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Leetha Layne
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:43:00 -
[151]
May I probe you?
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wh hunter kellar
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:53:00 -
[152]
Hey baby!!! just relax as I slide my Broadsword inside your megathron opening.    nom nom
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Claire Auscent
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:56:00 -
[153]
You've got a big Thanny, and I thind it thabuloussss.
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Nice portrait. Wanna ****?
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You're a hauler pilot right? Wanna help me get my rocks off?
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Richard West
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Posted - 2011.04.06 19:17:00 -
[154]
I have Thermodynamics V and plenty of nanite paste.
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Reyjack
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:36:00 -
[155]
Would you like to bump the Titan?
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Aranial
Gallente
Empyrean Warriors
The Obsidian Front
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:41:00 -
[156]
OMG Conrad WTF have you done?!?
I can't let you out of my sight for a second can I?
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CCP Soundwave
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:55:00 -
[157]
 Originally by: Captian Conrad
Keep em comming folks!
- Babe, lets lower the sec of this system to 0.0
- Would u like to see my thorax dock?
- CCP Soundwave is my homie!
- You'd look much better in my cargo bay!
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llil kitty
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:59:00 -
[158]
wanna end up like the damsel???? no??? then dont refuse me spacewench!!
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar
Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2011.04.06 21:03:00 -
[159]
Edited by: Captian Conrad on 06/04/2011 21:04:55
Winners announced on 1st post, hope u guys had fun
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Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:48:00 -
[160]
Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 22:47:54
Cheers!! Good times all round
Enjoyed the thread but don't think i'll be using any of the chat up lines anytime soon!!
A deA
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Derth Ramir
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:52:00 -
[161]
these 1600 plates sure make me last longer...
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simon perry
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:59:00 -
[162]
Woo \o/
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Neoexecutor
Minmatar
Skynet Technologies
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Posted - 2011.04.06 23:21:00 -
[163]
You make my pod all warm and fuzzy inside.
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Haccor
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Posted - 2011.04.07 01:58:00 -
[164]
I've got a blue pill that says you can ride my caracal all night long!
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Hacc
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Posted - 2011.04.07 02:23:00 -
[165]
I've got 10 million SP in the category of love.....
May I play with your torpedo's while I load your drone bay?
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Baldemar
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Posted - 2011.04.07 02:57:00 -
[166]
- How about I dock on your Sin and we have some hot Vexor.
- I've got something that'll fit in that low slot of yours.
- Yes, it's true, my gun has a ten second reload time.
- When I scanned you in space, the display came up "heavenly body"
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Nebilau
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Posted - 2011.04.07 09:42:00 -
[167]
"check out this implant"
"got something to fit in your low slots"
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2011.04.07 09:48:00 -
[168]
hey there, wanna come raven with me? I promise to rokh your world.
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Signal11th
Versatech Co.
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Posted - 2011.04.07 10:29:00 -
[169]
Edited by: Signal11th on 07/04/2011 10:30:06
I see you keep flashing your box at me, it's lucky I've taken my little blue pill......
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Idicious Lightbane
Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.04.07 11:07:00 -
[170]
Originally by: Ocura
Originally by: Fayyad
Hey baby, do you have room for my Worm in your hole?
In Aura's sweetest voice: "There is already something in that location"
Epic win, that made me laugh out loud
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Shandir
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.04.07 11:14:00 -
[171]
My **** is like a dramiel: It's fast, it's powerful, and you are so f***ed.
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Landlady
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Posted - 2011.04.07 14:54:00 -
[172]
Missed my chance at 10mil, but here is one that came to mind nevertheless.
"If you come back to my hanger I'll help you fill both your low slots."
-Or(more directly)-
"How about you get on your knees and we'll fill that empty high slot of yours."
Anti-humor option:
"I see you fly a dominix, how about we return to my residence and engage in consensual intercourse?"
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