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Miss Felice
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:51:00 -
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"Do you have any Gallente in you?"
"No."
"Would you like some?"
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"Mind if I enter your jump gate?"
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"You like my frig? Wow, wait until we've got our clothes off!"
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You like my Dramiel? It bodes well for us that speed impresses you."
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Maneeter
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:53:00 -
[32]
You'll do...
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QFX
Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:54:00 -
[33]
Hi, can I warp into your space?
"A man with no skills can be taught. A man with no honor, has nothing." |

Miss Felice
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:56:00 -
[34]
"Fancy going half's on a 'hybrid'?
"Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"
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Ultim8Evil
Black Serpent Technologies R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:57:00 -
[35]
Is that an Armageddon in my pants or am I just pleased to see you? 
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Angel HUN
Spricer
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:00:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Angel HUN on 06/04/2011 13:01:18
Awesome.
(Apologies Navigator for the Frame Breaking Image)
Originally by: CCP Oveur
We. Will. Never. Leave. EVE.
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:02:00 -
[37]
"Do you Pod on the first date?"
"I have a long point"
We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Dark Venger
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:07:00 -
[38]
Are those trousers made out of Caldari Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!
-- I lost my carebear. Will you sleep with me?
-- I've just received CCP funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot
-- Do you want to do FW? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me
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Jenk Makkanahr
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:11:00 -
[39]
"Of course you can NOS me! I'm capstable! "
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:14:00 -
[40]
hey baby, are those implants 6%?
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:16:00 -
[41]
Theres a distict lack of black ops?...they cloak...they gang up..... do the math people! 
Great stuff keep it comming :D _________________________________ Looking for cool pilots, check our advert |

Ingvar Angst
Amarr Omni Industrial Coalition Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:20:00 -
[42]
Hey baby... I mine moon goo... with my tongue.
I've got a Tech four love rocket with your name all over it.
You're a slave. I don't need a pick up line.
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:21:00 -
[43]
Hey baby, you into one night camps?
We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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enterprisePSI
Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:23:00 -
[44]
This needs Tuxford as a wingman.
Babe, when you look at me, the universe stops it's eternal spin and takes a moment to admire your perfection 
The Pod Log. ||| I MADE TWEET Y U NO FOLLOW!? |

Killer Gandry
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:25:00 -
[45]
When crap hit's the fan you have to haul ass. I don't mind hauling your's.
I am locked and loaded. Now gimme room to unload.
Yoˇ are my little Nosferatu, now do what you're intended to do.
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life. |

Dazram Two
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:27:00 -
[46]
" I'm sharper than a needle baby, why dont you come over here and let me stabber. "
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:27:00 -
[47]
I have a full Tech II fit. We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Flynn Fetladral
Caldari BlackSite Prophecy
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:30:00 -
[48]
So me and the rest of the boys in the corp heard you like to get blobbed?
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Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:32:00 -
[49]
Hey Babe, I 'll bring the probe launcher - you bring your Sisters
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Apollo Gabriel
Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels Etherium Cartel
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:32:00 -
[50]
Want to come back to my system? it's upgraded.
I'd orbit ya all night long.
***** Signature may appear without warning! ***** Please do not feed the trolls, it builds dependency.
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Diesel47
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:39:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Diesel47 on 06/04/2011 13:43:09 Do you have HOT trained to level V or is it just me?
I would love to dock my Avatar in your Station. 
I'm about to doomsday! Where do you want it baby? 
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Darwpromtheus
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:41:00 -
[52]
Do you want to touch my Thorax?
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Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:42:00 -
[53]
Little do you know I have been afk cloaky in that bush across the street for going on three years now.
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:46:00 -
[54]
So, have you ever been hotdropped before?
We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Orman Sorr
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:47:00 -
[55]
Excuse me miss, but could i fill your wormhole full of nanite paste?
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tek0n
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:50:00 -
[56]
I'll bridge you to my limit!
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:59:00 -
[57]
Her? She's my remote repper, so I can last all night. We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Dark Venger
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:01:00 -
[58]
Me, The Damsel and some Exotic Dancers are going back to my Captains quarters to watch some adult holoreels - wanna join the party?
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Shamuta
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:07:00 -
[59]
So what do you do in your spare time in the Universe?
Oh you are into wormhole exploration?
Hey, while we are on the subject of worms and holes, any chance I can get mine into yours?
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Dark Venger
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:17:00 -
[60]
So....whats a pod pilot like you doing in a gin joint like this?
They say its cold in space and no one can hear you screen, come back to mine, its got a single bunk and sound proofing :)
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