guy.
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OR he is trolling and you both got trolled.
Even better april fools joke would be to implement all the stuff in the blog anyway, while everyone is thinking that it's just a joke
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Krispy Dingo
Minmatar
Strangers in a Strange Land
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:17:00 -
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I have a few questions regarding the new Incarna mounts that I hope someone can alleviate.
Will my mount be able to easily travel with me from station to station? I don't necessarily like to stay in one place for very long, tend to be a little on the nomadic side, and want to be able to transfer my mount without using up an unnecessarily large amount of cargo space.
What are the consequences of repackaging a mount? Will we lose any gene modifications much like rigs?
If I am killed during mount combat, with the mechanic work much the same as being podded? The last thing I want is to lose my implants, and since we will not be able to run in Incarna, what happens when my mount dies and my opponent moves in for the kill, but I have to merely amble away slowly while he zooms at me on his mighty steed crying "There can be only one!" to lop off my head with a laser sword. Is there a warp off mechanic of sorts?
Can I use EVE Voice to talk to and soothe my mount during combat situations?
Will I be able to sell the mounts I create through the contract system?
Can we add a new Corp role "Stable Master" so we can assign one person to care for up to a certain number of mounts, but he will not be allowed to leave station since all of his time is spent making sure mounts don't turn into withering husks?
I am sure other players have many more questions about Incarna mounts and can help expand with more ideas!
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Lev Aeris
b.b.k
Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:20:00 -
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This is almost as good as CCP Greyscales last blog.
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Schantalle
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:25:00 -
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If my Pet kills another Pet to get that "Natural Selection" archievement in Highsec, what will happen?
- My Pet gets CONCORDOKKEND
- My Pet gets CONCORDOKKENED by CONCORDs Pets
- I get CONCORDOKKENED
- I get CONCORDOKKENED by CONCORD Pets
- The next Pet of the killed Pets¦ owner will have killrights on my Pet
- The killed Pets¦ owner has killrights on the killing Pet
- Nothing happenes
- My Pet can devour the killed Pet
- If I loot the killed Pets implants, its¦ owner will have killrights on me
- The killed Pets wreck is free to loot for me
(Pet is trademark, of course. Therefore spelling it with a P, not a p seems correct.)
I see a lot of mechanics to be clarified here.
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Dinsdale Pirannha
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:27:00 -
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You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
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Zakurai
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:31:00 -
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Robot Chicken meets Pokemon huh? That sounds oddly entertaining lol
I also want a space hampster! In the sage words of a humble ranger "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!"
(Also Asymmetrical animal husbandry ftw!)
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BugraT WarheaD
Astromechanica Federatis
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:36:00 -
[98]
trolololol !
Thanks for the laugh ^^
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ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God
United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:41:00 -
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Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19
Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht...  "
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha
You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.
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Ager Agemo
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:41:00 -
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I almost had a seizure and a rage attack... when i suddenly though, wait, which month are we at?!
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Geralden
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:46:00 -
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I thought the Anom change in 0.0 was the joke.
The Kittens in space would be more appriciated than the "rebalance" of "upgradable space" in 0.0
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Orkasm
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:51:00 -
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Efraya
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:51:00 -
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If I can't have a pet dog, this is a fail feature. I'm serious.
Signature removed for not being EVE related. Zymurgist |
Marija Vanszar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:52:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Marija Vanszar on 01/04/2011 13:51:50
Originally by: Efraya
If I can't have a pet dog, this is a fail feature. I'm serious.
If this is no joke at all, this ^
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Gogela
Freeport Exploration
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:54:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Jimboga
"Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... {redacted}
Second best idea evar. This ⇑
Originally by: Akita T
I want to have prostitutes as pets.
So then we can train them to be epic mounts.
#1 is this ⇑
"A hungry man will tell you anything if you give him a cookie." |
Taylor Freewind
Minmatar
Tribal Black
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:59:00 -
[106]
Ok CCP taking a leaf out of WoW. Seriously Im looking forward to Incarna and the darkness of it all but pets?! Thats too quirky for this game to be real. Considering this is posted on April the 1st It better be an April Fool's joke cause this is absolutely ridiculous.
If I wanted a friggen pet I'd play 'Neopets'. pets and tricks in the CQ wow...
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:01:00 -
[107]
NOT KIDDING!!!
Just been on SISI, it's freaking true!!!!!
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Miso Hawnee
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:06:00 -
[108]
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19
Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha
You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.
I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.
Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:06:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Miso Hawnee
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19
Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha
You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.
I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.
Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.
dude u you got giant boobs.... wow
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Cookie Bertone
Gallente
BlueTech Solutions
Acquisition Of Empire
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:07:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Jimboga
"Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... This is an awesome feature, it will definately help the pain of losing another faciton ship if I can go back to my quarters, right click on my animal and select 'kick' ... oh wait, its April 1st, oh noes. I'm quitting, I've been waiting for this feature for ever, it's annoying when all of the cool people in my office talk about how good their mounts are in WoW and all I've had to show off is a series of stupid spaceships.
I was reading this during a very important high level meeting at work and had to stifile a serious attack of the giggles. |
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Myxx
Atropos Group
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:11:00 -
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i lol'd.
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Originally by: CCP Explorer
(and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
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Xercodo
Amarr
Daj'Juntar
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:13:00 -
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/me wants pet Furrier or something :3
Also, I'll just leave this here...
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The drake is a lie
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Illwill Bill
Reign of Anarchy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:14:00 -
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I'm just waiting for tomorrow's announcement about CCP not doing any April fool's jokes this year!
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Revenge is a dish best served with auto-cannons.
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ACESsiggy
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:16:00 -
[114]
Well, with Thunderstorm cranked up and my room an official hot box right now .... the dev blog was funny and bad ass at the same time.
+1
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Dirk Decibel
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:17:00 -
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It took me till this sentence till i realised it was a joke: "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long".
We all know CCP never listens and gives us what we want :D
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Michael1995
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:17:00 -
[116]
The actual joke is that they weren't joking...
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:21:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Dirk Decibel
It took me till this sentence till i realised it was a joke: "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long".
We all know CCP never listens and gives us what we want :D
That's what makes me suspicious, that they are not joking, that the sentennance "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long" is actually the joke, but the devblog itself not....
WAAAH someone please confirm if true or joke CCP.
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Yarton Killmore
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:22:00 -
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I cannot believe I forgot it was April 1st.... I read the blog all the time thinking about the epic rage this was going to create on the forums,
i was actually looking forward to hitting eve general and seeing the FWI going through the roof.
Good joke made me laugh :D
p.s. where do we stand on faction war :P
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Eraggan Sadarr
Phoenix Tribe
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:23:00 -
[119]
Cool April fools. I almost canceled my subscriptions before i remembered the date
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Myxx
Atropos Group
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:23:00 -
[120]
I realised it couldn't be real at this line:
Quote:
What Incarna home is complete without a fluffy little pet to greet you as you enter your Captain's Quarters? "NO HOME!" is our answer.
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Originally by: CCP Explorer
(and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
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