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CCP Spitfire
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:12:00 -
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Incarna is adding entirely new dimensions to EVE and bringing us closer to the full sci-fi simulation. We have already unveiled Captain's Quarters, but what's next on the agenda? Riding in Stations, of course!
CCP Soundwave talks about the latest Incarna feature in his latest dev blog.
Spitfire Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online |
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Atedar Kerane
Silentium Mortalitas
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:14:00 -
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Lovely april fools... also first?
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Diana Stargazer
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:18:00 -
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Heh heh nice april fools guys.
But if small pets become possible, I would like tribbles........
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Thenoran
Caldari Tranquility Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:19:00 -
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April fools, gotta be. Mounts in space.
On a side note, actually having a cat following my avatar around in a station would be fun
------------------------ Low-sec is like sailing along the coast of Somalia...
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Evelgrivion
Gunpoint Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:24:00 -
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Quote: PLEX for Ponies
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Noun Verber
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:25:00 -
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So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna? __________ A note on voting for CSM 6: Do not vote for someone just because they named issues that you support, instead try to gauge the thinking behind them and try to vote for someone who w |
ovenproofjet
Caldari Therapy. R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:28:00 -
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Trololololol
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Jimboga
Jimbwlah Inc
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:29:00 -
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"Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... This is an awesome feature, it will definately help the pain of losing another faciton ship if I can go back to my quarters, right click on my animal and select 'kick' ... oh wait, its April 1st, oh noes. I'm quitting, I've been waiting for this feature for ever, it's annoying when all of the cool people in my office talk about how good their mounts are in WoW and all I've had to show off is a series of stupid spaceships.
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Batolemaeus
Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:31:00 -
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Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
Harsh, dude. Harsh.
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Dierdra Vaal
Caldari EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:33:00 -
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Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
better joke than the actual april fools joke.
A+, would lol again
* * * Director Emeritus :: EVE University * * * CSM1 delegate, CSM3 chairman and CSM5 vice-chairman
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Winters Chill
Amarr Born-2-Kill 0ccupational Hazzard
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:34:00 -
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Obvious Apirl fools is obvious. Devs never post dev blogs this early and the language is too busy grinning smugly at the obvious jab at WoW to be serious.
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Ulair Memmet
ORIGIN SYSTEMS
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:38:00 -
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aaaahahaha almost had me... almost --------------------------------------------------
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RoyAraym
Gallente Capital Construction Research Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:42:00 -
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And finally, from our dedicated CCP devs, the final stage on game concepts' innovations:
EvE-Online cross-breeded with TAMAGOCHI!!!
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Evelgrivion
Gunpoint Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:43:00 -
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Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
The devblog was comedy gold, but it feels like build up for that line.
But honestly, this blog is kind of sad, in a way. A lot of the stuff described here, with its eve flavoring and some of that general silliness would actually be a lot of fun to have. Whats more, having content, especially content that comprises a genuine game, beats the hell out of our 10x10 decoration simulator that we'll be starting with.
I honestly wouldn't be unhappy if this was the actual framework of a future expansion.
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Nea Star
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:50:00 -
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Awww..i rly got excited about 'walking in stables' and 'plex for ponies', but then i read that 'kittens for all' and knew it was an AF joke. Way to ruin my day CCP!
p.s. but fingers crossed this still for real..go jousting!
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El'Niaga
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:51:00 -
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Lord what a sad attempt at an April Fools joke.
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RaTTuS
BIG Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.04.01 10:55:00 -
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Capital Kitten Launchers \o/ --
Join BIG
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Commander Azrael
Red Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:00:00 -
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Very good
I especially like the achievements:
"Kill another capsuleers mount with your own"
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Schmii
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:00:00 -
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Pikachu! I choose you! |
Cire XIII
Caldari Righteous-Indignation
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:04:00 -
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Edited by: Cire XIII on 01/04/2011 11:04:19
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
Originally by: CCP Oveur The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
Our problems are server-side.
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Schmii
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:04:00 -
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Ooh ooh. Does this mean we will need to buy cheezburgers on market?
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Deviana Sevidon
Gallente Panta-Rhei Butterfly Effect Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:05:00 -
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Looking forward to my genetically enhanced cyber kitten with claws made of tungsten carbide and Raptor-Saurian genes, specifically designed claw it's way even through capital ship armor.
(On a little more serious note, including pets into Incarna at a later stage might really help to attract female gamers )
Quote: Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
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Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente Silver Snake Enterprise
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:07:00 -
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omg stop this ghey carbear ****, if i want to have a pet i go buy tamagotchi from japan.... How about fixing spaceships first? like.... all the gallente ones & ofc Black Ops? Pls fire the one who is in charge of the making this stuff up and give him a subscribed eve account so he actualy can play eve.
PS: How many people do u knwo that fly officer fit baalgorns and isnt ephemeron? Fix Black Ops: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1204416 |
Debir Achen
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:10:00 -
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That was very well done!
Not the funniest line, but the closest to my heart...
Quote: as well as some much-needed asymmetry if you're Caldari
:D
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Shi'Jin Mao
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:11:00 -
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would have worked if you had said something like
CCP capslock Marries CCP wrangler at gretna green
or you fixed lag
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I Wish Iwassaboy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:14:00 -
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I believe it is true!!
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Morgaine Abenader
Abenader Holdings
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:18:00 -
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Oh nice! I want my free kitten now! ________________ I am beautified! |
Cyaxares II
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:18:00 -
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Edited by: Cyaxares II on 01/04/2011 11:21:26
time for a petition thread to turn this april fools into reality
edit: illegal betting on mount-fights in shady station hallways
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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:18:00 -
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nice read
+1
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Mahai Ano
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:19:00 -
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Edited by: Mahai Ano on 01/04/2011 11:19:09 I'd LOVE free kittens!
(Strictly ingame, I would preferr not to wake up to the punget smell of a gift-mouse.)
Also, +1 for the thought out joke :)
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Evelgrivion
Gunpoint Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:20:00 -
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So who else is up for some genetically engineered cyborg cock-fighting, with optional mind control?
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Hemmo Paskiainen omg stop this ghey carbear ****, if i want to have a pet i go buy tamagotchi from japan.... How about fixing spaceships first? like.... all the gallente ones & ofc Black Ops? Pls fire the one who is in charge of the making this stuff up and give him a subscribed eve account so he actualy can play eve.
PS: How many people do u knwo that fly officer fit baalgorns and isnt ephemeron?
you sir are an idiot, i know plent who do so, and black ops are just fine for jumping on people :-)
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Tharill daSai
Caldari Serringer Arms Inc Free United Spirits
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:22:00 -
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awww so wanted a kitten, or an virtual pet like the bit in the original Tron movie.
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Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Hemmo Paskiainen omg stop this ghey carbear ****, if i want to have a pet i go buy tamagotchi from japan.... How about fixing spaceships first? like.... all the gallente ones & ofc Black Ops? Pls fire the one who is in charge of the making this stuff up and give him a subscribed eve account so he actualy can play eve.
There's always one
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Dezolf
Minmatar DAX Action Stance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:24:00 -
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Edited by: Dezolf on 01/04/2011 11:26:10 FREE KITTENS FOR EVERYONE?!?!?! I mean, while I love to be the coolest Minmatar janitor as is (), my only sweet spot is kittens (as every other pirate out there!).
You guys are all so mean, saying it's april fools. :'(
Edit: How did I just notice that there isn't a crying smiley?
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Sathynos
Caldari BSX Industries Inver Brass
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:25:00 -
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Awesome idea. Please add pools, so we can drown our kittens in there and make other people cry because of that. -- "Say yes to pron on Concord billboards" campaing. Eve mercenaries portal: http://www.eve-mercs.com |
Marija Vanszar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:25:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Spitfire Incarna is adding entirely new dimensions to EVE and bringing us closer to the full sci-fi simulation. We have already unveiled Captain's Quarters, but what's next on the agenda? Riding in Stations, of course!
CCP Soundwave talks about the latest Incarna feature in his latest dev blog.
As we are in a modern time now i am gonna change the scream for proof: YOUTUBE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
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Dafydd Lawgoch
Exiled.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:26:00 -
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Cracking April fools and all that, but not all that believable really :(
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Azhpol
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:26:00 -
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10/10 Best troll ever
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Jagga Spikes
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:29:00 -
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you almost got me, but then i saw "achievements" and magic was gone. good show :) ________________________________ : Forum Bore 'Em : Foamy The Squirrel - [jedi handwave] "There is no spoon." |
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Elzon1
Caldari Shadow Boys Corp White Angels.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:29:00 -
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One thing, Natural Selection
Funny April Fools CCP
*Remembers dev's dramatic conversion to WoW*
NO! IT CAN'T BE!!!! I don't know where, I don't know when... but something awful is going to happen xD |
Daygore Aracnus
Syber Squirrel Army
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:29:00 -
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so other than April fools having a "pet" in quarters actualy sounds kinda cool lol
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Last Ninja
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:29:00 -
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april fools
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Feiryred
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:30:00 -
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Awww!Spoilsports! I was soo looking forward to my kitten! And I wanna PONY!! Naow!!!!! Nice try guys-cheered up a dull morning! Tho what would be very handy is some kind of space whale that eats roids and craps refined ore in some kind of giant automated poop scoop!
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Dj LMP
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:31:00 -
[45]
haha good one ! :D www.eve-radio.com Dj LMP every Sunday 12:00-15:00 GMT ;) |
Arwen Ariniel
Gallente Shaolin Legacy Preatoriani
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:32:00 -
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/me would've loved to get a hampster *sniff*
--- If it floats, and it doesn't say 'quack', sink it! |
Kethry Avenger
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:32:00 -
[47]
Why is this longer than most real blogs!?!
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Evelgrivion
Gunpoint Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:33:00 -
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Edited by: Evelgrivion on 01/04/2011 11:33:06
Originally by: Kethry Avenger Why is this longer than most real blogs!?!
Why does this blog's features sound the most fun out of anything Ive heard for Incarna thus far?
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Tynian Erath
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:33:00 -
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OMG can I get this Veterinarian skill to carry over to my playing on hello kitty online?
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Mibad
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:35:00 -
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Would have been much more believable if they didn't mention "mounts" etc and made it sound more EVE like.
Still funny nonetheless
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DCP88
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:35:00 -
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Fun with animals! ......nullYIFF
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Meissa Anunthiel
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:37:00 -
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I'm very happy to see CCP taking the requests of the CSM seriously. We had been requesting additional gameplay in InCarna, and mounts are certainly welcome. Now we just have to see if we'll also get the requested player designed obstacle and racing tracks.
I wish CCP had elaborated a bit more on their awesome plans for evolutionary mount traits (aka gene splicing) for appearance and performance competitions, but this is a good start. ----- Member of CSM 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 |
Lemming Alpha1dash1
Lemmings Online
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:43:00 -
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/me chases DJ LMP with a segway down the hangar
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Dj LMP
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:44:00 -
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you ll never get my corpse Lemming! www.eve-radio.com Dj LMP every Saturday 12:00-15:00 GMT ;) |
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: Meissa Anunthiel I'm very happy to see CCP taking the requests of the CSM seriously.
Better laugh than the dev blog tbh ...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Weynard
Caldari Cataclysm Enterprises Ev0ke
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: Evelgrivion
Quote: PLEX for Ponies
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Rocket Jones
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:46:00 -
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Hmmm .... maybe ther'll be a market for Mount poop.
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Commander Ogir
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:47:00 -
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"Ooops i did it again and again and again..."
BSG meets Britney Spears? Bah... one of the things that mankind never should have awakened...
But I think in many ways, a bit more BSG would be great for EVE... the new turret models are a great start! Now give my Minni Carrier some turret hardpoints, so i can support my fighters with a suppression barrage :D
Any word about the arrival of the new turrets?
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Deviana Sevidon
Gallente Panta-Rhei Butterfly Effect Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon
Originally by: Hemmo Paskiainen omg stop this ghey carbear ****, if i want to have a pet i go buy tamagotchi from japan.... How about fixing spaceships first? like.... all the gallente ones & ofc Black Ops? Pls fire the one who is in charge of the making this stuff up and give him a subscribed eve account so he actualy can play eve.
There's always one
To his defense: He probably only read the word 'Incarna' and got foam at the mouth. Poor guy. '
Quote: Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
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Mynxee
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:48:00 -
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Edited by: Mynxee on 01/04/2011 11:51:44 I want a pony!
Also, what Meissa said.
Chair, CSM5
CSM6 Page on Facebook--keep up with all candidates in one place! |
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Cpt Underpants
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:54:00 -
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Originally by: Evelgrivion So who else is up for some genetically engineered cyborg cock-fighting, with optional mind control?
Goons are always cock fighting.
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Lan Staz
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:57:00 -
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The real april fools joke is probably that this is actually a serious dev blog. Soundwave is sitting at his desk right now saying "why is everyone laughing?"
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Disposeble Alt
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:00:00 -
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My first thought as I started to read the article was:
I wonder how many small dogs or monkeys will be named Mittani (Or any other (im)popular char name).
then, reading onwards, I slowly realized it was april 1st.
Posts by alts hide political affiliation and history. No political statement by any alt should be taken seriously. |
Transporter Slave
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:02:00 -
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****, now I'm really hoping this is actually coming to Incarna and that the Sanctum nerf is still the REAL april fool's joke :(
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Dodge Hakata
Hakata Group
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:03:00 -
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Will we be able to create flying pig mounts too? :)
PIIIIGGSSS IINNNNN SPAAAAAAAACCEEEE!!
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Palovana
Caldari Inner Fire Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Rocket Jones Hmmm .... maybe ther'll be a market for Mount poop.
Fertiliser for growing crops or as a makeshift explosive?
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FlameGlow
Gypsy Band
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:08:00 -
[67]
I'll take a parrot if you throw in eyepatch and peg leg |
Hugh Hefner
Caldari Paxton Industries -Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:16:00 -
[68]
Big A for effort :)
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Spazz21
Amarr Angha
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:19:00 -
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Soundwave, you sir have an awesome Sense of Humor. At first I was like Hmmm... then I lol'ed. The Achievement is a Sad joke to me, cause I secretly would think that would be awesome... >.>
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Liorah
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:22:00 -
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The sad part is that with the attention being given to Second Life in space, much of this joke is believable. I'm glad to see it was just a joke though.
So is Incarna another April Fool's joke, and you guys are really fixing up the broken and incomplete parts of Internet Spaceships?
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:25:00 -
[71]
OMFG!!!
I've just been on SISI, Captains Quarters are avaiable BTw, AND THERE ARE FREAKING PETS !!!!!
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Harold Tuphlos
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:25:00 -
[72]
I support this product and/or service.
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente Malevolence. Imperial 0rder
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:26:00 -
[73]
10/10
Of course, you should never have opened this can of worms, the players will badger you untill you actually make this a reality ----- Malevolence. is recruiting. Dive into the world of 0.0 !
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Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:31:00 -
[74]
A very long read... Was looking forward to se what you would write today :-) -
I'm a nice guy!! But plz hook me up with some pew pew... |
KFenn
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:34:00 -
[75]
Now I want a kitten :(.
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Kinuko
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:38:00 -
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No flying mounts? Are you serious CCP, how the hell you think you will compete with WoW without flying mounts...
But beside that if I were a rich pod-pilot living in future, it would be my damn right to genetically engineer a pet dragon to live in my lavish house.
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Laendra
Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:44:00 -
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A better April Fools would have been the fake blog that went around a week or so ago...would have been more believable by most, but ultimately more unbelievable by us old-timers...as we know CCP wouldn't actually give so much stuff that has been asked for to the players. -------------------
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Offensive Bear
Havok. Hav0k.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:45:00 -
[78]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
Any chance of getting a bunny like this?
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Myra2007
Millstone Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:48:00 -
[79]
Hilarious! --
Originally by: Professor Slocombe
I will only buy tickets if the prize is your stuff and you leave Eve. Forever. You irritating self obsessed cretin.
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Ghost Miner101
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:49:00 -
[80]
I just keep waiting for the april fools joke that this stuff in null sec. was actually an joke. I am kinda hoping that this would be added later on. Seeing pets flying through the corridors and running through your feet would add some nice chaos. Nothing would be funnier than a drug deal going down with a cat wlking accross the table. lol. :D
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Hayman Wakefield
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:52:00 -
[81]
I want my space pony.
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Catari Taga
Centre Of Attention Middle of Nowhere
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:52:00 -
[82]
I'm surprised they let you publish that, IMO it's walking on very thin ice putting out an april's fools dev blog that actually promises content for an upcoming expansion which will in reality be devoid of content. Looks like your jokes are more popular than your real road map. Kinda sad. --
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Soden Rah
Gallente EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:53:00 -
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Is it obviouse to anyone else that the most awsome addition to this woulf be to have kitten decals on your ship hulls for every kitten you've killed?
also epic blog, great april fools... Now make it reality :-)
Also all battle mounts should be called LEEEROYYY Jenkins? Could also be the working title for this feature ;-) __________________________________________________
Originally by: CCP Tuxford bugger, I need to have a closer look at this menu function
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Flynn Fetladral
Caldari BlackSite Prophecy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:56:00 -
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I want space monkeys!
Follow Flynn on Twitter |
Korasen Abora Sayara
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:59:00 -
[85]
*watches the EVE community get excited about this and flock in droves to World of Warcraft*
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Minsc
Gallente A.W.M
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:00:00 -
[86]
Nuts! There goes my plans of breeding miniature giant space hamsters!
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Scalar Angulargf
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:02:00 -
[87]
I support this product and/or service
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Dartauw
Retired Pirate Club
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:03:00 -
[88]
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Something we're also very excited about is the option to customize a pet or mount with cybernetic add-ons. These will add some utilitarian flare to Incarna Mounts, as well as some much-needed asymmetry if you're Caldari.
This I laughed at. Good job Soundwave!
To all of you having seizures over Incarna in this thread-of-threads, get a life, chill for just a sec, relax dude etc...
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Nirnaeth Ornoediad
Caldari Cryo Innovations Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:04:00 -
[89]
Pink space ponies ftw --------------------------------------------- U.S. Diplomat Cryo Innovations
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WhiteGhostBear
Furs of New Eden Galactic System Lords Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:07:00 -
[90]
We cannot marry our mounts? Love sees no species.
I demand equal treatment! What kind of speciesist company are you, CCP?
Also: I fully expect to be able to consummate this special bond with my cute slaver hounds, so get to work!
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Spurty
Caldari V0LTA VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:12:00 -
[91]
chuckle
Hoppit!
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Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:16:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
Originally by: Hemmo Paskiainen omg stop this ghey carbear ****, if i want to have a pet i go buy tamagotchi from japan.... How about fixing spaceships first? like.... all the gallente ones & ofc Black Ops? Pls fire the one who is in charge of the making this stuff up and give him a subscribed eve account so he actualy can play eve.
There's always one
To his defense: He probably only read the word 'Incarna' and got foam at the mouth. Poor guy. '
OR he is trolling and you both got trolled.
Even better april fools joke would be to implement all the stuff in the blog anyway, while everyone is thinking that it's just a joke
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Krispy Dingo
Minmatar Strangers in a Strange Land
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:17:00 -
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I have a few questions regarding the new Incarna mounts that I hope someone can alleviate.
Will my mount be able to easily travel with me from station to station? I don't necessarily like to stay in one place for very long, tend to be a little on the nomadic side, and want to be able to transfer my mount without using up an unnecessarily large amount of cargo space.
What are the consequences of repackaging a mount? Will we lose any gene modifications much like rigs?
If I am killed during mount combat, with the mechanic work much the same as being podded? The last thing I want is to lose my implants, and since we will not be able to run in Incarna, what happens when my mount dies and my opponent moves in for the kill, but I have to merely amble away slowly while he zooms at me on his mighty steed crying "There can be only one!" to lop off my head with a laser sword. Is there a warp off mechanic of sorts?
Can I use EVE Voice to talk to and soothe my mount during combat situations?
Will I be able to sell the mounts I create through the contract system?
Can we add a new Corp role "Stable Master" so we can assign one person to care for up to a certain number of mounts, but he will not be allowed to leave station since all of his time is spent making sure mounts don't turn into withering husks?
I am sure other players have many more questions about Incarna mounts and can help expand with more ideas!
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Lev Aeris
b.b.k Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:20:00 -
[94]
This is almost as good as CCP Greyscales last blog.
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Schantalle
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:25:00 -
[95]
If my Pet kills another Pet to get that "Natural Selection" archievement in Highsec, what will happen?
- My Pet gets CONCORDOKKEND
- My Pet gets CONCORDOKKENED by CONCORDs Pets
- I get CONCORDOKKENED
- I get CONCORDOKKENED by CONCORD Pets
- The next Pet of the killed Pets¦ owner will have killrights on my Pet
- The killed Pets¦ owner has killrights on the killing Pet
- Nothing happenes
- My Pet can devour the killed Pet
- If I loot the killed Pets implants, its¦ owner will have killrights on me
- The killed Pets wreck is free to loot for me
(Pet is trademark, of course. Therefore spelling it with a P, not a p seems correct.)
I see a lot of mechanics to be clarified here.
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Dinsdale Pirannha
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:27:00 -
[96]
You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
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Zakurai
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:31:00 -
[97]
Robot Chicken meets Pokemon huh? That sounds oddly entertaining lol
I also want a space hampster! In the sage words of a humble ranger "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!"
(Also Asymmetrical animal husbandry ftw!)
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BugraT WarheaD
Astromechanica Federatis
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:36:00 -
[98]
trolololol !
Thanks for the laugh ^^
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ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:41:00 -
[99]
Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19
Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.
Discoverer of the Original Missile Damage Formula |
Ager Agemo
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:41:00 -
[100]
I almost had a seizure and a rage attack... when i suddenly though, wait, which month are we at?!
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Geralden
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:46:00 -
[101]
I thought the Anom change in 0.0 was the joke.
The Kittens in space would be more appriciated than the "rebalance" of "upgradable space" in 0.0
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Orkasm
Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:51:00 -
[102]
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ----
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Efraya
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:51:00 -
[103]
If I can't have a pet dog, this is a fail feature. I'm serious. Signature removed for not being EVE related. Zymurgist |
Marija Vanszar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:52:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Marija Vanszar on 01/04/2011 13:51:50
Originally by: Efraya If I can't have a pet dog, this is a fail feature. I'm serious.
If this is no joke at all, this ^
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Gogela
Freeport Exploration
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:54:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Jimboga "Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... {redacted}
Second best idea evar. This ⇑
Originally by: Akita T I want to have prostitutes as pets. So then we can train them to be epic mounts.
#1 is this ⇑
"A hungry man will tell you anything if you give him a cookie." |
Taylor Freewind
Minmatar Tribal Black
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:59:00 -
[106]
Ok CCP taking a leaf out of WoW. Seriously Im looking forward to Incarna and the darkness of it all but pets?! Thats too quirky for this game to be real. Considering this is posted on April the 1st It better be an April Fool's joke cause this is absolutely ridiculous.
If I wanted a friggen pet I'd play 'Neopets'. pets and tricks in the CQ wow...
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:01:00 -
[107]
NOT KIDDING!!! Just been on SISI, it's freaking true!!!!!
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Miso Hawnee
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:06:00 -
[108]
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19
Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.
I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.
Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:06:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Miso Hawnee
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19
Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.
I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.
Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.
dude u you got giant boobs.... wow
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Cookie Bertone
Gallente BlueTech Solutions Acquisition Of Empire
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:07:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Jimboga "Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... This is an awesome feature, it will definately help the pain of losing another faciton ship if I can go back to my quarters, right click on my animal and select 'kick' ... oh wait, its April 1st, oh noes. I'm quitting, I've been waiting for this feature for ever, it's annoying when all of the cool people in my office talk about how good their mounts are in WoW and all I've had to show off is a series of stupid spaceships.
I was reading this during a very important high level meeting at work and had to stifile a serious attack of the giggles. |
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Myxx
Atropos Group
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:11:00 -
[111]
i lol'd. --
Originally by: CCP Explorer (and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
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Xercodo
Amarr Daj'Juntar
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:13:00 -
[112]
/me wants pet Furrier or something :3
Also, I'll just leave this here...
-------------------------------------------------- The drake is a lie
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Illwill Bill
Reign of Anarchy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:14:00 -
[113]
I'm just waiting for tomorrow's announcement about CCP not doing any April fool's jokes this year!
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Revenge is a dish best served with auto-cannons.
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ACESsiggy
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:16:00 -
[114]
Well, with Thunderstorm cranked up and my room an official hot box right now .... the dev blog was funny and bad ass at the same time.
+1
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Dirk Decibel
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:17:00 -
[115]
It took me till this sentence till i realised it was a joke: "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long".
We all know CCP never listens and gives us what we want :D
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Michael1995
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:17:00 -
[116]
The actual joke is that they weren't joking...
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:21:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Dirk Decibel It took me till this sentence till i realised it was a joke: "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long".
We all know CCP never listens and gives us what we want :D
That's what makes me suspicious, that they are not joking, that the sentennance "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long" is actually the joke, but the devblog itself not....
WAAAH someone please confirm if true or joke CCP.
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Yarton Killmore
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:22:00 -
[118]
I cannot believe I forgot it was April 1st.... I read the blog all the time thinking about the epic rage this was going to create on the forums,
i was actually looking forward to hitting eve general and seeing the FWI going through the roof.
Good joke made me laugh :D
p.s. where do we stand on faction war :P
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Eraggan Sadarr
Phoenix Tribe
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:23:00 -
[119]
Cool April fools. I almost canceled my subscriptions before i remembered the date
Eve Market Scanner - Marketlog comparisons |
Myxx
Atropos Group
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:23:00 -
[120]
I realised it couldn't be real at this line:
Quote: What Incarna home is complete without a fluffy little pet to greet you as you enter your Captain's Quarters? "NO HOME!" is our answer.
--
Originally by: CCP Explorer (and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
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Gun Hog
Caldari APEX ARDENT COALITION Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:24:00 -
[121]
Awwww :( Why does this have to be a joke? I want to raise a robot Fedo army... _______________________________________________
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Eraggan Sadarr
Phoenix Tribe
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:28:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
C'mon, stop taking your spaceships so serious.. CCP got 600 employees. Can't take long for one to write this up. Btw they are really beginning to go in the right direction in fighting lag and fixing already broken stuff. Cheer up
Eve Market Scanner - Marketlog comparisons |
Starkiller Adams
Gallente Interwebs Cooter Explosion Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:34:00 -
[123]
This is still a better idea then Greyscales last 1
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Awateru
Caldari Reclaimation Front
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:34:00 -
[124]
Do want.. couldn't this be posted on a day other than today?
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Carcosa Hali
True Slave Foundations
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:36:00 -
[125]
kittens YAY!!! ------------------------------- This Bitter Earth.. What fruit it bears.. |
Light Raider
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:37:00 -
[126]
NO!!!
I don't want station pets...
I want a pet that will live inside asteroids and feed out of miners .
Then, every now and then, I go with my hauler and catch his eggs with the loot from the miners .
First Planetville and now Petville???
Hope it's realy April fools
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Cal Archura
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:39:00 -
[127]
You almost had me....nicely done
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TheLostPenguin
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:45:00 -
[128]
You kinda know things are going wrong when an april fools joke gets a warmer reception than just about any other "real" feature announcement...
This could actually be hilarious, and a nice big ISK sink to boot with all the people that would go mental with it, make it so!
Also, THIS
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
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Planetary Genocide
Gallente VIRIC TRADE and INDUSTRY Rura-Penthe
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:45:00 -
[129]
Edited by: Planetary Genocide on 01/04/2011 14:46:04 As much as I would like to eject a kitten into space after a ****ty day, common sense and the rest of this thread coupled with a quick date check means that I will have to wait another day.
The best part is that this joke devblog is much better written than that crap one from CCP Big Dumb Object about changes to complexes.
Also, this indeed: Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
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Khadann
Caldari Sense of Serendipity Echoes of Nowhere
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:50:00 -
[130]
:( I thought the change to O.O escalations was the 1rst april joke! Hya! |
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Raid'En
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:51:00 -
[131]
i laughted at the blog, but release the poor kittens or i'll have to go to iceland suicide gank some nyx on your CQ :P ---------------- ** Wormhole Trading ** |
J Kunjeh
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:55:00 -
[132]
Got a good laugh out of me this morning. Thanks for that. Some people around here need to take their internet spaceship hull out of their arse.
~Gnosis~ |
Miso Hawnee
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:05:00 -
[133]
Originally by: J Kunjeh Got a good laugh out of me this morning. Thanks for that. Some people around here need to take their internet spaceship hull out of their arse.
I guess that means that you aren't into exploration.
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niroshido
Caldari Madhatters Inc. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:08:00 -
[134]
well its about time, i always wanted to be a vet, now i can be a vet, carebear, pvper, recruiter and ship spinner
i am looking forward to flying around on my spacecat
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Kari Trace
Caldari Nox Imperium
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:10:00 -
[135]
CCP Soundwave Accidently the whole April Fools. +1 lol from KT.
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Aenachreon
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:13:00 -
[136]
Not even CLOSE to being funny.
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Dominae Verites
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:20:00 -
[137]
On a serious note, I just showed my fiance the blog so we could have a mutual laugh and she remarked that she would play the game if there were pets....
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Trebor Daehdoow
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:21:00 -
[138]
You guys are such suckers.
CCP has been working on PLEX for PONIES for over a year; the April Fools was Greyscale's Anomaly Blog.
But now, because of how many of you got suckered by Greyscale, CCP has diverted all resources into Project TEONAWKI (The End Of Nullsec As We Know It), and your ponies will be delayed for 18 months.
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Stupid McStupidson
Gallente Hoek Lyne and Sinker
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:27:00 -
[139]
Quote: This is presently codenamed "Walking in Stables", but we will certainly change this name two or even three more times before giving it a final name. Whatever that final name will be, it will sound much cooler than the previous names and may even refer to some type of powerful spirit in White Wolf canon.
This was a very comedy dense paragraph. 9/10
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Bagehi
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:32:00 -
[140]
Funny because my mount of choice is a Phantasm.
This signature is useless, but it is red.
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Tobin Shalim
Eclipse Industrials Quantum Forge
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:32:00 -
[141]
You know, after the utter stupidity that is Greyscale posting the dev blog about the truesec status changes happening in 0.0, I'm no longer totally convinced that this is an April Fools joke. If CCP can do something utterly moronic as those truesec changes, then it's not really that much of a stretch to believe they could do something as stupid as this. -----
Originally by: Gierling Tech III is going to be "Fully modular" until someone crams the "EW Bonus" modules together with the "8 Midslots" modules...
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Valeroth Kyarmentari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:39:00 -
[142]
Awesome. Best thing I've read all day. Brightened my day significantly.
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Degara Farat
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:40:00 -
[143]
Do you mind if I care more about the "mounts" we use outside the station then these. Please try to get all constellations on their own node before this gets in, because the only system actually getting a more powerful node is going to be Jita.
Fix or Improve the game first. Dont add more useless lag-crap we dont need.
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Tasko Pal
Spallated Garniferous Schist
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:51:00 -
[144]
I want my space shark with head-mounted lasers. It's not too much to ask for.
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Erdiere
Minmatar Erasers inc. Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:51:00 -
[145]
Switch this devblog with the CCP Greyscale's disasterblog.
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Elementatia
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:59:00 -
[146]
The first thing i thougth was...i want that Star Wars Mouse Droid !!! The second..uh strange...the third oh no WoW the fourth...**** you got me !
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:03:00 -
[147]
I can't wait to mount my pets! But just remember...
In Soviet Eve, your pets mount YOU!
So THAT is what has been on those holoreels all this time...
- "When I nerf something, it takes 2-3 months for your dreams to be crushed." - CCP Big Dumb Object |
Soden Rah
Gallente EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:10:00 -
[148]
Edited by: Soden Rah on 01/04/2011 16:10:48 Hmm thinking about this and the fanfest presentations... they want to add in player driven black market. so they need to have station only tradeable items, that are not only valuable but that players care about. perhaps your custom designed tournement winning illeagal cross breed, war triceratops (or whatever) is just the thing. you spend months finding the right animals to breed with the right cybernetic modifications to create this creature, you beat all the others in your local station, you take it out into space to a big contest in a neighbouring system and suddenly your pulled over for smuggleing illegal items and to hand it over. This is no longer just about isk, this is your Pet they want... ;-) __________________________________________________
Originally by: CCP Tuxford bugger, I need to have a closer look at this menu function
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War Kitten
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:14:00 -
[149]
Kittens! \o/ |
Dregen Malachi
Void Angels Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:15:00 -
[150]
WTB hovering segway!
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Toriessian
Amarr Helion Production Labs Quantum Forge
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:16:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Soden Rah Edited by: Soden Rah on 01/04/2011 16:10:48 they want to add in player driven black market. so they need to have station only tradeable items, that are not only valuable but that players care about. perhaps your custom designed tournement winning illeagal cross breed, war triceratops (or whatever) is just the thing.
WTB squad of war triceratops for DUST...
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Amras Arnatuile
Element 115. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:21:00 -
[152]
Edited by: Amras Arnatuile on 01/04/2011 16:24:30 Edited by: Amras Arnatuile on 01/04/2011 16:23:18 Edited by: Amras Arnatuile on 01/04/2011 16:22:48 Edited by: Amras Arnatuile on 01/04/2011 16:21:29 I'm too damn drunk to post on these forums...I go to sleep now! P.s ccp can I haz an Oliphant?
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Ysolde Xen
The Causality Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:21:00 -
[153]
Edited by: Ysolde Xen on 01/04/2011 16:21:44
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
Sad but true
Illegal slaverhound fighting arenas, mechanised station transport, betting on racing mounts, sneaking into a wartargets hangar and releasing fedos to ruin their pos fuel supplies etc would have actually provide some Incarna gameplay... -----
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:23:00 -
[154]
Damnit I want an epic segway with kittens that have spiked collars.
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Herschel Yamamoto
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:23:00 -
[155]
I knew this was a fake when it said that Incarna would have content.
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Awesome Possum
Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:29:00 -
[156]
Also, free kittens for everyone.
I demand my free kitten ♥
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Inanna NiKunni
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:31:00 -
[157]
April foolery aside - i want a cat
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Liang Nuren
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:34:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
So harsh... so funny...
-Liang -- Eve Forum ***** Extraordinaire On Twitter
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Persephone Astrid
The Bastards
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:42:00 -
[159]
+1 space kitten please. Some actual content for Incarna would be nice.
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Vieve Tisserand
Gallente Akomu Aoshi
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:57:00 -
[160]
Damn it.
Here I was hoping Vieve could have, like for reals, a collection of motile carnivorous Aridian lilies. --- Crux Meander: an Eve-Online "soap opera with blasters". |
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Kabaal S'sylistha
Caldari Technomage Trilogy Valor Empire
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:02:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Herschel Yamamoto I knew this was a fake when it said that Incarna would have content.
-More Pewpew, Less QQ- |
Aineko Macx
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:05:00 -
[162]
Given what Incarna is shaping up to be, I'm more surprised this WAS a joke than not.
Ps.: Nerf Torfi. ________________________ CCP: Where fixing bugs is a luxury, not an obligation. |
Zendoren
Gallente Aktaeon Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:11:00 -
[163]
Next time try not to make it so obvious!
Should have did a dev blog about Fixing Faction War-fair for this years April fools. =P I was going to suggest a rocket fix for a good April fools joke, but you guys actually fixed that one. >.<
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Sigras
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:11:00 -
[164]
Originally by: Diana Stargazer Heh heh nice april fools guys.
But if small pets become possible, I would like tribbles........
I totally agree . . . tribbles would be epic
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MeBiatch
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:13:00 -
[165]
I find it sad that an idea i came up with ended up being a troll by CCP...
too lazy to go in GD to find it but i did come up with this... I am a joke
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Lamthara Lachesis
Amarr NeoCorteX Industry Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:23:00 -
[166]
it is funny but actually i could enjoy to have pets... slavehounds in particular :)
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Jim Luc
Caldari Rule of Five Split Infinity.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:34:00 -
[167]
I want a big Golden Labrador in my Captain's Quarters! Pets would actually be fun! Believe it or not but having that Mabari Hound in Dragon Age 2 reminds me of my old dog. Even though it's meant as a joke, CCP should really consider adding pets for personal quarters!
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Sloth Arnini
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:49:00 -
[168]
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
If I weren't a roleplayer right now, I'd put that in my bio. WAIT! I have an alt!
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Nipps McChesty
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:00:00 -
[169]
If we get kittens, I vote to also add burlap sacks, bricks and barrels of water as content so that we can have fun with those said kittens.
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Ranger 1
Amarr Paragon Fury Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:05:00 -
[170]
I'm sure it makes some people nervous, way back in the hidden area's of their minds, that if this were implemented exactly as written (silly as that may be) subscriptions would go through the roof.
As far as resisting main stream market pressure, CCP has our back.
I'm still a bit shocked to find that I feel a lingering hint of disappointment that this won't happen.
I need therapy. ===== The world will not end in 2012, however there will be a serious nerf to Planetary Interaction. |
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Kristina Vanszar
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:07:00 -
[171]
Originally by: Ranger 1 I'm sure it makes some people nervous, way back in the hidden area's of their minds, that if this were implemented exactly as written (silly as that may be) subscriptions would go through the roof.
As far as resisting main stream market pressure, CCP has our back.
I'm still a bit shocked to find that I feel a lingering hint of disappointment that this won't happen.
I need therapy.
Same here,
subs would go trough the roof like mad...
also starting to feel disapointed that this is only a joke somehow...
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Titus Phook
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:12:00 -
[172]
My intial thought was cool, pet fighting = illegal gambling den's etc. My next thought was this is gonna be an interesting threadnaught, then I looked at the date
If they did do it then subs would go through the roof, and the gameplay possibilities would be great, seedy dives, animal fights, hell a cat that's sat on the bed in captains quarters when you log in.
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mkmin
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:21:00 -
[173]
Anyone else have the horrible horribly feeling this isn't a troll? After all, the anom bull**** is supposedly not a troll.
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Salpun
Gallente Paramount Commerce
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:30:00 -
[174]
If this is not a troll then i want my kitten to be a mind reading, eye scratching, lady magnet tree cat. Its got to be able ride on my sholder though or no points.
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Kristina Vanszar
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:31:00 -
[175]
Could please someone confirm or deny this from CCP!?
THIS AINT FUNNY ANYMORE!
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Luckus
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:33:00 -
[176]
> 2. Larger pets which are true mounts, and can be ridden, raced, and used in combat scenarios in specialized station environments.
combat scenarios in specialized station environments?! what combat scenarios???!!! can we please-please-please get a little more about in-station combat! as well as and about 'specialized station environments' please!!!
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Jim Luc
Caldari Rule of Five Split Infinity.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:00:00 -
[177]
Originally by: Luckus > 2. Larger pets which are true mounts, and can be ridden, raced, and used in combat scenarios in specialized station environments.
combat scenarios in specialized station environments?! what combat scenarios???!!! can we please-please-please get a little more about in-station combat! as well as and about 'specialized station environments' please!!!
There's a holiday every April 1st. If only I could remember what it is!
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:00:00 -
[178]
I want a space pony
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Soden Rah
Gallente EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:23:00 -
[179]
So this is a feature that would;
Not take away resources from eve spaceships/lag battles as its carbon/incarna tech and associated devs.
Increase the player base particularly in certain neglected demographics which incarna is particularly aimed at.
Increase immersion and add actual content to Incarna.
Provide items players might actually care about (due to emotional attachment/intrinsic value/time taken to create said items) which can only be used in station and would be perfect for developing the black market's you hinted at, at fanfest.
Are coding wise probably not to dissimilar to npc people wandering around which are supposed to be intractable. And in many cases might be simpler to implement.
Does not require participation by those not interested so it expands the options for playing and thus boosts the potential number of play styles and subscribers without putting current players off. (Except certain unnamed players who complain about everything that doesn't totally eliminate 0.0 massive fleet lag ;-) )
I am sure this was intended as an April fools, and it was very well written as such... But what I want to know is....
Why wouldn't you want to do this?
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Originally by: CCP Tuxford bugger, I need to have a closer look at this menu function
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Shaera Taam
Minmatar Minmatar Death Squad Broken Chains Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:26:00 -
[180]
Originally by: Atedar Kerane Lovely april fools...
oh thank god! i seriously didnt know whether to laugh or cry...
while the thought of someone's escaped, exo-skeleton-ed and enlarged slaver hound stalking random avatars in station fit right into my view of the ultimate sci-fi simulator... the idea of little furrier-girls on leashes did not!
thank you, soundwave, for the wonderful AFD joke!
and for making sure it remains a joke!
__________________________________________________ Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the law!" --Adam Savage, Mythbusters |
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WishBlade
Caldari Atomic Heroes The G0dfathers
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:33:00 -
[181]
is That ******ed Ship going to be in the eve-shop? I want a $10 horse.
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Illwill Bill
Reign of Anarchy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:38:00 -
[182]
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
You just won Eve.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Revenge is a dish best served with auto-cannons.
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Petar Harad
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:38:00 -
[183]
Of course we need station cats! What else keeps the rats out? |
Mors Magne
Paxton Industries -Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:50:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
Oh Christ - sad but tue.
I was actually excited at the prospect of content - even cute fluffy companions.
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Caiden Baxter
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:54:00 -
[185]
Saw devblog and was like wtf, then remeberd it was April Fools Day. Well played CCP Soundwave.
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Soden Rah
Gallente EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:56:00 -
[186]
Also couldn't pet's be used as espionage. You might not be able to get your avatar into someone else's tactical breaifing room, but maybe a cybernetically enhanced mouse/moth could get in. The posibilites are to good to waste on a joke. __________________________________________________
Originally by: CCP Tuxford bugger, I need to have a closer look at this menu function
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Nipps McChesty
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Posted - 2011.04.01 20:02:00 -
[187]
There are enough pets in the game already. We're called renters.
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MadJim
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Posted - 2011.04.01 20:06:00 -
[188]
Can I get implants for my animals?
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Podcat
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.04.01 20:10:00 -
[189]
CCP you are breakign my heart posting this on april fools.. I really want a scruffy looking cat with an eyepatch on my ship dashboard :(
vid: Dishonor - combat evolved - Vote prom4csm |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2011.04.01 20:13:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Podcat CCP you are breakign my heart posting this on april fools.. I really want a scruffy looking cat with an eyepatch on my ship dashboard :(
yea there is a lot of really cool stuff they could do with this
feel free to step into my office, never mind the slaver hounds
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TorTorden
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.04.01 20:34:00 -
[191]
Snuggles approves this devblog ------------------------------------------------ There is no such thing as good or evil. Just an egotistic struggle for self empowerment. ------------------------------------------------ |
Galandil
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:00:00 -
[192]
you know. I can see this April fools become a real feature.
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Renan Ruivo
Caldari Hipernova Tribal Conclave
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:09:00 -
[193]
Originally by: Nipps McChesty There are enough pets in the game already. We're called renters.
Can we cross-breed? I shove you mine you shove.. ahem.. show me yours. ____________
I like woman because breasts |
Renan Ruivo
Caldari Hipernova Tribal Conclave
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:20:00 -
[194]
Also, why am i posting here?
Back to flooding the Anomaly Changes thread. ____________
I like woman because breasts |
Starkiller Adams
Gallente Interwebs Cooter Explosion Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:37:00 -
[195]
Originally by: Renan Ruivo Also, why am i posting here?
Back to flooding the Anomaly Changes thread.
Yeah clearly pretty much 70 pages of feed back dont mean anything maybe if we break 100
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Kersh Marelor
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:00:00 -
[196]
Funny sort of... but sad on the other hand. This looks like the first dev-blog making any sense in months. Looking at the 'real' dev blogs and 'real' EVE content the pet content seems to be more reasonable, thought through and ready to deploy than Planetary Interaction or sov-changes ever were or are. So... how about you go along those lines give us space kittens and let the 'jokers' at CCP work on EVE content? They seem to be way better at this than the regular team.
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Enthral
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:01:00 -
[197]
Sad thing is, I would love to have a cat in my CQ... ;-)
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Malcanis
Caldari Alcohlics Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:09:00 -
[198]
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
Noun Verber : +1
CCP Soundwave: 0
Malcanis' Law: Whenever a mechanics change is proposed on behalf of "new players", that change is always to the overwhelming advantage of richer, older players. |
Travis J Penken
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:25:00 -
[199]
Scary, that the best dev. blog with the most thoughout content and coherent changes is an april fools joke.
Makes you wonder if the right people are at the right possisions at CCP.
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Fredrick Engly
Insorum Industries Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:35:00 -
[200]
when are you announcing the anom nerf is an April Fools?
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Caldranna
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:17:00 -
[201]
That's quite an idea actually. BTW, can I have some pet launchers? |
Ritha Tyr
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:56:00 -
[202]
I haven't checked, is EN24 reporting this as real? |
Kogh Ayon
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Posted - 2011.04.02 00:06:00 -
[203]
4.2 now time to delete it.
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Dante Marcellus
Minmatar Someone Else's Problem
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Posted - 2011.04.02 00:23:00 -
[204]
Originally by: Kogh Ayon 4.2 now time to delete it.
What's it like in the future? And if you're reading this, you've fallen into a signature trap. You owe me 1m ISK. |
ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.02 00:27:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Miso Hawnee
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19
Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.
I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.
Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.
I frankly have no clue wtf you're talking about. :) What I do see is a lot of QQ... and as, mentioned previously, boobies. I didn't know the character creator let you stretch 'em out that far, damn!
Discoverer of the Original Missile Damage Formula |
Miso Hawnee
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Posted - 2011.04.02 01:37:00 -
[206]
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
Originally by: Miso Hawnee
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19
Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "
Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.
Nice way to show your customers you really care.
Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.
I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.
Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.
I frankly have no clue wtf you're talking about. :) What I do see is a lot of QQ... and as, mentioned previously, boobies. I didn't know the character creator let you stretch 'em out that far, damn!
Hey!!! I'm up Here!
I'll spell it out for you. The most heavily populated region in the NC is about to get nerfed so hard that lowsec will look better. A region full of pilots that actually leave their sanctums to go fight when their BFFs are attacked.
Your 4000 man alliance, with its 50 active Pvpers, is sitting on some space that will be so very nice in 4 days. So NC high command is going to have some tough decisions to make. Their brothers in arms are going to be very hungry for viable space, and I don't really see your care-bearing brethren living through the shuffle.
So its a matter of scarcity. When resources become scarce, will the NC still tolerate a parasitic entity such as your alliance suckling the resources from -1.0 systems?
If you don't know who Looney Toons were, they were a 4000 man alliance that never left their sanctums. They lived very near where you do now, until they were evicted for being useless.
It's cold in space. :D
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Staunch Observer
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Posted - 2011.04.02 02:26:00 -
[207]
I will only support this addition to EVE if they allow us Amarr to use Minmatar Slaves as our mounts.
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Mooney92
Minmatar 5 Inch Incorporated Black Core Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.02 02:57:00 -
[208]
On a serious note, this would be phenominal on future expansions. Gambling iskies will be the number 1 reason to be in these stations and jousting can be one of the many gambling games that is controlled by players, no random generator ****. Twitchy joustin and a realistic poker table. +10 "We are only as strong as we stand united and only as weak as we stand divided" - Dumbledore |
Renan Ruivo
Caldari Hipernova Tribal Conclave
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Posted - 2011.04.02 03:31:00 -
[209]
Well, if some people are capable of removing their own heads from their asses, they'll see that this is a cool thing.
Hey, so what.. you don't want it, ignore it. Like Incursions... I done one, didn't liked it, full of WoW 1337 players.. so ****'em, i won't get near them. But hey, some people have fun doing them and who am I to judge.
And if Incarna brings in more WoW and SL players into EVE.. well....
Well..... hehe ____________
I like woman because breasts |
Steve Thomas
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.02 03:52:00 -
[210]
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
Wins EvE online the forums forever. .end of line.
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If you think your too paranoid to play EvE...
Then you clearly are not paranoid enough to play EvE
(Alt list) Rico Lobo |
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Sylthi
Minmatar Coreward Pan-Galactic Holy Empire of The Unshaven
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Posted - 2011.04.02 04:36:00 -
[211]
Originally by: Steve Thomas
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
Wins EvE online the forums forever.
Hell. I'll admit it. I was a chump. I actually believed this for a few minutes. But, I honestly feel that this has a LOT more to do with how lame CCP has become than how gullible I am. Yeah. That's how UNBELIEVABLY BAD your content releases have been lately CCP.
Just point out the warning signs CCP. Its your choice whether you ignore them or not. *
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Spyke BlackIce
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.02 06:08:00 -
[212]
Read this this morning but am just getting around to a reply...
There are actually some very good ideas in there. That Station Scooter in the pic would be AWESOME and there had better actually be some pets (and plants) for our quarters. I want a genetically engineered Wolfcat to guard my home and, to get The Hubis achievement, an implant-enhanced Adeawoca (Adder-Eagle-Wolf-Cat) for bounty hunting, assassination, and general mayhem. I'm ready to start my training in the Mounts and Pets skills category immediately!
Blog: Mortal Immortals - Pods & Footprints in the Dust Twitter: @Spyke_BlackIce (#TweetFleet) Facebook: facebook.com/spyke.blackice |
Steve Thomas
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.02 06:10:00 -
[213]
Originally by: Sylthi
Originally by: Steve Thomas
Originally by: Noun Verber So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?
Wins EvE online the forums forever.
Hell. I'll admit it. I was a chump. I actually believed this for a few minutes. But, I honestly feel that this has a LOT more to do with how lame CCP has become than how gullible I am. Yeah. That's how UNBELIEVABLY BAD your content releases have been lately CCP.
Just point out the warning signs CCP. Its your choice whether you ignore them or not.
the only realy bad part is that
A)this is actualy the most information they have released on Incarna, and B)a lot of people will still not realise that its an April fools joke because they will write off its non apearance as more of the same old same old from them.
Im dead serious, I honestly dont belive a word of what they say anymore untill it hits Sisi. .end of line.
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If you think your too paranoid to play EvE...
Then you clearly are not paranoid enough to play EvE
(Alt list) Rico Lobo |
Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.04.02 06:11:00 -
[214]
I want this to be the real addition and the anom nerf to be the April fool. Would be better for the game.
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Renan Ruivo
Caldari Hipernova Tribal Conclave
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Posted - 2011.04.02 09:33:00 -
[215]
Originally by: Christopher AET I want this to be the real addition and the anom nerf to be the April fool. Would be better for the game.
+1 ____________
I like woman because breasts |
Hikaru Kuroda
Amarr Shimai of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.04.02 10:02:00 -
[216]
Originally by: Mooney92 On a serious note, this would be phenominal on future expansions. Gambling iskies will be the number 1 reason to be in these stations and jousting can be one of the many gambling games that is controlled by players, no random generator ****. Twitchy joustin and a realistic poker table. +10
This. |
Hikaru Kuroda
Amarr Shimai of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.04.02 10:09:00 -
[217]
Originally by: Renan Ruivo Well, if some people are capable of removing their own heads from their asses, they'll see that this is a cool thing.
Hey, so what.. you don't want it, ignore it. Like Incursions... I done one, didn't liked it, full of WoW 1337 players.. so ****'em, i won't get near them. But hey, some people have fun doing them and who am I to judge.
And if Incarna brings in more WoW and SL players into EVE.. well....
Well..... hehe
And this. |
Ottman
Amarr LoneWolf Mining Veni Vidi Vici Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.02 10:31:00 -
[218]
Edited by: Ottman on 02/04/2011 10:33:09 failsauce, where is my powered armor suit, where is my gun collection ? pets ? omfg i dont need that, such an useless time and with that isk sink, oh wait, can it be you want to attract more females players with that ? could maybe work or could go horrible wrong, but this is eve, not kindergarten or ponyland... maybe this start as april joke, but i am not so sure ccp dont think twice about it and really bring that in >><<
MfG Ottman
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profundus fossura
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Posted - 2011.04.02 11:46:00 -
[219]
I know this is and AF joke but would love to see at least some of it in game would be a cool customization for CQ - fedos for cleaning your corps bar at end of night etc
I want to encase my slaver hounds in warrior II hulls and set them loose on people
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Shandir
Minmatar Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.04.02 14:12:00 -
[220]
I agree, most of it is funny and silly - but I want a kitten! -
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Jenni Concarnadine
Minmatar SYNDIC Unlimited
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Posted - 2011.04.02 14:21:00 -
[221]
Free Kittenz [sic] would definitely be nice
And wouldn't ponies be good for in-station travel, rather then walking ??
(Not to mention, as someone did, the back-corridor gambling).
Oh, and how about kittens as currency (with thnaks to Joss W for the original idea) * * * * *
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Renan Ruivo
Caldari Hipernova Tribal Conclave
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Posted - 2011.04.02 15:06:00 -
[222]
To hell with kittens, i want to apply cybernetic augmentations to my fedo until he looks like a hover segway. Like in the picture. ____________
I like woman because breasts |
pink boss
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Posted - 2011.04.02 15:23:00 -
[223]
Originally by: Christopher AET I want this to be the real addition and the anom nerf to be the April fool. Would be better for the game.
You mean better for your wallet.
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Renan Ruivo
Caldari Hipernova Tribal Conclave
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Posted - 2011.04.02 16:32:00 -
[224]
Originally by: pink boss
Originally by: Christopher AET I want this to be the real addition and the anom nerf to be the April fool. Would be better for the game.
You mean better for your wallet.
Well, about the anomaly nerf.. three things will happen (or "wont", actually).
Players won't be as poor as they think they'll be. People adapt.
0.0 politics won't be changed too much. Alliances big enought to affect anything on the political map don't fight over sanctums, and i dare anyone to prove otherwise.
Other than that, less people will buy PLEX and more people wil sell PLEX. Need i say what this will achieve? ____________
I like woman because breasts |
Lev Aeris
b.b.k Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.04.02 17:11:00 -
[225]
Originally by: Ottman Edited by: Ottman on 02/04/2011 10:33:09 failsauce, where is my powered armor suit, where is my gun collection ? pets ? omfg i dont need that, such an useless time and with that isk sink, oh wait, can it be you want to attract more females players with that ? could maybe work or could go horrible wrong, but this is eve, not kindergarten or ponyland... maybe this start as april joke, but i am not so sure ccp dont think twice about it and really bring that in >><<
MfG Ottman
There is absolutely nothing wrong with attracting more women to eve online. They are a helluva lot easier to listen to on comms than a bunch of beard necks.
And don't you dare stop pony land. I've been begging my CEO for one since apocrypha.
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NovaCat13
Gallente Cepheid Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.02 19:51:00 -
[226]
Oh CCP you're so funny... you're joking right?...Imma gonna have to kill you aren't I?
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Syri Taneka
The Perfect Storm
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Posted - 2011.04.02 20:49:00 -
[227]
"Have 15 of your pets die on you in a row."
Wouldn't entirely mind small pets for CQ, if only for the sake of atmosphere. Nothing too fancy, though. --------------------------------------
Bishop Endarr > christ, the church is a massive smack machine |
Estella Vance
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Posted - 2011.04.02 20:59:00 -
[228]
Quote: Updated 2011.04.02: Yes, this blog was published on April 1 for a reason. We even got some of you and for the rest we hope this was a fun read. Please note that this update to the blog will make the publish date change, but for any doubters you can see it was in fact published on April 1. ;)
But, but... I want my free kitten...
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school you newb
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Posted - 2011.04.02 21:08:00 -
[229]
not funny CCP Spitfire need work on it lil make bs Video looks add it to eve online funny ****
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Errol VanKaufer
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Posted - 2011.04.02 21:17:00 -
[230]
So, what would have to happen to convince you guys to actually do this?
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Persephone Astrid
The Bastards
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Posted - 2011.04.02 21:47:00 -
[231]
Posting to add my voice to the chorus who want a space kitten.
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Sorxus
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Posted - 2011.04.02 22:09:00 -
[232]
Good thing its a joke, i was beginning to think that EVE caught WoW virus...
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Davelantor
Caldari Ore Exploration Team
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Posted - 2011.04.02 23:41:00 -
[233]
wait .. who is saying this isnt real ? ... I got pigs on my ship :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYVWMbPznV0
The Hunt |
defcon 123
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Posted - 2011.04.03 02:25:00 -
[234]
Edited by: defcon 123 on 03/04/2011 02:25:51 well the pets woulds be super lame!
But that hover scooter looks awsome i want 1 lol Bring in the hover scooter!!!!
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Kiana Melody
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Posted - 2011.04.03 06:31:00 -
[235]
Aww kitties!! Id really spend hours and months playing with that (as a female player:))
Too bad its a Aprils... but a good one, no1 CCP |
Tyme Xandr
Gallente Dark Circle Enforcement
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Posted - 2011.04.03 19:17:00 -
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Originally by: Kiana Melody Aww kitties!! Id really spend hours and months playing with that (as a female player:))
Too bad its a Aprils... but a good one, no1 CCP
Im a male, heterosexual, married w/1 kid, eve online player and I'd definitely appreciate a few types of pets to choose from for my CQ. I think a fridge where I can keep a 30 rack of whatever alcoholic version of Quafe there is in the game would be a much needed accessory as well - and if they had a GTA4-like drunk driving mode for our ships thatd be pretty funny. [≡v≡] |
Renan Ruivo
Caldari Hipernova Tribal Conclave
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Posted - 2011.04.04 02:31:00 -
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You know, i do think that this is an april fools joke.. But i've been seeing people saying its definatly a joke without seeng any official confirmation.
Tbh if this is really a joke i wont be amused.. just sad. ____________
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Eessi
Caldari Murderous Inc
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Posted - 2011.04.04 06:59:00 -
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The official disclaimer at the bottom is slightly confusing. And I see that the date has been changed to April 2nd. Soundwave, confirm please this is a bs blog or legit.
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.04 08:19:00 -
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Read the dev blog, at the bottom: "Updated 2011.04.02: Yes, this blog was published on April 1 for a reason. We even got some of you and for the rest we hope this was a fun read. Please note that this update to the blog will make the publish date change, but for any doubters you can see it was in fact published on April 1. ;)"
That's really sad.
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Karajishi
Caldari Dreamweaver Collective
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Posted - 2011.04.04 14:37:00 -
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ah man i pretty much fell for it...
in my defense I only read it today and didn't notice the posting date. confused the hell out of me.....
then I realised! dumbass! haha nice one CCP
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Transfer point
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Posted - 2011.04.05 02:23:00 -
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Too bad, night have been able to get the wife playing on an account then ease her out of the CQ and onto a ship.
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Mack Bane
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.05 11:16:00 -
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Patch contains content. MUST be April Fools message
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Tahnil
GNADE Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.06 08:49:00 -
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Edited by: Tahnil on 06/04/2011 08:49:52 Damn! I want to have those frikkin MOUNTS!!!!!!!
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Iamable Too
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:41:00 -
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I WANT MY SPACE HAMSTER!!!! |
Che Biko
Humanitarian Communists
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:42:00 -
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I pray this means Incarna will be even more awesome than this. I mean, I would actually not object to this, although I dont know how I would feel about making segways out of animals.
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Soldarius
Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.10 00:11:00 -
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Mounts... I'll mount you.
If I were so inclined to accept something like this, I would only accept, hamsters, tribbles, or slaver hounds.
Yes, I know its an April Fools joke.
Originally by: CCP Shadow ...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.
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Spc One
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.10 06:26:00 -
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Whats a mount ? Like mounting a disc drive ?
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Bei XiaoJie
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Posted - 2011.04.12 12:25:00 -
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Originally by: Spc One Whats a mount ? Like mounting a disc drive ?
No no no .. Its a really tall lump of rock ... Like a big asteroid stuck in the dirt ... Mount Sini, Mount Fuji, Mount Everest.
Maybe they are thinking of mining minerals as a part of PI?
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CANHAZNAMECHANGE
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Posted - 2011.04.18 01:07:00 -
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This would have been a good joke if incarna were actualy going to come out in our lifetime.
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ovenproofjet
Caldari Therapy.
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Posted - 2011.07.05 18:23:00 -
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Edited by: ovenproofjet on 05/07/2011 18:23:05
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Dasola
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.06 08:03:00 -
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Edited by: Dasola on 06/07/2011 08:05:16 Full sci-fi simulation? Lol
Stop brakeing your game, stop messing your user interface, fix existing bugs before you start dreaming full sci-fi simulation.
Lol so you expect us to hop on to horse and ride arround in station? You must be mad. Spacestation is last place your going to have animals running loose. Ho havent had a cat that likes to chew some cables? My old cat sure does, silocone cables yummy... Ups that was controll cable for stations fusion reactor, time for repairs: 18 months...
how about try to get us atleast walkin in stations before some virtyual pets... Id like to go down in 10-4 to have a drink and blow brains out of some of my enemies while at it. ;)
Im little disapointed that it seems theres only incarna team working on eve, not even proper bugfix team that could actyally fix things that are broken.
i really dont like this latest direction of spaceville development. where confrontaion, interaction and player backstabbing? * Revolution changes worlds * CCP, players are watching, no empty promises. |
minumin
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Posted - 2011.07.06 09:09:00 -
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nice, people forgot this dev blog was for april fools day |
Gurgeh Murat
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.07 20:40:00 -
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Given recent events, this seems less like an aprils fool and more like an upcoming feature........
Cant wait to spend aurum on a genetically enhanced hydra.
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Juliette DuBois
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Posted - 2011.07.09 11:11:00 -
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Ponies please. |
Sean Lockhart
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Posted - 2011.07.15 11:50:00 -
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Originally by: Juliette DuBois Ponies please.
Yeah Pony from NeX store !!!
Titan or my little pony .... hard choice
Happy April/May/June/July Fools day !!
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Jemsterr
Caldari Applied Creations The Fendahlian Collective
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Posted - 2011.07.15 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: minumin nice, people forgot this dev blog was for april fools day
Subscription 2.0 (TM) only took 2-3 (can't be bothered to double-check if it was 2009 or 2008) years to get here, I don't think Riding In Stations will take that long...
In EVE, April Fool's Day comes back to bite your ****
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Manique
Caldari Ominous Corp
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Posted - 2011.07.15 16:10:00 -
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i don't like bugs. kill em them and only after give me more features. thank you for your understanding
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