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Needa3
Minmatar BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.12 21:11:00 -
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Honestly, I'm ashamed to actually call this a campaign report report,it immediately explains our campaign name as well.
This campaign was marked by a considerable absence by a lot of our members. Ever since CCP managed to **** up their game this bad, well.... what's the use of playing a game where the only thing you need is numbers ... loads of numbers. World of Tanks > Eve.
Rather than walking around in stations it would be handy if CCP actually fixed all issues that are broken, unfortunately CCP seems blind to those things and rather toy around with warp effects, font size and cramming as many people in local as humanly possible. As long as they don't need to touch the blob, right?
CCP wake the **** up and fix your current blob game, get rid of your jump bridges or at least put them near a gate. You (CCP)are all failing as much in game as out of game (forums ahum )
The second reason we chose this campaign name is the fact that the current game mechanics make it totally unnecessary for anyone to actually defend their space unless threatened by a similar blob (heh CCP weren't you going to make the game more attractive to small groups ... yeah right, you failed on that too)
Our target thus decided it was a good idea not to do anything beside suck more than they already do
Quote: BURN EDEN - known systems griefers, they have campaigns to see how much they can kill over a period of time up to a few weeks normally. ....blah blah about how we suck and are lame blah blah.... My advice BLUEBALL THEM and dont operate withing d2. try to stay in RQH, MQ, KU5, UI etc They also set up log off traps too Be careful guys Fly Safe o7
To make some points to this fail target:
- unlike you we play the game to kill people and unlike you we don't need 230 people + supers to engage 10 - 15 guys. If we have ganks it is your own fault. - we never do log of traps, never did never will. Unlike you, WE have e-honor and we respect what people do. If you hit us fair and square by using skill we will acknowledge that, if you suck we will tell just as fast. And you dear NC pets suck donkey balls - if we fail this hard than why did it take you fleets between 100 - 230 to engage us? - also: post your losses and don't give us the automatic api bull****. Your KB still misses over 70 losses - glad we proved that it only takes us 3 tries (and 15 logged on pilots) to SBU a system in one of your core systems and make it vulnerable for whoever wants the system. And know what, it didn't even take us (super)caps to do it .... unlike you
Due to our inactivity this campaign falls down in two periods: 1.5 weeks of hitting M-O where the NC nubs needed CCP's help to exploit broken mechanics (well according to the Gm's it's not an exploit ... unless somebody else does it) and then like a week of HPS5 and D2-H to test new stuff outside test server environment.
Number crunchers, here are the stats.
482 kills / 10 losses 30,692,672,177 ISK / 3,204,260,918 ISK
Kills / Losses by class
9 / 0 Assault Ship
95 / 0 Battlecruiser ( CCP fixed your damm broken drakes)
34 / 1 Battleship (took em 250 man and a titan to kill it though)
1 / 0 Black Ops
76 / 0 Capsule
10 / 0 Combat Recon Ship
4 / 0 Command Ship
4 / 0 Covert Ops
34 / 0 Cruiser
10 / 0 Destroyer
1 / 0 Electronic Attack Ship
1 / 0 Exhumer
16 / 0 Force Recon Ship
38 / 2 Frigate
17 / 0 Heavy Assault Ship
5 / 0 Heavy Interdictor
13 / 0 Industrial
40 / 1 Interceptor
18 / 2 Interdictor
5 / 0 Logistics
1 / 0 Mining Barge
13 / 0 Rookie ship
1 / 0 Shuttle
24 / 1 Stealth Bomber
6 / 0 Strategic Cruiser
6 / 1 Transport Ship indeed, our ship carrying our loot was piloted by a nub and contained over a billion in loot.
0/2 SBU
Yes, the losses contain our alts just in case you were wondering.
To our next target... we are coming to wipe you of the eve map. Just so you know. To whomever comes to help em ... you will be next[
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TZeer
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.12 21:27:00 -
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Lol, trying to be relev....
oh wait....
Nevermind, carry on.
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Becali Gigi
Minmatar Razboinici Luminii
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Posted - 2011.04.12 21:59:00 -
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Edited by: Becali Gigi on 12/04/2011 22:02:11 Yea eve starts to get really boring
sorry ccp but u suck
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Razzor Death
Gallente Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.12 22:19:00 -
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Look at them tears. Beautiful.
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Ghostthor
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.12 22:27:00 -
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Wait we play eve?
I thought this was a social club.
-hOr
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Dragonzchilde
Minmatar BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:03:00 -
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Edited by: Dragonzchilde on 12/04/2011 23:05:58
Originally by: Razzor Death Look at them tears. Beautiful.
Razzor Death
kills 1064 losses 330
and you are? talk again when you get over 10 to 1 odds, will you
ohh and try getting a kill that has less than 50 people on it
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Razzor Death
Gallente Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:15:00 -
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oh god this is priceless.
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Alina Wize
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:19:00 -
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This is now a thread about Zulu Squad.
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Wirbin
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:21:00 -
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Originally by: Dragonzchilde Edited by: Dragonzchilde on 12/04/2011 23:05:58
Originally by: Razzor Death Look at them tears. Beautiful.
Razzor Death
kills 1064 losses 330
and you are? talk again when you get over 10 to 1 odds, will you
ohh and try getting a kill that has less than 50 people on it
lol elite pvp
and i was worried we wouldnt get any more of these sorts of tears once we evicted band of brothers from the game
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Razzor Death
Gallente Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:21:00 -
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- MY STATS -
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BurntCornMuffin
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:23:00 -
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Edited by: BurntCornMuffin on 12/04/2011 23:24:08 Posting in a MY K/D RATIO + *****ing about numbers thread.
Oh god, how do you turn off the ****ing autocensor on this *****?
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Nynjato
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:24:00 -
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To summarize:
Lots of angry posting about how CCP is neglecting to fix serious problems in EVE, primarily that there are too many people playing it.
A few short bullet points about how they are outnumbered, smugpost about subjective victory using only a handful of pilots, go right back to scolding them for having more people, and top it off with e-hounoure~ and killboard warrioring.
A fine pos- nah I wont even
Signature removed for not being EVE Related. Zymurgist |

eddict
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:26:00 -
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http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=74550
-568 points mean I'm awesome right?
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.12 23:30:00 -
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Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low According to all sources, the street's the place to go Cause tonight for the first time Just about half-past ten For the first time in history It's gonna start raining tears.
It's Raining Tears! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Tears! Amen! I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely soaking wet! It's Raining Tears! Hallelujah! It's Raining Tears! Every Specimen! Big, small, patchy and blanket Steady and strong and filled with whimpers
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Caneb
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:00:00 -
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Oh, the numbers game. I can play that too.
Quote:
Name BURN EDEN
Outposts [0] The corporation doesn't hold any outposts.
Sovereignty systems [0] The corporation doesn't hold any systems.
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Sidus Sarmiang
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:12:00 -
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Edited by: Sidus Sarmiang on 13/04/2011 00:12:59 I'm sorry CCP hasn't changed the nullsec game of 20,000+ people to suit the play style of a few dozen. They should do that because it sounds like a really good idea.
PS if you all went to play World of Tanks I don't think anyone would really care that much sorry.
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heavensfire
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:25:00 -
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Yea i cant wait till CCP gets to the point that the biggest blob to show up for a fight wins. That way everyone with no skills has a chance. |

Razzor Death
Gallente Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:36:00 -
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Keep making these terrible terrible threads and I'm sure they will listen.
Really
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Alice Pink
Amarr Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:37:00 -
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CCP please fix the game so that people care about my 50 man corp whose double-extended stilettos and sniping pimp ships have been cutting edge since 2003. TIA.
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TZeer
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:45:00 -
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Edited by: TZeer on 13/04/2011 00:44:48 For the amount of Goon posts, you would think it was you who died by our guns.
Hurfdurf!!
Haters gonna hate.
Not everyone can be as pro as we are.
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: TZeer Edited by: TZeer on 13/04/2011 00:44:48 For the amount of Goon posts, you would think it was you who died by our guns.
Hurfdurf!!
Haters gonna hate.
Not everyone can be as pro as we are.
or as dumb 
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TZeer
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.13 00:59:00 -
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Originally by: Headerman
Originally by: TZeer Edited by: TZeer on 13/04/2011 00:44:48 For the amount of Goon posts, you would think it was you who died by our guns.
Hurfdurf!!
Haters gonna hate.
Not everyone can be as pro as we are.
or as dumb 
No no, pretty pro, I promise you.
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Nynjato
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:06:00 -
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Your retorts are as effective as Charlie Sheen's liver. Signature removed for not being EVE Related. Zymurgist |

TZeer
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:08:00 -
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Originally by: Nynjato

Your retorts are as effective as Charlie Sheen's liver.
Get outa here. They are not that good.
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Nynjato
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: TZeer
Originally by: Nynjato

Your retorts are as effective as Charlie Sheen's liver.
Get outa here. They are not that good.
Just like your corp. Signature removed for not being EVE Related. Zymurgist |

Admiral Goberius
Amarr North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:18:00 -
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BE generating tons of tears as usual :)))
Yet again it just happens to be their own :V
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heavensfire
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:21:00 -
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Sorry CCP for the comments towards you.Its now apparent to me that it is us who are mistaken as to where the fun in this game is.Its not about bringing 10-15 players with a stratagy for pvp its about bringing a thousand to show how good we are. Maybe now we should join a huge blue list like evryone else cause where else you gonna find a bunch of no talent kids but in a sandbox.
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Ghostthor
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:24:00 -
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Awe, :sadpoast: we're getting trolled.
I quit, this is enough to convince me I suck at eve.
-hOr
Only Needa can have my stuff. Cause he has already 
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TZeer
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:24:00 -
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Edited by: TZeer on 13/04/2011 01:25:20
Originally by: Nynjato
Originally by: TZeer
Originally by: Nynjato

Your retorts are as effective as Charlie Sheen's liver.
Get outa here. They are not that good.
Just like your corp.
*sigh* yepp, we are pretty crap. It`s so sad. We kill plenty. But apparently, it doesnt mean jack ****, since we dont have sov or can call in 5000 friends.
I too want to be in a lagged out systems trolling local all day.
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:31:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Goberius BE generating tons of tears as usual :)))
Yet again it just happens to be their own :V
Behold: the first ever +1 given from me to PL 
(+1 too)
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